2009 White Sox Name Anagrams
by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM CDT
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I think we need some new content on the right rail, as my old stomping ground has gotten kind of (very) crappy recently. This post is nothing but fluff, but it won't have our players' names spelled wrong, so it has that going for it. Thanks to Hazymania (big ol' h/t), I found this nifty anagram generator. I've decided to run through our 2009 White Sox and post the names that I found to be especially fitting or funny. I'll be using the actual name for each player. Plus, you get to learn some middle names, like Brent Stuart Lillibridge. We can call him Stuart Lill now. Here we go.
Anthony John Pierzynski? JERK ZANY, NINNYISH PHOTO. Paul Henry Konerko? NUKE HOARY PLONKER. Christopher Ryan Getz? RIGHT! THE CRAZY PERSON (they must know he agreed to talk to Colin). Alexei Fernando Ramirez? RELAXED, FINER OR IN AMAZE (the lazy bastard would be relaxed!) Brian Nikola Anderson? SKINNIER BANANA DROOL. Jermaine Dye? REALLY! I'M TENDER JEER. James Howard Thome? JAM AS THE WHOREDOM. Scott Eric Podsednik? TO CENSORED DIPSTICK (that one makes me so happy.) Joshua Dean Fields? OH JESUS! FADED NAIL. Alexis Israel Rios? SEXIER LIAR AILS SO. Jose Ariel Contreras? CORRELATION JEERS AS. Gavin Christopher Floyd? SHOT FAVOREDLY CHIRPING. Clayton C. Richard? CROTCH AND RACILY. Aaron Andermon Poreda? ADORE ON OR DARN APEMAN. Octavio Dotel? LOCATE TO VOID. Scott Linebrink? IN STRICKEN BLOT.
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Oh, and Jesus Failed is Fields as well.
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by The Cheat on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
I remember from past excersizes that AJ Pierzynski (no john) was “I zip any jerk” which was my favorite
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by The Cheat on Sep 1, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poreda's
is like a Rocky and Bullwinkle episode title
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing.
by colintj on Sep 1, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
VG!
For even knowing of them.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 1, 2009 7:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
there was a crap movie in the 90s/early 00s
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i made a group of like 15 people go see it
everyone hated it and i found that way more ammusing than any actual movie
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 2, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kenneth williams? WIN MISTAKEN HELL
Ozzie Guillen? I GUZZLE ON LIE
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilson Betemit:
“I can’t field a goddamn ground ball to save my life nor is my hitting anywhere near good enough to make up for that and I am just generally kind of bad at baseball but I do wear cool glasses that kind of look like goggles and am nicknamed “goggles” by some people because of that or maybe it’s for a different reason I don’t really know wow I apparently have a lot of letters in my name it seems like there aren’t really that many when you just look at it sitting there maybe my middle name is really long".
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 1, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Rounding into mid-season form...
In September. Like Colin.
I guess your hiatus left you well rested.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 1, 2009 7:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
A white-collar jail cell does that to some.
To others, madness.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was so funny
The nicknames match so perfectly too
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
by blackoutsox on Sep 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gordon Beckham is GOOD BENCHMARK
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
larry southside sox
sturdily so. hoaxers
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
by furby2056 on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank Thomas, STANK OF HARM
Just like you’d expect, the Big Hurt reeks of harm
by 3E8 on Sep 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am FIASCOES GRUNT
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 12:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who the hell is richie sexton?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Sep 2, 2009 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you have to use actual names of players? Or is that just me?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 2, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, I didn't see any rules.
Unless you used your cloaking powers before I read them. ;)
by mick10 on Sep 2, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehehehehehehehehehe. amazing.
homesickalien = IS MAN-LIKE ECHO
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Figures you would do yourself first.
Kids. Always looking in the mirror. My daughter does the same.
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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course. So, so typical.
Now be quiet – I’m trying to talk to myself here.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's almost like they know us personally!
Toonderstrook = OK ROTTEN ODORS
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 10:30 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie Montana=NOT AMAZE ZION
Sounds like a foreign professor talking smack about me :(
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 2, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking you were not a Jewish prdigy.
Now can we dispense with the foolishness? ARE YOU READY FOR A WAR??????
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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mine is real life is GENUINE CLASS
in case you are wondering, yes, I was in Star Wars, and I’m also dead.
My alien is homesick
by Nordhagen on Sep 3, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just did my full real name to see and I shit you not, this is what came up:
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
these are eerily accurate
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, Ill have the omelette.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, what are the odds that my real name would have "vaginally" in it? What the heck, mom and dad?
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm a "joke in paramorphism"
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Steering Londoner".
Gus, I blew it up.
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put your middle name in there too...
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, I did.
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah. One of them.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2009 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's this (no middle name):
Insolent End.
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by winningugly on Sep 4, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
fixed Id say
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 7, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does it help that an anagram for Vaginally Crook Hen is "Loyal Hangover Nick"?
Ideally, a man should be older, heavier, uglier and have a deeper voice than his wife.
by Moe's Prehensile Tail on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is actually my name.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
South Side Sox's anagram name is SEXIST US HOOD
I like this.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 3, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the most sophisticated anagram machine there ever was.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my full name
I AM JUMBO ACE HOLE
fuckin awesome.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 4, 2009 1:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JOVIAL AS DESIGNED.
Me likey.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 4, 2009 4:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My son's is GREEN LABORATORIES.
Which … yeah, like awesome.
My daugther’s is I AM THE SLEEKY LINGERIE, which … not so awesome.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 4, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These are all hilarious. And you are jovial, as designed.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is your daughter single?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I redid mine after reading yours.
FUCKING ASSHOLE OPOS.
That fits.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
for really real
I was a little disappointed when I discovered that I was one letter from being INSANE JERK.
Then I realized I actually was SEEN JERKIN
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 4, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought this whole thing was pretty stupid...
but i finally gave in to the curiosity and i’m more concerned than anything:
IFFY, CAREFREE JAIL
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine
A Remnant Rim Zit
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ouch.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got "off lucky rogues"
and Jesus Christ “rhythm” broke the fucking things for God’s sake ;)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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