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by larry on Sep 15, 2009 12:18 PM CDT
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"I kind of saw it [his first salmon fishing experience] differently because when you think of salmon your first thought is a river or stream, so it was a very interesting [out on Puget Sound]," said Beckham, who has done a lot of deep sea fishing off the eastern and southeastern coasts before. "It was a blast and I didn't know what to expect, but it was certainly fun."
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And what do they plan to do with all the fish they caught?
A good chunk of the fish will arrive at the White Sox clubhouse for dinner tomorrow night before their game with the Mariners.
Link.
Good to see the team will be getting their omega-3 tonight.
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Looks tasty. Hey...that's right out my window!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
(I like the AJ picture better).
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I understand why...just saying, AJ's was nicer.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ's is bigger.
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by winningugly on Sep 15, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what she said
When Jenna Jameson was asked about coaching…“sure I’ll blow a few, but I’ll never choke during a big one”
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 15, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
That hair
Beck’s hair would be perfect for making many, many trout flys….
by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Sep 15, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions
Jon Garland isn't with them, of course.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 15, 2009 12:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
you get it.
that’s why you’re an author. plus, your dissection of the intersection between the hundred years’ war; sham-wow; and the 1987 white sox season was highly compelling.
that was real?
I thought it was a dream.
a magical dream…
"And when I called him, and asked him to stand up for me, I know I shocked the shit out of him" - Michael Jordan, on choosing David Thompson as his Hall of Fame sponsor.
The connections were pretty obvious.
Wikipedia. It exists.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 15, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Start with Daryl Boston
Then work your way forward. And backward.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 15, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
D-Bo = Kevin Bacon?
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obvious to debonair gents like you and me.
the cheat was floored. the writing, i must say, was superlative.
Get a room, you two.
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by winningugly on Sep 15, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Caption. White Sox sleep with the fishes.
Sorry. Couldn’t pass it up.
Meth, middle school and flat screen tv's.
Oh, and the hundred years’ war.
Did I miss anything?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 15, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Sox machine is like an elbow.
Because he’s unclutch like Thome.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 15, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Two typos today.
We generally see that in 2 months. Are you home imbibing today?
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05 alcs game 5 on mlb network right now
But if you self-loathing- sad-bastard-fuckhammers see that as "appropriate", well, then… I suggest you go fuck yourself while nick swisher looks on, completely unfucked. - SkanchoDanza
What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
"The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! "
i had a meatball sub for lunch.
that was pretty good. that secretary of mine has a good nose for this stuff.
To think he caught that with his bare left hand
while steering the boat with his right, took the picture with his foot and then twittered the photo with his elbow. This guy is f*cking amazing.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
When did I say that?
This guy could cook me a 5-course dinner while playing SS!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 15, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
But can he sleep with your wife, too, like BA?
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I would be honored.
As long as I got the $$, like Woody in “Indecent Proposal”…staring the attractive Demi Moore, who starred with the now deceased Patrick Swayze in “Ghost”——god rest his soul.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 15, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
...who starred in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything with John Leguizamo; who starred in Moulin Rouge with Nicole Kidman; who starred in Far and Away with Tom Cruise; who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who is a fan of Daryl Boston.
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and there you have it.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 15, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
ME!!
I actually caught my first foul ball in ’87 at my first game…
by EArcella19 on Sep 15, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It wasn't a question.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 15, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
i'm gonna rec this.
i did a double-take on the answering of a non-question.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Who's the DB in this story?
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totally off topic
but props to the powers that be that keep the trolls out of here. the SB bears blog is a fucking mess with all the broncos trolls bashing cutler.
No problemo.
hehehe
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You got the cloak powers now?
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all women do, WU.
You of all people should know this.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 15, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
1. It was a joke because I've been known to 'sniff for SSHs'....
2. Your cloaking powers don’t keep the trolls out…they only hide them…and only after you and Chiburb bicker for 20 minutes over whether something should be cloaked….
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
We don't bicker. I cloak them, he says he wouldn't have, I say ok then, uncloak them, larry says I'm abusing the powers, Cheat says "huh"?, and either uncloaks or bans.
Really pretty simple.
Though I DO think you should have ‘author’ status. Or perhaps a new title: Right Rail Editor. Keep the kids in line and all.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
good job. you just sunk what little chance she had left.
we don’t take kindly to parents campaigning for their children. just ask jordan danks.
bwahaha! Really, dad. Shut up
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
:)
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll accept Right Rail Ogre. And then I'd be able to say, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
have you seduced him yet?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 15, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
No, but I am sitting outside his house with binoculars atm.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
If I won a game against the Bengals on a miracle TD at the last second
I’d bash a Pro Bowl QB too.
Wait……….
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 15, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
not to mention the constant “broncos fan here, what you’re getting in cutler is _ but with time you’ll find that _”
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Kind of off topic
Obviously this pic is early AM out on the boat. Therefore, doubtful he showered or combed his hair before the fishing trip…that being said, how does he keep his “Southern Swoop” in such pristine shape?
Maybe he never sleeps?
Or do you think he has a bevy of female handlers that prepare him every morning like Prince Akeem in “Coming to America”?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
i think ill leave it to sox1
im pretty sure he knows the answer
But if you self-loathing- sad-bastard-fuckhammers see that as "appropriate", well, then… I suggest you go fuck yourself while nick swisher looks on, completely unfucked. - SkanchoDanza
Not yet, but I suspect he's stalking oneloyaldawg to find out.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
i dont know anything about his hair. when he was here he still had the helmet hair
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Sep 15, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
you da man
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 15, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I just went through the entire schedule
It looks like we’ll go 98-63 with one game against Oakland washed out and not made up.
Premature Tweet? I thought Cowley would have done that....
in case all of you were concerned (very off subject, but interesting nonetheless):
ABC News reporter Terry Moran caused quite a commotion tonight on Twitter after writing the following: “Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a ‘jackass’ for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential.”
The irony here is that the President made that comment during an off-the-record portion of the interview with the reporter, which means the TV talking heard broke the number-one rule of journalistic ethics and is an even bigger jackass than Kanye. Politico again:
An ABC spokesperson explains to POLITICO what happened: In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again.
A CNBC spokesperson declined comment.
The White House had no immediate comment.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Cowley and Savior?
Tweet:
“Went salmon fishing today… Got 5 stitches in my head. Don’t ask.
about 16 hours ago from txt”
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
1 from each Sox player on the trip. They did it for us.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
From the Seattle Times:
When Gordon landed and saw a large crowd, he had compassion on them and healed their sick.
As evening approached, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a remote place, and it’s already getting late. Send the crowds away, so they can go to the villages and buy themselves some food.”
Gordon replied, “They do not need to go away. You give them something to eat.”
“We have here only five loaves of bread and two fish,” they answered.
“Bring them here to me,” he said. And he directed the people to sit down on the grass. Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over.The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women and children.
Truly he is King of Kings
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 15, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
the two fish must have been whales or something.
"And when I called him, and asked him to stand up for me, I know I shocked the shit out of him" - Michael Jordan, on choosing David Thompson as his Hall of Fame sponsor.
thats why i said 'or something.'
"And when I called him, and asked him to stand up for me, I know I shocked the shit out of him" - Michael Jordan, on choosing David Thompson as his Hall of Fame sponsor.
you don't need to apologize. he does.
you know about marine biology…you took classes in college for four years…with an identification average over .980 and was top 5 in the nation in aquatics…you made three cuts with a tryout for the shedd aquarium…so yea I think you have been in the game longer than him and you do know how its played, you can take a dolphin the opposite way, you can steal a flounder, you can drive in blowfish, score with the lifeguards, and you did it well your whole life so you know what to evaluate in fish and mammals. i’m sorry but maybe MM can still have his glory playing go fish on tuesday nights at the VFW or gettin 3rd place in his yahoo fantasy mermaid league…smart guy
by larry on Sep 15, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 11 recs
take a dolphin the opposite way.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
rec’d.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 15, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Not bad for a guy
who resorted to “my cock is bigger than yours” earlier.
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this is a true work of art
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Speaking of fishing and baseball and smoothies and injuries and fatty oils...
who all got the new Muse album? It’s like Queen reincarnate!
¡signature!
so today truly is museday?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
So it's good?
Most important question:
Are the surf influences evident or not?
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
It's extraordinary.
Totally, shamelessly bombastic as all get out. Grand pianos, strings, stomping choruses, messed up sci-fi lyrics, it’s got it all. It’s the best Freddy Mercury album Freddy Mercury never lived to make. I hear no surf influences, but this is only my take after two listens.
¡signature!
never been a fan
But if you self-loathing- sad-bastard-fuckhammers see that as "appropriate", well, then… I suggest you go fuck yourself while nick swisher looks on, completely unfucked. - SkanchoDanza
Beckham looks kind of like short-haired Tate Forcier doesn't?
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
Michigan rocks!
And then there’s the bowl game. Fucking Bowl game. Couldn’t just be happy naming us the National Champions could ya? Bastards.
I think you have to win 6 games for a bowl game.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Do you mean "in a way Tate Forcier doesn't"? Or did you mean "doesn't he"?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
oops
s/b “looks like a short-haired Tate Forcier doesn’t he?”
Here’s an artist’s projected of Tate Forcier at the age of 32 with longer hair
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
Who is Tate Forcier? Does he play in Muse?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
chelsea goal!!!
But if you self-loathing- sad-bastard-fuckhammers see that as "appropriate", well, then… I suggest you go fuck yourself while nick swisher looks on, completely unfucked. - SkanchoDanza
damn. i wish i lived in providence or omaha and wasn't a vegetarian so i could eat this "sandwich".
the double down.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
what is it?
I installed ad-blocker right after axe body wash and the nfl dudes.
"And when I called him, and asked him to stand up for me, I know I shocked the shit out of him" - Michael Jordan, on choosing David Thompson as his Hall of Fame sponsor.
I do not recognize that name.
Please elaborate. Can he play CF? Can he play leadoff?
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oh boy
that means i get to see garcia on sunday and TBD on monday. exciting.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
give a man a fish feed him for a day
teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime
give a woman a fish, to cook.
Good Start By KC With 4 In The Top Of The 1st
But Detroit will somehow manage to come back like they always do…
Peavy start on Saturday
I would love to see how he looks on the mound,but do you think it is worth the risk this season?
by craftylefthander on Sep 15, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
the Sox do and their track record is better than mine
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing.
by colintj on Sep 15, 2009 6:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
kansas city
would have pitched him 3 weeks ago.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Risk that the Sox may fall lower in the draft?
50-50.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 15, 2009 6:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Peavy
Just thought if anything weird did happen to him injury wise, it would be, " what were we thinking time?"
by craftylefthander on Sep 15, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
whooosh
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
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