We Have The Power!
by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2009 5:30 PM CDT
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Beat the Indians they more than deserve it.
I still think we can win the central anybody agree?
White Sox>AL Central
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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kill da injuns
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 5:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The move to 2B might be news to Getz
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 6:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that sodfather package is pretty cool
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I've strapped it on, but its a bit snug
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 6:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
wow
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 6:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If we don't win,I'm gonna send a greeting from the billyok web site to Ozzie's e-mail.
I can’t decide between “You Suck” or “You’re an idiot”…
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
stop with the walks
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 6:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
torres controlling the flow of the game
making the Indians very slowly move around the basepaths
¡signature!
its too early for this mess
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 6:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
its too early for this mess
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 6:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
its too early for this mess
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 6:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i know stupid phone
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
is it too early for this mess?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
shut it up
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
stupid man
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 8, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
torres just getting all his walks out of the way.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
what did i start?
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 9, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
uribe was a real man
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 8, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's what real defense looks like.
Wierd, ain’t it?
by South Side Expat on Aug 8, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
think hawk and stoney are right that someone on cleveland will get beaned?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I nominate Sizemore to get plunked
After we get a lead
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 6:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
success will be the best revenge
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
it wasnt intentional
The catcher set up on the outside corner. He has no idea where his fastball is going
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 6:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
One of these days Hawk is just gonna come out and say "Fuck these Umps"
by South Side Expat on Aug 8, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
that's gonna be the name of his memoir
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by billyok on Aug 8, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
that was the first PA in which Q has seen at least 5 pitches
since his third PA on august 1st.
it is what it is......
once upon a time Q had plate discipline
Bacon probably has the best on the team now Thome takes a ton of pitches but gets fooled quite often
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 6:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
if only to harrass stoney about his playgirl posing
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
this thread is kinda dead tonight :( maybe the sox will somehow make history to spite all those who are spiting the gamethread.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Not spiting. Getting 3 bottled pints of Spaten for the potentially long night ahead.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't that illegal? A double play on a strikeout?
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It used to be illegal
Selig changed the rule halfway though this year to help the sox out when they play against tampa bay
I go home and get in her face - Pods
A.J. Throws a guy out with plenty to spare...
That’s Historic enough, isn’t it?
by South Side Expat on Aug 8, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions
they should mark the place it happened
like they did with the Wise catch.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
PEDs?
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone see the historic Papi presser
Apparently he’s never taken a steroid but the GNC stores in the DR sold him some tainted stuff
Never heard that one before.
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 6:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
GOTW mercifully ends
3:40 after the broadcast begins. I hope they institute a rule like hockey does. In playoff hockey there are only commercials between periods. I wish after the game time goes past the 3rd hour mark commercials are curtailed to some extent.
Praise Him!!
Yeah, it didnt really matter in the game
but it was our first PH homerun of the season
I go home and get in her face - Pods
holy crow. just noticed this.
mark buehrle leads all white sox hitters in P/PA at 4.60. that is awesome.
it is what it is......
That homer was a highlight of the season. So funny.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
is it pledge week or something?
how much do i have to give to get Ken Burns’ Civil War on VHS
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he should have just said he wasn't drunk in those pictures.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
If Stone Pony ever leaves out of baseball
He should have a job on QVC
I go home and get in her face - Pods
The one time he doesn't nibble...
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torres will oblige by throwing a perfect down the middle hanging breaking ball.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I would've liked to see Dye try running that one down.
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I think he would've got caught up in the wind
He has a very upright running style.
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Can Dye run?
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
proposed whitesox auctions:
oil up bartolo colon
you and five friends apply mineral oil to bartolo colon’s naked body.
BA boyfriend experience
BA takes you too a bar/club of your choosing and gets you drunk then goes to the strip club and tries to ‘swing a threesome.’
wake harold baines
take turns poking harold baines with a stick
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by thecip on Aug 8, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If someone would find Colon for us
I will bid on that one with a bid of 1 cent
I go home and get in her face - Pods
And you would win.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
He'd appear for an oiling, safe to say.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
If I take him to a buffet
wont it have the same effect
that guy can put down sausage links with the best of em
I go home and get in her face - Pods
Uribe dream buffet experience
you and uribe go to old country buffet.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Those are great ideas that you should send to Ozzie in one of billy's online greeting cards.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Why so sad? Those are tremendous cards. I think Ozzie would really respond to the "You Suck" one.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you see the smile on his face?
They let him have it because they wanted him to feel special
I go home and get in her face - Pods
Thome's most favoritest place in the whole wide world? The zoo!
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Thome looks like he's running
With a dump in his drawers
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
As opposed to how he usually glides effortlessly around the bases, poopy-pants-free?
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
In the dugout bid
does Ozzie throw the bucket of gum at you in a fit of rage?
I go home and get in her face - Pods
"this could be considered the ultimate trap series"
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
My cat likes potato and bacon soup.
Though not Spaten.
Nor 2 Indians on with 0 outs.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
Thought I had my Torres error there.
Alas. Alas.
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good try.
no E’s yet, but i feel Q misplayed a ball in left and of course alexei let a relay throw to him go through his legs.
it is what it is......
With Masterson looking strong and Torres sucking......
a loss seems very likely tonight……..what a killer…..play great ball against the Yanks/Angels and now embarrass yourself against the Indians…….you can’t lose ground to the Tigers on a weekend when you host CLE and they play MIN……this sucks….
by stanchar on Aug 8, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Aaaaannnnnd.......
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
masterson will be out after the next inning
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 7:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm never going to watch Melrose Place.
And I mean it this time.
by South Side Expat on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
Meet and greet 2 sox players!
I can’t wait to meet Kotsay and Nix
I go home and get in her face - Pods
What, you'd rather meet Quentin?
His wife is decent but certainly not Kotsay material
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Solemn nod to Torres on the way out.
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alexei has doubled his BB% from last year
and he has essentially the same BB rate as pods, Q, and konerko.
i find that interesting.
it is what it is......
Wrong
He swings at everything.
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Free tickets for home shoppers
in the theme of this game being being operated like a telethon
I go home and get in her face - Pods
all downhill after the shower scene
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by billyok on Aug 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gosh, that guy is annoying. Buehrls did everything not to punch him, I believe.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
kenny comments on rios rumors
“Always,” Williams said when asked if he was active in the waiver process.
Williams spoke and joked for more than 11 minutes on the waiver climate and the frequency in which teams place players on waivers and teams that put claims on those players.
“I’m not confirming or denying any interest or any claims or any thing, but if these things get out on a daily basis, boy, it’s going to be a heck of an August around here in terms of how many players you claim and how many you don’t claim,” Williams said. "It will make your head spin if you follow each report.
"A lot of players getting claimed every day. Why is this a big deal?"
Rick Hahn did an interview on ESPN 1000
where he talked about the different mentalities behind claiming someone. One he seemed to highlight was that sometimes a team will claim someone b/c they want to acquire them in the offseason, and they don’t want anyone else to be able to trade through the waiver period at this time. A team wants that player to stay put until the offseason where they could attempt to acquire them.
Now, this doesn’t make a ton of sense to me, unless they’d rather not pay the $2 mill or whatever he would cost this year. Seems like if you would want to trade in the offseason, why not trade now?
by ThisIsJustBanter on Aug 8, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice analysis by the Cleveland crew
Said that stolen base happened because Williams threw over to first. Jimenez doesn’t run, but since Williams was 95 percent likely to not do it again, Jimenez went on first movement.
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how could robots know more about batteries than humans when humans created robots?
fucking liar
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Thome was told if he hit a HR, he would get to go to the zoo on his off day
I go home and get in her face - Pods
he likes watching the monkeys 'hijinks,' and talking to the birds.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
mmm. goes well with my tater soup.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
I don't see the commercials. :'(
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm on the next flight.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
ohka is awful
Can he pitch to us for the rest of the year?
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
yep.
but seriously, i’m not sure dye would have scored on that. (konerko and thome obviously not)
it is what it is......
You do exceptional work, sir.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I get up to go smoke and make some cookies. This is what I come back to.
How nice.
And soon, I will have cookies.
by South Side Expat on Aug 8, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Well, we'll have to pitch again at some point
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 7:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't let that whooosh take your hat off.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if the sox win tonight
we still have to count it as a loss by those standards
I go home and get in her face - Pods
Those who do not love stanchar are misunderstanding him.
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i actually liked the comment
it was pretty funny. comparable to tourettes
I go home and get in her face - Pods
we need a show like Battlestar Galatica
where everyone says “dag gummit” instead of “frak”
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5 runs will not win this game.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 8, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So I go to pick up a pizza and they score four runs
Anybody want to get me another pizza?
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Sounds like you should be the one flying...
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh God.
Glad I missed it. Although I was a little pissed the New Paltz B&B that advertised free wi-fi failed to mention the router was pumping something shy of dial-up speeds.
it was hilarious
she looked pissed to be there, like a 15-year-old goth chick dragged to Take Your Daughter to Work Day
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Why the hell are you in New Paltz?
Antiquing? Woodstock 40th anniversary fun?
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Ran out of hemp.
Actually, last-minute getaway for the spousal unit and me. The place we stayed was actually just what the doctor ordered. And we managed to find an adult restaurant with actual meat. God I love driving drunk.
Defense? Was that actual Defense I just saw?
by South Side Expat on Aug 8, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
someone should start a pool.
first pitcher to be killed/have career ended by a broken bat.
it is what it is......
ha!!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Nobody pray for a second, let him focus
by ThisIsJustBanter on Aug 8, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
he has sacrificed himself for our wins......
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Kenny Williams says -
“To those who say its not possible to compete while rebuilding, well, you’ve never played in the AL Central.”
by South Side Expat on Aug 8, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
perez era of 8.88.
i thought he was going to be good this year, along with the rest of the indians bullpen. i was wrong.
it is what it is......
good evening all
glad to see we were able to come back
Glad to be out here... here in the Middle West!
Booze check
What are you drinking? I’m pulling on the Two Hearted Ale my wife’s family brought from the Middle West.
Bell's forever and ever amen.
I’ve got some Fullers ESB downstairs that I haven’t touched yet.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
gatorade, but if i chose I would go with an ice cold bud light.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Too close for missiles, I'm switching to guns
ran out of whiskey, moving on to my homebrew
I go home and get in her face - Pods
Plin the Elder - one of the best double
IPAs you can get.
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 8:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Who said anything about having fun?
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully it's in the bottom of a bong.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
sad coincidence: that's the t-shirt i'm wearing today
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Spaten Optimator
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm surprised
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 9, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
but those home runs never really existed.
see the pitcher allegedly known as “roy halladay”: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/blue_jays_gm_confirms_there_never
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I'm tired of hearing about Hafner's sexual life.
Whoever this Strikes guy is, I don’t want Stone and Harrelson to parade his business all over national TV every time Hafner goes down on him.
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 8, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Did Buehrle end his career?
Or was it roids. I thought he was Thome II and after the beaning/testing he has been awful
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 8:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not bad, DB.
I prefer to hear about his Swinging Strike experiences.
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I can't take credit
Hafner doesn’t sound very tough when he talks, though.
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
most of them are natural brunette's....Pods wife needs some makeup and rest...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 8, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
we should do a study...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 8, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
hair color of wives as compared to hair color of 'road beef'
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Oui, c'est moi.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
They're all uptight. Uptight.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
who gets a round of the same beer and has half in bottles and half in drafts?
douchebuckets, that’s who
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the way that guy says "round of miller lite" and then creams his pants as its poured confirms your suspicion.
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So, I guess there was a waiver claim on Rios.
Was this covered anywhere today?
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hey WU I went to my pre-cana today... figured you would appreciate since you've probably done it a few times.
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No, tbh, I actually wanted to hear more about NFP if the church is going to claim thats the only acceptable method. Instead all it got was a name drop and a referral to another seminar which no one will attend.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
chicago archdiocese just does an 8 hour day. not sure where to sign up for the weekend retreat.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Fuck. Eight hours.
Your priest can tell you if there are other options. Still, maybe it’s best to get it out of the way. I did mine in New York, and left a lot to be desired. Let’s just say it did nothing to dispel the rumor that the Catholic Church is sex-obsessed.
God don't play dat.
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Actually, you need a certificate.
And you can get it if you know someone willing to part with it. But I have a graduate degree in theology and couldn’t get out of the program.
ours wasn't bad at all. I think it probably varies alot.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
is that like a colonoscopy?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
kind of, but for couples that are going to be married in the catholic church.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
ouch...I'd stick with the colonscopy...and I'm catholic!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 8, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Never once.
Thu,s according to the Catholic church, I have never been married. Or divorced.
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as long as they get their 10%...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 8, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Where in Q's holy name have you been, mang?
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome back.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Front-runner.
Go back to Sodom and Gomorrah, you heathen.
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Love the "AJ has been an asshole even in high school in Orlando"
Hawk story. Excellent.
I love AJ.
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oooh. Q's 2nd intentional BB since returning from the DL.
i don’t factor those into my research.
it is what it is......
who are all these bandwagoners that show up as soon as we start winning? winningugly? vince_? expatnyc? never heard of em.
;)
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I have a kid that was at 8 hours of gymnastics practice that just let out.
So there.
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so are you raising little chinese kids to compete in the 2016 olympics?? 8 Hours?!! JHC
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 8, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
8 more in the AM - 9-5 tomorrow.
Christ Almighty. My wife is into the Hitler Youth indoctrination. And she’s a Jew.
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AJ is the best baserunner we gots.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
Niceerini!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Getz. Love him and don't love him.
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Lefties are batting .409 against Perez this year.
OBP of .509.
It would’ve been more unlikely for Getz not to reach.
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56 PA
But it’s hard to understate how awful Perez is this season.
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he has been, but that doesn't mean
Getz was 50/50 to get on base. Perez still has a 3.51 FIP for his career ~175 IP.
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heh heh heh
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by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Buzz kill.
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Jim, when do we get the updated Bearded Che shirt on the market?
Effing SoxMachine has developed NO T-shirts this year. I want to jump-start the economy. How ’bout it?
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I'm thinking of a Beckham one.
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Very unique. I see why the site is on fire.
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to go.
The Outfield. The hair. Etc.
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Get to work.
I have a server with your name on it.
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i really like getz.
seems to me he can really recognize pitches well.
i’ll forgive him for getting caught there.
it is what it is......
Stan blew.
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I disagree
Not a fan of “cool” jazz?
Not saying he was any great shakes, but saying he blew is a bit harsh.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Just commenting on the pic.
I liked Getz.
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Verlander loses 11-0?
Must be our night.
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can someone sum up the game in 10 words or less
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 8, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
Q!, UltimateAuction,Torres Shit, Walks, Is Alex Rios coming here????
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 8, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
torres walks strikeouts raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy 5-1 tabasco Qbomb and some more
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
'there's no god but beckham and hawk is his prophet.'
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
I have no idea what is going on right now.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
No end in sight, either.
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Ride with the offense
die with the offense
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
There was a game today?
Interesting.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Josh Hamilton has denounced Jesus, BTW,
and is engaging in hedonistic behavior. Thought you might want to take his poster down.
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lol@that hat.... old guy wearing a hat that says "this is what OLD looks like"
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Tell me you didn't try and peek up her dress.
It’s a reflex action.
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by winningugly on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
because robots are strong
and when they get those metal claws around you, they won’t let go.
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I guess thorton is just trying to blow this game so Jenks doesn't have to
how thoughtful
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Choo scare me, too, BM.
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Wilson Betmit... we hardly knew ye
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by Windy City Duke on Aug 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a horseshit call.
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So was that.
Make-up sex.
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makeup call...i'll take it.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
gas!!!!!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Whew.
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Is a drawer check in order?
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
So hot and easy!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Colin sitting on your lap
Or the other way around?
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by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Lucky ducky!
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by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone remember the movie Teen Wolf?
one of the extras takes his junk out in the final scene and it never got cut. Hilarious.
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He was just watching Jack Tripper jump over the couch.
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ironing board
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by Windy City Duke on Aug 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
actually, I flipped channels during the break and caught the end of the movie
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by Windy City Duke on Aug 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Why don't we ever win 11 - 0?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Now I;m pissed
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
here we go with Hawk's BS
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by Windy City Duke on Aug 8, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
If they touch GB, I will break Jensen
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
if Bacon gets hit I'm charging the TrV
by Duck99 on Aug 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
WTF???? No....now I am pissed
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Yeah. Along the lines.
Throw hits a runner going to second or third, it’s the defense’s fault.
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i always remember being taught to try to do what Beckham did.
granted i was a terrible baserunner. but still.
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You guys forget JC Martin's bunt in the '69 Series.
Big controversy that he was NOT called out for doing the same thing. He later admitted he did it intentionally.
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I cannot believe I get no props for that bit of pertinent trivia.
Screw you. Screw the lot of you.
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the lot?
it’s in your sig. you contribute nothing.
(i was just about to say something appreciative too. but not anymore.)
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If it's not within 5 minutes of him posting it, you may as well not .
Clearly.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I was looking it up, drama queen
I guess I’m not supposed to consult my local library.
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Because I am the paragon of accuracy.
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Protest this game! Even if they win!
“…the protest would have been disallowed since Martin did not intentionally interfere with the throw (as per Major League Baseball Official Rule 7.08[b]).”
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I found it pedantic
Still, rules is rules.
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 8, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
that's it...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
No Jenks, right
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by Windy City Duke on Aug 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
dunno, stone pony just said it was somebody that throws really hard
I go home and get in her face - Pods
Jenks is gonna rocket stones out of his dick at the heads of these guys.
by South Side Expat on Aug 8, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
He's back but I don't think he's going to be used
at least not for a save
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by Windy City Duke on Aug 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Jenks was up and throwing
As opposed to throwing up. He’s probably had enough of that lately.
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Ole!
Looks great when someone else fucks up.
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It's like the Beckham play never happened.
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Now we got an insurance run to bean a fucking indian.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Tomahawk 'em.
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Hawk wants blood now!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
how many pitchers wanted to throw at hawk in his day?
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No.
1,2, smack, 3.
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Gotta love Hawk's 'going to commercial' comments. "Something's gotta be done about that."
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
I'm sure he'll spend most of this inning explaing what that something is
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by Windy City Duke on Aug 8, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I was at the game
the fighting on the field caused fans to fight in the upper deck
I go home and get in her face - Pods
Oh Madea, you're going to jail alright.
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And ANOTHER thing...
How come nobody makes a big deal about Tyler Perry using steroids?
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rudy is in that
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 8, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is Matty still in there?
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Hafner, NM.
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Hafner say hello to some easy heat in the back
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
I wouldn't advise it
Pronk started hitting Buehrle after Buehrle hit him in the mout. Buehrle owned him until that point.
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Jenks looks like he lost about 20lbs...those stones must have been huge! Ouch.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
did stone just say he's had 4 kindey stones?
no wonder they call him Stoney
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by Windy City Duke on Aug 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
97
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
Because they're made of metal
And robots are strong.
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NOW hit this guy in the ass.
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bean luis
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Hope that wasn't his effort.
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2-2 hammer at the back, already, Robert.
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This ump is Mr. Consistent.
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win
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by thecip on Aug 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
HELL YES!
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now charge the indians dugout!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
I like it
As much as I’d like blood, I want a division more. We cant afford any suspensions.
fucking dome
Fag.
And there is everything wrong with that. In baseball.
Spent too long in N.O. Too many she-males.
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i'm sure we'd remember that bench-clearing brawl fondly in october
while the tigers were in the playoffs.
Just sayin’
fucking dome
we always seem to lose in those situations.
hell. they fucking warned contreras against the angels when he obviously had no control.
plus, everyone knows ozzie is clearly a headhunter.
it is what it is......
for bally
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice job bullpen! Did we get Rios yet?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Big comeback win.
Gotta draw on that.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
This turned out to be a pleasant evening. Glad I didn't give up on them.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
Sounds like the valium has kicked in.
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Thanks again for sending that my way.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
That's me - Dr. Nick.
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Toonda is in my neck of the woods this weekend. Sorta. About 3 hours away, but in the great state of WA.
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by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
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by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, I know that lil' bridge.
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by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
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Heh, the Tacoma Narrows Bridge
I learned about that in my high school physics class. Major engineering FAIL.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I respect you even more.
Physics was my only “C” in high school. Deathly afraid of physics.
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That was chemistry for me.
I barely passed that class.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
sitting behind colin in physics doing (copying) APUSH homework!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 9, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Gee, it's hot in Chicago in August.
Stop the presses. And join the club. Slow news day, I guess.
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I sent Ozzie a big "Thank You" from the billy greetings.
I can picture him clicking on all the little people,trying to get them all thanking in unison.
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
8 BBs is a lot too
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 9, 2009 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
bullpen specific
10 Ks to 2BBs is a mighty fine ratio
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 9, 2009 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
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