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Chicago White Sox at Chicago Cubs, Sep 3, 2009 1:20 PM CDT



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Thursday, Sep 3, 2009, 1:20 PM CDT
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Carlos Torres vs Ryan Dempster

Sunny. Winds blowing in from center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

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i skipped work to watch this game.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

money is a must.

Are you crazy?

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

im on salary.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your boss high-fived the rest of the staff when you called in.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

my boss is in China.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point exactly.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's saying your boss doesn't like you

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

low salary.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

that sucks

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not low enough.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably a governement worker.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

over/under?

on pods gettin a pabst dumped on him

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 3, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

the idiot bleacher bums have my support if they go through with it

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES

It is damn nice out here in Huntersville NC where I work.

by CATDADDY47 on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is a beautiful day outside, great for baseball

and the bears game I am going to later :)

Common boys, let’s hit some north side ass.

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Sep 3, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

suck up

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats pretty funny

like they said, Cutler has really been working for DA. I bet he makes it

Don't quote me

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 3, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

already using his pull

go cutler!

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

flowers are nice

I always have some in the house, brighten the place up, and Stan likes to sniff them

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Stan your gimp?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, first TAEG, now Nordy??

i guess it really was a helluva win yesterday.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

OSFIB also weighing in.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, bhoov also, then.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

touche opos, touche

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm skipping work because of this

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

bandwagoner

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

reply fail.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pena?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

Nice reply. How old are you again.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

old enough to know the difference between infatuation...

and a love that has a chance to grow…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

you do

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don’t mind these lines beneath my eyes, they’re well-earned souvenirs
Of a thousand nights of laughter and occasional tears
And I hope you won’t be jealous of the silver in my hair
It took many lover’s quarrels to put it there

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh nice

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

indeed. frog-marching Nathan off the field

made me feel alive again

My alien is homesick

by Nordhagen on Sep 3, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

anybody watch any of this pregame shit? anything worth repeating on it?

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

not really but who cares

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

guy gets to sing anthem

too fat to sit in bleachers

Praise Him!!

by Hawk is God on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG

I’d rather have Ron Santo or Denise Richards sing the Anthem. That guy was painful

by The Admiral on Sep 3, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Santo singing the anthem would be quite amusing!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know, being the 22nd time having a birthday on the same day as my grandma

youd think id be use to it. you would be wrong.

LETS FUCKIN WIN THIS.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

alright we get it, it's your g-d*mn birthday ;)

now eat a piece of cake and shut it!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA!

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smells like someone shit in cereal.

Nooch.

"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."

by RWShow on Sep 3, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm looking forward to seeing this Wise kid play.

If he looks good, the Sox may have found their starting RF for 2010.

by hitlesswonder on Sep 3, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

no way dude...CF'er!

we already got a RF’er.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's so unfair

i hate wrigley

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawk bitching

nobody out. going to be a long day

Praise Him!!

by Hawk is God on Sep 3, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

sweet

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

What the fuck was that!!!!!!!!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

wow... that was shit.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Same here listening on radio

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I loaded the game right as they were showing the slo-mo replay of it. JEEBUS!

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn dumb baserunning alreadu

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

shut it up

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do morose monkeys have to do with this game?

Or is the headline courtesy of Bangalore?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

thx

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at these two morose mother fuckers — Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

and since I didn’t want to put such explicit language at the top of the site, I changed to Monkey Fighters, which was the made-for-TV overdub of Mother Fucking in Snakes on a Plane

by The Cheat on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Chasing Amy", which didn't suck, was the first time Jay (& Silent Bob) used the line.

“Look at this morose motherfucker right here. Smells like someone shit in his cereal. Nooch.”

"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."

by RWShow on Sep 3, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was the first movie I took my wife to - 2nd date.

“Finger cuffs” was an interesting conversation-starter with someone I didn’t know well.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol! hilarious wu

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

nobody woos like WU

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha! Nice.

"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."

by RWShow on Sep 3, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

1-5-4-3-4 double play i think

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Someone please describe the play?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

must be bad, gameday's taking forever to figure it out and update

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

dumb fuckery

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

pods caught in pickle b/t 2nd and 3rd, becks caught in pickle bt first and second

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have never seen that shit before in my life

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

grounder and Pods was caught between 2nd and 3rd

out in a rundown. Savior thought he would go for 2nd right as Pods was tagged next to 2nd base

Praise Him!!

by Hawk is God on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why did Pods stop running again? I'm confused.

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

we can make them up

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

only on the right rail

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

rounsh thrinkew prunthy wember

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't do it pissed off

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a bunch of fucksticks!!!!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I got work to do....

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

take me

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

well this thread just got interesting.....

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh didn't mean as...

oh forget it

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh gosh

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

cip, take pictures

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

$5 says they'd all have the same face as the 5/22 shot

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i say no

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

they would after e-gus got done photochopping them

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

no one is getting if there are pictures

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe one or two of them.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

um no

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa.

this is an interesting thread…

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

um.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

to PR

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh to you

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate to sound like a gloomy gus

But a Pods Special doesn’t really bode well for the rest of the game.

by 67WMAQ on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what I'm afraid of

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish Pods would stop hitting

Because everything else he does on the field is bad, bad, bad and yet he’ll be starting in CF next season because he hit .290 and he’s “Podsednik: Leadoff Man!”

by hitlesswonder on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Figgins? Rios in CF

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Besides that, every time he gets on base, he fucks it up. So what the hell's the point?

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is Scotty shitbird 22

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I answered "non." I couldn't make it to any games while I was in town after all.

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have never carried a sign before this year. And probably will not again, unless strongly compelled.

That shit is cumbersome.

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

just cut some drink holders into it ya lush

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny because it's so far from the truth. :)

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

No DLee today is nice....

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank God for small blessings

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brenley just remindes everyone

that the White Sox are one of only three teams in MLB to have made 100 errors this year.

'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.

by ballyb on Sep 3, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

hawk and stone are on CSN you know

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cubs broadcasters

are easier to listen to. TV and Pat Hughes.

'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.

by ballyb on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Hey Ronnie, what pitch you think he's gonna throw Ronnie?"

“Oh a breaking ball”
…pause…
“You know Pat…..” trails off, never finishes sentence

nothing

next play happens, repeat

¡signature!

by billyok on Sep 3, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nded.

gotta love ron.

'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.

by ballyb on Sep 3, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

you traitor

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now opining

that all the unearned runs have really taken a toll on the Sox pitching staff.

'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.

by ballyb on Sep 3, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What channel are you watching?

Obviously the wrong one

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be a nice gesture for WS fans everywhere

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't we all

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

like this??

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nobody posting the Podspalm pic?

Looks like the Sox aren’t the only ones who have given up this year.

"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."

by RWShow on Sep 3, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods is on base

Call the national guard to shoot him if he tries to move unless ball is in play!!!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoops that was Getz

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Radio confusing for a minute there and I am trying to work too

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

then gets thrown out

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

alexche!!!!!

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF said che' was a pussy?!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

what did he do? other than CS

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

nevermind

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexi out by 89 feet 11 inches

Ivlike the decision to run

Praise Him!!

by Hawk is God on Sep 3, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

We're on the board

Hopefully the mighty arm of Torres gets it done!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

The Stone Pony has that familiar feeling
I started broadcasting for the cubs in 1983. The chairs are still the same. Maybe a few less bradley and miles or zambrano bucks-gets chairs

by 67WMAQ on Sep 3, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

daddy ameritradebucks will pony up

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

just got home

but saw the play. i want to fucking punch pods in the fucking face.
(and that “hit” attempt by beckham was fucking awful.)
it’s too early to be this angry.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll say

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09

by rangerjae on Sep 3, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

ches rbi was on an 0-2 count, 2 outs.

i think we know how we attack now.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

and you get nothing

sit down

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions  

he gone!

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

d-wise thursday!!

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

torres has a great swing

…to laugh at

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

torres almost had a hit

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

stpo fucking talking about the motherfucking ivy you motherfuckers

and talk about how bad pods fucked up.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

cranky much?

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that's not nice

dad, where are you?

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck the fucking ivy already.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow are you missing something

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then he would have been in position to get picked off 3rd!

:)

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

not funny.

true and sad.
and angering.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

pouty mcpouterson today

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am not pouting.

i’m fucking fuming.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

get him some water or a fire extinguisher

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

so same picture, but with little smoke/heat lines above the noggin?

maybe a forehead vein?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

same pic, eh?

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh fuck you pods,

i hope you get picked off.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

you know we have the lead?

somethin to he happy for…

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

dempster wearing that new batting helmet

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

will be in 2010.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

bc they look kinda dumb.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

drink?

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

please, i'm at work

people would talk

¡signature!

by billyok on Sep 3, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha, now the cub fans with the "FUK U THOME" shirts are all dated and shit now

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

actually not really

just a litte because he’s with the dodgers

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still have my Cork shirt

It goes well with my jorts

Don't quote me

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 3, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

should i ask what is jorts?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

hawt

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i guess

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

a lawn dart game

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

you so wrong

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh lord

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

included with the IROC-Z in the sox fan standard issue

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

hasn't run in years

but really ties the lawn together

Don't quote me

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 3, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

they don't like Thome?

Most of my Cubs fans friends really like Thome

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

on the un-completely maddening side

torres pitching nicely.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

great play torres!!

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

nice game by torres so far

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

lets get a rally going, injuns!

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

it must have hurted

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

quite an effort there

my captain.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

at his head!

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

quiet crowd.

mercy. i was hoping both teams would be getting booed. still time, i guess.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckin YES

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

here we go.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

torres wacked his ass

AHAHAHA

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

torres - chicago tough

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

bad pitch.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh good, we get to see more awesome Pods base running.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit

I hit post like last inning on that…
wierd

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I like to hit the slow mo button so i can study his every move out there.

lol

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think my router is crapping out

time for a new one.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

DP please

hsa knows what im talking about

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

love the avatar.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not the "Go Tigers" part.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh should we spell it out

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they are from DET, you know the answer.

Missouri, Auburn, OK.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

missouri tigers WU not detroit.

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

like at the zoo?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

do they take 3rd

if rios is in center?

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

sorryiano sit down

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

grab some bench

anyone else live out of town and miss Hawk?

by mcboomofdoom on Sep 3, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

mercy. i know soriano blows

but that right there was a pitch.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

love it!

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drunk already?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

already??

it’s like 2:20 here, I’ve been up for hours

¡signature!

by billyok on Sep 3, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did someone say my name?

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha!

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

later in the thread

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

injuns scored

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

My guess is that if Freddy continues to look halfway decent.....

Torres and Garcia will work out the 5th starter role next spring…..with the loser going to long relief.

I think DJ Carrasco and Daniel Hudson will get long looks as the guys getting the ball before Thornton/Jenks….given Pena/Linebrink suckage.

by stanchar on Sep 3, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Your guess is as good as anyone's.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's bullshit right there.

at his head.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Dempster

comes up 2nd next inning. Should be interesting

by jimmyjr on Sep 3, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

yes.

it should.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I guess it wasn’t interesting at all. I would have liked to have seen a shot to the middle of his back.

by jimmyjr on Sep 3, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

injuns tied it

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

espn gametracker

had the first pitch to scotty p right in the strike zone

by mcboomofdoom on Sep 3, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

so youre one of those guys eh?

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yet it wasn't.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you're posting here, you got no class.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

clearly

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

savior double

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

aliens apparently have landed

i’m off to greet them

¡signature!

by billyok on Sep 3, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions  

You don't know billy.

“Probed” is his middle appendage.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

so every time he sees a plane flying over head he immediately drops his drawers and sticks his bare ass up to the sky? I think I have seen him in Rogers Park a few times….

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

happy thursday wise

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

look out dempster.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I am at work, so I'm guessing here,

but are we having a beanball war today? I just had some wholesaler in here who is from Olympia Fields and is a CUBS fan. Had the nerve to say his kid has the picture of Barrett sucker-punching AJ on his bedroom wall.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

beanball? no (not yet at least)

buzzball, so far yes

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's how you raise your child...ass clown.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats the soup du jour?

its the soup of the day

mmm that sounds good, ill have that

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

dempster almost hit Q in the head

then torres hit ramirez, then, when trying to bunt, dempster threw at torres’ head.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

'looks like two frustrated teams out there, stone pony...'

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sexually, sure.

No one gets laid for being < .500.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except BA

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 4, 2009 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll never get why someone would want to promote that.

Their player ended up in the hospital (mabry), after their catcher sucker punched someone and the guy didn’t go down. He then got tackled by Scott Podsednik of all people. How can you be proud of that weak showing?

by Grinder in Training on Sep 3, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

atta boy carlos

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

an aside:

did you know its international bacon day on saturday?

(bacon of the world unite)

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

mmmm...bacon

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is uncalled for

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

her boobs are under her armpits.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm proud to be an american!

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

remember when torres pitched fairly well a few weeks ago?

and then was sent down? shoulda stayed up instead of count

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

mostly good i'd say.

he’s made several mistakes, but luckily they are playing the cubs today.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes pitched really well. and the stuff looks legit.

made only one mistake and it didnt hurt us too badly

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

My stuff looks great.

If you like gray-haired balls.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

why

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

any chance to bring that up, saggy OPOS

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

somebody cloak that please.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Click the subject line, Grumpy.

Christ, have a drink or something.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

bwaha! I'll double the rec count here.

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

we should promote him to the NL for a while

If he does ok then maybe he’s ready for the biggs

Don't quote me

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 3, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck the heck?

what kind of fucking swing was that?!?!?

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

just remember

pauly, bad = sox, good

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

as Q smashes the fuck out of his foot with his bat.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

there's another one.

motherfuckers.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

theres another one.

fixed

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the 3rd one right at someone

one at Q’s head
one at torres’ head
one in getz’s ribs.
yes, only one connected.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

getz beaned

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

don't think so.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't say shit

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope, no warnings

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are letting the kids play today, eh?

RELEASE THE HOUNDS.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

che with 2 outs!!! cmon buddy

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

now we fight to the death

my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Lou = 6-fingered man.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

grandiose fail by che

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

get Theriot and Ramirez then bean Bradley.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

deal

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

bean them with thorndog... make it really hurt.

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

for realz

i’m sick of these changeup/slider hbp’s

Don't quote me

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 3, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

he would rush the mound.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJ would sucker punch him

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only Cubs sucker punch.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

wonder if lou is trying to bait ozzie to throw one here bc they need a baserunner

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

put on a shirt, yeesh

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

twss

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Sep 3, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

funny

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

big hat no cattle?

never heard that one hawk

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

how often would you say a fielder making the 3rd out

(or when a foul ball comes to them) throws the ball into the stands? i’d say very often. anyways, anyone notice that since the latest dust up with milton, anytime he gets the ball in such a situation, he spitefully holds onto the ball?(once i saw him roll one to the opposing team’s bullpen) keep an eye out. i find it fucking hilarious.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

noticed that too

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

AT someone.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i must have missed that.

when he caught the ball to end the 6th he ran straight in with the ball.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did he not throw one into the stands either this year

or last when there was NOT 3 outs? I bet he’s just being careful.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's it.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd lay odds he was fined, at least in Kangaroo Court.

Can’t be too careful.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

and he's a cheap mo fo.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

even with that ridiculous contract

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever

i still say he’s doing it out of spite.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the right word...

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You surely have forgotten that we usually win half our games.

Don’t bust a nut over one or two in a row.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

resist

I think reverse psychology works on this ballclub. When we count them out, they win and we get excited again, then they lose. This season has been maddening.

by jimmyjr on Sep 3, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think this as well.

your 09 White Sox: Fucking jerks!

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

good

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Ronnie's sining on WGN

his performance is a little wooden

¡signature!

by billyok on Sep 3, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

;)

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

instead of kangaroo court, this is what they should have. special just for pods.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinky!

Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 3, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

no its not

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

what was our error? i forget

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

scratch that, it was the cubs'

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Physical or mental?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

rios would have caught that.

nice route pods.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

uh crap

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

lets go torres

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

bye you fucking tool

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

down goes tiddly winks!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

yes!!!!!

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

HE'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

fuck you

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL YESS!!!!!!!!!!

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

haha!

he OWNS Thursday.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heart Thursday D-Wise!

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

what did d-wise do?>>>???

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

pegged a bitch ass Cub at the plate

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOSS.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

threw fox out at home

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

missed the cut off man.

:(

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

he'll be fined in kangaroo court.

just ask WU.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

GREAT TAG

aj really stayed down on that one. beautiful.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

love the faith

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

rather see tDog

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Sep 3, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

nail koyie

he’s irish, you know, and he used to play for the angels

Don't quote me

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 3, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

that was strike 3

damn

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking awesome.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

HE GONE!

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

sit down NOW

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

you said you weren't drinking.

liar.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'll never sell.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

suck on that dempster.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

He dropped a fly ball?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

fell on his ass!!!

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

it happened because

he didn’t get to do that motherfucking hop!

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

hooray

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

no.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

so fuckin cool.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

YES I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

yes! alright AJ!!!!!

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL STONEY THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U PLAY A DH IN LF

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Stoney really giving it to him

“what does he think, the runner is just going to stand there?”

by Q!'s Qrew on Sep 3, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

brenly came out with

“nothing surprises me anymore.”
haha.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

only a few more years of that shit cubs.

bwahahahah

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

soriano fell on his butt

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by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a hit if no one touched it.

Official scoring is fun.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

it may have glanced off his glove.

not sure.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clear out of his reach...no touch that I saw.

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Called it an error, it seems.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

deserved an error

but yes, they never call it one if the ball is not touched.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

More.

POUR IT ON!!!!!!!

WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.

by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahaha che with the gum bubble prank.

who’s head was that on??

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I think it was Joey Cora

by gobulls1124 on Sep 3, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah, this dude was white

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Final

Tigers win 4-3 in 10

by ChiSox3 on Sep 3, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh crud

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome tantrum by dempster.

careful. don’t break your toe.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

i like the "hit it to soriano" strategy

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

i come home just in time to see wise gun him down and soriano make me happy

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by U-God on Sep 3, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck. tigers win

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

We're gunning first for the Twinks.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

All we can do is win.

And look at who we have to pass. Twinks are ahead of us.

It’s Zen. Means don’t look too far in front of you.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

we cut their playoff chances

from 29% to 22% with the sox victory combined with the tigers win.
raised our chance from 3.3% to 3.8%.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know.

It’s Zen. If we go 30-0 and Tiggers go 25-5 we still lose. We need to win is all I’m sayin’.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

And if we go 5-1 they still are ahead, all else being equal.

Just take care of what you have control of and don’t worry about the other team.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are 7.5 ahead of us.

Oh, you are jacking with me, aren’t you.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(took me 10 fucking minutes to post this with my slow-ass computer doing software updates, uggggggh)

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

with more run support now

i might send torres out with a short hook.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Thornton/Jenks

if that don’t work, fuck it

by shumway on Sep 3, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

im fine with that too

i just like to right the hot hand

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

strikeout, throw out

yuck

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, that's the 2009 sox...

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

never!

terrible baserunning never slumps!

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

getz is safe wow

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

come on wise

really?

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

bradley held the ball again

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

last week at your house

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm what porno?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh no just one person

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOPE!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

hoodie's cat?

you guys are into some weird shit

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by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

the one with you and thecip

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

cip only

sorry but we don’t show everybody

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

so exclusive.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

very

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was with me on the Mountain.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

"i just can't quit WU"

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by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh snap!

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

standing O for torres.

by me anyway.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

good job rookie

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

The new Count!

Count Torres!!!

Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 3, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

those boooooos are music to my ears.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

great arent they?

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone needs to cloak this thread

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

it has bad me written all over it

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not good with it

its not me

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is.

Might be best to withdraw for a bit. Calm down. These guys are excellent in their ability to charm women. Can’t you tell?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes opos

bad sexual tendencies

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

response from her in 15 mins

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's busy right now with a customer.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

soriano due up 4th for the cubs in the 9th.

think he plays left this inning or do they replace him now?

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

flowers!

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

T-FLO!!

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

shiny

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by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

flowers!!!

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

and he pops up

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

you love when things pop up??

haha couldnt help it

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

no you couldn't

it’ll be better to pop up as a boyfriend

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

you askin??

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh i don't know you

i was just saying, that sex is better as boyfriend/girlfriend

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha i know pr, i konw

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

goody

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

back door fastball hawk?

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Welcome back, Joe Crede!

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who's the old man now!

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha nice

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

DFA HIM NOW

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by U-God on Sep 3, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I get it.

Flowers for Algernon.

BWAHAHAHA!

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my.

rec.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

recommundo

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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

brother of menelaus!

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing.

by colintj on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods! ....put the child restraints on him now Cox.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 3, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

[x]

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by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

those could come in handy with my job

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

In play, run(s)!

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by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

beeeeeeeeee

ootiful.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

we have another run

and AJ is safe!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Brenly apologizing

for his negative comments about the Sox D.

'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.

by ballyb on Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

good

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should be apologizing for working for an organization that hasn't sniffed success

in 101 years!

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah give them some credit

they sniffed success in 03 and 08, just didnt get a taste.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your definition of success is poor.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

you dont think making the post season is semi successfull?

tough man to please.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on your frame of reference.

A pennant is successful. So I can amend the statemet to “hasn’t sniffed success in 64 years”.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, then to your standards ill say

theyve recently caught a whiff of success. but failed to sniff it, nor have they tasted it.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with you to some extent

the epic 03 collapse and the failure after being the best team record-wise in MLB in 08, combined with their lack of a title seems to go more towards an epic fail than a success

by Q!'s Qrew on Sep 3, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

hence the sniff and/or whiff.

and nary a taste

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No save for Bobby.

So who pitches the 9th?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

isnt it obvious??

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

LINESTANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.

by Jackkoho on Sep 3, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Too bad - he's sucked lately.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

no.

he pitched yesterday. due for monday unless they have a 6 man rotation and i don’t know about it.
buchholtz is the pitcher we will miss.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

could be.

i don’t know. all i know is they are a bunch of cheating bastards and i wouldn’t put anything past them.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

also, for monday for boston it has TBD.

whatever.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have turned into an 80 year old man in 24 hours.

May I suggest Botox and Cialis?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

booze too

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

somebody got clocked by uncle AJ

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

slow fos

moar runz

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)!

oh happy day

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by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, that's great, Roy.

Enjoy your city when it falls in the ocean.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Learn to swim.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was hearing from a well-respected ratings agency last week that presented this to our board -

LA County real estate is projected to drop another 65% in value over the next 5 years. If you want to move home, Roy, where you belong, sell now.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

so what's it like during a hurricane evacuation?

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by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always with the "evacuation" jokes, Mr. Stool Sample.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mom's gonna fix all soon.

Mom’s coming round to put it back the way it oughta be.

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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was about to say why are we wasting carrasco like this

then i realized rosters expanded.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

DP

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

just giving soriano one more chance to get booed.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

if he cant spin, he cant turn it.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

ON JEOPARDY LARISSA IS ABOUT TO FREAK OUT

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

IS SHE A SOX FAN? THEN IT'S WARRANTED.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW WHAT BASE BALL TEAM SHE ROOTS FOR.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops thought today was friday.

it’s tomorrow.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

wHAT WILL LARISSA DO FOR 24 HOURS?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

GO HOME

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

MAYBE READ A BOOK OR DO A PUZZLE.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
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by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

birthday shutout vs the cubs.

awesome.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

...in september

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

iS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had no fucking idea!?!?

i mean, really, how could i know?

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's your birthday? No shit.

Happy Birthday. I got you a nice winnah.

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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

And D-Wise preserved the shutout.

I always knew you guys would end up together.

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I told you to expect great things from DWizzle today.

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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

and now the losing streak until e-gus'. great.

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by thatshortkid on Sep 3, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least it's not OM's bday again. That was rough going. God must not like Indians.

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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

until my b-day?

thats saturday. so itll be just one game.
but I think they get to Paul Bird tomorrow.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 4, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh man.

terrible.
haha.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a fun game!!!!!!!!

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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

(understatement)

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we play them many more times?

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by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

WININAH!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 3, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

damzy damn

nice job boys!

Is in baseball an event where a team gets one win one day and then another one the next day, is that called something? ….. winning streak? what a strange thing!!!

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Sep 3, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahhhhh

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

Football’s equivalent of jazz music

by pocketwatch on Sep 3, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

why past tense?

i’m still laughing.

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by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

yesterday

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

id like to think we can win another 3 in a row

as that would involve NOT sweeping a team.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

FIRST ONE SINCE

August 15-16 I feel much better now. The cute nurse in the oral surgeon’s office don’t.

by CATDADDY47 on Sep 3, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

VG

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

reporters dont even have any questions for lou

cuz theres nothing to say. unless they just yell boooooooooo

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey Northside!!!!!

IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!

Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 3, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Note to SSS:

I’m gonna have a couple of drinks tonight in honor of our fine team.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Sep 3, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

ill toast to you in my head man.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah baby!

going to tailgate for bears preseason in a few here, so I am sure will have a beer or two

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Sep 3, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

comeback win in the metrodome and 5-0 win at wrigley

a fine indian summer of our season it is..send me into the winter semi-content

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 3, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

the wise peg will be top 3 plays on espn tonight.

and maybe in web gems on bbtn

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

also while getz was out we didnt do anything offensively.

it wasnt until get game in late in the game against the twins yesterday until we put some runs on the board. in the lineup today, and we get some runs.

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by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Sparkplug!

And Pods had some nice hitting today.

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by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

O HAI WE ARE GOOD AGAIN?

This is better than the other way of being which was not as good as being good.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 3, 2009 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

we are less bad..

and it feels wonderful

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Sep 3, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slightly better - not quite .500 yet.

My indicator of a return to brilliance is when we get 1000 comments on a cross-town game. 700+ is indicative of apathy.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

like

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

your

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

effort.

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

can someone summarize torres' performance?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

line from boxscore looks good

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

really good

and showed a really good sized pair of really furry testicles.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Sep 3, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did not lose.

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

just got back from Wrigley

good mound presence, cool with men on base, crisp FB at 92-94 all day, most K’s on tight slider. 67% strikes were key.

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

the starting shortstop tonight for your florida marlins.................................

ANDY GONZALEZ…ALEZ….ALEZ…ALEZ…
seriously. maybe we can get another gamethread going.

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

From BCB
Thus a win today is not only important for the Cubs’ playoff hopes

Hate to break it to you Al, but the Cubs are not going to the playoffs. I guess you can sit an pretend they are in “playoff mode” right now…. they are playing to Cubs playoff form of course

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

From what I've encountered....

Al is a perfect example of Cub fandom. Always in denial regarding the reality of their team must really get them through their baseball seasons. I thank God every night that though I’ve lived my entire life on the Northwestside, that Gramps brought me up the right way which was to root for Chicago’s AL team ;)

by Big Ed Walsh on Sep 4, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need more posts on this site, Big Ed.

Very rational.

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by winningugly on Sep 4, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice fucking recap, editors.

Shutout, victory over the Cubs, first back to back wins in two weeks, and we get bupkis.

Nice.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

just go to the trib website dumbass. look. we have apparently beaten the cubs 6 times this year!

Chicago White Sox take bragging rights over Chicago Cubs 5-0
Victory gives them 6-4 series edge this season

link

hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

and all-time interleague advantage.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Sep 4, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

fk da cubs

go white sox. im drunk. here come the white sox back to first place

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Sep 4, 2009 12:47 AM CDT reply actions  

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