Torres to Start Saturday; Jenks Will Be Available Saturday
Manager Ozzie Guillen confirmed Carlos Torres will start Saturday night against Cleveland.
Closer Bobby Jenks returned and will be available to pitch Saturday, but Guillen wants to use him in a non-save situation. Jenks hasn't pitched since Saturday because of kidney stones.
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And DJ for long relief, si necessaire.
Je pence que c’est bien. Peut-etre plus mieux que Fatolo.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
Racist!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
this is amurrrica
and we speak amurrican. now stop taking our jaarbs
by soxshenanigans on Aug 7, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
La femme aime basball
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2009 5:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
wi? no we are NOT french.
we’re amarican, cuz youre in america
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
gotta jet for the weekend.
see you dudes sunday night
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Sacre Bleu!
Who else is going to bus your tables and cut your lawns? Bartolo? ooh.. wait- he is now
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
Neither do we
We’re just subatomic particles vibrating.
by southsideirish on Aug 7, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Lyrics to Motes Of Dust :
Motes of dust fly through the air they’re dancing in his vacant stare
The hollows in his cheeks are haunted shadows
And down below the sea is strong, the wind it whips itself a froth
A storm is coming on, let’s hope it passes
But storms will come with squalling rain and lightning hurled in screaming pain
The night becomes like mind left standing helpless
But thunder dies away in time to leave the silence so sublime
And once again the need for light is urgent
Though even in the center stage
A paler light doth he make rage
Than those who live their lives in poorest splendor
And diamonds yet festoon the trees
If you but have the eyes to see
To share it with the ones that you are loving
To cast your force into the land in hopes that you can make a plan
To live, let others live and not regret it
And love is peace and God is war
You’ve seen it all go down before
And more’s the shame to stand by while it’s happening
For we are like the storms at sea
A moment’s life like lightning be
Ourselves our only slaves
And only masters
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Dude, go play D & D.
The ’70’s are over. Niven and Pournelle are OLD. “The Mote in God’s Eye” is so high school.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
All for these moves. No walks will make Torres a gem.
Same with the last time Bobby came back: pitch the 9th in a done-deal game.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 7, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions
Hmmm, who is the kidney stone expert on SSS
that said 36 hours ago he’d be ready in a couple of days?
Jou guys need to listen to the OPOS’s on this site regarding old man illnesses. Plantar fasciitis, kidney stones, dementia. A fount of information.
Oh, and Billy Mays was not naturally ebullient:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,538220,00.html
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Depressing.
Discovery Channel did a nice wrap up on him so I’m not gonna spread the word on this one.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 7, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
if he stretched more he would have blasted it out last week.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
Billy Mays died from kidney stones? What, no insurance?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Interesting that Billy's wife found him unresponsive.
It’s reversed in my house.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
She finds Billy responsive at your house?
Hmm.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
No it's not, WU.
But don’t worry, there’s pills for ED now.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 7, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
ED is who she sees when WU's at work.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that ElDiablo is a sneaky sumbitch
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Flagged.
For being a DB.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Wanna cloak him just for practice?
And fun?
He can’t see the game in Rockford anyway, may as well make him as invisible as WCIU.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Non moi mon Ami. It was Uncle WU. But I would have too...
Hee.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
i thought i heard something about that
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
I only hope Cheat is not banging his sister again
so we can get a proper Gamethread and not have to kiss cip’s gay ass AND lose the game.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Really! WTF kind of excuse was that?
At least Colin was being Colin with his “lateness”.
Surprised Cheat didn’t blame Bangalore instead of his incest.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Not as funny as Phil Silvers, but funny anyway.
Bookmarked for future reference.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
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