Odds of Catching a Foul Ball
During Wednesday's game at the ToiletDome, they showed a guy down the LF line sitting alone in a sea of hundreds of empty seats. A foul ball bounced a few times before landing right in his lap. He didn’t even put down his soda or stand up. It caught him more than he caught it.
I’ve been to umpteen games in 18 different MLB ballparks, but never caught a ball. Never really been that close, although I got one in a Class A Midwest league game. I almost got a HR ball at Camden on the fandeck in RF, but it bounced the wrong way off a garbage can. My brother caught one at his first MLB game. Now he brings his glove every game (that’s just wrong to have a glove on).
This is an old link, but Fangraphs once attempted to calculate the odds of catching one:
I already assume everybody here besides me has caught one. BP doesn’t count, I say. Anyone got a good story?
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i haven't caught anything
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
gobble tossed a ball up to me from the bullpen after floyd's loss at the big a earlier this season
never sniffed, whiffed, or tasted fouls or homers otherwise.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Never caught a fly or foul ball. But Angel Berroa threw me a ball during batting practice when I was sitting in the 500's a few years back. I thought that was pretty odd.
Remember that fan who was at Comiskular last season on the Fan Deck? He caught two significant homers in consecutive games during that last week of the season in which every game was do or die…
That was pretty rare and hilarious….especially when he did his little happy dance.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
Joe Randa flipped me a ball in ST a few years ago. Joe Freaking Randa!
I didn’t bathe for a week.
If BP doesn’t count I’m coming up bupkissed.
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Just went to his bb-ref page
Turns out he was traded 5 times and drafted 3 (!) times (Once in an expansion draft). That strikes me as a lot of demand for as WU said, Joe Freaking Randa!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Close but nothing
I had a hand on a Vance Law foul, first base side upper deck of old Comiskey, probably 1985 or 86. Was in the beer line opening day 1988 when Kenny Williams hit a 2 run bomb into the left field upper deck, landed in my seat. Probably the highlight of Kenny’s career, especially since the Hawk ruined his career by moving him to 3rd base.
yes
Stanford wide receiver, Sox draftee, CF, 3B, GM. Same guy.
It was Fregosi who ruined him.
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Thanks
I was thinking of Hawk moving Fisk to LF. Himes was the GM in ’88. I liked Fregosi, but he never had enough talent.
He was the manager who moved him over.
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that was a himes idea though.
i don’t think it was a particularly bad one either, considering what he had to work with.
Batting practice
I went with a friend to a game at Wrigley (you turn down a free ticket to a baseball game), and he brought his little brother who must have been like 12 or 13, maybe younger. Day game, bad weather, week day, so it wasn’t very crowded, so we got up there in the front row.
We’re some of the only people out there, with the weather being bad, so the guys shagging kept trying to get him a ball.. but this kid was a pain in the ass, and just kept jumping in front of us. Needless to say he wasn’t an athlete, and kept knocking them down to the field or into that screen thing. Probably had 5 thrown to us, kept one. Obviously had to give the little kid the ball. And once again I was disgusted with a trip to Wrigley, this time before the game even started.
If it I was my brother, I’d have told him to sit his ass down while I caught the ball, but when it’s your not brother you can’t really go around beating the child or verbally berating him in public.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 4, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions
I completely disagree with you last sentence
if no relatives are around, it is your duty to administer a beat down.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
His brother was there
Otherwise, of course I destroy the child and throw him onto the warning track.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
when i was 5 or so i went to wrigley with my family
we were 2nd row right behind the dugout and moved into the first row. dawson smoked a ball foul. the girls behind us blocked it with a bag or something and it rolled into our row. my dad, who had never gotten a foul ball, almost had a heart attack when my little brother (2 at the time) tried to throw it back on the field. i remember it made the news that night.
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
ha! Sounds like your dad would've thrown him with it....
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
theres a very good chance of that happening
used to go to games at wrigley all the time but thats the only memory from my youth of being at the stadium
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
at old comiskey
I was about 9 so I brought my glove every time. We were down the third base line. A shot came our way but was several rows short and maybe a section over. It bounced off an elderly womans fingers in her lap and bounded to me. My dad made me give it back. Still havent forgiven him. She should have caught it.
In ST I went to a Sox @ Giants game and took up a spot in left field so I could give Bonds shit. It was 06 when they were trying out 20 loogies who all sucked so the Giants put up over 20 and Bonds was scratched after being in the line-up. Mike Matheny hit a missile off of some bum that went on to drive us all nuts by making the team but for the life of me I cant remember who it was. Anyway, I got up and was moving into position to my left when I bumped into someone also trying for it. Impeded, I extended my hand as if I had a glove on. I didnt. The ball dropped and rolled to a sf fan down the slight decline in front of me. My hand swelled up like a mitt from the 20s and it took a gallon of margaritas to take the sting away physically, but it still hurts mentally knowing I dropped one.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
I was two rows in front of the kid who caught a Bonds historical HR at Comiskey in '03 (IIRC). Can't remember what number it was for Bonds, don't care enough to look it up, but it was in RF and I should have plowed the kid down and sold that ball.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
it was either 629, 630, or 631
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Interesting...
I was at that game in LF heckling the shit out of that asshole.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
I can't recall if it was the same game, but it was probably the same series that we were getting killed in the last game and Rowand hit a homer that barely cleared the LF wall. Does that sound familiar?
Fuck it, I’m just going to load up b-r now and look into all this.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I've caught a couple of foul balls at minor league games......
Came close one time at a Sox game. I was at the game with my wife and I remember her asking if foul balls would come where we were sitting, which was pretty high up in the reserved lower deck at old Comiskey, beyond first base. I told her, I hope not because it would have to be a line shot.
Sure enough, late in the game Eric Soderholm hit a screamer that was coming right at us. As it passed under the upper deck and with people scrambling to get out of the way, I lost it for a second. By the time I saw it again it had nicked my wife in the head as she was trying to duck. Security made us go downstairs to check her for injury but she was fine. When we returned to our seats the boos reigned down on me and I took a real heckling from the assholes around us for the rest of the game. They were all telling her I moved my hands away when I saw it going at her. I didn’t have time to think of that…………….
I don’t know who ended up with the ball but a couple of inning later, an usher gave her one autographed by Soderholm.
i got one in BP at wrigley
that al holland threw into the bleachers.
got a foul ball at indy when charlotte was playing the indians. aardsma pitched the ball i got but i don’t know who hit it.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
When I was in my early teens, my dad caught a Juice Cruz pop-up down the third base line and gave it to me. I kept that ball for years.
Then I traded it for some blow.
Which I gave to my dad. (It was only fair.)
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 4, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
wreck'd.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Who the hell wanted a ball instead of blow?
What a peer group you had.
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by winningugly on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm surprised how few balls this site has gotten their hands on
HSA’s job excluded of course.
I went to this game with 3 of my friends and my friend’s dad. I was psyched just going to the game as we were sitting in what are now called the scout’s seats. I think my friend’s dad got them through work or something. We were playing the Tigers. Scored 1 in the 8th to tie it up. Then one out, bottom of the ninth, up comes Joe Clutch himself. He fouled one back. It hit off the boards around where Hawk and DJ sit and came bounding towards my friends and me. As the ball got to us, I jumped just a little and snagged the ball. Hurt like a mofo but was totally worth it. Before the euphoria could even begin to wear off, Crede hit a walk-off homer on the very next pitch. And to make things even better, there were fireworks after the game!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 4, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Fucker.
A real catch. Fortunately, it was a foul ball. Better than the pussy stories above, but still a foul ball.
Nordy, thanks for making us all feel like impotent assholes. Be sure to make another FanPost with the subject matter “Women I Never Successfully Slept With”, or “How I Lost My Job”. So we can all feel better about ourselves.
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by winningugly on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would sound something link this
Odds of Catching the Eye of a Hot Chick
by Nordhagen
During Wednesday’s trip to the ToiletBar, I saw a guy down the bar line sitting alone in a sea of a dozen empty seats. A hot girl bounced a few times before landing right in his lap. He didn’t even put down his beer or chat her up. She caught him more than he caught it.
I’ve been to umpteen bars in 18 different cities, but never caught a hot girl. Never really been that close, although I got one in a backwoods Tennessee moonshine parlor. I almost got a 10 at Camden on the fandeck in RF, but she bounced the wrong way off a garbage can. My brother caught one at his first MLB game. Now he brings his love glove to every game (that’s just wrong to have a glove on).
This is an old link, but Fangraphs once attempted to calculate the odds of catching one:
Odds of Catching the eye of a Hot Girl
I already assume everybody here besides me has caught one. Blow up dolls and lookers after 10 beers don’t count, I say. Anyone got a good story?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 4, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Excellent, jeeves.
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I hate when they bounce the wrong way off the garbage cans.
haha! rec’d.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Sadly, I've never had a foul ball land within 2 sections of me
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Because Jesus hates you.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
when i was a little kid back in old comiskey
We were sitting upper deck 2nd row along one of the baselines, and a pop-up came right at us. The group in front of us got up to catch it, beer flying everywhere, but it fell through the guy’s hands and into the camera well that was kind of bolted on to the deck in front of the 1st row. The guy decided to climb down into that thing and retrieve the ball. Security didn’t take to kindly to that, so they came over and took the ball away from him. The security guard looked around, seeing I was the only little kid in the vicinity, and gave the ball to me.
When the security guard left, my dad told me to give the ball back to the guy. I think it was fair, as thinking back I sure wouldn’t want to climb down into one of those things. That’s the closest I’ve gotten to a foul ball.
I did catch a puck at a Wolves game once.
fucking dome
Most of my seats have been along the line
When I see a bullet hit off the bat and Hawk say “WATCH OUT” on TV I’m very glad I’ve never had the opportunity to have my head caved in by a screaming liner down the 3rd base line. You’re never as aware of what’s going on in the game when you’re upper-deck compared to along a line.
Never saw the need to try and get one. It just isn't/wasn't a big deal to me.
That said, I’ve had several thrown to me by players pre-game, the first I can remember was by LaRussa when he was with the A’s. A couple by Reggie, one after the 3rd out in Milwaukee, another at the old park here.
I remember HSA and her sister bringing gloves to a game or two, but I never encouraged that. Only their awareness of every pitch and safety.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
ha, I caught one
someone hooked me up with some nice seats, to the right from sox dugout towards behind the plate area, 15-20 rows back. Texas Rangers were in town (at the moment not sure what year it was, 2003-2005) and we were losing the game badly. Towards the end of the game Blalock (I think) hits one foul ball back, it hit the deck where broadcast commentators sit and bounced back right into my hands. It was pretty sweet, I still have it in my room.
Lupe, release the balloons!
Nordy: Reclaiming The Right Rail !
Nice topic and responses.
Thanks.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 6, 2009 6:28 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
its easier to catch a foul ball at a marlins game than a yankees game
If you dont like me please ignore me and my posts
The Pirates,Reds,Royals, and Padres are not major league teams
Never caught a baseball, but...
I did catch a green girl’s Aeropostale T-Shirt from a t-shirt gun at the big east quarterfinals at MSG (I promptly gave it to a kid who then threw it away when he realized it was a girl’s shirt).
Also, I was in Cancun this past march and they had a promotion at the Club w/ Corona girls throwing stuff into the crowd. I timed my jump perfectly and snagged a pink Corona hat…I just like making plays whether it’s a HR ball or a shitty item.
Go to a softball game
apparently you’re great at catching girl’s stuff
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 9, 2009 3:03 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
marlins shoul move but where too baseball is pretty saturated . maybe Helena montana
If you dont like me please ignore me and my posts
The Pirates,Reds,Royals, and Padres are not major league teams
STFU, andy. Make an effort. To be cogent.
Once in awhile.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
easy. vegas. now back to being on topic.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
In my many years of attending games, I have caught a total of 1.
It was probably 10 years ago, in the lovely 500 level, foul ball hit directly back behind home. It bounced off my buddy’s chest and I snagged it. He claimed ownership, but I told him to take a hike, as it was my first (and turns out to be my last so far) MLB ball.
Also…at a Sox/Cubs ST game at Ho Ho Kam, some Cub gave my kid a foul ball. I had her spit on it and throw it at the guy (kidding).
If you just want to impress your kid, take them to a minor league game and either pop for front seats down the line (lots of foul rollers there) or an even better move is to hang out on the concourses. The minor leaguers hit plenty of foul balls just ripe for the taking. With smaller crowds, your odds are much better.
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
Because you have no hands is why you have only one.
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no
cuz he only has one friend that will take one in the chest for him…if you become a politician gater, make him head of security
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Politicians are subject to background checks...thus I will never be a politician.
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
How did you know I have no hands?
Having to use the bathroon at The Cell is when you really find out who your friends are.
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome

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