Torres, Sox Stink, Ozzie Takes Blame
Carlos Torres wasn't any good Tuesday night. Anybody could see that, which is why Ozzie had D.J. Carrasco up in the first inning. I was only joking in the gamethread when, after Torres walked the first batter, I said we were going to see a bunch of Carrasco and Daniel Hudson. By the time Torres faced the third batter, nobody was laughing. He had already hung a handful of breaking balls and doesn't have the fastball to throw it by people.
Neither Hudson nor Carrasco was impressive in relief, though both were passable. Hudson didn't show his slider much at all, and relied more heavily on his changeup than in his first outing.
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Hours before the Sox stunk up the diamond yet again, Ozzie was busy stepping in the line of fire:
"I've always said since I got this job I'm never, never scared to blame myself. Who can you blame? The one thing about it is when one country is not running well they don't blame anybody, but they blame the president. Well I am the president of this ballclub. I am the face of this ballclub. We did everything we could, but in the meanwhile I'm the one that penciled those guys in day in and day out, and they have to perform."
"They have to perform, but you have to make them perform," Guillen responded. "They didn't perform good enough for us and we didn't make them perform. When you lose, everything goes wrong. Why not blame just one guy and deal with it? I think I can deal with it. This is my job. When you hire a manager you hire him to take full responsibility. It comes with a chain - from the owner [Jerry Reinsdorf] to [general manager] Kenny [Williams] to me to my coaches to my players to the rest. I take the blame. No one in this town can blame Kenny or Jerry or [assistant GM] Rick Hahn.
"I want to take the blame," he said. "I want to take the full responsibility of it. They gave me a ballclub to compete and I accept that. When I said in April that we had a chance to win this thing, I said it. I didn't see any of the players say it, I said it. And I said it because I thought we would back myself up. It's my responsibility to take it like a man. When we're not playing well, it's my fault.
This is textbook Ozzie. Despite what some may think, he knows he's not going anywhere, so he's willing to take the blame. I get the feeling that he would say the same thing if his job really were on the line, but there's no way to know for sure and I'm not really interested in finding out.
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Kenny for GM of the year!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Torres for Cy Young!
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
podsednik for baserunner of the year!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
linebrink for reliever of the year!
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Fucking Alex 0-3 E Ramirez!
o nm
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA for CF of the year!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 8, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
guys there is no reason to hang your heads over this win.
Nothing goes our way. If you take away innings 1,2,4,6,7,9 we win this game 3-0. It’s a moral victory if I’ve ever seen one.
by 23chisox14 on Sep 8, 2009 11:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
or do you?
looked like a moral victory to me!
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least the tigers lost
time for that 20 game win streak
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Sep 9, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 AM EST is early.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas
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by ChicagoPete on Sep 9, 2009 5:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lighten up...
Prufrock.
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and all the women come and go
speaking of Brian Anderso
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by ChicagoPete on Sep 9, 2009 10:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
I got it!
Difference between this year and last year is that Ozzie hasn’t gone with a 4-man rotation yet. In all seriousness, do the sox go with BHB, Danks, MB, and Sweaty until the Royals series?
read better.
"give the guy more than six days to get up to speed."
by larry on Sep 6, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
No.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy I know
but they do have all these off days and it would line them up better against Minny and both Det series plus I don’t see any alternatives for the 5th spot this year unless you throw Tabasco out there
read better.
"give the guy more than six days to get up to speed."
by larry on Sep 6, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I'd flag myself if I wasn't mobile
I just dont see any good options. Hudson isnt ready, Torres isnt as bad as last night but he definitely not as good as the cubs game so who does that leave?
read better.
"give the guy more than six days to get up to speed."
by larry on Sep 6, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
the difference is that last year, we were actually in the race
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
e-gus can be the 5th starter, FFS.
Machts nichts. No sense in burning out arms for a lost cause.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didnt suggest using anyone on short rest
If you look at the off days they have, everyone would stay on the normal 5 day schedule and you can use DJ the Saturday game vs KC and again the middle game at Cleveland. I am not holding out false hope but I want to try to limit my exposure to really bad baseball
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"give the guy more than six days to get up to speed."
by larry on Sep 6, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 9, 2009 8:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
seems like you, and not someone else, is in charge of your exposure to really bad baseball.
i don’t know why a team bring up players in september when hopelessly out of the playoff race without the intention to evaluate them.
by larry on Sep 9, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How has Flowers looked behind the plate?
Can’t wait to see what this Lillibridge kid can do. The more chances Danks gets to pitch this year, the better his arbitration case will go. Isn’t that what’s important?
read better.
"give the guy more than six days to get up to speed."
by larry on Sep 6, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 9, 2009 12:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to hear what Ozzie would have done differently.
I doubt it would be much different.
by shumway on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was not trying to be a meatball
but unless we want to talk about what the 2010 lineup might look like or the upcoming NFL season, I cannot think of anything else to talk about.
read better.
"give the guy more than six days to get up to speed."
by larry on Sep 6, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I only recently got HBO
so I cannot start a Wire thread either
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"give the guy more than six days to get up to speed."
by larry on Sep 6, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
by Scotty Ballgame on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
If you're new to the Wire
here’s a primer
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 9, 2009 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All we have to do is pick up three games to make the 6 games left against Detroit very interesting.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Sep 9, 2009 9:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That looks quite realistic.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the way the season ends
This is the way the season ends
This is the way the season ends
Not with a bang but a whimper
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by ChicagoPete on Sep 9, 2009 9:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whim perrrrr

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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never understood... was that dude supposed to be a young Bill?
by CatBrains on Sep 9, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never perceived it that way, but I suppose it's possible.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just remember thinking at the time they were shown in similar shots...
but I suppose a close-up of the hand on the handle of a sheathed sword is a fairly common shot for bad-asses
By the way, anyone see Inglorious? I enjoyed that quite a bit
by CatBrains on Sep 9, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have been trying to plan a trip to the ol' theatre for weeks now. I'm sorta particular (crotchety, even) these days about when I am willing to sit for 3 hours in a movie theatre.
I’m sure I’ll love it though, once I get there.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't want to ruin anything
so I won’t say anything other than be prepared for a great acting performance by one of the Germans
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 9, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or not...
He emphasized that he is not modifying the existing footage, but the one last thing he wanted to add was “a whole new section” to Kill Bill Chapter 3: The Origin of O-Ren. Tarantino said, “I actually wrote a much longer script for the anime section during O-Ren’s revenge chapter. Remember the guy with the long hair that kills her father? It’s like, what happened to that dude? Well, I wrote it and it was the biggest, most elaborate thing I wrote — her taking him down.”
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretentious rip-off scumbag. take it from me
by RoyEgan on Sep 9, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to most other filmmakers? If I enjoy the films, I don't really care. Besides, I don't think QT is hiding the fact that he rips off other stuff. It's pretty obvious.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when roy is ripping stuff off
he’s just not pretentious or scumbaggish.
by larry on Sep 9, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
QT is scumbaggish like AJ is assholish
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 9, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY!
If that was a compliment I’ll take it.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What rough beast slouches towards cooperstown...
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
D.J. Carrasco
He should get some sort of bonus for doing a usually commendable job in mopping up terrible pitching performances.
It’s like, "OK, (insert starting pitcher’s name here) sucks again today. Bring in Carrasco."
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
by tailgater on Sep 9, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crow.
the faroe islands are up 2-1 on lithuania at half time.
mercy.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh.
Its WWE night at the cell. Some wrestler is throwing out the real first pitch.
Unless I clobber them and take the belt…
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 9, 2009 12:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good luck against Dick the Bruiser.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 9, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or would that be "the Dick Bruiser"
punch him in the dick, punch him in the dick
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 9, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish you luck tonight, Liney. Wish I could see it. And remember: If you aren't going to get it to the plate, at least hit someone in the mout.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT'S E-GUS' MUSIC!!

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by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor.
That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare.
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by ChicagoPete on Sep 9, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this where all the dicks hang out?
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Sep 9, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
o... kayyy.
I gotta go now. I’m training someone at my desk, and I don’t want to scare her with a random SSS-posted poop chart.
Go Sox! Turn that frown upside-down… or upside-sideways and put a colon next to it, because that’s the kind of stupid shit modern civilized adults do :)
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Sep 9, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, Carl.
Everyone’s Lexapro kicked in today, and we’re all a bit numb, trying to deal with the depression of the end of days. Except Scotty Ballgame, who is like a terrier on crack regarding the 5th starter we don’t have.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're English.
You are in a perpetual state of depression and have become accustomed to it. Doesn’t count.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's just amped to find out what that Lillibridge bloke can do! WHO ISN'T??????
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bridge's Dad, from your colin-like interview.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but teh jobz showt new ipodz!
(( screen refresh ))
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by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, who you calling a civilized adult, dickwad?
And yeah, this is where the dicks, assholes and pussies hang out.
A little something for everyone here at SSS.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so i'm at the used book store today
A hippie guy who works there is wearing a tattered ’83 Sox jersey, including ASG patch. This is semi-notable, because I live in Madison, WI, and there isnt a lot of Sox gear around here (but lots of tripping hippies).
I said that I dug the shirt, and I was a Sox fan going back to that time. He said he didnt really follow the Red Sox, but he knew somebody from Boston, and he just liked the shirt because it was comfortable.
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 9, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how much did your hand sting after slapping the patchouli taste out of his mouth?
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by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
its good luck to slap a hippie, I heard
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 9, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then pull a last scene "Easy Rider" on them.
BLAM! BWHAHAHAHA!
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever, we all know you're goddamn granola hippie from seattle
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 9, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
:P At least I know what team's gear I'm wearing. And I would never wear patchouli.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Patchouli".
Al Stewart’s “Year of the Cat” is the only place I’d ever heard anyone reference “patchouli” before this. GD pot-smoking kids.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're kidding me. The shit is filling the air at my corporate office. I can identify some of these offenders by face now. I hold my breath when I pass them. It's horseshit. Heck, I'd rather they wore eu d'Horseshit.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
High Fidelity, I believe. Specifically, this scene:

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 9, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what i always think of in reference to patchouli
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Sep 9, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's unpossible.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made this reference today
said something like “I’d rather be placed with the patchouli smelling hippies than the Jetta-driving, Ikea buying, J Crew-wearing yuppies”
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by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True story: I have two friends out here that are a combo of both, and we call them "Yippies."
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Year of the Cat, 1976. Win. Chrissakes.
Well, she looks at you so coolly
And her eyes shine like the moon in the sea
She comes in incense and patchouli
So you take her, to find what’s waiting inside
The year of the cat
Don’t fuck with an OPOS and his college lyrics.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the B-side to Battle Cry of Freedom, if I recall correctly.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 9, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The nexgt time I see you
I will kickthe shit out of you to the tune of “one Stage Before”. Because I can. Engineered by Alan Parsons.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here is a song patchouli focused...
by the wrenfields.. “Patchouli Train”
http://www.wrenfields.com/21st/train.mp3
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would you have preferred "nag champa"?

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by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Mom got me a Red Sox jersey in 2006
thinking it was White. True story. I ended up giving to a Sawx fan client of mine. Big laughs.
Dumb beeyatch Cub fan.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mom bought me an Indy Colts varsity-type jacket
when I was like 8 because she couldn’t find a Bears one. I hated it at the time, but it was a pretty sweet thought – she didn’t know any better. All she knew was that I wanted a varsity jacket like my big brother’s from high school. Sweet lady.
OK – back to my patchouli oil…
by stuartscottslefteye on Sep 9, 2009 4:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
double facepalm.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a room full of book, you didn't crack a few over his head?
Shame on you, Nordy :)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 9, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmm...crack.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Sep 9, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Book! Book! The Good Book! Focus!
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed :(
btw, I’m not really a book reader, but I’m travelling to Europe next week, so I need something for the flight. Among other things, I got “You Gotta Have Wa” (4.98!) on the culture of Japanese baseball. I imagine some of yous has read it? Good?
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 9, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very good.
the story about the bases loaded suicide squeeze told by leon (or leron) lee is an all time great.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try Eight Men Out.
It’s a fictional account about an imaginary game called “baseball”.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 9, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the "White Stockings"
Crafty author and his team names.
by Carbiner on Sep 9, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds pretty queer to me.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
kuyt cautioned for diving in the box. should be suspended. fucker.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do we need a Trinidad and Tobaggon thread tonight?
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by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope not.
Site value would drop to its lowest ever.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
italy 2 bulgaria 0
boo.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good
I’m trying to drive down the site’s value so I can buy more shares in advance of SB*N’s big secret announcement tomorrow
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by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phil Simms: Porn Monitor
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by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the return of functional shift-C?
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by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By far the worst of the Lord of the Rings books.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 9, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Coming soon to a theater near you,
courtesy of the settlement of a lawsuit brought by the Estate of the Tolkein Lucky Sperm Club.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big ol' rec there
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Sep 9, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never used that one...
try shift A
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by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. weir just completely boned one
and cost scotland a goal, the game, and most likely at least a continued chance to get into the world cup. best part was you could hear the keeper shrieking like a girl. at the top of his lungs,“FUCKING HELL!!!!”
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut the fuck up. Don't they have real blogs for that sport?
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this a fight starting thread again?
In that case … uh … go fly a kite! Or something!
(yeah!)
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 9, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
countdown to the usa world cup qualifier
2 hours 30 minutes.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would know the sound of a girl shrieking.
Soccer fan.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serious question
should I date a woman who doesn’t know what rickrolling is? I just left a message on her voicemail that was nothing but Rick Astley singing never gonna give you up… At first I thought it was funny, now I’m thinking she’s going to take the lyrics literally instead of having the normal internet-nerd response of FFFFFUUUUU!!!!
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by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's OK
she wears flannel, has a buzz cut and I met her at the Home Depot
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by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
39 mil!
Rickrolling is an Internet meme typically involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song “Never Gonna Give You Up”. The meme is a bait and switch: a person provides a web link that they claim is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video. The URL can be masked or obfuscated in some manner so that the user cannot determine the true destination of the link without clicking. When a person clicks on the link and is led to the web page, he or she is said to have been “Rickrolled” (also spelled Rickroll’d).
As the practice has spread, two of the various Rickrolling videos available online have been viewed more than 39 million times combined.12 These figures track the total number of visits, not individual viewers. Rickrolling has extended beyond Web links to playing the video or song disruptively in other situations, including public places;3 this culminated when Astley and the song made a surprise appearance in the 2008 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade,4 a televised event with tens of millions of viewers.
Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."
by e-gus on Sep 9, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*** raising his hand as a rickrolling perpetrator***
by stuartscottslefteye on Sep 9, 2009 4:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Does this "woman" have an Adam's apple?
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
by tailgater on Sep 9, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't the all?
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by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
laughing in such a way that others can hear.....
out loud, if you will…..
Green!
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are beyond help.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like a bag of sand, huh
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does she know of the people who post comments on your site?
That would be a good test of her humor
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 9, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sooooo.... when do we get to meet 'her'?!?
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't know what Rickrolling is, not a good sign.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 9, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else think Freddy's gonna smacked around tonight
like a pinata at a quienceanara?
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6 IP 10 R 3 ER 120 pitches
Can’t take his quality starts from him.
by Carbiner on Sep 9, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would take that all day long.
But I think it’s closer to 5 R in 5+ innings.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rifleman, I want some of what you are on.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw no fault in your prediction of 7 unearned runs
how much for the Tyler Flowers rookie card?
by Nordhagen on Sep 9, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had such high hopes for leonardo after that one.
oh well.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now, now.
it’s the athletics. i could never see them smacking around a pitcher.
by larry on Sep 9, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
their lineup is like a joke.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's throw some games and get another Beckham
What would dropping 23 straight do for us hypothetically?
¡signature!
by billyok on Sep 9, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mass online murder?
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
by blackoutsox on Sep 9, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mass online suicide
by stuartscottslefteye on Sep 9, 2009 4:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yes. Let's all hop on the Beckham Comet and get the hell outta here.

Readable? Maybe?
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenny just handed it to Rick Morrisey
love it!
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 9, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
have we taken odds on whether e-liney bounces it in there or gets it on the fly?
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by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont think they show it on TV unless its a celebrity. Correct?
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Sep 9, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My money is on "arrested for public drunkedness in bullpen bar before taking the field."
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 9, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Go green, Tribesman.
My daughter is singing a solo at Rosh Hashanah in 2 weeks. So eat me.
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by winningugly on Sep 9, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww, his little Jappy....
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