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How does he look?

"Gordon looked like Gordon,’’ Walker said. "His swing is fairly low maintenance. It’s about the mental battle for Gordon. His big challenge now is to move over to second base and understand that mental battle of a long season.’’

How is his defense?

"I feel like I got where I wanted to be in those three days,’’ Beckham said. "All I need to do at second base is relax. Joey was happy after the third day. He mentioned it was all worth it because of that third day.

"The main thing is the double-play feeds around the bag. Make sure you’re quiet with the feet and always going toward first base on the throws. But you can bet we’ll be out there before every home game doing a lot of early work. I think I should be very good by the time we get to June. I don’t see it being a problem.’’

Does he know the future?

Beckham had been out and about one fall afternoon when he noticed a text from teammate, and good friend, Chris Getz that simply read, "There are rumors that I’m getting traded.’’

"I read it and I was like, ‘What, c’mon,’'' Beckham recalled this week. "I was thinking it was just another one of those wild baseball rumors, so I sent a text back to Chris and told him, ‘Don’t worry. No way that’s happening. You’re too valuable.’ ‘’

Cowley

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I admit, I frowny-faced a little at the Getz part.

Johnny conditioning guy update

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/01/cooper-encouraged-by-buehrles-workout-program.html

And death sentence:

Andruw Jones is said to be in the best shape he’s been in for a decade. This could wind up being the best $500,000 the White Sox ever spent.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/jon_heyman/01/20/heyman.lincecum.arbitration/index.html?eref=writers

by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 20, 2010 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe he does know the truth

that Getz is a future All-Star, but it was such common knowledge to him that he assumed that the team would know.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 20, 2010 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't call it the future

if he knows it with the same grasp as the present.

Maybe we are all just pawns in his world-wide illusion to protect us from the greatness that is He, Chris Getz. Or perhaps, he confused a text message from Chris Getz for a telepathic reading of the real Chris Getz, who, as we know, is still locked in Colin’s basement.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 20, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I was tormented by naked "blue man group" nightmares for a week after seeing that horrible film.

A flashback during a flashback inside a flashback… it was like the worst mescaline trip EVER.

"anvil of sarcasm" - wu

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 21, 2010 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I know of at least one mescaline trip that was worse.

4 cans of drunk tank mace is NOT delicious.

"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller

by e-gus on Jan 21, 2010 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Drunk Tank Mace

is either my next signature, or my next punk band’s name.

"anvil of sarcasm" - wu

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 21, 2010 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Does that mean that you won't see Avatar?

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 21, 2010 9:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No dangling participles in Avatar,

plus I have a Giant Woman Fetish.

"anvil of sarcasm" - wu

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 21, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

You didnt like Watchmen?

I thought it was okay. Left too much stuff out for me.

"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer

by Tdogg on Jan 21, 2010 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

gerard butler voices the stranded sailor

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on Jan 21, 2010 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

nice.

"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller

by e-gus on Jan 21, 2010 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

ill take an in shape andruw jones

i guess

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Jan 21, 2010 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

No Way

Not if his fitness level convinces Kenny there is no need for a real DH.

by justjc on Jan 21, 2010 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll take a in shape and motivated jones.

The problem is in spring training everyone is “in the best shape of their lives” and “pitchers are unreal during their warmup side sessions.”

Except if your Bartolo Colon who was a ringer for the Michelin Man last spring with his shirt off…

"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer

by Tdogg on Jan 21, 2010 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

is that the problem with ST or the best part?

"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller

by e-gus on Jan 21, 2010 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Cowboy hatted guy is going to piss off dantesox:

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Ringolsby-Cuban-bonuses-a-gamble-011510

Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse. Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.

by winningugly on Jan 20, 2010 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

Nah.

I basically agree with him. I’m more about the under the radar Cuban (or, for that matter, any race, creed or color) like Alexei or this latest pitcher dude (yuniesky what’s his name) who are low-risk, high-upside kinds.

by dantesox on Jan 21, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I've created a facebook group demanding that the White Sox bring back Jim Thome...

BRING BACK THOME

Check that out and join if you believe in the cause…

"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams

by Servant2LordBeckham on Jan 21, 2010 12:58 AM CST reply actions  

worked for Conan, right? right? uhmmm, hello....

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2010 7:46 AM CST up reply actions  

WELL I'M WITH JI JIM THOME

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 21, 2010 8:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I need another year of severe damage.

Come on, Kenny.

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Jan 21, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not sure who "Savior" refers to in this caption.

To listen to the board, Thome is the new Savior.

Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse. Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.

by winningugly on Jan 21, 2010 7:12 AM CST reply actions  

Obama, you dumbass

and how are you listening to this board?

By the way, Obama is hanging on to 51% approval. That’s considered a majority in all states but Florida.

How many days until ST?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2010 7:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Needs to learn from Putin

The world needs the Jedi now more than ever

by Carbiner on Jan 21, 2010 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of Thomer

from SI Truths & Rumors

Jim Thome participated Wednesday night in the White Sox’s ‘’Bring Me Home’’ campaign that raised money to benefit foster families in Illinois. As far as Thome is concerned, he wouldn’t rule out a return to the Sox’s family. ‘’My door is open,’’ said Thome, a free agent who spent nearly four full seasons with the Sox before being traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers on Aug. 31. ‘’Just call me.’’

by Shakey on Jan 21, 2010 8:24 AM CST reply actions  

He would work for free

but he just adopted one millian Haitian orphans and money dont grow on trees.

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 21, 2010 8:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

True and Jim thought the orphans showed their appreciation

by making dolls that looked like him. But then they started sticking pins in the dolls and Jim couldn’t understand why he had a tickling feeling all over. After two days of hearty laughterJim asked the orphans if they knew a way to stop it for he wasn’t able to finish knitting their country mile wide sleeping blanket. They told him money would make it stop.

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 21, 2010 11:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

ha!

I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza

by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2010 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Gotta love how he is still helping us out

Trust me we need all the funding we can get right now

by 815Sox on Jan 21, 2010 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

apropos of nothing...

..talked to a L.E. pal down in Fla. yesterday who said that Tiger Woods was in his underwear when he crashed the Escalade.

by RoyEgan on Jan 21, 2010 9:48 AM CST reply actions  

I'd change your name, pronto.

Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse. Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.

by winningugly on Jan 21, 2010 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowley failed to report that Gordo's

Text back to Getz ended with LOL after the “too valuable” comment.

by Duck99 on Jan 21, 2010 10:11 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Shouldn't that be His & His?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Jan 21, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

heehee

I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza

by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

no doubt.

Upon further review, I rescind my question. My first instinct was that that was way too much money for a 3/4 starter, but Blanton is pretty solid, he was on my fantasy team last year.

by Jack M on Jan 21, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

buster olney

had something on the cliff lee trade. he says the phils should have hung on to lee until free agency and maybe could have gotten a b prospect for blanton now. they could have gotten the compensation picks instead of aumont et al.

We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro

by Illini0509 on Jan 21, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

update on this discussion:

Phils apparently offered Lee 3yrs for 20m/yr. That’s a lot of money to turn down, no? Does holding out for more years really seem like the better play?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/01/stark-on-holliday-lee-phillies-rockies-cubs.html

by Jack M on Jan 22, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

for Lee?

yes

2010 White Sox - Benching our way to the playoffs.

by blackoutsox on Jan 22, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

CEO of Children's Home and Aid came to our Rockford Field Office today

Said that Bacon is going to be going Paulie and Jim with the “Bring Me Home Campaign”

Kinda cool

by 815Sox on Jan 21, 2010 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

second going

= “joining”

I just got home

by 815Sox on Jan 21, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

Then she told us that the upcoming budget battle is going to make the last one look like a “party”…

We are all to tired to do this again…

by 815Sox on Jan 21, 2010 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

If they do not sign a DH

In Fuckin US Cellular Field…

Its a bandbox ozzie and kenny, we win by the homerun.. like it or not

by 815Sox on Jan 21, 2010 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

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