Why Is there a generational difference in Cub-hating by White Sox fans?
So this morning it's 4 AM and I'm standing out in below-freezing temps waiting for the Disney marathon to begin at 5:40. God exists, as He puts 2 ex-Chicagoans next to me in Corral B. Rick is 63 years old, originally from the South Side, and has run 35 marathons, the latest in 3:40 (which I did not beat today). He currently lives outside of Phoenix, amidst "way too many Cub fans". His wife is also a die-hard Sox fan. He thinks it's a good year when the Cubs lose, even if the Sox suck, as long as the Sox win more. He said all this with a smile and a twinkle in his eye, as he knew this fellow Sox fan felt the same way.
Chicagoan #2 (didn't get his name for soon-to-be obvious reasons) is turning 52 (nice age) and was trying for a 3:40 himself. He moved to FL 10 years ago but maintains his loyalty to the Cubs. He related that his brother was a huge Sox fan and smiled when describing the rivalry.
So, you ask, who gives a shit? Me. What we all had in common was a fervent belief that you could NOT be fans of both teams if you were from Chicago. You have to choose. And when you choose, you choose not only to die on your team's hill, but to strafe the other team. That's the Chicago way as I learned it.
Yet many of you you YPOS' feel differently, perhaps not supportin the Evil Ones, but exhibiting no emnity towards them, either. I've read your coments during the Interleague Series, and it troubles me. And this OPOS wants to know: What changed? Where's the (good-natured) hate? Where's the brother v. brother Civil War-esque attitude?
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i save my hatred for things that matter.
like the elderly, jews, women and cats.
by larry on Jan 10, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
so, by that logic-
You love Young, Gentile, Male Dogs.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 12:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope- the doctorate was in obscure cult film references of the 1980's...
Ask me anything about Big Trouble in Little China, Blue Velvet, The Thing or Videodrome, and I will Amaze and Confound you!
Plus, I got it from a Rolling Stone magazine ad…
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
You think Blue Velvet's obscure?
Tell the folks at Blockbuster hi for me.
I think that Any David Lynch film is a Cult film...
I dont think it is obscure like Killer Klowns from Outer Space or Toxic Avenger 3 (the last temptation of Toxie), no.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Those aren't obscure, either
Combat Shock is an obscure 80s cult movie. Or China Girl. Or Larry’s fave: Nekromantik.
So, to be obscure, it must be seen by less than 1000 people?
What do you regard as obscure- only Home Movies of George Lucas’s 2nd cousin?
Any Troma Film is obscure.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
Au Contrere... (or, deadhorse flagellation)
In the film business, box office is king.
In Baseball, your Won/Loss record is king.
Therefore, a Small/Miniscule box office = The Washington Nationals. Small, insignificant, and obscure.
Critical reception and a passionate fan base = HR, SV, WAR, and the rest.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 12, 2010 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Are you going to the Fantasy camp this week? I'm jealous I'd like to go one year.
Kenwo4life=ratings
you'll need to grow some pubes first
;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
Next year.
Ran a marathon today. Not conducive for fanatasy camp this week. Are you going next year (and leaving your newborn behind)?
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
i think its too rich for my blood at this point
but i’d love to go. it is for 30 and over right? this is my first year of eligibility.
Kenwo4life=ratings
i'll fuck around and get invited to ST.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 11, 2010 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
It's around $3700, you piker.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Jan 11, 2010 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
holy shit, that's some serious dough
think what that would turn into if invested in an educational fund over 10 years. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
LOL.
The last 10 years: $3600. ;)
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Jan 11, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
Shoot me over 12%.
OK, KenWo, pony up the GD $4100, fer Chrissakes. I want to SEE those championships in motion.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
given the gun ownership rates down there, "shoot me over 12%" might end up being wu's last words.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jan 11, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
in order to spend that
id have to let my wife bang jordan knight. i wonder if he’s free :)
Kenwo4life=ratings
Well I'll give you a proper answer
Initially I was wholly indifferent to the Cubs. From the ages 5 until maybe 11, I probably would have cheered for the Cubs if they were in the playoffs and the Sox weren’t. (Cheer as in when checking the box score the day after and hoping the Cubs had won…not actively watching and cheering for them).
Somewhere around when I was 11/12 years old other kids started to “follow” sports. When I say follow it was more like parroting their parents beliefs. I grew up in the northwest suburbs so all this parroting, of course, revolved around the Cubs. It was nearly impossible to try to have an intelligent conversation. I still remember saying that Belle and Thomas are both better than any other hitter on the Cubs and being met with “Nu-uh, Mark Grace is better than both of them, right so and so?” Any argument that cast an ill light upon the Cubs was instantly deemed invalid due to the sheer number of Cubs fans. My assertion about Thomas and Belle was wrong because Tommy Snot-nose’s 6 friends are all also Cubs fans and 7 people know better than 1 person.
1998 was when Cubs’ fans became truly detestable. Stupid roiding Sosa “saved” baseball. This just pulled out more fair weather fans and more people running their trap about shit they didn’t know. This was the first time that I actively started rooting against the Cubs. I wanted them to fail and more than anything else I was begging for Mig Mac to out roid, erm, out homer Sosa.
Over the years my hate for the Cubs grew, not because of any sort of feeling toward the club itself, but solely because of the fans. If the Cubs lost, I wouldn’t be hassled. If the Sox had a better record than the Cubs I could state this fact and no matter how many people were ganging up on me for liking the Sox they would have no ammunition.
Even though I hated the Cubs, I didn’t antagonize Cubs fans. Again, I didn’t want to be bothered. 2003 was different though. That was fucking awesome. That and I felt somebody had to stick up for Bartman cuz, well, we all know why.
The couple years after that led to my most heated arguments with Cubs’ fans. Then the glory of 2005 happened…let’s all take a moment to savor its awesomeness…okay, cool. After that when anybody gave me crap all it took was a quip about 1908. If the other person was an actual fan, they were stung by the comment and really couldn’t continue arguing; if the other person was oblivious to the significance of that date then I simply derided them for being a fair weather fan who didn’t know shit about the team they claim to follow.
Since 2005, I’ve probably mellowed on my Cubs hate. Part of it may be being out in Los Angeles for school so I don’t encounter asshole Cubs’ fans. Part of it, though, is because I’m more secure in my Sox fandom. I still silently root against the Cubs in every endeavor they undertake, I have adopted the Cardinals as the team I would like to have succeed in the NL just so I have some sort of interest invested in the NL, and I still revel in the fact that more than a century has passed since the Cubs have been able to bring home a World Series victory. All of that though is kept inside. I don’t bring this up to Cubs fans. I don’t antagonize them. If I come across one, I’ll simply inform them that I am in fact a loyal Sox fan and leave it at that.
No matter what, I’ll take solace in four numbers: 2005, 1908, 5, 90…the first two are obvious. The latter two are the number of years and amount of money left on Soriano’s contract.
CLIFF’S NOTES VERSION: I used to be indifferent to the Cubs. Then asshole, ignorant Cubs’ fans started getting on my nerves so I started actively rooting against and hating the Cubs. Atfter 2005, I’ve mellowed out and don’t really care that much about the Cubs. They are insignificant, though I still will silently root against them.
There ya go WU
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jan 10, 2010 4:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
yah
i thought WU would like an actual response so i overcompensated for the lack of responses
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
(Shifts uncomfortably in the back row.)
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Dear god, I need to set aside reading this for my lunch break.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2010 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
and you still wouldn't finish it.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 11, 2010 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
haha, uhh, pot meet kettle
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 11, 2010 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
uhhhhh There's the humor in my comment.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2010 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
And another thing
part of the perhaps perceived generational difference is that there is no longer the AL-NL rivalry of your generation WU.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
whenever anyone says they like both the sox and cubs,
they are either a goddamn cubs fan or not really a baseball fan. no true white sox fan could ever root for the cubs.
by mick10 on Jan 10, 2010 4:39 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
i agree that no true sox fan can root for the cubs, but on the flipside
i think cubs fans could root for the sox because they’re pussy sell outs
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 10, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
That's the truth, RUTH!!
…What I perceive to be a truth, at least.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2010 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
i think the hatred still exists and I dont really see where you are getting this opinion.
in ’03 i tried to root for the home team, figuring my 5 years absence from cook county could soften the edges and let me root just for the city, plus I liked to watch Mark Prior pitch. He was really good. I tried to be a baseball fan first, Sox fan second. Then they started to choke, and the real me came out, I was cracking up laughing, literally jumping up and down with excitement as Alou, Gonzales and company shit the bed. Fuck the Cubs.
What were you thinking?!
I couldn’t, in my wildest dream, imagine myself ever rooting for them. Next you’re gonna tell me that you wore a Cub hat.
FTC
Forgive me for liking our World Series MVP
I forgot his VORPWAROPS is low and therefore he is an asshole.
-billyok
I have my answer.
AC/DC gus. ;) Seriously, read the last threads from the Sox/Cubs games. Just as many posts about how it’s no big deal any more as “FTC”.
Oh, and FTC and FNS.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Sox + Cubs = Morons being loud
So, yeah.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I can relate Guster, I fell along those same lines.
It was actually the Cubs’ 03 collapse that pulled me back into baseball. So I have them to thank for that.
There was a sizable gap from my early teen years to my mid-twenties where I lost all interest in baseball (thank you 1994). But when the buzz was building in 03 I kept an eye on the Cubs as they took care of Atlanta and seemed to be handling Florida. Then as the great collapse started to unfold, old feelings of loathing started bubbling back to the surface and in 2004 I found myself working a night job where all I could do to fill the hours was listen to White Sox games on the radio (Oh Rooney how we miss you).
So Dusty, Moises, Randall, Mark and Kerry, thanks for that.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
this, yes.
I was at the bartman game. i wasn’t all gung ho, but i was with a big cub fan that goes to sox games with me and it was exciting baseball, so i didn’t really think about it. when bartman happened and then they choked, it all clicked — i had a sense of joy and relief. and seeing the misery in everyone’s eyes was icing on the cake.
BTW, how timely is this subject matter?
http://cbs2chicago.com/sports/chicago.cubs.white.2.1416015.html
FTC.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
mob action sucker punching bitches.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 11, 2010 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
this is why i dont hate the cubs
because i cant think of anything more meaningless to spend 6 months in jail over than a sports argument
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jan 11, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure if it is an indictment of Cub Fans or Inlaws...
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
I fucking hate cubs fans, especially the frattie dbag ones
The team not as much. I think the 05 win kinda tempered things down a little on the South Side.
I cannot root for the Cubs ever. If they are ever in the World Series (not likely) I will root against them (but keep mostly quiet about it).
Them being bad at baseball makes them hard to hate I think..
They bring their fans so much misery, I don’t mind the players. The fans I could do without.. I just don’t know how a fan base can talk so much shit on a consistent basis, when their team never wins. Ever. You would think they would be a more humble group.
Any team with that big a fan base though, is full of complete douche bags who are just latching on because it’s the cool thing to do: Yankees, Cubs, Red Sox, Cowboys, Patriots, Bulls, Bears, Notre Dame, etc… all shitty fans, and I’m a fan of the Bulls and Bears.
It’s just how it is though, people that don’t really know or care about sports are going to root for the most well known teams, because they are the only teams they hear about. So once you reach that elite level of popularity, you’re fan base becomes annoying as shit to real sports fans.
I’m sure most of you noticed a douchey Sox Fan or two that was never a Sox fan before, around 2005. I still remember how I finished the semester that spring as one of the only guys who would wear a Sox hat, came back after the summer and the entire class would be full of people with Sox gear on. It’s these asshats that make up the part of the Cub fan base that neither Cubs fans who are true baseball fans nor Sox fans really want to be associated with, outside of taking their money at the gate. These are the “frattie Dbag” fans that I think we all hate. Unfortunately for the Cubs they play in a place surrounded by Frattie Dbag types and a hundred bars for them to go to, so they retain the majority of this type of fan.
Similar to 815 though, once 2005 happened, I just didn’t care as much, we had won. They still sucked, that was enough. If they ever do make the World Series, I will quietly suffer and root against them, as I look for a new job in Idaho. Living in the neighborhood after a World Series victory would be unbearable.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 11, 2010 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
I fucking hate the cubs and their jagoff fans.
I refuse to go drinking anywhere near Wrigleyville because I know as soon as i get there I’m going to be pissed off because I am in that god forsaken area. Even in the south suburbs if a bar openly supports the cubs there is no shot I am going there (Old Tinley Pub for one)…. I enjoy yelling out my car window “Cubs suckkkkkkkkk” if someone is walking down the street in a cubs hat or shirt or whatever no matter what their age is. I don’t like the Bears for multiple reasons- 1 being they played in Wrigley. I refuse to put my baseball differences aside and cheer for the same football team as them. I don’t care if we win 15 world series and they finish in last every year my hatred for them will not wane.
I do, however, sometimes like some of their players and secretly wish we had them. Jody Davis, Andre Dawson, George Bell (that one year), Sammy Sosa (I liked him on the Sox), Carlos Zambrano and Alfonso Soriano jump out as examples. However, i take joy in their suckage as well… like when Zambrano blows up or Soriano swings at a pitch 3 feet outside… i love it… but i’d take either of them if it were an option (and they didn’t have those ridiculous contracts).
In order I hate
1. The fans
2. The park
3. The neighborhood
4. The logo
5. The players.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jan 10, 2010 11:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
of course
Ryan Sandberg, Mark Grace (though i like his work in the booth), Rick Sutcliffe, Greg Maddux, Kerry Wood, Mark Prior and that jagoff Ron Santo can all jump off a bridge.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jan 10, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks KenWo
Glad to hear that I’m not the only one who yells “Cubs suck!” out of my car window at people wearing Cub gear.
Or a Cubs suck! sneeze if I see one in line at the grocery store.
They are the bane of my existence.
Forgive me for liking our World Series MVP
I forgot his VORPWAROPS is low and therefore he is an asshole.
-billyok
There's something worse about Cubs "fans" outside of Chicago.
Every time I see one, I cringe in his/her direction and think,
This guy’s either some tourist fuck who thought it would be cool to buy a Cubs hat…
or this guy’s a Cubs fan.
Either way, I hate this guy.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2010 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't care
I have enough problems in my life – so why worry about the Cubs?
The anti-Cub thing is the most annoying part of being a Sox fan. I hate dodging the dozens of land-manatees lumbering up the ramps at USCF wearing a BARTMAN Sox jersey with a “World’s Largest Gay Bar” shirt underneath.
That’s what attracted me to this site in the first place. You guys talk White Sox baseball, not I HAT TEH CUBZ LOL!!1111. As far as I know – no one’s counting the words in Sox/Cubs newspaper stories and then writing a massive online screed about how the Tribune, the RAND corportaion, the reverse vampires, and the saucer people are conspiring against the Chicago White Sox.
Yes – the frat boys and the weepy martyrs (“one day my Cubbies will win before I die”) are irritiating. But most honest to God Cubs fans find them irritating too.
Common ground. Find it.
BTW – I watched Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS at Hooligans bar in Milwaukee. Around the 8th inning, I had enough tall Tanquerays and tonic to say “a Cubs World Series would be good for Chicago.” Then Luis Castillo hit a foul ball into the seats in the left field corner, and the rest is history.
by 67WMAQ on Jan 11, 2010 7:38 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
tanqueray and tonic?
you’re a goddamn cubs fan for sure.
by mick10 on Jan 11, 2010 8:46 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That was the cocktail of choice at the time - I have since moved on to Manhattans
Or MacAllan scotch.
macallen 12 > macallen 18 imo
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 11, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
He also works for WMAQ, fer Chrissakes, on the public airwaves.
Can’t rock that boat. “Everyone is GREAT! I love CHICAGO!”
Taking money makes you evil.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Jan 11, 2010 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
Tanqueray and tonics are fucking awesome
they’ve never lead me to say “a Cubs World Series would be good for Chicago” though.
67WMAQ, did you go with lime or lemon in your gin and tonics?
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
Lime
I’m not kidding, the Bartman/Alou deal happened right after I said a Cubs World Series would be good for the city. Hilarity ensued.
That's fucking awesome
I’d like to say the two are related, as I’m sure you would as well. Coincidence is a mother ;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
The umbrella is a nice touch
and I like your table, did you get that at IKEA?
;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
haha, dude where you been?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 11, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
busy busy busy
how are things?
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
busy good busy i hope
same here, i leave in TWO weeks..yikes
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 11, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
good busy indeed
have you started packing yet?
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
good news!
i did a practice run with packing the other day, and luckily i’m not fucked, all my clothes fit in a large suitcase. porno mags and bongs will be left on the curbside if you want to fly out to boston.
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 12, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
i agree with this
the anti-cub sentiment is mostly annoying. living in champaign for almost a quarter of my life and having mostly sox friends means i don’t have to deal with the cub fans as much as many of you, so maybe i’d hate them more if i had to deal with it on a day in, day out basis.
i’d prefer they lose, but am probably more apathetic than anything.
We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro
go green
you deserve it!

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
More importantly
How’d you run? At least you got good (marathoning) weather — Disney is usually too hot for most.
Make sure you take a nice long time off. At least a full week with no running, and preferably two. I’ve just finished my two-weeks-off-two-weeks-light-jogging recovery period, so I’m trying to figure out what to do before the twins get here (can’t really plan after early April). I’m thinking maybe take a few months to work on 5ks/10ks — I’d love to get my “second running career” PRs into the low 17s and high 37s.
...first hearty laugh of the day.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2010 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
why the hell are you posting at 5AM?
You crazy, girlfriend.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
? Maybe 5 AM in Hawaii...
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Nice color.
Also note that if you turn it upside down, then you can fit Larry’s wife, mother and two sisters on it.
by BridgeportJoe on Jan 11, 2010 10:42 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Reply Fial
Everyone know that larry was spawned from a pod

There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for asking.
Effin’ cold (20) but once the waiting was over it was not bad. But because I was so anxious to warm up I blew through the first half at 1:44+ (and had told my wife I’d start at an 8:30 pace). Yeah, Joe, your typed words were on my eyeballs and yet I could NOT slow it down. I was feeling really good, already figuring what I was going to type on this site (Jesse Jackson’s “QUALIFIED!!!” came to miind.) I was rehearsing the whole spiel.
You know the rest. Hit the wall around mile 18. 4:00:00. Not even a “3” at the beginning. I suck. (Still my fastest in 5 years, but so what?) But here’s the funny part. I can barely walk or stand up today (I think I have a stress fracture in my foot, and my lower back is always an adventure), yet my wife says last night “You need to run Tampa (end of next MONTH) and qualify for Boston).” Effin Jews – push, push, push.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Jan 11, 2010 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Been there, done that
At Boston in 2006, I was significantly undertrained and went approximately 1:31/1:45. Not fun. Funny thing is, the first half felt a lot better than the first half of the 1:31/1:36 I had run several months before. (And they both felt a lot better than the second half of the 1:26/1:31 I just ran, though that’s to be expected.)
Your wife’s crazy, especially because Boston is already full for 2010, and it doesn’t upen up for 2011 until the summer. Take some time off and run Cleveland in May or Grandma’s in June.
by BridgeportJoe on Jan 11, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
I agree.
With both suggestions/assertions. Thanks for the feedback.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
sounds like plantar fasciitis to me.
just stretch it out and rub some dirt on it.
by mick10 on Jan 11, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I have a fiery hatred towards the Cubs, but I feel like I've mellowed out since my teens, when I used to enjoy being a part of the hateful atmosphere. Especially being in WA, I am able to ignore them all the more.
I still hate the Cubs and their wanker tourist fans.
I still consider 2003 one of the greatest seasons ever – both for the playoff choke and Sosa’s corked bat (great, great day).
I will never root for them to win a World Series, unless they are playing the Twins.
But I just don’t care as much. In the same way I don’t really care for any NL teams.
Fuck ’em.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
um, about that.
if we are ever given the same unholy premise that mets fans got this year in a twins/cubs series, you bet your ass i’d be cheering on the puntofuckers. rather it come from the division and celebrated away from chicago than the alternative.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jan 11, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
I hope to never be put in the situation. I really feel like I would just observe painfully no matter what the outcome. "root" was a strong word. ;)
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Short Answer: The 2005 World Series
Before the Sox won, all they had going for them was that they were better than the Cubs. When you aren’t successful, you take solace in being more successful than the guy next door.
By winning the Series, the Sox no longer needed to compare themselves. They had real success to take pride in. The Cubs went from being the point of comparison to being just another loser.
by joewho112 on Jan 11, 2010 11:13 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
I think this sums it up nicely
the Cubs have always been funny. it’s just that Sox fans can laugh without that hint of desperation now.
"It's good to let your hair lie fallow every so often."
rec'd
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2010 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
That being said
If neither team wins by 2015, I’d probably start to move back to the old CubSuck mentality
eh i was fine with the whole "we won the world series so it doesn't matter anymore" thing
until Rob Mackowiak misplayed 7,000 flyballs in center field in 2006. then i got back to reality. 2005 was a long time ago. As Da Coach once said “you live in the past you die in the past”.
Kenwo4life=ratings
and yet you listen to 80s and 90s music exclusively.
by e-gus on Jan 11, 2010 11:19 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
heh
well i’ll buy dr dre’s cd if it ever comes out? haha… music is different though dammit.
Kenwo4life=ratings
i always thought it was funny
that ditka said that – he’s been milking the 85 team and his celebrity as coach of the bears for quite a while
We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro
The Image of Ditka milking Suhey, Butler and the rest of the Shuffling Crew
has been burned into my frontal lobe now…
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 12, 2010 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
Don't you hate the Bears Kenny?
And nothing screams living in the past than living to the mustachioed tomato.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 12, 2010 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
argh, *listening*
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 12, 2010 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
love when i get to do this....

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
I personally have no problem with the cub's organization... they keep me entertained.
what i do have a problem with is their loud mouth fans. I believe it was 2004 when they were penciled into the world series pre ST. My buddies and I were leaving a bar after the cubs blew their playoff chances.The heckling began, when all of the sudden, one of the cub fans spit at us. A southside mop-up ensued. Moral of the story? Don’t talk shit cub fans, even with numbers we will still DESTROY you.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 11, 2010 11:39 AM CST reply actions
FUEL THE HATE WU!
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 11, 2010 11:42 AM CST reply actions
sOMEONE HAS 2!
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Jan 11, 2010 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
If BCB didn't exist, I wouldn't have to hate the Cubs.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 11, 2010 11:45 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
This.
Until I went there to see how they felt about the Milton Bradley – Carlos Silva trade, I’d never really paid much attention to it. What a god awful place.
Half the members of this board would be banned from that soft ass, chemistry loving, stats hating, no profanity message board in a week. Anytime your fan base is happy about trading Milton Bradley for Carlos Silva, you know something has gone terribly wrong.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 11, 2010 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Agreed....
The delusional perspectives over there is rather vomit-inducing. I’m convinced if any one of them had a terminal disease with no chance of a cure, they would immediate find a positive and elaborate on how it will make them better.
by Big Ed Walsh on Jan 11, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
And then do a photo series
Of what they looked like before they got sick.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 11, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
LMAO
They end up posting a collection of their appearances during the early-mid stages of the inevitable demise and then somehow begin to speak fondly of it as if its something for all who have said disease to cherish….
by Big Ed Walsh on Jan 11, 2010 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
and the problem is its not even fun to read!
not even for schadenfreude purposes! most other SBN sites are fun to peruse after the sox win, but never BCB. ITs baffling to me.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jan 11, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed..
Fan’s misery in signings, losses, trades, etc.. usually make for fun times for a passerby. Most fan bases, ours included, have blogs that make for good reading when things are going terribly, as people start cursing the world.
Cubs fans are just so sad, there is no humor in sadness. There are no pictures of train wrecks, no FNS’s.. just depression and never ending misplaced hope. Everything has to be so positive and pro-cub over there, they can’t just embrace their futility and make a joke of it when things go poorly.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 11, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
I dont know if it is their Sadness, or their Obliviousness.
The have a unique ability to not see how pathetic they are- Like the german population during WWII… Just sheep following orders without really questioning.
They feel that since they belong to the Church of Wrigley, Papal Infallability applies.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
The result of drunk driving I'm sure...

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Jan 11, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Dont be Hating on Wrigley...
It is a great place to watch the Cardinals win…
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 12:16 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, the one team with an even dumber set of fans than the Cubs.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 11, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Cards fans, at least in STL, are fairly knowledgeable,
in my experience. Not yours?
Of course, they hate Indians.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Jan 11, 2010 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Tons of St. Louis(ians?) at Loyola, all of them grade-A assbags.
Now there’s a fanbase that actively cares more about another team’s failures than their own success.
Also, I have a BuehrleMan/Nick Swisher level of dislike for anything related to St. Louis.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 11, 2010 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
They spend an inordinate amount of time talking about high school.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jan 11, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
"You live in the past you die in the past"
-KenWo
;-)
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Jan 12, 2010 8:55 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Yes. Recc yes. :)
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 12, 2010 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
En fuego, Hazy.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
I felt it was time I started contributing something around here.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
link=
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
WU- Congrats on the 4 hour mark- better than my last Chicago Marathon time, but..
I have an issue with your premise: “I met two OPOS and we hate the Cubs, and I observe YPOS’s dont”
Got any data to support that argument- your statistic sampling methods based on chance encounters in FL are askew. I see Cub-Hate alive and well in Gen X,Y,Z.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 12:27 PM CST reply actions
I mentioned where I saw it - during last years' Interleague Gamethreads.
And if you read the commentary (and do a little demographic cross-reference) you’ll see the younger ones tend to be less hateful. It’s the wussification of our Men. Chrissakes, at least HSA still musters up the hate.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Jan 11, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm...
My disdain for the Cubs comes and goes. Living in the Bay Area, I’m not exposed to many Cub fans, but when I see someone with Cubs paraphernalia, a sense of disgust emerges within me.
I actively rooted against them during the 2003 playoffs and was the only person cheering (loudly, mind you) at the bar when the Marlins won the final game of that series. That shithole was packed with Cubs and Red Sox fans, enough said. After the game, someone asked if I was a fan of the Marlins, and I responded “No, I’m a White Sox fan”. The look on their face was absolutely priceless.
That being said, I agree with 67WMAQ and his land-manatee comment. I don’t spend a whole lot of time or energy on the Cubs, and certainly wouldn’t spend money to root against them through t-shirts. For me, it’s more of something that comes from within when provoked.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
I sported a beat up marlins hat that I had worn years previously as a 16 year old little leaguer
to a bar on 127 and ridgeland for game 7 of the cubs vs. marlins…… sports time? game time? something like that…. me and my boy ( who happened to work in the WWE a few years later under the name Armando Alejandro Estrada) were the only people to cheer against the cubs. We just got a bunch of fuck you’s thrown our way… nobody tried anything more than that.
Kenwo4life=ratings
2003
in the hours before the bartman game, my friend left a message on my answering machine (they still existed then) teasing me because the cubs were on verge of entering the series. i kept that message on my machine for my own amusement, and i’m glad i did. not only did they fall apart, but i played it back to my friend over the phone (surprised him of course) a few weeks later.
revenge is a dish best served cold.
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 11, 2010 12:57 PM CST reply actions
those bumper stickers are gay. no matter who or what evil calvin is pissing on.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
metoo.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 13, 2010 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
ok old man.
Enjoy your free ‘35000 posts!’ pin you will get sometime this afternoon.
"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller
HSA
is giving her pin away?
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 13, 2010 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
I was told e-gus provides a "service".
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
you must hate the Cubs
You think their fans are bad now, imagine if they ever won a title. I never realized how obnoxious Red Sox fans were until 2004. Seriously, I dont even like to imagine it.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
I found RedSawks fans far, far more annoy Pre WS, than Post....
Now they are just another city’s annoying fan base (Seattle, NY, etc). They cant do the “Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda” game and curse Bill Buckner till they die. Nothing special about em, anymore. Heck- I even like Dennis Leary now!
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
you must not have been in the center field bleachers
this past summer at fenway when contreras melted down like i was. fuck those people.
Kenwo4life=ratings
red sox fans are obnoxious to a degree
but a far bigger proportion of their fans are knowledgeable (a lot of them know their stats) about the game, their team, and their rivals. i rooted for them in ’04 because how could you not?? that comeback in the ALCS is the greatest of all time IMO.
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 11, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
it was mutual... they rooted for us in 05'.
yet cub fans still wear cub jersey’s with B hats? Wonder if Bahstin would have been cheering for the cubs? I never see red sox fans wearing cub hats…
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
"how could you not?"
Uh, because their fans are douche bags. I understand you were in Boston, caught up in the moment and shit, but I can’t root for those fuck wads.
The Red Sox fan base had (and still has) this sense of entitlement that every baseball fan that isn’t a die-hard Yankees fan is a Red Sox fan second. Fuck that shit, they can go rot in hell…but send us their front office and payroll ;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
Couldn't have said it better....
Felt great watching our Pale Hose do in their Carmines back in ’05!
by Big Ed Walsh on Jan 14, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
They will never, ever win anything
Forgive me for liking our World Series MVP
I forgot his VORPWAROPS is low and therefore he is an asshole.
-billyok
i think i disagree with your premise.
my perception is that there is more hatred now than in the past. years ago the cubs were just lovable losers and their stadium was not overrun by a bunch of fucking idiots. i don’t know if they were more popular than the sox until they were on wgn every game starting when? sometime in the early 60’s?
personally, my dislike for them started growing in the late 90’s, was tempered by winning the world series, but has been growing again over the last few years. i would be perfectly happy if they never won another game. (although 2003 was tremendous, i’d rather not see them get that close again. makes me nervous.)
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
This is why my premise has validity.
Many of you started hating them in the ’90’s, or after 2003, or whatever. In them thar olden days you chose up sides quickly and every passing year just increased the vitriol. If you’re not a lifelong hater, you’re doing it wrong.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
We were told everybody is a winner growing up WU..
Give us some time to get jaded by the real world you OPOS, we’ll get it together as soon as we move out of our mom’s basements. Or just have them live and work with Cubs fans.. that was really all it took for me to go from indifferent to enjoying Cubs losses.
The giant poster board of the NL Central standings / World Series Countdown some Cubs fan had put together, that I had to deal with in my office last year, that was just too much. Nothing made me happier then when someone had to go in there and raise the win count for the Cardinals, outside of the day they took it down, when their playoff hopes were finally put to an end. It’s that kind of crap that will make you hate an entire fan base.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 11, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
unlike you, most of us grew up watching closet communist sympathizers on sesame street
everybody’s a winner
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 11, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
your theory as to when 'we' started our dislike of the Cubs is unfounded.
My grade school arguments were Ozzie is better than Dunston and later Frank is better than Sandberg and Grace combined. The line was always in the sand.
I asked my dad why he was watching the Cubs one time(something I will do now for lack of other games on) and he replied he was a Harry Carey fan, which to this day stands up as an acceptable answer IMHO.
When I do it now, my wife will come home and say “what are you watching the Cubs for?”
To which I reply “Im watching the Astros*.”
- or whoever they are playing
wu, if you're teaching your shorty to share, reading her the lorax, you're unknowingly indoctorinating her already!
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 12, 2010 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
I am onboard here:
If you’re not a lifelong hater, you’re doing it wrong.
They can have my hate when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
"their stadium was not overrun by a bunch of fucking idiots"
just the unemployed.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Best Irish Song Ever...
South Side Irish:
“We have two teams we Root for… The Go Go White Sox,
And whoever plays the Cubs!
Cause we are south side irish, irish to the core,
from bridgeport to beverly, midway to south shore.."
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 5:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah -- the only people that can reach the level of douchey Cub fans are douchey south-side Sox "fans"
as anyone who has interacted with people from the south side can attest to, I’m not really sure these folks are fans, at least when compared to the asshole Cub fan in the Ryan Theriot player-T. The few times I’ve gone to games with these folks, it’s consisted of drinking (fair enough) and yelling, not in a “genuine interest in your team” type of way but rather in a “Hey! Look at me!” manner. One of the more awkward and dumb things that usually happens is walking out of US Cellular after a Sox loss and having a dickhead in a green (yeah! Ireland woohoo!) White Sox-T yell, “at least the Cubs lost.”
That’s not to say I’m completely immune or above this. I won’t likely root for the Cubs ever in my lifetime. In any case I try not to pretend that Sox fans are, in the wider sense, any less ‘douchey’ than Cubs fans. It’s just that the Cubs have a lot more “fans” so interaction with them is much more frequent.
I propose a douche off
In this corner – Chad, Dakotah, and Dunny of Lakeview vs. Denny, Dan, and the Beezer from Beverly.
Whoever wins – we lose.
by 67WMAQ on Jan 12, 2010 6:47 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
I think that was my dad.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Jan 14, 2010 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
JoDEE! JoDEE! JoDEE!
/shudders in horror
by The Actual El Guapo on Jan 11, 2010 5:13 PM CST reply actions
Ugh, a friend of mine just referred to Dumpster as "Demmy."
The pervasive cuteness and naivete of their fans is just so fucking nauseating. They’re the kinds of people who have heroes. Whee, Go Cubbies! Yay Sammy! Wait til next year! Seriously, grow the fuck up. There’s no tooth fairy. Santa’s a fat alcoholic with 5 DUI’s (or Lou Piniella).
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole
It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe. That game 1, 2007 NLDS sit-on-our-hands non-rooting embarrassment was the most piss-poor fan performance in sporting history. That their dumbfuck team gave the pathetic showing their fans deserved was the most poetic outcome I’ve witnessed in my 34 years. Never before has a team and their fans so rightly received a first round sweep.
The Cub-hate is strong in this Gen-X South Sider. Chicago’s pervasive Cub-funk demands it. FTC. FTC!!!!
The Twins too!
by Steveski on Jan 11, 2010 7:06 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
Excellent.
Forgive me for liking our World Series MVP
I forgot his VORPWAROPS is low and therefore he is an asshole.
-billyok
bwaha!
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 12, 2010 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
perfect
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Jan 17, 2010 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
Love this!!!!
"It is obvious the Patriots souls are on lease - any day now Satan will rise up to New England - kick Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett, and David Ortiz in their luck filled testicles - and turn that area into his personal vacation home here on earth.-Rzayo 24, week one.
"Everybody in that room should be embarrassed. If they’re not embarrassed, they got the wrong job or they’re stealing money from baseball."-Ozzie Guillen 8/28/09
OK, I get that I post usually fluff no one but me gives a shit about,
and I get that I have the lowest rec’d post/total posts ratio. And I don’t ask for props, since none are usualy deserved. But this thread has 7 greenies, great emotion, and seems to generate good response during a cold, cold winter. Not ONE of you motherfuckers will put the 3rd rec on this? (HSA, you are SO exempt. As I tell my 7 year-old girls, " Boys are goofballs.")
Fer Chrissakes.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
by winningugly on Jan 12, 2010 6:34 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
must be tough finding sand for your vag underneath all that snow
there’s your 3rd rec.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jan 12, 2010 6:42 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, I rec every cartoon you send up.
Of course, you are actually funny.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
are you sure you arent a Cubs fan?
that begging for a rec was WEAK!
Less is more wu. Scale your posts back by 25% and maybe some quality will show through, thus, more greenies.
"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller
You are on record numerous times, gus.
Like Homer says, it’s not that I’m not listening, it’s that I don’t care.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
OK old man.
Wear that 35000 posts! pin with pride after you hit that milestone sometime this afternoon.
I think thats when you are supposed to rotate the tires or something like that.
"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller
Not for an OPOS.
(How’s your wife doing? Pretty soon you will become a man….)
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
oooooh
iseewhatyoudidthere
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Ibetyoudid.
You and KenWo.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
by winningugly on Jan 14, 2010 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Nah
She’s “nesting” right now.
Translation: Paces around the apartment talking to her sister in Milwaukee while moving our junk from one room to another and then back again.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
well sir, considering i was 1 of 3 to rec this..
i have control over your green status ;P
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
*before you started whining like a little whiney bitch cub fan.
fixed ;)
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 12, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
shilling for a rec gets you a rec :)
Good comedy. Now why dont you start crying for editor status? oh wait that been beaten like larry’s dead horse.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
I do have some pride.
Not much, as I am married, but some. And I know my limitations – my writing sucks compared to most on this site.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
I was an original rec'r of this thread. Of course.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 13, 2010 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
if recs were little cards with your 'business' number on them
you’d be an idol to every kid that works the strip in vegas.
i can never get that SNAP right with flicking index cards. how do they do it?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jan 13, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Another possibility
I think that it’s way more common for whippersnapper Sox fans to have grown up around Cubs fans than it was for you OPOSs. I grew up in the western burbs, so pretty much everyone I knew took their allegiances from where their parents grew up. It’s a lot harder to let that hate fester when you aren’t surrounded exclusively by other Sox fans.
Add to that the fact that so many of us end up moving to the North Side (we’re from the suburbs and are thus afraid of minorities), and it’s a different experience.
Of course, this is all anecdotal and might be completely off-base.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Jan 14, 2010 10:38 AM CST reply actions
finally, we agree on something. you are completely off-base.
by mick10 on Jan 14, 2010 11:17 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
LOL.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
by winningugly on Jan 14, 2010 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Have to disagree here
While I did the Suburbs to Northside move that almost all white middle class people seem to do at some point, I can’t say it had the same effect on me.
The more Cubs fans I live near, the more I dislike them. When I didn’t live on the North Side, I really didn’t care about the Cubs, they were just there, didn’t think about them either way. Now that I am surrounded by their fans, I really can’t stand them. I hope them only the worst.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 14, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Out of curiosity
How close do you live to Wrigley? I wonder if that has an effect…
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Jan 14, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Very close, 5 minute walk or so?
It’s about 2 city blocks.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 15, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
almost all white middle class people?
not me. I refuse to move up there with those pansies. south/southwest burbs are much better.
Kenwo4life=ratings
heheheheh.... oh Steveski... best comment ever posted to this site. heh. heheh
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
I found a team called 'bleeding cubbie blue' on the fb app baseball tycoon.
http://apps.facebook.com/baseball_tycoon/team/show/65956
so i changed my team name to southsidesox and plan on playing them exclusively.
Im up 29-1 in the series so far.
and yes I know, social network app games are fucking gay, but cut me some slack, Im hard up for hardball during the off-season. I even sat through ‘major league: back to the minors’ today.
"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller
If you want to go completely gay
watch “Summer Catch” on HBO this month. Freddy Prinze, Jr. and Jessica Biel light up a “baseball” story.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
that reminds me i have to add 'the final season' to my netflix
some chick the mrs. and i met at a B&B said her brother was on the team.
hmm, maybe i am already gay.
B&Bs?
"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller
So you don't mind strangers
hearing you in the throes of passion, eh? And then looking them in the eye over breakfast the next morning? Why not just move into a hippie commune and share?
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
When I saw Leon Durham blow it in 1984
It sealed the deal for me.
Plus the Sox had Fisk, Kittle, Baines, Guillen, The Bull.
My family tried to raise me as a “Chicago fan.” They failed.
Plus the Cub fans tend to annoy the shit out of me. Two years rank as the greatest in baseball for me….2005, when the Sox won it all, and 2003 when all of the Cub fans had to stick foot in mouth.
"It is obvious the Patriots souls are on lease - any day now Satan will rise up to New England - kick Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett, and David Ortiz in their luck filled testicles - and turn that area into his personal vacation home here on earth.-Rzayo 24, week one.
"Everybody in that room should be embarrassed. If they’re not embarrassed, they got the wrong job or they’re stealing money from baseball."-Ozzie Guillen 8/28/09
My Cubs hate started early in life
I started to really hate them whenever a game would interfere with the GI Joe cartoon on WGN. Stupid 10th inning ruined everything
lol i forgot about that.
stupid baseball making us go outside and play.
"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller
it would be sad if it weren't so funny.
i enjoyed this story in the trib: optimism abounds at annual fest.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
also amusing:
chicago landlord suing milton bradley and BCBs reaction to geovany soto losing 37 pounds.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
My brain was starting to hurt from reading BCB right now.
The one guy who was making sense was getting bashed and threatened with a banning for name calling.
Pussies.
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Jan 16, 2010 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
I found the BCB KenWo
I hide from nothing
Let the record state that I believe and have believed that Geovany Soto was juiced. You can print that right next to my prediction for 79 to 83 wins last season.
You want to save this post for posterity to dredge it back up in a few months, then be my guest. I’m confident in the claim.
The Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup in 2010.
by BLou on Jan 15, 2010 11:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 16, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.. doesn't really sound like an insult.
Went over there and read some more, I’d take that BLou guy over Al any day as a Sox fan. Gotta be tough if you’re the only fan on your site that doesn’t see only the positives of every move.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 18, 2010 8:07 AM CST up reply actions
i have a disdain for everything that has to do with the cubs.
their fans: they talk too much about how grand they and the team is, wrigley field L which I thought would fall on me one time. mostly just all their stupidity and ignorance for not know what they are talking about. one of them tried to convert me and I laughed at him.
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Jan 17, 2010 11:56 PM CST reply actions
As OT as it gets
This morning the lady was reading about the grades given for best/worst dressed at the Golden Globes last night and Christina Hendricks came up. Anyone watching last night saw how much her cups were running over and this fascination prompted her and I to her wikipedia page where some intrepid contributor thought it would be brilliant to add to her “Personal Info” section: “Hendricks is also well known for her enormous bazongas.”
It has since been removed.
Like I said, totally off topic, but it gave me a juvenile laugh and I know many regulars here watch MM. What better place than the right rail for such in depth topical discussion?
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
wow she does have enormous bazongas.
but I’m not a fan of red haired broads… wether the curtains match the rug or not.
Kenwo4life=ratings
From said wiki:
Although she is known for her red hair, Hendricks is a natural blonde and has been dying her hair red since she was ten years old.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
10 year olds dye their hair?
Is that common?
by Grinder in Training on Jan 18, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Fiance was asking the same question this morning.
Consider the source though (wiki/imdb). Still I think the thought of a kid with a future in show business dying her hair to stand out could conceivably be a common practice.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
That's about the age that my best friend began with the hair dye. At 26, I don't think she's seen her natural color since...
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 18, 2010 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse.
Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
I know you expectant Dads are ticking time bombs.
Better?
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse. Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
My dad is a "Chicago" fan which means he is a Cubs fan. Mom's a die-hard Sox fan
I took after my mother, thank Q! My dad would take me to games on both sides of town and I would root for both as a kid. When I was 13, I saw the Sox make the playoffs and was hooked. I didn’t hate the Cubs at that point which meant I didn’t root against them. I went as far as marrying a Cubs fan and was excited for her to see her team get 5 outs away from the World Series….of course I laughed my ass off when the Bartman incident happened and the aftermath and like Dusty came to believe in the goat.
2005 was when it turned for me. White Sox made the World Series and the wife became a huge Astros fan. I asked her why she would root against my team and her response was that she would never hear the end of it from me and my friends if the Sox won it all. I was taken aback and vowed to root against the Cubs from that point on. BTW – she was right on never hearing the end of it :)
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 18, 2010 9:32 PM CST reply actions
I have an unfortunate prediction that I could make,
but you might want to hear it from Tdogg.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse. Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
I believe that kind of "prediction" / advice
Is called, “Insider Trading” in your line of business.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 19, 2010 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
Does it involve Microsoft classes and white women?
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 20, 2010 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, you married a Cubs fan?
the fuck?
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 20, 2010 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
well....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02nfGtF36s
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jan 20, 2010 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
heh
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 20, 2010 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
shit happens
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 20, 2010 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
I would have though Cubs fans to be predominantly Letterman
Since they are all miserable, angst-ridden douchebags.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 21, 2010 1:39 AM CST up reply actions
The Cubs are not a baseball team
They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
by justjc on Jan 21, 2010 11:50 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
oh, and now I see the sig origins. Excellent.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2010 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
aaaaaaaaaand green
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
That could be the event that brings down the walls.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 22, 2010 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
And what's the deal with that lame-ass "Go Cubs Go" ritual
after an insignificant victory.It’s not the World Series.It wasn’t a perfect game.They beat the freakin’ Pirates and they’re singin’ about it.
Forgive me for liking our World Series MVP
I forgot his VORPWAROPS is low and therefore he is an asshole.
-billyok
they play that annoying crap everytime they win.
i feel like i want to vomit when i get my headache from it.
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Jan 23, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
To be fair I think the Sox still play "Let's Go, Go-Go White Sox" after every win.
I think it’s just a fight song thing.
That being said, that song makes me physically ill when I hear it. When I’m bartending and forced to keep the Cubs on, on the occasions that they win at home I’m quick to change the channel before that song starts playing. Not on my watch.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

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