It's All Downhill After the First Pitch
by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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GUS!!!
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You saw him?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 9, 2009 6:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no, thats the name of his second wife
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
Ah! He forgets where he is sometimes.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 9, 2009 6:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We got to see an interview with some other fan who threw out a first pitch but not e-Gus
I guess he had to report to the bullpen early
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Gus = Torres.
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Gus = Torres.
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Why not on the first pitch?
FYI, Cheat: I could never be your girlfriend either. I had no idea about RicknRoll.
Speaking of girlfriends, did I ever tell you about the one who asked me to…
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 9, 2009 6:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
[x]
a repeat, but i like this one
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Xray of a Republican? Why does it have a heart?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 9, 2009 6:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You funny. Like healthcare for all that costs less.
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And it must be a Dem. No brain noted.
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oooooooh, correct answer was "lack of spine". skulls normally block brains on xrays
so close, so close.
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by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Normally, eh?
Nice caveat.
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You so funny.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
As much as your wars, tax breaks for the rich, bailouts for Wall Street, and avoiding a Depression caused by your unregulated free market crooks.
Yep, I understand.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Sep 9, 2009 6:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
MY wars.
Heh. Afghanistan is not “my” war. BTW, if you haven’t seen “Charlie Wilson’s War”, do so. Now. Phillip Seymour Hoffman is outstanding, and so is Hanks. My new fave HBO flick.
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book > movie
though i agree, the movie’s solid
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Aaron Sorkin can write, can't he?
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Did you know people can walk and talk at the same time?
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 9, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody else vote for the White Sox All Time 9?
http://mlb.mlb.com/fan_forum/all_time_nine/index.jsp?c_id=cws
I punched:
Thomas
Mertes
Appling
Ventura
Fisk
Thome
Dye
Jackson
Ordonez
I did
Thomas
Fox (wft no Collins, I would’ve voted for him instead if he was on there)
Appling
Ventura
Shoeless Joe
Minoso
Dye
Fisk (It was close between him and Schalk)
and Baines
I didn’t like the outfield options, too many one year wonders (even Carlos was on that list)
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
I did
Thomas
Fox (wft no Collins, I would’ve voted for him instead if he was on there)
Appling
Ventura
Shoeless Joe
Minoso
Dye
Fisk (It was close between him and Schalk)
and Baines
I didn’t like the outfield options, too many one year wonders (even Carlos was on that list)
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
Preach it, brother.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
OT: is everyone excited about the "America the Beautiful Quarters Program"
run out of states? no problem! we got 6 territories.
run out of states and territories? no problem! we got 56 national parks!
run out of national parks? no problem! talk to me in 2020.
soon they'll be doing county pennies
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
they have 4 different 'places that lincoln lived' pennies this year.
for the 100 year anniversary. won’t find any in your change though, banks don’t order new coins when everyone is shaking out there couches to pay the electric bill.
actually, i did find one in my change recently
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
hmm...
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
oh and rec'd of course
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
the u.s. mint: staying relevant because you can't buy dope on plastic. yet.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
i want a win, that's not much to ask for
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
i want universal health care.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
doesn't everyone
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
no.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
they suck
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
what have you done. you old codger
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i prefer the bureaucrats making decisions rather than my doctor to come from the private sector, tyvm.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
eww
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
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by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Where's e-gus?
Where the hell is e-gus?
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I think I saw gus on the pre-game.
They showed a guy throwing out a first pitch. Hope it wasn’t him,though. That pitch was awful.
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
He looks like linebrink
that other guy looked like me
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Gus is pretty gay.
Might’ve been.
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Then the guy was interviewed by Harold Reynolds and the Blonde.
Kinda looked like the guy from the meet-up pics.
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
Was he Linebrink or not? (Apparently he shaved, however, to remove the uncanny resemblance).
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Bleh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
That was nice
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
A gentle incline is too much for this team.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Sep 9, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
the fall of the dollar HAS brought manufacturing back to the states. woot!
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by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure you understand it.
But clever wordsplay. Almost as good as clever assplay.
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buying power of the dollar weakening == cheaper to build shit here rather than import it
also would use “makes it cheaper for others to buy our shit”.
about it in a nutshell?
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Paulie going "Ow...ow...ow..."
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hurt thumb?
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
Fouled a ball off his leg...doing the "ouch that hurt" walkaround before getting back in the batters box
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
good aj!
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
of course
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
GOOOOOOOAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Getz!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
looks like he fixed him good already.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
"and with that, the trip to the nursing home got really weird"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Those dadgum ground-rule doubles
They stop us from scoring runs.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i blame bossard.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
"Hey, batta batta batta....SWING!"
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
who is that idiot saying that?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
game 163 sequel
remember i called it
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions
jupiter?
lots of gravity?
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
the people are alive
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
It's only the 4th inning?
This game is taking forever.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hawku anyone?
that ball hit way back
stretch stretch stretch stretch stretch stretch stretch
that’s a hang woof ’em
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Should've thrown a random 'yaz' into the second line
by 3E8 on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk is nothing without a random Yaz.
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by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Oooh, can I try?
Now where was that pitch
This ump has a teacup zone
What a hiney-bird
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hungry troop?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm can't help you
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
we've been playing forever
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
Is it still the 6th inning?
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
yes unfortunately
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
he gone
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
MacDougal is pitching for the Nationals right now
Did he throw 99mph fastballs when he was with the Sox?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i blame greg walker.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
why
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
southpaw!
he’s only supposed to be behind the plate in the 5th! bastard.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
calm down
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods with his third hit tonight.
//silence
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
Intentionally walking AJ when he's swung at the 1st pitch twice.
Wheee.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
thornton is brutal.
in a good way.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
He is killing my soul.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't even give a shit who is at bat.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
nice try podsy!
almost as good as the pitch.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
That might be the worst 0-2 pitch I've ever seen.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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Slightly better, just terrible.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
when was the last time liney pitched?
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Yesterday
Threw a 35-pitch inning, or thereabouts.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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And was awful on pitch No. 1
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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I predict a 55-footer on this 0-2.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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GAH
Stupid Pena!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
That's even too positive to describe this.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Unfuckingbelievable. Oh wait...no, I saw this coming. You fucktwit, Ozzie.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
should have put wise in left.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
on pods i do
but i admitted it was an awful pitch.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
I could fuckeeng kill.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
i'll help you
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
consider freddy's mellow harshed
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Whose wasn't.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
that hit to the gap
pods pods pods pods pods pods pods
pods pods pods pods, no.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
To the Oakland offense?
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i wouldn't put it past him.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
sit down but damn pena
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
wait, how have the sox scored only 3 runs?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
"fiddle-faddling around"? really, DJ?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
thanks dj!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
fuck, the library's kicking me out soon.
I’m gonna miss the blowingitinextrainnings thing again.
I so hope gus takes the mound next.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
yum. and yes.
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
i can't wait till he's gone.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
who
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 9, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
don't ever say that
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
he'll beatyone up after he curses you out
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods is 4/5 and the Sox will still lose, and still only have 3 runs
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
So, I'm starting to think Pena really is just bad
Like Jhonny Nunez is better bad. I know he had a really god year 2 years ago, but now he looks like waiver wire material. It sucks that we’ll have to go through the extended Coop trying to fix him pain next season (otherwise known as “MacDougaling”).
I had high hopes. Sheesh.
Damn. I wanted to see the Tony Pena Ninth Inning Performance
To really see if that story only ends one way…
by hitlesswonder on Sep 9, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
now win the damn game
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
The stage is set for a walk-off bomb.
I say it’s gonna be Kotsay.
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
Needs moar walk off
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 9:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
nope
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry 'bout the site slowdown ealier but the PTB wanted to get the new SB*Nation.com launched tonight
Check it out, you’ll be impressed…
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the layout of the blogs stays the same, just sbnation changes?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Sep 9, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
sbnation becomes a constantly updating news site
I have to see it in action to really understand how it will work — they wouldn’t let us play with it before hand — but it’s a lot better than just links to the 200+ blogs that it was before
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they should make jenksy a starter.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
are you crazy?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
why can't we have ryan sweeney?
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
We do
His name is Scott Podsednik.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
This is not going to end well
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
for oakland it might.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
well i'm going to get the brandy now.
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
thirtieth of a second!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
yay no damage
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
kilby my ass.
he’s going down.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
wait a second!
pinch-hitting with the superior player? did ozzie get kicked out?
Cashing checks and having sex.
Still needs moar walk off
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 10:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
ugh Q
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
first pitch!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
"At least people go to Bulls games"
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 9, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
5-3 seems to be it. repeatedly.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
hawk seems to be particularly desparate tonight.
between the foul pop up from konerko and that soft fly ball from q!…
Cashing checks and having sex.
Sounded good off the bat
But it could be due to the empty stadium.
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do you use firefox?
someone here posted how to make it auto spell check all inputs, not just the big box. saved me many a subject line.
Egbert does the same thing
Too bad he’s righty and his fastball tops out at 90.
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nice snab by ellis.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
i luuuuuuuuv a ripe kilby.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Should have put Dotel in the 9th, no need to drag this out.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
is dotel stupid
or just dumb?
lucky cust didn’t homer there.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
toast!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
So, after Dotel gives up a run, will the Sox just treat it like a walkoff?
Or do you think they’ll bother batting in the bottom of inning?
this site is all fucked up
and shit.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
I explained why
but I really have no clue why they’re trying to launch shit in the middle of gametime… bunch of kids with a new toy, or better yet a hot new girlfriend they wanna show off to all their friends
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Who owns the whole network? Just Kos?
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 9, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
i know.
thought the trouble was ova.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
I have to give the loudmouth fan credit
He’s kept it going through the whole game with the same level of enthusiasm.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
testing.
hello?
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Paulie Paulie Paulie Paulie
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
konerko fucking pissed!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
it was the perfect hbp
konerko knew it was up to him; that jd wouldn’t do it
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Sep 9, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
"I got hit so Dye could continue sucking ass."
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 9, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
you cheated?
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
they're killing my family.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Are they gonna play till Saturday?
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 9, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh come on, .181/.280/.294 isn't that bad.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 9, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
at least he hit that one hard.
hang woof ’em.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
He turns a lot of those walks into doubles, though.
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you're mean.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
If I send mail to JD, a black man, would it be considered hate mail?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Sep 9, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
probably. especially if you address it "JD, a black man"
by Trooper on Sep 9, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh shit, I'm rolling....
Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
p.p.p.p.p.s. did dave chappelle really go crazy?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Sep 9, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Weeeeeeeeeelp
Time to hit the ole dusty trail!
…fire alarm.
They've broken the first rule of Dotel
never ask for more than 3 outs
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Sep 9, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
oakland has used 8 pitchers.
haha?
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
aj literally on fire!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
A.J.'s having a helluva game defensively.
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Nobody runs on AJ
and by nobody, I mean everybody. But on rare occasions you get the hose again
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Could still use moar walk off
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 10:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I can has walkoff homer?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Rios walk off double.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 10:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well at least he wasn't useless
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 10:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that bunt appeared awfully lucky
to me.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
hawk excited!
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Time for Wise to eclipse the rest of the team's pinch-hit total.
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Come on, DWise, be our hero
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
It's ALMOST Thursday....
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 10:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
But clearly, it's stil Wednesday
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 10:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hawk thrilled by Wise at the plate.
by expatnyc on Sep 9, 2009 10:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was the most awake I've heard him this series.
Alas.
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my family.....
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Sep 9, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
ugghhh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
It was so long ago that I don't remember
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Not Brandon Allen.
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Sep 9, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Dotel is pitching now, so obviously not him
Liney, Pena, Nunez, Thornton, Williams, Jenks….
You can immediately cast derision upon Pena/Liney. This coin flip happened to be Pena, who unlike Liney kept the damage to one run.
this is the first game i've gotten to see since the cubs' makeup.
and yet i don’t feel like i’ve missed a thing.
Cashing checks and having sex.
whoopsie doodle.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
That slo-mo replay is hilarious.
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Seriously. Somebody capture it stat.
by expatnyc on Sep 9, 2009 10:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They were as closed as a barber shot on Sunday when he was trying to catch it.
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gah
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
That guy has dynamic pipes.
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LOL
“Podsednik is over there in left field thinking ‘Thank God it wasn’t me’.”
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Ha seriously
Hard to complain about Pods when that stuff is happening.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It's kind of fun to be able to hear the stuff the fans at the game are saying to each other
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I wonder what the clubhouse thinks of Rios?
I bet his Chemistry WAR is through the roof.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
Yay for stupid A's baserunning
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
WOW
equally bad baserunning there… no, that was worse
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Octavio Dotel is a double play machine
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It was delicious
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 10:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
thank god pods was running the bases for the a's.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
Quick win.
Bbtn is nearly on
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 10:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Pods walk-off is the only way this is ending.
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Then it'll be in the 16th.
Pods looked hungover or exhausted. That new kid is keeping him apparently.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That grounder was tailor made for a Punto slide.
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"I love it when you analyze."
“Well… It’s late.”
by expatnyc on Sep 9, 2009 10:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
We're all so busy writing off this season...
Let’s just pretend Rios hasn’t played for us. Let’s pretend he is the sum of his numbers, he has some undisclosed brain injury making him forget how to play baseball for half a year.
It’ll make us all feel better, and root for that erstwhile orphan wandering in CF who clearly can’t be Alex BlueJayJesus Rios.
You can hear every fan with perfect clarity.
by expatnyc on Sep 9, 2009 10:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
OVAHHHHHHHH
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
yay?
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
lol I was thinking that too
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Finally!
Fuck you A’s!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Side note: In listening to the A's broadcast they were railing on Ozzie for pulling Thorndog
saying how when a guy’s pitching as well as Matt was pitching, it’s a small moral victory when the manager pulls him.
I agree that it was a questionable move by Ozzie, but I understand that the bottom line is Pena didn’t get the job done.
Oh well, all a moot point now.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Hey -- great baserunning.
Alexei made the right decision.
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Yes.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Sep 9, 2009 11:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
smooth alexei.
real smooth.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
what a sucky game.
hey rios, you need to cinch it up, hunker down, bow your neck, bristle up, and be any kind of hitter. you're making me look like an idiot.
And Eric Patterson is Ken Griffey Jr.
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This game reminded me that commercial.
Pena = Mahoney
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Sep 9, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
Though Linebrink is the true Mahoney
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Sep 9, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Linebrink has eclipsed Mahoney
he is his own meme/entity
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I'm off to bed
Going to Philly this weekend and I gotta get up early. Catch you guys next week.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
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