THUN! DER!
Today, with 2 outs and a 3-2 count on Beckham in the 9th inning of what was an impending shut-out loss to complete the Twins' sweep, Nathan served Beckham a pitch that changed the historical ending of our abusive affair with the Metrodome.
This is why you do not shut off the TV until the final out.
Right after Beckham worked back from an 0-2 count and hit a "meaningless home run" (requested in advance by BoeJouma), Paulie stepped up and kept the game alive, tying it at 2 with another solo shot. Geez, we should really try to tone it down and get some singles, fellas.
From there....Metrodome Meltdown. Sox won 4-2 due to a rally started with only one strike left to give in their Terrordome career.
We even saw Missah Bobby Jinx pitch in a situation that seemed sorta somewhat appropriate for him! 'the heck, Ozzie??
To commemorate our final game at that goodfernuthin domed vortex of Puntodung, I thought we could all offer a favorite memory or moment from our days there; or at least sign the guestbook at the memorial service of what will soon (enough) be a big pile of worthless dust!
I'll begin by offering mine, already stated in the gamethread that nobody reads other than the fools in the gamethread.
My favorite Metrodome memory is not playing 163 there.
Stick this in your head-first slide and SMOKE IT, PUNTO!
If we don't win another game this season, I must say....this was as sweet as a victory can taste. No really, I tasted the victory and it was like a friggin filet mignon.
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homesickalien
Rot in hell, Terrordome!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you
hubert H humphreY!
Baseball ppd due to snow!!!!
"And this ballgame is OVA!!!!"
by Moshin on Sep 2, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HHH = a fine public servant
and the shittiest shityard ever shat.
Flush it away now.
by asinwreck on Sep 2, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When do you ever get any work done
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 2, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This took me 3.5 minutes exactly.
But otherwise, that is a very legitimate question.
Let’s just say I’m overqualified for my job.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have 2 vaginas or something?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 2, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I bring new meaning to the term DVDA.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that what im talkin about HSA! credit, where credit is due!
my guess is, that this particular game will stick in my head the most, therefore becoming my favorite moment in that shithole.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, this is mine too.
that was great. our future captain and our current captain going back to back to tie it, each with 2 strikes and 2 outs in the ninth.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baines 3 HR game a looooong time ago
Would be my only positive memory of the dome. Here’s to hoping they get snowed out on next year’s opening day.
by Duck99 on Sep 2, 2009 3:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
rhythm. What fucking channel was this shit on?
For once, I have the opportunity to watch a Sox game, and I go and fuck it up. Well, from reading the yahoo box score and recap, this was a hell of a way to win.
White Sox, FUCK YEAH! Comin’ to save the mother fuckin’ season YEAH! White Sox, FUCK YEAH!
(okay, maybe that’s a bit much, but any win in the terrordome is especially sweet)
My favorite memories of the terrordome were when I would go to games in the late 90’s and be able to sit anywhere I wanted for the grand total of $3 while watching the twinkies lose. That. Place. Sucks.
On a side note, does anyone know of any stealthy keen ways, other than stub hub, to score lower deck seats for the Sat. game against the boston shitheads? I appreciate any and all suggestions received until my friend calls back and I just buy the damn stub hub tix.
And with that, I think I’ve surpassed the number of words in your fanpost. Awesome. Oh yeah, and nice work HSA.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 2, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
karko
hit an inside the park homer there once. that’s about the only good thing i can think of.
by Hatchetm on Sep 2, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mine was the time Nathan had 2 outs and 2 strikes (no balls!) on Beckham and
Beckham worked the count to 3-2 before hitting a then-meaningless HR. It was followed by 3 more runs and a White Sox winner!
Don’t recall when that was, but the memory is as beautifully fresh as if it just happened.
Nice recap, btw.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 2, 2009 3:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Did you forget your meds?
That was May of last year. Sheesh.
Wait…oops!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 2, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wrote this in a jiff, but thought I included the 0-2 count originally. Regardless, I reworded it a bit to convey that. Thanks. :)
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I finally got a chance to check scores
I just stared at the box score in shock for about 5 minutes.
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Sep 2, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE PUKE FOR A CHANGE
Especially them. The pitch to Becks was right down the cock and the one to Paulie was a roller. They did what they
are supposed to do when the ball looks like a grapefruit.
by CATDADDY47 on Sep 2, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"that 163 wasn't played there". AKA, the Coin Toss.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 2, 2009 3:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Yes. The coin toss heard 'round MLB!!!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still say there's no way this is the end
game 164 will be at the dome
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 2, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Victory tasted more like kolby steaks than filet miniyon
by 23chisox14 on Sep 2, 2009 3:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
you know what goes great with kolby steaks? a nice refreshing glass of merlowe.
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 2, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I perfer shardunay
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
by tailgater on Sep 2, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is hsa an editor now?
They’ll let anyone in that club.
fucking dome
by vince_ on Sep 2, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not until this vag is surgically morphed into a tiny penis.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi, everybody!

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"
by madopal on Sep 2, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, we love vag here at SSS
we just think it belong on the right rail or in the kitchen
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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by The Cheat on Sep 2, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vag just doesn't love us...other than the 2 vags.
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
by tailgater on Sep 2, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I count 4
HSA, Happy Human, PR, and OneLoyalDawg. Which is a ratio of what, 657:1?
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Sep 2, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox1's natural / unnatural attraction to Becks.
Must affect the ratio in some way.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Sep 2, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's worth a hat tip.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, remember in the 8th when you thought this game summed up our terrible season?
Just wait until we make it to the playoffs and it turns out the game in its entirety represented our season!
jumps with arms in the air
freeze frame
fade to black
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Sep 2, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW 'BOUT DEM APPLES!
the dome couldn’t have ended any better.
by Trooper on Sep 2, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the only thing that would make me laugh harder than coming back today did
would be if this started a september run that got us to the playoffs.
wouldnt that be sick?
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Paws up!

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i look at this cat and all i can think is
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate cats
they make my eyes itch and my nose run.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never knew I could like them more until right now.
;)
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
thats just mean!
I like observing cats just cannot be around them.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many games back were the Indians in '05 at the begining of Sep.?
just wonderin if anyone remembers…. they actually had an above .500 team so it doesnt really apply I guess.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 2, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its all relative.
baseball-reference.com can help though
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were 76-58 at the beginning of September.
But the Tigers aren’t exactly on pace to match the Sox record that year.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Sep 2, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were 76-58 at the beginning of September.
But the Tigers aren’t exactly on pace to match the Sox record that year.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Sep 2, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I misread.
I have them at 5.5 GB at the beginning of September.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Sep 2, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice works
thanks
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 2, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cleveland's hot streak began September 5th
76-61, 9 games back
Still gotta win at Wrigley, still gotta take care of business at home, still have a lineup that can’t hit for crap, still can’t field the ball, still have to give the ball to Linebrink and Tony Pena.
I would love to see them go on a crazy 2007 Rockies like run to close out the season….but I would also take closing out 2009 with a winning record.
by 67WMAQ on Sep 2, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indian September
So they were 7 out going into Sep 1, reaching a high-water mark of 1½ out Sep 22-24.
An interesting bit is that the twinkies helped in staving off the indians by losing 5 of 7 to the Sox in Sep, including 3 straight at the critical point of Sep 23-25, helping the Sox finally get out of the woods.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Sep 3, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think you've had too much sugar.
you’re all hyphy and shit.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from here on out I like our chances!
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we still in it????
Can this win propel us to a finish like the Rockies of 2007? I don’t think so… but its nice to hope.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you trying to starts some sort of Renaissance or Revival?
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 2, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes i am dammit.
lets rattle off 6 or 7 in a row…. it will never happen… but what the hell… its nice to think about.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the thing is, as average as the Tigers and Twins are thats really all it would take
to get back in this THANG. But yeah no gonna happen. (sad face)
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 2, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We just saw the Twins do it.
They were dead dead dead two weeks ago. Now they’re back in this thing.
I know they’re the 2009, 2010, and 2011 WS winners (because they play baseball. Jack McDowell said so), but it’s possi….
nah..
by 67WMAQ on Sep 2, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good riddance to the Domed pile of crap
Whenever I think of that outhouse, I picture Freddy Garcia sitting in the dugout in 2005 after losing on a 1 hitter.
This victory will now provide my final memories.
GOOD RIDDANCE TO BASEBALL IN THE METRODOME.
"The next fu#&@ng person that walks across this stage is going to get fu#&ng killed, aright?"
by thekever on Sep 2, 2009 4:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Fave memory
is the Freddy/Johan 1-0 masterpiece. The game was outstanding, and the loss seems more representative of our futility.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 4:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
That was at the cell.
I know, because I was there.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 2, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
happened at the cell too.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 2, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a knucklehead.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
listening to this gem on the radio today was my second favorite white sox game ever listened to on the radio
after the perfecto. First I was just pumped for becks. Then for the blown save by nathan, but I kept thinking it just meant the sox would get walked off… Thought we got cox blocked when the ball be dwise, but we didn’t, and then the wild pitch just cemented the win. The fact that they pinch hit for punto is probably why we won.
Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.
by Jackkoho on Sep 2, 2009 4:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you may be right re: Punto.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
being at school not seeing these games sucks
got a text from mlbgo saying 2 outs no one on with becks up to bat…down 2-0 in the ninth…said fuck it…we lose again little do i know…we win 2 games on the road trip fuck are we awesome
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my real favorite Hubert Humphrey Metrodome moment
1991 world series, game 6.
Kirby Puckett gets all that mass in the air and makes a great catch, then wins it with a HR. I was too young to hate teh Twins and that was sweet.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was only 4
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that
Kirby was the man…. he was always in SI for Kids. Wonder what ever happened that that magazine. I also remember secretly liking Brett Hull around that time but was too afraid to tell my dad that I liked a player on the dread STL Blues… he scored 86 goals that year.
by 815Sox on Sep 2, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is today hsa's birthday again?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 5:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
probably
but mine is for real tomorrow. id love a rest-of-the season fanpost from you though. that would be phenomenal. we all need you to write one!
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i might hide this for being too fan-boy-ish.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to admit it, I guess: BoeJouma is one of the other names I post under.
The others are Kenwo, Jammer and larry.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No problem, Colin.
er … I mean “Carbiner”.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent.
No need to post under TAEG, then.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 5:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
But I need a blonde, WASPy, country club-type character.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry. HELLO? Duh.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 6:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
He's more the wide-eyed, naive, babe-in-the-woods type.
… now that I think of it, I may have written some of these characters rather poorly.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Reading your posts is like reading a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip
Take that as a compliment if you will.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need mo' Jammer. TY.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 5:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
He got run over by a bus at the end of Act III.
Thankfully, he gets resurrected in the middle of Act IV and comes back as … well, pretty much everyone who has submitted a fanpost in the past couple months or so.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looking at it now
I believe BoeJouma has mistaken you with tdogg, which is one cheat’s characters.
tdogg, el diablo, u-god, ranger jae, trooper, happy human, e-gus, pretty much the whole sss meet up b-team was actors paid to play these parts.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite.
Seriously, did anyone buy the whole “lawyer who brings a briefcase to a baseball game” thing? Talk about your ridiculously hammy overacting …
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no im calling on the TAEG of last season's valor
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's mine
you’re all welcome
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 2, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
happy birthday, if so!
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 2, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mines in 3 days
by my estimate, our P’s were doing the nasty on new years eve.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
giggity giggity
giggity goo
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
happy!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Victory
I smoked a thunderblunt then played fake baseball inside a building, i made this really big ugly wall of anti baseball and paid all the umps for 30 plus years. terrible memories of freddys 1 hit loss,thunderdome 08 massacre.
Today and when the royals helped us force 163 are the best recent thunderdome memories.
what really bothers me is i like how the twins play baseball but they do it in a dome and well thats just wrong.
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions
by Czheck on Sep 2, 2009 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what my favorite Metrodome memory is, but this is certainly my favorite Czheck memory.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pass the thunderblunt
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've smoke a few thunderblunts in my day
usually include headies+hash oil… don’t think I could pull that off now though
by 815Sox on Sep 2, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yahoo says where done
time to win the world series. the savior
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions
by Czheck on Sep 2, 2009 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jones hitting that hr in the 8th sucked
But I loved when aj stepped on morneaus back last year and gardy got all bitchy about it
All I can say is triple h metrodome I want to be the guy that pushes the detonator. Fuck you
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09
by rangerjae on Sep 2, 2009 5:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Well God damn it shouldn't be
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09
by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dan Hudson is on his way to the Major Leagues.
At least, that’s what the young right-hander is saying.
According to a Tuesday report in the Newport News Daily Press, Hudson said that he was told by the coaches at Triple-A Charlotte that he soon will be joining the White Sox. The 22-year-old right-hander, selected in the fifth round of the 2008 First-Year Player Draft, has cruised through the White Sox Minor League system this year. He posted a 14-5 record and 2.32 ERA over 26 starts between stints with Class A Kannapolis, Class A Winston-Salem, Double-A Birmingham and Charlotte. He fanned 166 over 147 1/3 innings.
During stops for the Barons and Knights, the highest levels of Minor League competition, Hudson has a perfect 9-0 record with a 2.02 ERA.
Hudson threw just three innings at Norfolk on Tuesday, striking out five, before telling the publication about the big conversation he had with pitching coach Richard Dotson.
“When they told me, I did a double-take. They had to tell me twice before I believed them,” said Hudson of reportedly getting called up after rosters expanded on Sept. 1. “It’s an awesome feeling. Just an amazing feeling.”
White sox pitching coach Don Cooper was asked Wednesday about Hudson’s arrival, but he deferred the decision to general manager Ken Williams as his call. Having pitched three innings Tuesday, Hudson won’t pitch Thursday against the Cubst. But he could get a chance when the fifth starter comes around next, depending on Jake Peavy’s recovery and the White Sox playoff standing.
from White Sox via facebook
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Cubst are, I believe, the Chicago National League baseball affilliate in the Saar Basin League.
Standouts include Klaus Theriot, Gǚnter Ramirez and, of course, Adolf Zambrano. Last year, they annexed the shit out of the Sudetedland team, though to be fair, the Sudetens were a bunch of replacement-level Ǜntermenchen in ’08.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
you remind me of a nice gentleman that used to comment here.
by Trooper on Sep 2, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm ... was this person's last name toclick by any chance?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was indeed a nice gentleman in that he told us all we had to do to get rid of him was accept him.
but no, i was thinking of someone else. he used to have these glorious recaps. unfortunately, WU wanted MORE MORE MORE and was too impatient to let them come naturally, so he cut him open like the goose that laid the golden eggs and the nice gentleman was never seen again.
by Trooper on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he was run off by the addled mumblings of the site octogenarian?
Doesn’t sound very Chicago tough to me.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 2, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckingaye.
Takes a win of Old Testament proportions for you to come out of the closet. Rec’d.
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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't want to know what they did to the team from Poland
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they could do this 10-14 more times in a row
By golly they’d be right back in the mix!
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 2, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
flagged
can indians say by golly?
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gahli. He Americanized it for you.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 2, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just keep practicing to avoid humiliation on the mound.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the arm is ready.
bring on the A’st
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In India they do
You will also still here the term bamboozled… they are former English colonies after all
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the only bad part about today's win:
ESPN & Co. can still use the phrase ’has not won since his perfect game"
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he hasnt been as bad as "has not won since his perfect game" though
yeah there were a few bad games, but most of that blame lies on defense, bullpen and hitting
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like his BABIP is merely regressing to his career norm
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Sep 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he had at least 2 very good starts - yesterday, and in Seattle v Felix when he went 8 shut-out innings.
So fuck ESPN!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha Beckett still failing miserably
Alas poor Greinke, I knew him
by Carbiner on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite memory has yet to happen.
When they demolish the joint…
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 2, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only positive memory I have of the Metrodome has nothing to do with the Sox.
Which makes sense, since it’s been nothing but pain and misery in there for so long.
New Years Day, 1995. NFL Wild Card Weekend. Chicago Bears vs. Minnesota Vikings.
The Vikes had won the division, the Bears broke into the playoffs with a wild card. But the Bears stormed that morgue and laid the wood to Warren Moon and those silly ass Vikings, and for the first time as a kid old enough to understand what the hell was going on, I got to see my first love, the Chicago Bears, win a playoff game.
Took twelve years to win the next one. Sadly, that is a lot of what made that win so much more special.
Aside from that, for all the Bears and White Sox losses over the years, for poor Rex Grossman’s ripped up leg at the end of a great touchdown scramble, and for all the bad shit I’ve seen in that place, fuck that dome… right in the ass.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
by RWShow on Sep 2, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
After which they were quickly and efficiently trounced by the 49ers
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, yes. But not in the Metrodome.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
by RWShow on Sep 3, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last Laugh
From the Trib
But most of the amusement came off the field, where Konerko joked to reporters, “we own this place” before flipping his cap to a clubhouse attendant before walking into the visitor’s clubhouse, where the music was loud.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
by phastphil on Sep 2, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
also, just watched the recording of the game, right when the game ends
you can see PK emphatically spitting on the turn and turning to other guys smiling when everyone was lining up.
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to piss on any parades building here,
but since I did not see the game (and thus was not in tears, as I probably would’ve been had I been watching) I hope to Yahweh that this is not like another September dinger from another frustrating season:
http://www.southsidesox.com/2006/9/9/15825/36678
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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Possible 2010 outfield?:
Q!, RF: +12.3 UZR (966 Inn)
Rios, CF: +9.6 UZR (932 Inn)
Crawford, LF: +13.6 UZR (8406 Inn)
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Sep 2, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How are we getting Crawdaddy?
I loves me some Crawdaddy.
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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a free agent next year...maybe 3yrs/$27M would do the trick?
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Sep 2, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinking they'll take the $1.25M buyout...they still got Matt Joyce as an OF prospect
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Sep 2, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everybody funny, now you funny too
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if that happened, which it won't, Crawford would never come that cheap.
by mick10 on Sep 2, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK so Iow-balled him there, but I think TB will think twice about a $10M option with some of the cheap alternatives they have
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Sep 2, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so they would trade him.
you don’t decline an undermarket option. that is stupid.
by larry on Sep 2, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a Jenks+Che package might get it done
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Sep 2, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you went from it taking 27 mil to get him for 3 years
to jenks and che and 10 mil to get him for 1?
mercy.
by Trooper on Sep 2, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aside: Jenks is probably decent market value at the moment
And doesn’t really appear to be getting better, reliever trades are pretty useful. Crawford’s probably untouchable though, too much press this year.
by Carbiner on Sep 2, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would jump at that deal if I were KW but Tampa would never do it.
They have a better ss and just as good or better closing options as Jenks. Besides, on the free agent market right now, Crawford would get 5 years minimum at close to 100m. Tampa could get much more than that in a trade.
by mick10 on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TB is crowded at 2B/SS even if the trade did miraculously happen
Despite the other issues
by Carbiner on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that's right

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Sep 2, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
i'll take the pleasure of making this green. i love david puddy.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
call me when youre ready to compromise
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by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps that is why they traded Kazmir.
Create a bit more payroll flexibility. You don’t lose this guy when he seems to be coming into his own this year.
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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your boy maddon working the four corners right now.
5 pitchers for 6 batters from 2 out in the 7th to 1 out in the 8th.
mercy.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Burrell bails him out.
Their pen is shitty this year.
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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your pen is shitty!
there are better ways to deal with itchy hemorrhoids, OPOS.
by Trooper on Sep 2, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tampa was fortunate to get out from under that contract, imo.
I know he had some injury issues this year, but he was awful. Lost his command and velocity. Peavy looks like a bargain compared to Kazmir.
by mick10 on Sep 2, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looked good tonight against SEA.
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by winningugly on Sep 2, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"low-balled" doesn't describe what you did there
The guy is going to make major bank next year, like Yankees or Boston money
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"if form holds, this one should accidentally end up in the win column"
seems pretty accurate to me.
by bengarmoe on Sep 2, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Allen homered
i weep in quiet
Praise Him!!
by Hawk is God on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Allen was inducted into the Hall of Fame
Damnit
by Carbiner on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its fucked up seeing Ji
JIM THOME in a dodger uni
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First thing Manny said to him:
u wan play spies?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
had a dream he homered last night
during his first at bat… swear to god
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
carl crawford is a white sox?
i skimmed the thread but that’s good news
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 2, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
starting RF next year
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols at 1B
Traded Getz and Nix for him
by Carbiner on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
utley at 2b
linebrink and pena for him
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by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kotchman leading off.
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hanley ramirez
traded dye straight up for him
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting rotation is
peavy, haren, buehrle, floyd, danks.
arizona picked up konerko after we optioned him, and we got haren and $5 mil for him
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Papelbon set up for Rivera, or vice versa?
Closer By Committee looms.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
by RWShow on Sep 3, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
williams for rivera, and dotel for papelbon.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we also have joba chamberlain as our long reliever
along with carrasco. we traded aj for him
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and k-rod for pena
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Juan Uribe 3 for 3 with a homer tonight
(I think; I saw something scroll by on ESPN 3 hours ago)
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he and rowand went back to back
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man the NL West is just littered with White Sox legends
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 2, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where Legends Go To Die
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blah, Blah, Blah...
Aaron Rowand.
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 3, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dome game memory
May 14, 2006, Buehrle’s crazy game where he gave up 7 runs in the first inning and ended up coming away with the win. The Sox hit three homers and turned a triple play.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Sep 2, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buehrls gives up 7 in the 1st too often
And by “too often”, I think I mean “twice in his career”. WTF
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
by RWShow on Sep 3, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle also gave up 7 runs in the first inning.
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Sep 3, 2009 6:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it was May, 2006.
Who were we playing?
Good times.
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins. Turned a triple play. Burls gave up 7 runs in the first inning.
Damn lack of coffee and reading comprehension skills.
by 67WMAQ on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
echo!
echo!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I watched that game. I remember the silly 1 ER to 7 earned.
Also: Pink Bat Mother’s day hurray
by Carbiner on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dome memory
Even though the Twins won… the Sox clinched their playoff spot in Minnesota and Paul Konerko ran around the bases with a beer and slid into home. Consequently the Sox never played as well in that park again…….until today.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 3, 2009 12:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was in 2000 by the way
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 3, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet.
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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In unrelated news...
Ron Kittle’s daughter Hayley is in my Victorian Lit class.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Sep 3, 2009 2:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DaDaDaDaDang Junior!

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 3, 2009 7:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
our 2010 lineup is as follows.
1 – Ramirez SS
2 – Beckham 3B
3 – Pujols 1B
4 – Utley 2B
5 – Quentin RF
6 – Flowers C
7 – Crawford LF
8 – Figgins DH
9 – Rios CF
Rotation
Peavy
Haren
Buehrle
Floyd
Danks
Bullpen
Chamberlain
Carrasco
Papelbon
Rivera
Thornton
Rodriguez
Jenks
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 4:08 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
'Chicago Tribune Sports Section" November 15, 2009
Kenny Williams does the unthinkable, pulls off trade with NL All Star Team.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 3, 2009 7:03 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU MINNESOTA
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2009 8:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
learned some things at twinkietown yesterday.
- where SSS says “a chicago white sox blog community”, twinkietown says “the orlando cabrera reign of hustle starts now”. to that, i can only say, ugh my god.
- they want us to know how lucky the sox were to win that game and also how unlucky the twins were.
- at least one dude over there felt that randy williams hit mauer on purpose.
- when they have an overflow thread, instead of posting a link, they post “OVERFLOW THREAD! head on over guys, front page…” and “PLEASE MOVE TO THE OVERFLOW THREAD”. so polite.
- the first comment on said overflow thread was “first post”
- they don’t understand why we hate punto and gomez.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 8:17 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
when do we get a new "theme" song?
i find the ac/dc schlock to be pretty stale at this point. it’s kind of embarrassing. i think some klezmer stuff would kind of cool. in honor of the chairman, you know.
by Hatchetm on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As someone who does not listen to AC/DC or any metal-rock (or whatever you wanna call it), I gotta say that I love Thunderstruck as our theme song.
Every time it starts at the end of the video montage and the players run out, I get chills.
And I get pumped! I don’t find it embarrassing at all.
Then again, I am generally shameless.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so we have it then until the end of time..
like the bulls got alan parsons project?
by Hatchetm on Sep 3, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Front page of BCB
Gee, what a surprise: Jake Peavy might get shut down for the year. NOW are you glad the Cubs didn’t trade the farm for him? And, Carlos Torres will start Thursday’s game at Wrigley for the White Sox.
The stupidity is not surprising considering it appears the board is comprised of a bunch of anime nerds.
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've learned to not group Al and his band of dipshits with the semi-competent Cubs fans who are around the internet
The guy is an asshole, and everyone just parrots what he says.
I’d much rather root for Zambrano, who is so smart he doesn’t need water to pitch.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course not
Also, the majority of my Cubs fans friends have been more the tolerable this year. Hopefully this year has destroyed the concept of “our year”… its baseball morons, no such thing as destiny exists in the sport
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(except for 2005, by gum!)
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler Flowers: Flowers cannot match Posey’s overall game but this White Sox prospect could make veteran A.J. Pierzynski expendable after the 2010 season – if not before. Flowers might struggle to hit for a high average because he has trouble making contact sometimes (30.5 K%), but he posted a .246 ISO in 248 double-A at-bats before moving up to triple-A. Flowers, an average backstop, also takes a ton of walks, having posted a 19.2% walk rate in 2008 and a rate of 18.7% in double-A in ‘09. Flowers has been a lefty killer in his minor-league career and hit .358 against them this year with an OPS of 1.119.
http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/index.php/minor-impacts-september-3
by larry on Sep 3, 2009 9:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw in the trib that he was named defensive catcher of the year in the Southern League --manager's vote
shocked me quite a bit.
is this like the gold glove award in MLB where if you hit, you are rewarded with an award recognizing your (lack of) defense?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my faves @ the Inflatable Toilet Dome
Saw Tom Seaver beat them in ’85. Daryl Boston hit a tremendous bomb into the RF upper tank.
Saw MB’s first ever win there in ’00.
I was also there for the 2000 div clinching game. About 200 Sox fans hanging around the dugout waiting the team to come out (after they lost). Kelly Wunsch sprayed beer on us.
Hate the dome, but I’m sure I’ll learn to hate Target Field too. Once the Twins get their stink all over it, I suppose.
My alien is homesick
by Nordhagen on Sep 3, 2009 9:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NORDY!!!!!!!!!!!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who dis?
You DB. (They all come out after miaracle wins. Not inthe trenches with the rest of us.)
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahem. Now that my initial shock has somewhat passed.... these are great memories, thank you for sharing.
I’ve been calling for your return for quite some time now, DB.
:)
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we all can see his sig.
Altrusim, thy name is NOT HSA.
PS colin, no BUO…= Sox Win. Take heed – you are hurting the team.
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen that sig before. I'm pretty sure it's brand new, else I would have noticed before, asshole.
I do like it, though.
;)
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did not remember what it was until posting
its old though.
can’t keep up with the inside jokes anymore, anyway.
My alien is homesick
by Nordhagen on Sep 3, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap, you're right. It's on your last comment (prior to today) on 4/24. I did not recall. I must not be as vain as WU thinks.
meh.
Probably am.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've read a couple of recaps this season, and occasionally the minor league update
but I’ve been mostly on sabbatical. Life gets in the way and such.
My alien is homesick
by Nordhagen on Sep 3, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Understandably. Glad you got a minute to stop by and let us know you were alive. Chiburb will be so thrilled. He thought ChicagoPete killed you.
In case you missed this, Shirleigh (HSA’s pure and polite alter-ego) also missed you.
Who’s got Nordhagen tied up in their garage? I miss Nordy. Catbrains too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And madopal’s response was gold:

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm honored :)
My captors treated me well. My backyard tent was quite comfortable, and I learned to enjoy the assaults. How I miss them….
My alien is homesick
by Nordhagen on Sep 3, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent to hear. We were ready to give up Allen to get you back but we had to use him to get a shitty reliever instead. I wouldn't take it personally. Although it is acceptable to cry a little over that.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah... I was not aware this existed
or that I escaped
by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They let you go. Your long cold stares were making the kidnappers uncomfortable.

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scotty Ballgame
Favorite moment besides yesterday was also mentioned before – the game when MB gave up 7 runs in the 1st inning and got the win. I wish the dome gets filled with water and becomes the 10,001st lake known as Shitty Lake aka Lake Terror
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 3, 2009 10:09 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Podsednik cf, Beckham 3b, Pierzynski c, Konerko 1b, Quentin lf, Getz 2b, Ramirez ss, Wise rf, Torres p
by larry on Sep 3, 2009 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good Lord, playing at Wrigley doesn't mandate a NL-quality lineup.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 3, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rios is sitting out for Dye...
we sure are going for that better draft pick hard.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 3, 2009 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean Rios and Dye are sitting for Wise...
Cold medicine seems to have caught up with me.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 3, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on...
Wise? This is the type of sh*t that pisses me off Ozzie.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bowled Redmond over last night and helped make Fox look good.
Cha-ching!
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bowled whom over?
he slid under the tag and Redmond dropped the ball.
If it wasn’t for the Perfect Catch this cat would be dead to me.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redmond fell over. And afterwards his helmet was over his eyes.
That’s what constitutes “bowling over” for the Sox these days. Take it while you can get it.
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hubert H Humphrey Metrodome?
What are they gonna close next? The Adlai Stevenson Food Court? Thomas E. Dewey Dog Park?
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 10:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox at Cubs: pods8, beckham5, aj2, pk3, q7, getz4, ram6, wise9, torres pitching.
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 10:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping your version of the line up wouldn't have Wise or Pods in it.
You’ve let me down just as Larry did.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 3, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie rewarding Wise for "The Steal"
and scoring “The Run” yesterday
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 3, 2009 10:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
fine.
Sox at Cubs: crawdaddy8, beckham5, RON KARKOVICE2, pooholes3, q7, iguchi4, ozzie6, ron kittle9, FUCKING BLACK JACK MCdowellpitching.
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow. Rios sitting for Wise
I don’t know what the hell to say. I know Rios is awful at the plate right, but if you sit Dye play the guy who has a career OPS over .700.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 3, 2009 10:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Were you sitting at your cubicle thinking, "I wish someone would figure out which announcers talk the most?"
Well here you go!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204731804574389073527854120.html
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 3, 2009 10:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stunned that Len Kasper talks more than Hawk
Though I bet Bob Brenly talks more than either
by Carbiner on Sep 3, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a WSJ reader?
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Favorite Domed Moment/s
Both back to back…
Son was born on the 15th of August 05, and had to ironically travel for the first time ever for work, a week later. first stop twinkie town…i was so tired from the newborn, that i hadnt really had a chance to catch up on the schedule and all i knew was that they were holding first with a vengance…was not so bummed about the travel after i opened the sports page to see our sox were in town.
first game was awesomely long and drawn out near perfect baseball…we lost 0-1 but Garcia actually was a pitcher then. lots of great banter and shit talking with the surrounding twin fans as no matter what they said, or who would win that game, the sock were unfuckable with.
second game was even better cause they won and i got to see my ace buehrle pitch…only got to see maybe 6 games that year as i had left chicago ;(, but damn was that the greatest two games to see for me…unfortunately the other 4 were all away games as well… at the K against the Royals…all of em easy wins.
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 3, 2009 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Lots of people at BCB feel like this is going to be the start of the Cubs capturing a post season spot… comparing them to the 07 Rockies.
Also, lots are claiming that it feels “like they are in the playoffs now”
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 10:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
D Lee has returned to MVP form, that's about it.
by Carbiner on Sep 3, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Refusing to bench Soriano when he's been hurt for 4 months will tank a season
The Cubs already ruined Marmol’s arm, trotting out your highest paid player when he’s clearly injured is sound logic.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 3, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beating the astros -- TWICE -- will do that to a team
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 3, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We beat them 4 times.
I’m still jacked up, 4 years later.
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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't someone on this site say the Sox could make a similar run?
Blind optimism runs in the water supply, I suppose.
The Cardinals are actually a good team, at least while Holliday is like a video game character.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 3, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Da
Along with Chicago bragging rights, the White Sox and Cubs are clinging to outside shots at the postseason.
Damn right, hell with bragging rights, we’ve got a Pennant to win!
by Carbiner on Sep 3, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

























