Gordon Beckham gets punched in the stones, while Hawk and Stone Pony lose their marbles
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wow, front-paged.
party on
But if you self-loathing- sad-bastard-fuckhammers see that as "appropriate", well, then… I suggest you go fuck yourself while nick swisher looks on, completely unfucked. - SkanchoDanza
You do good work, what can we say?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
back, and to the left. back, and to the left.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
I had the misfortune of listening to the game in my car at this point.
Farmio and DJ said the catcher stepped on Bacon’s foot. I don’t get those guys.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
I wonder if Farmio missed it, or if he was worried about talking about nutsacks so close to Sunday morning. It seems so clear on the replay.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
wow. i've never heard hawk laughing that hard.
laughter like that is infectious.
Cashing checks and having sex.
It was also the Illinois Lottery replay of the day
Which he prefaced with, “Illinois Lottery — Have a BALL!” And then he started giggling again.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
That is one of the funniest baseball moments I have ever seen
in my 50 years of watching.
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CHINA!
Video no longer available. You say you want a revolution, well, you know…
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Bummer. I'll have to dig up the archive tomorrow at work. What game and which inning, if anyone recalls?
"boobs are boobs, but the mystery boobs could be anything! even boobs!" - tsk
by homesickalien on Sep 20, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Saturday, bottom of the sixth, second batter, first pitch
I want to say it’s something like 2:00:40 or something.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 20, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Beautiful, thankya!
"boobs are boobs, but the mystery boobs could be anything! even boobs!" - tsk
by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
What, what happened?
MLB has pulled the video.
by Steven Andrew Miller on Sep 20, 2009 11:08 PM CDT reply actions
That was hilarious. Hawk was giggling like a little girl. Holy shit, I'm in tears laughing...
"boobs are boobs, but the mystery boobs could be anything! even boobs!" - tsk
Where did you get it?
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i'm gonna wager mlb.tv archives.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I would like to propose a new phrase to be used
when something so unexpectedly awful happens – like a humilating punch to the crotch – to our boys:
Getting Bucked. As in “BHB just got Bucked by Angel Hernandez on that pitch”. Or “Pods sure Bucked us by getting picked off 3rd in a tie game in the 10th with less than 2 outs”. Or “Becks sure got Bucked in the ROY voting, though I bet he’s used to it by now”.
I believe it is a perfect phrase.
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Go buck yourself!
(am I using it correctly?)
by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Bucking is in the eye (or groin) of the beholder.
So, sure. And a happy Bucking to you, too!
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........and then some depressed bucked-cake eating
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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