Yes, here it is - the English Guide to Baseball

after many hours of painstaking research, a colleague of mine has produced the definitive guide to Baseball from a UK perspective.

3 months ago hoodlight 10 comments 7 recs |

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Christ, who suggested you FanShot this?

Lunatic.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rec'd. Ignore that illiterate OPOS above.

Funny shit.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

rec'd like a motherfuck

Home Run Derby: n. a mid-season festival in which the top hitters in the
game are brought together to find out who is the best at hitting homers. For those unfamiliar with baseball…imagine Pele and Maradona twatting the ball into an empty net
from three yards out…and you’re pretty close.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 8, 2009 10:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

def rec'd

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 8, 2009 12:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And of course,that American icon,our beloved Babe:

Babe Ruth= A great,big,fat lump of shit who couldn’t run…

That’s bloody hilarious.

Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.

by oahu420 on Aug 8, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you are already talking english like

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Aug 9, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hilarious

rec’d

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Aug 9, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I like this. thats how we roll

World Series: n. a curious method, exclusive to America, of finding out
which team is the so-called “best in the world”. Curious in that only teams
from North America can take part. Hmmm…so the world ends at new Mexico and
Canada, does it, you Yank twats? Fuck off. You do not go around telling
people you are the World Champions when all you’ve beaten is a few bum clubs
from your own country. Fuck that. You might as well beat up the unmarried
mother from next door and the old man down the street and proclaim yourself
as World Heavyweight Boxing Champion. I notice you never invite Cuban teams
to take part. And why is that? because you know they’d kick your arses,
that’s why. …

but fuck you english bastards for dissing the American pastime! the only good thing to come from there is Chef Ramsey. jagoffs.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 10, 2009 4:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs