Penultimate Pounding in Piranhas' Pond
Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Sep 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT
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“Look at it this way there gone buddy,but look at it this way there gone buddy!!!!!!”-The Cat from Red Dwarf. time to win the division
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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Didn't you say "see you next year" over the weekend?
Do you always lie?
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by Chiburb on Sep 1, 2009 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
+1
rec’d. thome was sent here to take us to the promised land
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but contreras is the one that did
take us to the promised land.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Cheat P'ing on the game thread.
Better than M Alou I guess
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by Chiburb on Sep 1, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Penultimate?
I think that ship has sailed.
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Putzy Pale Hose Pooped
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i dont know if its a possibility or not but
i hope they dont pick up dyes 12 million dollar option and use the money to sign a fifth starter, or get an outfielder and a first baseman and DH konerko-this would cost more than 12 mil though
why don't you like konerkos defense?
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Don't feed them.
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by Chiburb on Sep 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i love konerkos defense
i think he is really underrated but he is getting slower and older as we speak
domed!
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why dont they call that an error?
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twins don't make errors
silly.
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G-E-T-Z Getz Getz Getz
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Just tuned in to see no score after our half!
Get the fuck out of here!
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You missed Beckham pounding another
One into ground to the left side with Pods on second and nobody out. He then did the Konerko shoulder shrug signaling depression. He’s not tired of course. He’s only played in about 140 games in 3 different leagues or about 3x the amount he has ever played in one season.
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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great pic.
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Yeah I know I am, but Ozzie is ruining this kid's
Season. He just doesn’t want to have to fly to Chicago and be at the ROY presser. Probably a good thing he won’t win it. Ozzie’s rookie year was an aberration.
by Duck99 on Sep 1, 2009 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
leadoff double stranded - the more things change...
I think I’ll devote my undivided attentions to Halle Berry in Swordfish

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by ChicagoPete on Sep 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jesus H.
I would hit that until I died.
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she looked really good in this movie
and in Catwoman too. It’s a shame they’re both incredibly bad movies.
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Swordfish is like a good Michael Bay movie, which isn't all that bad for randomness
Or the Patriot/Independence Day
There's a funny story from that movie
Halle spent the better part of a day topless because she was filming topless and didn’t bother to put a top on. The crew did their best to look away. Travolta enters the set near the end of the day, takes a look, and blurts out “Holy Shit, look at those tits”
by Duck99 on Sep 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If you're a Travolta fan him and Hugh Jackman are entertaining enough
That you don’t really realize there’s nothing happening until its too late. Hacker stuff looks cheesy now as all old computer stuff does in 5+ year old movies but ignoring that. RIP Travolta
I would sleep with that guy.
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Reading is a tad difficult
The movie actually seemed sort of interesting until you realized it didn’t have a plot.
Swordfish
It’s on right now in HD on Showtime – a lot more entertaining than the Sox
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especially if you just pause it on the above scene.
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where's thome tonight? does he have the day off? i tuned in to see him so I hope he pinch hits later?

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by thatshortkid on Sep 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this reminds me of a better time.
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if this post came from an actual noob i wouldn't have the heart to tell him.
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what if it came from an actual boob?
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by The Cheat on Sep 1, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
pic or it didn't happen.
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boobs with enough brainpower to post on the internet?
my god. they’ll kill us all
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Awww...
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getz reminds me of a better time
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by billyok on Sep 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I think losing getz was the beginning of the end
he’s definitely the keystone to this whole team
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Sep 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
sitting aside the actual position we are in now.....
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Sep 1, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
i was just going to say that.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
does anyone see this lineup as a terrible way to start 10...
minus maybe the leadoff guy
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Sep 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
that too.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Holy crap!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
pods just made the best play of his life.
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scotty pods!!!!!!!!!!!
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whatever.
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FSP.
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great catch by Pods
and Rios did a good job of getting the fuck outta the way
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i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
cold, RE.
Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.
no. not cold.
just pointless and really dumb.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
i see. so you have no argument that your comment is pointless and dumb.
i’m glad we agree.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Such rich material,
and the next day you post a riposte to THIS?
Come on, BM, you are better than that. ;)
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boo fucking hoo.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
That was quite the catch for the LFer
Oh wait.
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 7:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
No receipts when you buy black market
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Sep 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
Hey, have we scored yet?
BTW, who is our OPS leader now that Thome is gone?
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buehrle.
and i’m not kidding. see?
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
just looks wrong
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
KW's nice gesture--but i don't see LA past the first round...
..if SF gets the wild card, watch out — that’s a pitching staff
Enjoy your new team.
(As the Rays get whacked tonight. My world is cruel this summer.)
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he is one of only two white sox players that i purchased there uniforms.
sad
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Sep 1, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Where did you buy it? They're?
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 7:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
not counting pitchers?

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Iseewhatyoudidthere
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 7:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hang wiffum gordo
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 7:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Scoop, RE, scoop.
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Those pictures are of NICE things.
The music was uplifting. Thank you.
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Jesus, this was only about 8 posts off.
To Q2. Fer Chrissakes.
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Someone please fill me in as why the hell Dye is in the lineup tonight
and not flowers…jesus…
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
Have a division to win
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
LOL.
Funniest post of the day.
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Clearly I must have missed something?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
New guys sit.
Ask Rios.
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Maybe the world series MVP has something to do with it
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
it should have nothing to do with it
flowers is going to be on the team next year and dye probably isnt…so give flowers all the abs you can
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
That dosent make flowers the better player
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Sep 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
no it doesnt
but it makes him the player whose performance matters at this point…not dye
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
But Dye is better now. put your best team on the field.
Flowers is the future. the future is 2010
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Sep 1, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Flowers being up at this point doesn't mean he'll magically be better
It does however make the games much more interesting to watch
highly doubt Flowers makes the team out of ST
by Duck99 on Sep 1, 2009 8:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
right...you have to earn your keep to crack this lineup that has lost a million games in a row
i see.. dye is not going to be here next year and flowers is..flowers should be dh’ing every day
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
Nah, not really...we should be gunning to win this series and beat the cubs
Dye best choice for the time being. That may change in a few days
T-Flow is still figuring where to take a dump.
Let him figure out who to sit next to on the bench.
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This is beginning to sound like gay porn.
Oh, it involves RE. No worries – he’s Hollywood. As I heard in Tropical Thunder, everyone does gay in Hollywood at least once.
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I'm fairly certain Oswalt is a munchkin.
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lee Harvey in "Stripes".
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Still the 4th inning, Trooper?
The fuck?
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Iseewhatyoudidthere.
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its over now, happy
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
well well well
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what?
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
what i do now?
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No, Ray, it was you.
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manship is throwing a lot of very hittable pitches.
as alexei finds one.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Hey, tell me about AIG?
Where’d you exit?
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i got out of most of mine at 53.50 on friday when it started to roll over.
got out of the rest between 45 and 46. got short a little. it’s gonna gap down tonight and open lower tomorrow. the shorts have regained control. i think we see about 30 before we get another nice squeeze. all in all, it was a good trade for me.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Good job. Sounds like your year has improved.
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thanks. i just wish the volume and price didn't look they were gonna evaporate as quickly as they appeared.
me and friend were talking today about how we’re probably due for an extended broad market pullback. especially when crap like AIG, FRE and FNM see big up moves.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I just e-mailed a piece to all my clients today from Seeking Alpha that highlighted that fact.
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Heard they were sending non-perfoming cubans to the mountains
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Wait...we have a run and the Twins don't. Is that allowed?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
GGGGGGGOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nice job on encouraging Alexei to hit that homer, Getzy!
Everything is comin’ up Getz tonight!
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
I'm on the iPhone ATM, so I'm not looking it up
What are the chances we could go for cuddyer invthe off season? Idk what he’s hitting, currently or career.
Also what would you think if we were to get him?
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
is he one of those guys that is only good against us? or is he actually good.
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126 ops+ this season
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
only 1.5 WAR though
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
how's that? i thought he was one of the top RF's in years past. am i way off on that?
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What's his UZR?
I can’t believe his range is good.
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-8.3 in RF for career
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i remember reading an article listing him as perhaps the best baserunning deterrent in RF for a recent year.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Dye's got an arm, too.
Neither have range.
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Would you be ok with him over jd?
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Silly question. Is it rhetorical?
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If he's cheaper (presumably 1/3rd as cheap or so)
Not saying he’s only 1/3rd of JD’s production, but he should be less expensive
he makes 8.5 mil next season
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
he's been worth 6.6 mil so far this season
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
sorry if i came off as an ass
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
makes people be accountable
you’ll get used to it
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
What's JD been worth this year so far?
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1.7
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Inches.
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Thome apparently was quite the clubhouse asshole, eh?
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I believe it was Thome.
Zed to Marcellus Wallace.
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LOL.
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yep fail
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
We have a Deliverance themed thread tonight.
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THAT's someone who picks.
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huh
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
My fault. I jinxed it.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
why
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I made a lame joke about whether the Sox were allowed to have a run when the Twins didn't
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
bad H2
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
probably took a deep breath, moved an eyelash or something... doesn't take much
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heh, that replay looked like rios was about to make a routine catch before flying scotty made him pull up.
Thats exactly what I thought - can't blame Pods though... he's used to Dye being there
Awesome catch though
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Remember that one time when I brought up cuddyer
And then he hit a homerun?
Quentin, konerko, rios.
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
there are few guys in baseball that don't get an infield hit on the ball JD just got thrown out easily on.
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rios would have caught that.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
If only he played center
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
blargh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
so, i was perusing FAs for this offseason.
any thoughts about nick johnson?
Cashing checks and having sex.
He's better than any 1B/DH the Sox have
by hitlesswonder on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
never met a person who didn't
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Hey, an M Night Shyamalan movie that didn't suck!
Or at least didn’t suck as bad as subsequent movies
by hitlesswonder on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
It sucked.
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sorry can't
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Your're on you own - good luck
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
How does Jesse Crain have a 6 plus ERA?
Like Mitre of the Yankees, I’m so tired of crappy pitchers looking like world beaters against us. What, exactly, does Walker do?
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
maybe cuz era is a horrible stat?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Over
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
lt, that's the other team
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Jesus
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
hurry up and blow up the dome
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didnt hawk do that yesterday? while he was sitting in the broadcaster's booth inside?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
didn't work at all
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
where's mine?
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
so wrong
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
uh huh
(keep my real comment to myself)
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
true
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Hah.
Just looked at the game for the first time tonight. We’re still bad and maintain out tight sphincters even when they should be relatively loose.
BOOSH!
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
too old and tired
ozzie needs to rest him
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
I was wrong .150 over the last 20
Games is awesome. If he’d had time off prior he would do it every game
by Duck99 on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
because the only reason people do that is they're tired
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Fuckin YES
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Becks!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Needs moar CSN
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
time out
i went upstairs to get some soup and i come back and this game is tied? what happened?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
bacon hit a 2-run home run
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i turn the channel for one minute and it's tied?
why can’t i ever see this team do good?
Cashing checks and having sex.
because you're bad luck
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
am i going to be the d-bag to correct you and say do well?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
superman does good
we do mediocre
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Cmon jd
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fuckin dome
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dye leads the league in justmissedits.
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What did they do, turn the fans on to blow it back into play?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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damn "juuuuust misdem"s
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
hehehehe
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty much
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
reply fail
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
They showed it earlier
Somethin like
.174 4 2b 3rbi 4 r
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No - that's how Andeson was classified
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
come on its for both of them
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Needs more crack
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is Bobby available tonight?
If so, I’d put him in now.
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
www.dontaskdotel.com
a bloop and blast comin up
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Feels like a first-pitch homer coming on.
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by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Do not want.
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And now a single becomes a pleasant surprise.
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But still gut wrenching
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he gawn
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
how are they going to blow it in the 9th?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
He doesn't pitch in tie games.
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why didn't anyone have throw the ball away on a pickoff attempt?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
It was because of the air condition fans
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
rios has not looked good.
but since this season is lost, then i like that it prolly sets up well for a big bounce back next year.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I really like what you did there
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Get the corked one
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
pretty good at-bat
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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C'mon Pods, do something good
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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nah
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Saving it for GB
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
That had RBI double written all over it
Fuckin gomez
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
grumblefriggingspasticjerkwadGomezgrumble
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Pena! Cuddyer! Next on Comcast Sports Net!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Pls not pena
Plz be bobby
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
/tear falls
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pena ugh
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Punto.
Instantly over
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i was just thinking that i'd like to watch the twins celebrate tonight.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Neither do you.
Trading? Pshaw. ;)
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Hi, I'm Bobby Jenks
Have you seen Save Situation? I’m nothing without it.
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i'm already signed up, der.
gonna play a 7th inning stretch on my casio keyboard too
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Don't forget to go online and visit the MLB Shop
You might have to click your mouse about 47 times per order, though
Fantastic - have them right were we want them
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
punto on base
pena on the mound
over/under on pitches til it’s over at 4.5
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i feel a Czheckmate
coming on. this game is hova
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Please let there be some kind of god
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
no god in the thunderdome
thunderdome rules
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i never have
BoeJouma, you ever get Kubel out?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
that's not fair
KenWo could’ve gotten Thomas out in 1994
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
pretty sure my arm wouldn't get anything past him
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by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't they at least pick off Punto for us?
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Or at least his hand
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
STEP ON HIS VAGINA MOUT!
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
I can has double play?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Yeah, I realized that when I saw who it was
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Yea - who would trade Tommy John
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
well it was nice
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calling 911
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
why play so deep against a guy with a .100 ISO?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
don't try to be sweet now
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
dont worry guys
Ozzie said on his pre-game radio interview that Tim Flowers will be able to help us.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
who is tim flowers?
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
he said Tim, yes.
and I do believe he is kin with Carl
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
oh
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
chicago native
high school teammate of one derrick rose
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
i know, we went to school together, yeesh
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
There are some who call me, Tim

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by stanleygoober on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Thunderdome>White Sox
its kinda sad
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pena looks like hes confident in his ability to get the batter out
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
I like the idea of Jose Paniagua endorsing a recently acquired Sox reliever.
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They retired Gomez by not throwing a strike.
How odd!
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was accident
he cant throw strikes
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
there is a god?
or is this just a tease?
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if we get out of this inning im done watching the sox this year
end on a high note..
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
i take it sox fans are out in full force at this game?
mixed crowd results on the audio feed
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
they keep showing a bunch
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
i thought for sure the Punto-Gomez combo would do us in.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
If not just for hawk's punto chubby
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by stanleygoober on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
send in bobby
we shall fight to the death
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There it is
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
buh
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
muthafucka
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
too many for a week and a half
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
three runs against who again?
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm gonna miss this place
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
well, i HATE THIS DAMN DOME!!!!!!!!!
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when we come home and get swept 4 straight by boston we can blame that on the dome too
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
theh i'll say i'll say our suck ass pitching
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh...
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Not when Punto scores the winning run, no
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by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
No, as punto did.
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Destroy the clubhouse...just fucking destroy it led zepplin style.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
time for that was a month ago minimum
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by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
but don't allow Jenks to do anything until it's nearly completely destroyed. He's incapable of participating at any other time
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why does the media not ask that very question?!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
with crazy shark sex?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
yuck
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
if only matt thornton could be all time pitcher
we wouldnt lose games
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He got the loss.
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I love the Sox pride commercials
right after a walk off loss. The irony is delicious.
Football’s equivalent of jazz music
Yeah, we blow as of late
But I still put this season on fields.
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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I blame Linebrink
for setting the precedent for bullpen fail
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by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
how come minnesota scored without hitting a home run in that inning
are we allowed to do that too, or no?
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
There are traditions
and there are White Sox traditions
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by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely not
That wouldn’t be very Jim Thome like. Have some respect.
Football’s equivalent of jazz music
Maybe possibly they can pull off a win tomorrow...
but probably not. Bleh.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Does it matter at this point. Don't try to stop the downward spiral. Need to keep the momentum going into football season.
I'd like them to win on Saturday since I'll be at the game, but I'm not holding my breath
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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That's depressingly
accurate
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by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
i hope pods is playing center field again tomorrow
i love seeing flyouts turn into triples that cost us the game….
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
Fuck this season
If Peavy isn’t going to start this season there is nothing to look forward too. Bring on the NFL.
Also, fuck the Twins.
Football’s equivalent of jazz music
I love you guys.
Excellent twisting in the wind last night. Lookout Landing would be proud. I rec this whole thread.
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