Colon Ends His Season Early Again
Manager Ozzie Guillen isn't planning on Bartolo Colon returning to help the White Sox for the rest of the season.
Furthermore, Guillen didn't know the whereabouts of Colon, who hasn't pitched since hurting his right elbow against Detroit on July 24.
"No, he’s not here," Guillen said. "What is it? That’s hard to find out. That’s the hardest question you ask me, where is Colon?
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Colon missing = bad shit
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 6, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
it's chicago.
of course he’s still being paid.
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I found him!

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by airnjp on Aug 6, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Sox Cleanse Colon, Decide to Clean House

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
what, the crap?
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by thatshortkid on Aug 6, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You a winnah, hahaha!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
damn buffet
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
No harm, no foul.
There’s a reason he was available, Kenny rolled the (cheap) dice, and there you go.
Whatever.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 7:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He was worth his weight in cheap puns
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
PP, B!
Mmmmm. Tdogg, good thing you found a job. I will have a large PP.
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Respone from a tired tired man.
Boston IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Smoltz (L, 2-5) 3.1 9 8 8 4 3 2 8.32
Traber 3.2 9 5 5 1 1 2 12.27
Saito 1.0 0 0 0 1 0 0 3.23
"Oh well back to work"
I know.
I know Penny hasn’t done well, either. But you have Count and Bart on your side. I think we should shoot all 4 and be done with it.
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Is This True?
http://espn.go.com/chicago/columns/blog?name=levine&post=4380361
Sox to recall Torres
Torres had start a couple of weeks ago
August 5, 2009, 11:21 PM
By: Bruce Levine
Look for the White Sox to call up right-handed pitcher Carlos Torres to start Saturday’s game against Cleveland.
Torres did a nice job for the team in his one emergency start a couple of weeks ago before going down to Triple-A Charlotte.
Well I'm Confused, Because Look @ What D.J. Carrasco's Player Notes Say
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7088/news;_ylt=AtyXtIR16.MyuuPgBSmfPO6FCLcF
Are we now confusing Torres w/ Carrasco?!
they're fairly similar pitchers
and they’re both probably replacement level, so it doesn’t really matter a ton. fwiw, i had forgotten about DJ.
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...who has been one of the top two bullpen pitchers we've had all year.
That is, without actually looking at numbers.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Numbers and stats are overrated
Everything should be based on the eye test alone
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 7, 2009 10:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In this case, I'm not being a smartass about it. My eyes are a far better judge than stats here.
Linebrink has the lowest ‘regular’ bullpen ERA, for example.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
ERA is a poor stat to begin with.
is worse for relievers.
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Exactly. The bullpen should be judged by UZR.
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— Leo Durocher
Agree. A half season should do it.
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— Leo Durocher
Derek Jeter is having a helluva season
in relief.
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so is Swisher.
fuck nick swisher.
relievers should be charged .5 runs for inherited runners.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
that is correct.
not sure DJ gets enough credit. as most know, i’ve been driving the carrasco bandwagon since ST last year so perhaps i’m biased; however, replacement level is not how he’s performed. as a starter, he may inch closer to replacement, though.
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Aside from one, maybe two "bad" outings, he has done the job every time he's been called upon this season. Be it long relief or late inning holds...but especially in helping us get through C+C Rehab Factory starts.
There was a stretch there where Ozzie didn’t pitch him and I couldn’t figure out why our most consistent guy was sitting while Linebrink was on his 18,000th blown hold.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
(I'm in the back seat, begging/yelling at you to not hit any more cats).
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
you're in the back seat?
SHOCKER.
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by e-gus on Aug 7, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he obviously doesn't get enough credit.
per fangraphs, he’s been worth almost a full win so far. that’s a pretty big deal for a middle/long reliever. i’d just be surprised if a journeyman without really impressive stuff was much better than replacement. he and torres have pretty similar stuff, though DJ’s probably got better command and obviously more experience getting major leaguers out.
he and hudson duke it out for ’10 5th starter?
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Exactly what did you see in him after 07?
Anyway, it should be noted how odd his career path has been. Drafted by the O’s, released after never playing for them in the minors, picked up by the Indians, does OK for a month and gets cut, gets signed by the Pirates, goes up and down between a few levels before being picked up in the Rule 5 Draft, gets released after a few seasons, probably with an arm injury, misses 06, comes back in 07 to be AAA meat, then signs with the White Sox.
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 7, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i saw him in ST and liked him as a backend guy who had the ability to be a decent long man or mop up guy.
plus, he has the proverbial rubber arm. i like his versatility and durability. i wouldn’t have imagined that he would be this effective, i just thought he’d be somewhat better than masset. recall that after the 07 bullpen debacle we were all looking for guys who just wouldn’t implode regularly.
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looking at his contract
he gets his $1M no matter what (right?) and he has no chance to reach his incentives that start at 100IP. so outside of desire to compete or win a championship, there’s not a whole lot motivating ’Tolo at the moment.
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Surely not Pride.
Wrong heritage.
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rolls the crepes too tight, too
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Well, if he had a brain, which he doesn't
He would want to finish as strong as he can. Nobody is going to give this guy a contract next year. Maybe the Nationals, but nobody else.
he pulled the same stuff with the Red Sox, no?
he’s obviously still a major league pitcher, if not an especially good one. pitching scarcity is what it is, man. he’s a low cost mercenary 5th starter. there’s always going to be enough demand for those kinds. also, he’s got an agent right? i’m sure he’s looking out for ’Tolo.
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ill be surprised if he ends up in a rotation next year
maybe in a poor bullpen, but not a starting rotation
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
His agent can't even find him
He’s holed up in Tijuana with a couple burrito’s, a scantily clad seniorita and a donkey. Probably looks like Saddam when they yanked him out of that hole.
He won’t be in any rotation next year….maybe the independent league or Mexican league, but that is about it.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 6:06 AM CDT up reply actions
the delicious mexican restaurant in plainfield?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
more like the whore house in tj..
or maybe he is around the corner at hong kongs
by The Scoper on Aug 7, 2009 9:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
fun fact
I was offered a bj in tijuana for my $10 ray ban sunglasses.
I declined.
She was butt and possibly a former he.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
Close. Your. Eyes.
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and Open. Your. Mouth.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
ok ladies and gentlemen
this would be a nice series to sweep. We are playing the indians who have sold off their two best players (or 2 of 3 depending on how you feel about Sizemore). We have just finished a big stretch of good teams, so this could be considered the ultimate trap series. The Sox need to play well against the indians. The tigers are playing the twins this weekend, so if we sweep we could gain a lot of ground on one team, or a little on both of them. Don’t let down now! Bury the Tribe!!!!
Kenwo4life=ratings
what has gotten in to you?
all positive and shit… its weird
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Even the dreaded Sunday/Thu lineup
should be competitive enough to beat this team.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 6:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Good morning. I've got a little something to say, totally off the top of my head.
In less than 13 hours, baseball players from here will join others from around the world, and they will be launching the largest on field battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind — that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 7th of August, and we will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution — but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 7th of August will no longer be known as an Indian holiday, but as the day when the Sox declared in one voice:
“We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!”
Today, we celebrate our Indianpendence Day!
by Trooper on Aug 7, 2009 6:28 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
As Q! rides his unicorn down the streets shouting, "the Indians are coming, the Indians are coming!"
Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Carlos Quentin,
On the seventh of August, in O-Nine;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
i can fly, im a pilot
we got to work on our communication.
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
indians

The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
Native. Americans. A-hole.
;)
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They're all darkies to me
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was 'off the top of your head'!!! UN-REC'd!
(just kidding, I didn’t rec it in the first place)
:)
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
This is horseshit.
I will not – NOT – reward “sampling”, as the rapping kids say.
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Did YOU write it?
Thief. Give the green to the author.
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"this could be considered the ultimate trap series"
On target.
Sox have had several sequences — play great, then let down. This would be a perfect let down series. Gotta stop that crap.
Excepting defense, this is a very good team. They’ve really improved their run production (Beckham & Getz) and have very solid pitching. It’s time to keep playing well. Graduate to the next level.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
I really wouldn't mind beating up on a team for once...
Not just sweeping or winning 2 out of 3. But like what we did to the Twins in that 4 game series last year. Let’s stomp the crap out of them.
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Aug 7, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
where has tdoggs been?
he hasnt been the caped defender of the sox defense lately.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
Man's got a job.
I know. It’s not customary for his ilk. But there you have it.
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I even asked for the July recap before he went into the working world....he puh-puh-puh-promised!!!
:’(
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like Becks.
Did he ask your Dad for permission to send you the info? I rest my case.
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wu is 100% racist, you didnt know?
He didnt even like LT_sox_fan and hes white! Too foreign-y white for the OPOS.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
my first clue was the stars and bars paint job on the hood of his car
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Though not the first time he's bashed the brother in such a way. haha! ;)
Thanks to Tdogg for giving some needed diversity (and keeping colin company in the job-seeking dept. – a brother out if work: Who would’a thunk it? And that’s no excuse to not give me my PP, B, at year end).
link (unnecessarily)
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by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Goombahs have a way with words
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
They more than held their own against the AL's best so far this week
- beating the Yankees three of four and taking the first two from the Angels, averaging better than seven runs per game along the way - and the road is about to get a lot easier for Chicago. Starting with a three-game homestand against the Indians this weekend, the Sox play 12 of their next 15 games against the four worst teams in the American League (the Indians, A’s, Royals and Orioles) and the other three games are against the depleted Mariners. Over that same stretch, meanwhile, the Tigers have to play the Twins at home and travel to Boston for a four-game series with the Red Sox.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
george ofman: baseball savant or lucky to be employed?
so he quit the score to hitch his wagon to the star known as chicago sports webio. well, we know how that went, but was that the end of old george? no! this morning i see him performing on hooters in the morning. erm, wait, that should be monsters. not monster hooters, just monsters. instead of hooters. in the morning.
i digress. here’s the good part. he broke some information that he discovered by staying up late last night and studying statistics. (and i know this because that’s what he said.) he informed us that the white sox are not a good defensive ball club. in fact, they’re one of the worst. (and of course he proceeded to not tell us any statistics at all.) who knew?
gosh, i hope he wasn’t up too late scouring through his cut out newspaper box scores to bring us that revelatory nugget.
it is what it is......
Algorithm:
Q! / Podsednik / Dye ~~ black hole.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Pods realy hasn't messed up much
VERY average CF he’s been playing, which is much more than I anticpated
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oh, i disagree.
i’ve seen him mess up plenty. i do not know what the numbers are for him, but MY EYES have seen enough to conclude he is very below average.
it is what it is......
Surely you jest.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't jest...and stop calling him Shirley.
(Hmm…seems funnier in the movie).
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
A big building with a lot of patients....
:)
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he sucks at defense
In fact, can you find me a worse defensive outfield on a team that is trying to make the playoffs?
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
At least ours is a hell of a lot cheaper.
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
isnt soriano good in left or is that just his arm. and i thought fukudome was good too?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
From what I remember reading, you can't run on Soriano
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice Simpsons reference.
That scene is sometimes removed on reruns. OK, back to Sox talk.
by SoxFanOnTheNorthwestSide on Aug 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Cubs have two worse defenders but they are at least in the corners.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
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Speaking of douche "reporters"...
Nice is important to Beckham. While he is now a South Sider, his roots are still all Georgia. That means being respectful, a Southern gentleman.
‘’Very Southern gentleman,’’ Beckham said. ‘’Let me put it straight: If a girl takes me to meet her parents, it’s over, they’re in love with me. That means calling her dad, ‘Sir,’ all that, but both parents will love me.’’
Basically, he’s the antithesis of a former highly touted Sox prospect, Brian Anderson, who would just as soon put the moves on a date’s mom than meet her. But Beckham, he’s from a different school. And the media and fans are eating it up.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Forgot. That was Cowley.
If I’m BA, I’m a little pissed…
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Is there a reason why everyone thinks of BA as some sort of woman user?
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
BA fucked cowley's mom and sister.
at the same time.
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by larry on Aug 7, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's almost certainly torres.
he didn’t start yesterday on what would have been regular rest and whisler is scheduled tonight. with the pen still questionable i don’t think they use carrasco.
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rec'd
but i thought cowley had twin sisters
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2009 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
i thought cowley watched
isn’t he into that voyeur shit? like jack ryan styles?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Douchenozzle deserved it.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
What different school?
The goal is the same. Becks leaves the whole FAMILY like Atlanta after Sherman when he effs them over, as opposed to BA who is more “sniper”-like. Why do you think Becks signed on for Chicago? He’s had everyone south of the Mason-Dixon!
I know from the Southern way to eff people over. Gain the WHOLE family’s buy-in, then set the house on fire as you leave with the family china.
BWAHAHAHA!
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But they have such warm smiles and tell me to have a 'blessed day'! Such kind people are clearly incapable of doing wrong!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Biscuits an gravy...mmmmmmmmmmmm.
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
With only small amounts of mercury, so as not to be traced to my inexplicable illness!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
:: leans back, sipping on a mint julep, awaiting oneloyaldawg's take on the matter ::
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by thatshortkid on Aug 7, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
fast food is not fast in the south.
thats all I got to say about that.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
What are you saying?
We are not all Forrest Gump. Just like you are not all Blago. POS.
Now I’m returning to waiting for my garage door repairperson who is an hour late.
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Hes fixin' to get on over there, Bo.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
I didn't know trailer parks allowed garages?
I’m out! Good luck with Cooter, you old POS.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
hes putting the overhead door directly on the trailer.
moving the mother in law in!
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
Good to see the SunTimes taking a strong editorial stance on playa hatin'
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 7, 2009 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It pains me that this guy has a job that allows his opinions to reach the masses; and more so, that his opinions are somehow related to the Sox.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
i don't know if you listen to 670 the score on line
but they are going to talk to cowley about this BA crap in just a couple of minutes.
it is what it is......
I do not...and am only now seeing this comment. Let me know if anything worth repeating is said.
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by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
not much.
all he said was that BA would probably find it funny and that he never tried to hide his love of the honies.
fair play i suppose. still don’t care for cowley though.
it is what it is......
but he had a no hitter for the sox in 1986! Against these Indians if Im not mistaken!
also, yes, he sucks.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
He's saying the same thing everybody does.
Not sure what’s so objectionable. It’s one thing when it clouds his judgment, like when he’s calling Cabrera the team’s fourth-best shortstop.
To get pissy when he cracks a one-liner about BA? Christ.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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HEY!
You kiss your Mom with that mouth, Paulie?
Dammit, someone gets his own blog and he becomes fucking potty mouth.
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I stopped caring about beat reporters
They’re all pathetic in this city.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Cowley = freemason
Beckham = freemason
BA = just wanted tah git hiz d*ck sucked!!!111
Ocab = asshole
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
twins make their move.
acquire carl pavano, thusly sealing another world title.
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Those god d*mn piranhas!
Wasn’t he scheduled to pitch against us on Saturday? Doesn’t that mean the Hindians will bring up some AAA douche to make us look silly? PUNTOOOOOOOOOO is behind this….
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Ahh great...would have rather faced Pavano.
But Masterson might be better than some dude we have no scouting report on or have never seen. Hopefully Torres looks like Clayton Richard on Saturday…ha!
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Pavano has been real rough
on us this year in 3 starts . . . I will take my chances with anyone else they can throw out there.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
on any given saturday......
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by thatshortkid on Aug 7, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Those inches are all around us!
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
keep fighting little dude
and one day we’ll live in a world without TBA.
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anyone know what the lg skyline club box tickets entail? is food included with the ticket or not
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
here ya go
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/ticketing/premium_seating.jsp?loc=club_box_seats
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Food not included.
Nice concourse, no lines @ concessions / johns, special food of the night, dessert table, lounge, couches.
Very civilized. Other than the 1st row, very little legroom.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
I've had skyline chilli and it is overrated.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
oh dear
celtic draw arse in the final CL qualifying round.
can’t say i care for that.
it is what it is......
Arsenal draw Celtic
can’t say I care for that
Levski Sofia
I think she was the bartender at the pub in my old neighborhood.
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
And Dynamo Kiev was the name I made pornos under
Keep ’em coming, slugger.
Places to check for Colon:
1. Old Country Buffet
2. KFC
3. Taco Bell
4. “Chico Marx Appreciation Society” meeting
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
picture of Fatolo doing the moonwalk with a high pitched voice and white sparkly glove seems interesting.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Podsednik cf, Beckham 3b, Dye rf, Thome dh, Konerko 1b, A.J. c, Quentin lf, Ramirez ss, Nix 2b, Buehrle p.
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I'll take it!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
etzgay don't get no offday?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Etz gay?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I'll sacrifice a goat when Nix is no longer fielding.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
sheesh. Players are allowed defensive slumps. He hasn't done anything that Che wasn't doing through May, at least.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
My sister owns a Mackowiak jersey.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
uh huh.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
the Cub killer?
whats her number?
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
you mean the guy you think should change positions?
strong endorsement.
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Puhlease. Don't pick and choose from my hypothetical proposal that I know would not actually happen.
Just as I know Paulie will probably not clete Punto to death on one of his slides to first, but I still like to call for it to happen every so often.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You are shitting me.
“Defensive slump”? Like he’s earned a slump based upon his yeoman years of service?
Fer Chrissakes.
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he played baseball prior to 2009
there are stats and scouting reports and all that with which to adjust our expectations.
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No...as in, he's only been shitty defensively in the past week or two. Prior to, did he even have a single error on the year?? Did he make some spectacular plays/throws prior to? Yes.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Also...it's a sss for both years, but notice that aside from his recent 6 errors at SS, he's been pretty perfect.


When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
500-ish innings, or <60 games.
Yeah, I’d say SSS.
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My thinking that he's decent is following the same sample size as those claiming he sucks.
So why am I the crazy one?
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You're a woman.
And your father is Chiburb.
Your DNA is to blame.
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Shit negro! That's all you had to say!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
According to the right rail, he's a lock.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Q! is going to
destroy Sowers, ram-rod his wife and eat his children and then play fetch with his dog. That’s my pick click to click, now you at home select yours. Stone Poney’s dog and the gardners are going with the Southern Swoop, Gordon Beckham.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
"Matt Abatacola and all the shitheads in the truck are gonna go with that fucking lazy waste of space 'lexi Ramirez..."
“Fuck that guy , Stone Pony. Ah! The Bartucci boys are joining us today in the booth…”
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 7, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
wait
why the hell isn’t Ramirez in the two hole?
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 7, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Beckham was in the 2 spot before Che got hurt.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Die, all of you
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll just come back as a cow and you'll be forced to worship me.
Hahahaha.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
he gone!
jason giambi released
let me be the first to say,“fuck jason giambi.”
go back to hell you lying, cheating bastard.
it is what it is......
Is that you Big Hurt?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
GD Joe, don't let the old farts take advantage of you...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I couldn't figure out why there were so many damn teenies all over downtown today...
Then I remembered: Lollipopooza starts tonight, right?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Ya brah!
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
Man I hope Poi Dog Pondering is playing!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Wait until Sunday
when the heat index is 105 and those teenies have been doing massive amounts of drugs and booze guzzling for 2+ days. Those lincoln park thugs are gonna have a field day!!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The Porta-Potties will be a nightmare...like a few in The Cell parking lots
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
I shudder to think of seeing him in a Sox uniform again.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Lollipopooza.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Better link FROM THIS VERY THREAD:
twins make their move. acquire carl pavano, thusly sealing another world title.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/al/2009-08-07-2071280495_x.htm
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by larry on Aug 7, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Say... did you hear the game is on WCIU tonight?
Enjoy the Kings of Queens rain delay theater!
Oh. I forgot you don’t get CIU in DesPlaines.
Sports Bar!!!!!!!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
i live in des MOINES
haha but ill actually be completely out of the loop this weekend as im playing in an ultimate frisbee tournament all weekend, and camping. ill be back sunday night to see the damage
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
don't forget ur weed, hippie.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Correction: Don't forget your frisbees and shoes, hippie.
The dope is never forgotten…it’s the secondary stuff that gets left behind.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck, id much rather not go.
99 degrees both days, and 4 or 5 games both days? camping in 80 degree lows? fuck that. this ginger will be burnt badly by the end of it
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
well keep it in your pants then...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Another gem from Paul Rudd (aka: Koonu) in FSM:
(referring to a redheaded woman)
“I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes.”
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was wondering what was going to be our new Citizen Kane
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
that by far is your favorite movie
I do like that Kristen Bell though…got that little sporty athletic blonde look going…
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
that whining she did in the 70's Show just turned me off from that chick.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
If I wanted to bone an actress because of her skill
I’d make a run at Meryl Streep.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
no, that whiny voice from that show turned me off.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i think that was the point of the lines she was given for the character
you better watch what you say, though. she’ll cut ya!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
No, it's not....in my top 20, but far from my favorite.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Upon first glance, I read your name as "Jew Ho".
I liked it better when i thought that’s what it was. Nothing personal.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Channel 26 - an independent station in Chicago
Known for Sox games and bad re-runs.
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
Which cannot be seen by several poster living in exotic areas like Iowa and northern Illinois.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Oh I'm fine. But the wailing and gnashing of teeth by others here is hilarious.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
i now have some access to mlb tv
i always thought sox games were blacked out by mlb here in the central illinois prairie, but i was apparently mistaken.
it is what it is......
Worse. George Lopez, Kings of Queens, almost all black sitcoms.
Though Bernie Mac is good.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Yes, like that. Mooesha too I think.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
I hate all that crap
I like that one with the Jewish bloke who is always arguing with people, it’s on very late here, so i can’t remember the name
Larry David aka larry....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
from 60-years ago? that makes you laugh?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Laurel and Hardy is from 90 years ago
and is funnier than 99% of the shit that passes for comedy these days
Three Stooges...it's all good!
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
3 stooges is ace
I love all that mindless violence, they were a blueprint for Tom and Jerry.
have you ever seen the stan and ollie film where they push the piano up the hill, I think it’s the funniest comedy film I’ve ever seen
f*cking english trying to pronounce our old black sitcoms is sad indeed,....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than that wanker Gervais
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
what about the great benny hill?
for some reason that is how I picture hoodie….
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Hoodie's idea of comedy is probably Churchill's racist rants
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
must resist urge to argue about Churchill with hoodie
hard to do, must resist, must hold back….fists clenching….
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Good Times...DY-NO-MITE!
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
well, I stand corrected
you were trying some british penis slang on us…sorry, missed that one. Geeze!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get WCIU in HD.
It’s annoying to watch it in grainy-def.
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Masterson Slated To Start Saturday
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/probable_pitchers.jsp?c_id=cws
Masterson, acquired on July 31 in a trade with the Red Sox for All-Star Victor Martinez, takes the starting spot of Carl Pavano, who was traded to the Twins on Friday. Masterson has made one relief appearance with the Indians, throwing three innings against the Tigers on Aug. 1 and allowing two hits with four strikeouts. Masterson has made six starts this season but has not started a game since May 17. He has appeared in three games lifetime against the White Sox, all in relief, and has allowed one run in 4 2/3 innings.
They call him Bat.
Bat Masterson. (For all of you really old POS’s.)
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Rather it was Mary Stuart
Heeeey, John Hughes appreciation day at the ballpark. Bring a white person, get in free.
NTY.
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i certainly wouldn't give up hudson either
but i think toronto might just want to get out from under his contract, and might take lesser prospects to do so. not sure who that would be given that danks, flowers, hudson, and viciedo are apparently considered untouchables in the organization. but i’m sure nobody’s really an untouchable once KW sets his sights on an acquisition.
I wouldn't be shocked
if they just gave him away and got out from underneath that contract.
by Off the bus running on Aug 7, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
If the 1st claim and the Jays
can’t work out a deal, is the Waiver dead? Or does he get “offered” to the next team?"
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
The plot thickens
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
by Big Daddy Kool on Aug 7, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
he lives!
from the rios thread:
White Sox? We all know they are shedding a ton of payroll after a few big players contracts expire. Is there enough after Peavy to get Rios? Pods-Rios-Quentin and Dye as DH? Can Rios play CF anymore?
Posted by: JoeCoolMan24 | August 07, 2009 at 03:00 PM
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
I love
that Pods has bumped Thome to the bench for the season.
by Off the bus running on Aug 7, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Quentin hurt worse than we think?
Local radio here on the east coast postulated that Q is hurt worse than is being advertised and that Rios makes sense. For what it’s worth, that sounds like a reach to me…
well if anyone would know about Q!
its a guy on the radio speculating on the east coast.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
Who is saying he's fully recovered?
Noone I know.
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moar from an old friend:
I just have a sneaking suspicion that Kenny Williams is going to get Rios and take a strong run at the Central. With Peavy coming in 3 weeks, the pitching is in great shape, Rios would really bolster the OF, but where would he play? Quentin, Pods, Dye already out there. Unless Thome is only played vs. Righties, and Rios vs. lefties. Ozzie would have to be creative if Kenny does pull it off.
Posted by: JoeCoolMan24 | August 07, 2009 at 03:06 PM
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
/sniffle
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
who would we DFA? kotsay? definitely not wise?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Wise is going nowhere this year.
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kotsay was traded for BA
who would wise be traded for?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless he was claimed by Houston, it would almost have to be us.
Can’t see anyone else having the need and money to go after him. The Jays couldn’t dump salary with a Halladay deal so they might just let him go to a team willing to take his full salary on.
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
i really want to know before i leave for the weekend.
ill be out of the loop until sunday night.
ugh, this is gonna suck.
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Don't worry.
The Pony Express doesn’t stop in Iowa til Monday anyways.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Tdogg, Smoltz DFA'ed!
Could Coop work with him? I would laugh my ass off if KW brought him on.
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i had no idea
but muhammad ali is going to visit his ancestral home. (well one of them anyway.)
i luuuuuuuv county clare.
it is what it is......
yeah right
you love (p)Ennis.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
i dont know what that is but I like it.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
i call the suburbs of my Ennis
ballstown.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
Has there been any discussion...
About how someone put in a waiver claim on Alex Rios? I could see Kenny Williams doing that.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 7, 2009 4:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
See slightly above your post.
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knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 7, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh. Never mind.
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Emily Littela in the house.
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"What's all this about BUSTING school children?" Ah, Gilda...classic.
"I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.
Alex Rios of Sox?
Is it possible KW has another ace up his sleeve? Alex Rios just got claimed off waivers……
scroll up
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
by Big Daddy Kool on Aug 7, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions

knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 7, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Would you deserve a Triple
Facepalm for typos on your otherwise well played picture?
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 7, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
well played
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
by Big Daddy Kool on Aug 7, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
so i heard that ba put the moves on alex rios's mom
but i think it would be more entertaining if hudson joined in for the gangbang
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2009 5:21 PM CDT reply actions
Jenks in the park and should be available tomorrow
-re-fart
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
I heard that Kenny was going after Jake Peavy
Is there any info to this rumor?
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not until he gets griffey
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
not until he gets erstad
get in line u-god
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
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