Afternoon Fight Starter
Throw it down.
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This poll is stupid and useless.
Anyone who votes “No” should be taken out back and shot.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're just asking to get your ass kicked, susie.
bring it, bitch.
by larry on Sep 8, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've had just about enough of you!
Now come over here and take your beating like the little girl you are.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck both of you! I'm about to gouge out both your eyes and all four of larry's and skull-fuck you pathetic cumdumpsters, in the name of Beckham!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I voted "no".
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 8, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I live in Orlando.
Jose wouldn’t like me. either.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 8, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was the prospect of getting skull-fucked by HSA.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Sep 8, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
an idle threat.
i’ve also deleted your vote because you’re a woman.
by larry on Sep 8, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
haha
+1 for the way things used to be
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 8, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 19th Amendment
Guaranteed that all women can vote…. Didnt say anything about us having to count them…
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
strict constructionist.
a man after my own heart.
by larry on Sep 8, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to climb through the intertubes just so I can rip off your head and shit down your fucking throat
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hang a rec on that.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
by RWShow on Sep 8, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This kitten's got claws
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New unsubstantiated story: Why the Sox won in 2005, by Willie Harris
Playing racquetball yesterday with my buddy who is buddies with David Eckstein’s brother, he shared with me a story that is attributed to Willie Harris’ . Seems to take the edge off before the playoffs some Sox players took to downing a couple quick shots before game time (sounds like The Idiots/Sawx of 2004). Garland, in particular, when pitching for AZ had the reputation for being a boozer.
I’m just sayin’.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 8, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vizcaino, Cotts and Politte used to go out and murder railroad hobos during long road trips.
Tracy Ringolsby said so on Armed Forces Radio – Guam.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 8, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i heard the same thing on radio free cuba.
except fidel and raul castro joined them.
by larry on Sep 8, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
while dustin hermanson use to shave things in his "goatee"
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it in "parenthesis" because you are talking about something else?
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
I are dumb.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
thats what I thought too
his balls goatee
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
each one has a separate goatee
he colors them too, so he can tell them apart.
by Trooper on Sep 8, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucius and Randy
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
those are quotes you inbred goat fucker.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
that was uncalled for.
and i shave something in the (goatee) first.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing is uncalled for in the Afternoon Fight Starter thread, Linebrink.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point
you skeezy skank.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
You could learn a lot from the floozie, Linebrink.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure
but I couldnt afford the doctor bills afterward.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you really put a price on that kind of enjoyment?
;)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll send you my menu.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you do pro bono work as part of your community service plea bargain?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehehe..... pro bono
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 8, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehehe...plea bargain
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You fucked it up with the parentheses, Dipshit!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll head down to TJ and pick you up some, uh, "supplies"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 8, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trader Joe's? I did not know they had a pharmacy.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not true.
you’ll still get banned for posting pictures without subject lines. and disagreeing with editors. we can’t have that here.
by larry on Sep 8, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes we can
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
by blackoutsox on Sep 8, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
warming up for linebrink's first pitch?
by Trooper on Sep 8, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if by warming up you mean drinking...
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the best part is I thought it looked weird
because I thought I spelled parenthesis wrong.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just warming up
In 14 minutes, I go to battle…er have a phone interview.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just in case any of you assholes wanted to know, I didn't completely fuck up the phone interview.
Yeah, I was surprised as well. I guess he loves Jesus as much as I do!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
you cantankerous clod!
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who would love this thread?
angryandy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 8, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what, you cant channel that persona today?
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In order to play that role correctly, I have to fling my own feces at the keyboard for 30 minutes, which might be a bit awkward in my current location.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 8, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
i highly doubt that.
partners do that all the time.
by larry on Sep 8, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
needs more cub blogging
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 8, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keeper of the Right Rail
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what I get for not coming around enough.
I have no fucking clue as to who you’re talking about. I need a SSS crash-course.
by stuartscottslefteye on Sep 8, 2009 4:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the Fanposts - he has the bottom slot of the recent fanposts. Start there. Eazy peazy.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all you really need to know is hsa is a port slut

and that i am a big fan of animated gifs
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes this guy Andy
hes always angry.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and always andy
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 8, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that guy needs a hug.
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or an ass-kickin'

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The funniest part is when he attempts to keep going. That is fuuuuhhh-huuhhh-knee.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mom swore she'd erased this!
One more reason to hate her…
by stuartscottslefteye on Sep 8, 2009 4:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
that guy got WHOOPED
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...by the floor
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's how frank reinjured his foot
he was rail-stomping a particularly feisty hobo and the bastard tramp moved.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 8, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
GREEEEEEEEN DANGIT! (I can't rec it again, else it would be).
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no one plays racquetball anymore
go back to the 70’s with your waterbeds and shag carpet.
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 8, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah you OPOS!

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard the same thing from a relative
of a prominent org figure . . . they did provide actual names even, but who knows.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
by jc2313 on Sep 8, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what Elvis Andrus has done this year
but he is not Our Lord. Our Lord shall strike with great vengeance and furious anger at those who would attempt to vote no.
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing.
by colintj on Sep 8, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
not too shabby right?
i still see a 6-6 team, but damn if that isn’t serious improvement.
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing.
by colintj on Sep 9, 2009 4:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Andrus was the rookie of the year, the Rangers wouldnt have hit him 9th all season.
(and I now see hes hitting second today, with Young and Hamilton out making that 14 games hitting 2nd, vs 5 hitting 8th, and 99 batting last)
#s comparison:
.274 average, 6 HR, 24 SB, .732 OPS 63 Ks, 383 AB
.274 average, 10 HR, 6 SB, .808 OPS 53 Ks, 289 AB
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why destroy your own argument?
SB total proves he’s faster than beckham. you lose.
by larry on Sep 8, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to show all the numbers when I saw they were both hitting .274
I go with OPS and Bacon.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you could have included some other numbers.
like, position adjustment. or defense.
by larry on Sep 8, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or RBIs!!!!!!!
Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.
by Jackkoho on Sep 8, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or WPA... the sabreman's version of rbi
Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.
by Jackkoho on Sep 8, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ive got them both in my dynasty keeper league
so Im pretty happy its the two of them in the conversation.
I think Elvis gets more credit at defense because he replaced Michael Young.
/crumbles up paper with zone rating
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defensive value pales in comparison to offensive value
runs scored are worth more than runs saved.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops, clearly.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a stupid poll.
the question is how many rookie of the years should he win.
I vote at least 3.
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i wonder if our Savior will come back hitting like a beast from this little break.
Please don't torture me the rest of the season for a better draft pick. Let it be a painless death.
by Jackkoho on Sep 8, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to the game tonight.
my last one of the year.
what a jerk I am!
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Jerk Store called....
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if beckham doesnt, the world isnt right.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 8, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you and the dick you rode in on!
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i got you something,

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 8, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to people who think beckman sucks and shit.

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the last time i drank I got an asian flush.
worried that i become allergic or something to booze.
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that doesn't sound like cause for concern
unless you paid more than $50.
by Trooper on Sep 8, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Chiburb's take in 3....2.....)
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
$50 only gets you some ass play and a BJ.
$100 gets you everything.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 8, 2009 6:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
uh hmm
something is missing then
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 8, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The solution to this problem is, coincidentally, the solution to every other problem in the entire history of everything ever.
Drink. More.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 8, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm. so drink through it?
i thought the red skin and rapid heartbeat meant stop.
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the cool kids are doing it.
Linebrink, Ringolsby, Albuquerque … all of ’em.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 8, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'No need for proper grammar on a sports message board, son.'
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*unless its lookout landing
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you mean frush?
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 8, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've had an asian flush a few times
and one time, the chick had a tongue ring which made it even better
(TSK reference in 3…2..)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tsk's an Asian chick?
The prot thickens…
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
and here i thought that was just jaundice
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 8, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so says Shawn Merriman
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 8, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But a shot of pennecillin cleared it right up?
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 8, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andrus will lose, the sabr-heads will bitch and moan and masturbate to pictures of Tom Tango
Someone from BP will make a snide comment about Beckham playing out of position, and Sox fans will respond by rejoicing in the new Great White Hope.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
andrus is only 20
he can win next years.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you have to practice for some big life-event happening tomorrow?
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Sep 8, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beckham will then run against Obama in '12
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 8, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long live the Whigs!
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flowers as veep?
what is his position on first pitch strikes and stem cell research?
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Sep 8, 2009 5:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I love the savior
But its Andrus. I really don’t think its particularly close. Maybe if Bacon had another month………
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Sep 8, 2009 5:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if he's eligible, he wins. if his playing time is supposed to be a factor, he wouldn't be eligible.
besides, andrus played 2+ months more and only has 100 AB on him?
you’re right that its not particularly close, though.
by Trooper on Sep 8, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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