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Penultimate Pounding in Piranhas' Pond

Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Sep 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT




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“Look at it this way there gone buddy,but look at it this way there gone buddy!!!!!!”-The Cat from Red Dwarf. time to win the division

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't you say "see you next year" over the weekend?

Do you always lie?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 1, 2009 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

+1

rec’d. thome was sent here to take us to the promised land

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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

but contreras is the one that did

take us to the promised land.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cheat P'ing on the game thread.

Better than M Alou I guess

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by Chiburb on Sep 1, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Penultimate?

I think that ship has sailed.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Putzy Pale Hose Pooped

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG ALLITERATION

HEAD EXPLODES

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Sep 1, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont know if its a possibility or not but

i hope they dont pick up dyes 12 million dollar option and use the money to sign a fifth starter, or get an outfielder and a first baseman and DH konerko-this would cost more than 12 mil though

by 23chisox14 on Sep 1, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

why don't you like konerkos defense?

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't feed them.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i love konerkos defense

i think he is really underrated but he is getting slower and older as we speak

by 23chisox14 on Sep 1, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

tired, anemic

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by ChicagoPete on Sep 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Second best defensive year

Pretty mediocre otherwise, which I think is fine for a 1B

by Carbiner on Sep 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

young got dome'd

it’s all turning around!!

¡signature!

by billyok on Sep 1, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

domed!

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

why dont they call that an error?

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

twins don't make errors

silly.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

G-E-T-Z Getz Getz Getz

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Just tuned in to see no score after our half!

Get the fuck out of here!

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

You missed Beckham pounding another

One into ground to the left side with Pods on second and nobody out. He then did the Konerko shoulder shrug signaling depression. He’s not tired of course. He’s only played in about 140 games in 3 different leagues or about 3x the amount he has ever played in one season.

by Duck99 on Sep 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

.

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Great pic.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know I am, but Ozzie is ruining this kid's

Season. He just doesn’t want to have to fly to Chicago and be at the ROY presser. Probably a good thing he won’t win it. Ozzie’s rookie year was an aberration.

by Duck99 on Sep 1, 2009 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

leadoff double stranded - the more things change...

I think I’ll devote my undivided attentions to Halle Berry in Swordfish

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by ChicagoPete on Sep 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Jesus H.

I would hit that until I died.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

she looked really good in this movie

and in Catwoman too. It’s a shame they’re both incredibly bad movies.

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by ChicagoPete on Sep 1, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a funny story from that movie

Halle spent the better part of a day topless because she was filming topless and didn’t bother to put a top on. The crew did their best to look away. Travolta enters the set near the end of the day, takes a look, and blurts out “Holy Shit, look at those tits”

by Duck99 on Sep 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

If you're a Travolta fan him and Hugh Jackman are entertaining enough

That you don’t really realize there’s nothing happening until its too late. Hacker stuff looks cheesy now as all old computer stuff does in 5+ year old movies but ignoring that. RIP Travolta

by Carbiner on Sep 1, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

how about her thumbs?

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by ChicagoPete on Sep 1, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would sleep with that guy.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reading is a tad difficult

The movie actually seemed sort of interesting until you realized it didn’t have a plot.

by Carbiner on Sep 1, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Swordfish

It’s on right now in HD on Showtime – a lot more entertaining than the Sox

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by ChicagoPete on Sep 1, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

especially if you just pause it on the above scene.

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome's quite the pinch hitter

I vote we make him a full time pinch hitter!

by Carbiner on Sep 1, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouchy hee

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

this reminds me of a better time.

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

if this post came from an actual noob i wouldn't have the heart to tell him.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

pic or it didn't happen.

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

boobs with enough brainpower to post on the internet?

my god. they’ll kill us all

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awww...

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was just going to say that.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

that too.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

scotty pods!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

defense!

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

FSP.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

great catch by Pods

and Rios did a good job of getting the fuck outta the way

by The Cheat on Sep 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

x

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

cold, RE.

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

no. not cold.

just pointless and really dumb.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i see. so you have no argument that your comment is pointless and dumb.

i’m glad we agree.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2009 7:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Such rich material,

and the next day you post a riposte to THIS?

Come on, BM, you are better than that. ;)

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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

boo fucking hoo.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2009 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was quite the catch for the LFer

Oh wait.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 7:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Hey, have we scored yet?

BTW, who is our OPS leader now that Thome is gone?

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

buehrle.

and i’m not kidding. see?

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

just looks wrong

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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

KW's nice gesture--but i don't see LA past the first round...

..if SF gets the wild card, watch out — that’s a pitching staff

by RoyEgan on Sep 1, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

And uh... Sandoval!

Sandoval can bat all 9 spots in the lineup

by Carbiner on Sep 1, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

5'11 246 lbs

.333
HR 21
RBI 75
Runs 60
SB 4!

a monster

by RoyEgan on Sep 1, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enjoy your new team.

(As the Rays get whacked tonight. My world is cruel this summer.)

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

not counting pitchers?

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Iseewhatyoudidthere

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 7:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hang wiffum gordo

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 7:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Someone please fill me in as why the hell Dye is in the lineup tonight

and not flowers…jesus…

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Have a division to win

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Funniest post of the day.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly I must have missed something?

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

riiiight

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 1, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

New guys sit.

Ask Rios.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

right...you have to earn your keep to crack this lineup that has lost a million games in a row

i see.. dye is not going to be here next year and flowers is..flowers should be dh’ing every day

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 1, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

a milli?

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

T-Flow is still figuring where to take a dump.

Let him figure out who to sit next to on the bench.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain Oswalt is a munchkin.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lee Harvey in "Stripes".

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still the 4th inning, Trooper?

The fuck?

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Iseewhatyoudidthere.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

its over now, happy

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

well well well

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

what?

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

what i do now?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, Ray, it was you.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, tell me about AIG?

Where’d you exit?

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i got out of most of mine at 53.50 on friday when it started to roll over.

got out of the rest between 45 and 46. got short a little. it’s gonna gap down tonight and open lower tomorrow. the shorts have regained control. i think we see about 30 before we get another nice squeeze. all in all, it was a good trade for me.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good job. Sounds like your year has improved.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks. i just wish the volume and price didn't look they were gonna evaporate as quickly as they appeared.

me and friend were talking today about how we’re probably due for an extended broad market pullback. especially when crap like AIG, FRE and FNM see big up moves.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just e-mailed a piece to all my clients today from Seeking Alpha that highlighted that fact.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

ALEXEI!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Heard they were sending non-perfoming cubans to the mountains

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOF WOOF

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Sep 1, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait...we have a run and the Twins don't. Is that allowed?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

GGGGGGGOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice job on encouraging Alexei to hit that homer, Getzy!

Everything is comin’ up Getz tonight!

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm on the iPhone ATM, so I'm not looking it up

What are the chances we could go for cuddyer invthe off season? Idk what he’s hitting, currently or career.

Also what would you think if we were to get him?

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

is he one of those guys that is only good against us? or is he actually good.

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

126 ops+ this season

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

only 1.5 WAR though

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's his UZR?

I can’t believe his range is good.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

-8.3 in RF for career

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would you be ok with him over jd?

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by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Silly question. Is it rhetorical?

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he's cheaper (presumably 1/3rd as cheap or so)

Not saying he’s only 1/3rd of JD’s production, but he should be less expensive

by Carbiner on Sep 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

he makes 8.5 mil next season

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, was assuming he was a FA

He could be roughly an 8.5 player I suppose

by Carbiner on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's been worth 6.6 mil so far this season

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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry if i came off as an ass

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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is true.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes people be accountable

you’ll get used to it

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's JD been worth this year so far?

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

1.7

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by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome apparently was quite the clubhouse asshole, eh?

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe it was Thome.

Zed to Marcellus Wallace.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

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by winningugly on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

CRAP

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

huh

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

My fault. I jinxed it.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

why

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made a lame joke about whether the Sox were allowed to have a run when the Twins didn't

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad H2

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably took a deep breath, moved an eyelash or something... doesn't take much

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by Jackkoho on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember that one time when I brought up cuddyer

And then he hit a homerun?

Quentin, konerko, rios.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

ugh

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

bleh

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

rios would have caught that.

i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

If only he played center

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

wack

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

blargh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

so, i was perusing FAs for this offseason.

any thoughts about nick johnson?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

.

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love that game.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

never met a person who didn't

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry can't

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your're on you own - good luck

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does Jesse Crain have a 6 plus ERA?

Like Mitre of the Yankees, I’m so tired of crappy pitchers looking like world beaters against us. What, exactly, does Walker do?

Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?

by VegasChiSox on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe cuz era is a horrible stat?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Over

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

yuck

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

nevermind

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

lt, that's the other team

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

hurry up and blow up the dome

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

where's mine?

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

so wrong

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh huh

(keep my real comment to myself)

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah.

Just looked at the game for the first time tonight. We’re still bad and maintain out tight sphincters even when they should be relatively loose.

by dantesox on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOSH!

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH BABY!!!

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

too old and tired

ozzie needs to rest him

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I was wrong .150 over the last 20

Games is awesome. If he’d had time off prior he would do it every game

by Duck99 on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

because the only reason people do that is they're tired

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckin YES

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

becks

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Becks!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

time out

i went upstairs to get some soup and i come back and this game is tied? what happened?

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

bacon hit a 2-run home run

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Savior

Gordon Beckham

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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

i turn the channel for one minute and it's tied?

why can’t i ever see this team do good?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

because you're bad luck

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

am i going to be the d-bag to correct you and say do well?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

superman does good

we do mediocre

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cmon jd

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Fuckin dome

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dye leads the league in justmissedits.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

What did they do, turn the fans on to blow it back into play?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

damn "juuuuust misdem"s

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

pretty much

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

reply fail

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

They showed it earlier

Somethin like

.174 4 2b 3rbi 4 r

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just checked

SO=16
BB=1

Does that classify him as a bum?

by Ahillock on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No - that's how Andeson was classified

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on its for both of them

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Needs more crack

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

www.dontaskdotel.com

a bloop and blast comin up

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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

you sir

were wrong

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feels like a first-pitch homer coming on.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Do not want.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

And now a single becomes a pleasant surprise.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

But still gut wrenching

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

he gawn

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

how are they going to blow it in the 9th?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

He doesn't pitch in tie games.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 straight walks issued by bobby

assuming we don’t score any

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Sep 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

why didn't anyone have throw the ball away on a pickoff attempt?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

BA swing!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

It was because of the air condition fans

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

rios has not looked good.

but since this season is lost, then i like that it prolly sets up well for a big bounce back next year.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Get the corked one

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

pretty good at-bat

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Pods, do something good

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

nah

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

grumblefriggingspasticjerkwadGomezgrumble

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Pena! Cuddyer! Next on Comcast Sports Net!

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Pls not pena

Plz be bobby

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

/tear falls

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

pena ugh

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Punto. But of course.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Punto.

Instantly over

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

it didn't work.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Neither do you.

Trading? Pshaw. ;)

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hi, I'm Bobby Jenks

Have you seen Save Situation? I’m nothing without it.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

so, how's the game going?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm already signed up, der.

gonna play a 7th inning stretch on my casio keyboard too

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget to go online and visit the MLB Shop

You might have to click your mouse about 47 times per order, though

by Q!'s Qrew on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fantastic - have them right were we want them

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

punto on base

pena on the mound

over/under on pitches til it’s over at 4.5

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

i feel a Czheckmate

coming on. this game is hova

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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

do we ever get Kubel out?

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

i never have

BoeJouma, you ever get Kubel out?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not fair

KenWo could’ve gotten Thomas out in 1994

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty sure my arm wouldn't get anything past him

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't they at least pick off Punto for us?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Or at least his hand

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

STEP ON HIS VAGINA MOUT!

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

FNP

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I can has double play?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I realized that when I saw who it was

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea - who would trade Tommy John

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

well it was nice

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

I might kill myself if that happened

Football’s equivalent of jazz music

by pocketwatch on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

calling 911

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

why play so deep against a guy with a .100 ISO?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

dont worry guys

Ozzie said on his pre-game radio interview that Tim Flowers will be able to help us.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

who is tim flowers?

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

he said Tim, yes.

and I do believe he is kin with Carl

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

chicago native

high school teammate of one derrick rose

here

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know, we went to school together, yeesh

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thunderdome>White Sox

its kinda sad

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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

was accident

he cant throw strikes

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

there is a god?

or is this just a tease?

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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

if we get out of this inning im done watching the sox this year

end on a high note..

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

i take it sox fans are out in full force at this game?

mixed crowd results on the audio feed

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

they keep showing a bunch

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought for sure the Punto-Gomez combo would do us in.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

send in bobby

we shall fight to the death

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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

There it is

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

buh

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I HATE THE TWINS

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

muthafucka

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna miss this place

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm not even mad

I saw this coming after the Beckham HR

Football’s equivalent of jazz music

by pocketwatch on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

well, i HATE THIS DAMN DOME!!!!!!!!!

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

theh i'll say i'll say our suck ass pitching

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pena = Linebrink

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh...

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not when Punto scores the winning run, no

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, as punto did.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

merry x mas

epic fail

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

time for that was a month ago minimum

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

with crazy shark sex?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

yuck

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

if only matt thornton could be all time pitcher

we wouldnt lose games

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by Czheck on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

He got the loss.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i think we can still lose 90

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I love the Sox pride commercials

right after a walk off loss. The irony is delicious.

Football’s equivalent of jazz music

by pocketwatch on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, we blow as of late

But I still put this season on fields.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I blame Linebrink

for setting the precedent for bullpen fail

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

how come minnesota scored without hitting a home run in that inning

are we allowed to do that too, or no?

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

There are traditions

and there are White Sox traditions

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely not

That wouldn’t be very Jim Thome like. Have some respect.

Football’s equivalent of jazz music

by pocketwatch on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe possibly they can pull off a win tomorrow...

but probably not. Bleh.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i hope pods is playing center field again tomorrow

i love seeing flyouts turn into triples that cost us the game….

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck this season

If Peavy isn’t going to start this season there is nothing to look forward too. Bring on the NFL.

Also, fuck the Twins.

Football’s equivalent of jazz music

by pocketwatch on Sep 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I love you guys.

Excellent twisting in the wind last night. Lookout Landing would be proud. I rec this whole thread.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 6:55 AM CDT reply actions  

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