Your Savior Update
How does he look?
"Gordon looked like Gordon,’’ Walker said. "His swing is fairly low maintenance. It’s about the mental battle for Gordon. His big challenge now is to move over to second base and understand that mental battle of a long season.’’
How is his defense?
"I feel like I got where I wanted to be in those three days,’’ Beckham said. "All I need to do at second base is relax. Joey was happy after the third day. He mentioned it was all worth it because of that third day.
"The main thing is the double-play feeds around the bag. Make sure you’re quiet with the feet and always going toward first base on the throws. But you can bet we’ll be out there before every home game doing a lot of early work. I think I should be very good by the time we get to June. I don’t see it being a problem.’’
Does he know the future?
Beckham had been out and about one fall afternoon when he noticed a text from teammate, and good friend, Chris Getz that simply read, "There are rumors that I’m getting traded.’’
"I read it and I was like, ‘What, c’mon,’'' Beckham recalled this week. "I was thinking it was just another one of those wild baseball rumors, so I sent a text back to Chris and told him, ‘Don’t worry. No way that’s happening. You’re too valuable.’ ‘’
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I admit, I frowny-faced a little at the Getz part.
Johnny conditioning guy update
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/01/cooper-encouraged-by-buehrles-workout-program.html
And death sentence:
Andruw Jones is said to be in the best shape he’s been in for a decade. This could wind up being the best $500,000 the White Sox ever spent.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/jon_heyman/01/20/heyman.lincecum.arbitration/index.html?eref=writers
Maybe he does know the truth
that Getz is a future All-Star, but it was such common knowledge to him that he assumed that the team would know.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 20, 2010 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't call it the future
if he knows it with the same grasp as the present.
Maybe we are all just pawns in his world-wide illusion to protect us from the greatness that is He, Chris Getz. Or perhaps, he confused a text message from Chris Getz for a telepathic reading of the real Chris Getz, who, as we know, is still locked in Colin’s basement.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 20, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
I was tormented by naked "blue man group" nightmares for a week after seeing that horrible film.
A flashback during a flashback inside a flashback… it was like the worst mescaline trip EVER.
"anvil of sarcasm" - wu
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 21, 2010 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
I know of at least one mescaline trip that was worse.
4 cans of drunk tank mace is NOT delicious.
"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller
Drunk Tank Mace
is either my next signature, or my next punk band’s name.
"anvil of sarcasm" - wu
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 21, 2010 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Does that mean that you won't see Avatar?
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 21, 2010 9:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
No dangling participles in Avatar,
plus I have a Giant Woman Fetish.
"anvil of sarcasm" - wu
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 21, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
You didnt like Watchmen?
I thought it was okay. Left too much stuff out for me.
"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer
Like Batman the Movie?
"anvil of sarcasm" - wu
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 21, 2010 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
netflix has an animated 'Tales of the Black Freighter' I want to see.
"I think that's a lot of horse muffins." - Bob Feller
gerard butler voices the stranded sailor
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
I'll take a in shape and motivated jones.
The problem is in spring training everyone is “in the best shape of their lives” and “pitchers are unreal during their warmup side sessions.”
Except if your Bartolo Colon who was a ringer for the Michelin Man last spring with his shirt off…
"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer
Cowboy hatted guy is going to piss off dantesox:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Ringolsby-Cuban-bonuses-a-gamble-011510
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse. Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
I've created a facebook group demanding that the White Sox bring back Jim Thome...
Check that out and join if you believe in the cause…
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jan 21, 2010 12:58 AM CST reply actions
worked for Conan, right? right? uhmmm, hello....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2010 7:46 AM CST up reply actions
WELL I'M WITH JI JIM THOME
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 21, 2010 8:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I need another year of severe damage.
Come on, Kenny.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
I am not sure who "Savior" refers to in this caption.
To listen to the board, Thome is the new Savior.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse. Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
Obama, you dumbass
and how are you listening to this board?
By the way, Obama is hanging on to 51% approval. That’s considered a majority in all states but Florida.
How many days until ST?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2010 7:49 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of Thomer
from SI Truths & Rumors
Jim Thome participated Wednesday night in the White Sox’s ‘’Bring Me Home’’ campaign that raised money to benefit foster families in Illinois. As far as Thome is concerned, he wouldn’t rule out a return to the Sox’s family. ‘’My door is open,’’ said Thome, a free agent who spent nearly four full seasons with the Sox before being traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers on Aug. 31. ‘’Just call me.’’
He would work for free
but he just adopted one millian Haitian orphans and money dont grow on trees.
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 21, 2010 8:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
True and Jim thought the orphans showed their appreciation
by making dolls that looked like him. But then they started sticking pins in the dolls and Jim couldn’t understand why he had a tickling feeling all over. After two days of hearty laughterJim asked the orphans if they knew a way to stop it for he wasn’t able to finish knitting their country mile wide sleeping blanket. They told him money would make it stop.
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 21, 2010 11:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
ha!
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2010 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
apropos of nothing...
..talked to a L.E. pal down in Fla. yesterday who said that Tiger Woods was in his underwear when he crashed the Escalade.
I'd change your name, pronto.
Wrigley Field is a postage stamp shithole. It reeks of piss worse than R. Kelly’s underage girlfriend. It’s falling apart faster than Amy Winehouse. Their fans are denial-addled jagoffs of lowest stripe.
Cowley failed to report that Gordo's
Text back to Getz ended with LOL after the “too valuable” comment.
by Duck99 on Jan 21, 2010 10:11 AM CST via mobile reply actions
You see Chris, you're SO valuable that we had to throw Fields into the Teahen deal, just to make it more even-steven.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
Second day that this is taking up a lot of ad space on this site. Wrong audience, GoogleAd!

I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
Shouldn't that be His & His?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Jan 21, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
heehee
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
buster olney
had something on the cliff lee trade. he says the phils should have hung on to lee until free agency and maybe could have gotten a b prospect for blanton now. they could have gotten the compensation picks instead of aumont et al.
We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro
update on this discussion:
Phils apparently offered Lee 3yrs for 20m/yr. That’s a lot of money to turn down, no? Does holding out for more years really seem like the better play?
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/01/stark-on-holliday-lee-phillies-rockies-cubs.html
CEO of Children's Home and Aid came to our Rockford Field Office today
Said that Bacon is going to be going Paulie and Jim with the “Bring Me Home Campaign”
Kinda cool
If they do not sign a DH
In Fuckin US Cellular Field…
Its a bandbox ozzie and kenny, we win by the homerun.. like it or not

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