White Sox Baseball: Create your own Slogan Contest
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 27, 2010 3:43 PM CST
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Inspired by several SSS'ers, I thought it would be a great diversion and a way to make light of the recent trauma (no, not the haitian earthquake) and get some cheap laughs.
So, come up with your own "White Sox Baseball: Insert Slogan Here" , post as many as you like, and recommend the ones that made you laugh so hard you fart, spit your soy latte or PBR all over the screen, or fall down playing frisbee golf. The winner gets an actual prize from me- Your very own White Sox Pennant (value, less than 5 dollars).
To get started and set the bar nice and low:
WSB- We Dont Need No Stinkin Designated Hitters!
WSB- Please Dont Lynch Us!
WSB- Managers Wanted
WSB- Wait- how do you play this game again?
WSB- Reinventing the wheel, badly.
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WSB:DH, DOA
Alternate:
WSB:DH,RIP
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Jan 27, 2010 5:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
White Sox Baseball:
You can’t spell “’Doh!” without DH.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Jan 27, 2010 7:57 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Or:
WSB: You can’t spell “WHAT THE FUCK???” without KW.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Jan 27, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Or:
The Cell: Prison Anal Rape happens in this Land of Oz, Too. It’s called our Offense.
(OK, that needs some edit work. HSA?)
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
I see no hope for this one.
don’t worry though, you’ll find someone who’ll treat you worse than you’ve ever dreamed of. - MM
by homesickalien on Jan 28, 2010 10:01 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
White Sox Baseball:
Four Great Pitchers, 36 Catchers
I guess Tiger was pulling a reverse Happy Gilmore, taking up hockey and going five hole all over the place???
by LoneBlackhawkFanInMS on Jan 27, 2010 9:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
White Sox Baseball: Still Better Than Royals Baseball. Right?
you have offended my family and you have offended the shaolin temple.
by Toonderstrook on Jan 27, 2010 9:29 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
This is a horse$h!t rec.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Jan 28, 2010 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
DBJ! DBJ!!
;)
don’t worry though, you’ll find someone who’ll treat you worse than you’ve ever dreamed of. - MM
by homesickalien on Jan 28, 2010 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
and dbad.
he better hope i don't get his aim, bro.
by Toonderstrook on Jan 28, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
White Sox Baseb:
I don’t have the heart to finish.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jan 27, 2010 10:23 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
White Sox Baseball: Where the Royals Cut Their Teeth.
WordUpThome: WILL I BE REQUIRED TO PLAY INSIDE OF THE TRASH BAGS OR SIMPLY AMONGST THEM
White Sox Baseball: Where Elderly Gold Glovers Show Off Their Talents At The DH Position
"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jan 28, 2010 5:54 AM CST reply actions
or... White Sox Baseball: Stealing Second Base and Earning Second Place
"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jan 28, 2010 5:57 AM CST up reply actions
or... White Sox Baseball: Because Throwing The World Series Just Wasn't Enough
"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jan 28, 2010 6:00 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
took you enough trys
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 6:00 AM CST up reply actions
WSB:Even if it works, it's stupid.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Jan 28, 2010 6:53 AM CST via mobile reply actions 7 recs
WSB: Bringing the Dead Back to Life (we hope)
"It is obvious the Patriots souls are on lease - any day now Satan will rise up to New England - kick Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett, and David Ortiz in their luck filled testicles - and turn that area into his personal vacation home here on earth.-Rzayo 24, week one.
"Everybody in that room should be embarrassed. If they’re not embarrassed, they got the wrong job or they’re stealing money from baseball."-Ozzie Guillen 8/28/09
WSB: We were Chicago tough, now we're screwed
"It is obvious the Patriots souls are on lease - any day now Satan will rise up to New England - kick Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett, and David Ortiz in their luck filled testicles - and turn that area into his personal vacation home here on earth.-Rzayo 24, week one.
"Everybody in that room should be embarrassed. If they’re not embarrassed, they got the wrong job or they’re stealing money from baseball."-Ozzie Guillen 8/28/09
WSB: Who needs home runs anyways?
"It is obvious the Patriots souls are on lease - any day now Satan will rise up to New England - kick Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett, and David Ortiz in their luck filled testicles - and turn that area into his personal vacation home here on earth.-Rzayo 24, week one.
"Everybody in that room should be embarrassed. If they’re not embarrassed, they got the wrong job or they’re stealing money from baseball."-Ozzie Guillen 8/28/09
WSB: National Leauge baseball with a DH
"It is obvious the Patriots souls are on lease - any day now Satan will rise up to New England - kick Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett, and David Ortiz in their luck filled testicles - and turn that area into his personal vacation home here on earth.-Rzayo 24, week one.
"Everybody in that room should be embarrassed. If they’re not embarrassed, they got the wrong job or they’re stealing money from baseball."-Ozzie Guillen 8/28/09
WSB: We smoke thunderblunts!
"It is obvious the Patriots souls are on lease - any day now Satan will rise up to New England - kick Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett, and David Ortiz in their luck filled testicles - and turn that area into his personal vacation home here on earth.-Rzayo 24, week one.
"Everybody in that room should be embarrassed. If they’re not embarrassed, they got the wrong job or they’re stealing money from baseball."-Ozzie Guillen 8/28/09
WSB: Like A Donkey Fucking A Giraffe
needs to be here
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
by colintj on Jan 28, 2010 7:39 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Nice work!
"It is obvious the Patriots souls are on lease - any day now Satan will rise up to New England - kick Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett, and David Ortiz in their luck filled testicles - and turn that area into his personal vacation home here on earth.-Rzayo 24, week one.
"Everybody in that room should be embarrassed. If they’re not embarrassed, they got the wrong job or they’re stealing money from baseball."-Ozzie Guillen 8/28/09
WSB: Waiting for another 84 years.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
lol
no rec tho
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 6:01 AM CST up reply actions
white sox baseball: if i wasn't sane i'd beat the hell out of you.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
white sox baseball: i roll for disbelief.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
by BuehrleMan on Jan 28, 2010 9:18 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
WSB: Bring Out Your Dead!
don’t worry though, you’ll find someone who’ll treat you worse than you’ve ever dreamed of. - MM
by homesickalien on Jan 28, 2010 10:03 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
More like, White Sox Baseball: A Lineup That Won't Make It Out Of The Batter's Box
by ExileDC on Jan 28, 2010 11:16 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
excellent
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
A wise man once said,
"One of the voguish terms, which is so repellant to me, "thinking outside the box." To settle for that kind of language is embarrassing.
But that’s a very useful picture. I try to come in through the side door, the side window, to come in from a direction they’re not expecting, to see something in a different way."
don’t worry though, you’ll find someone who’ll treat you worse than you’ve ever dreamed of. - MM
by homesickalien on Jan 28, 2010 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Can't wait to see George Carlin in hell
no matter how poignant he was, at times, I will never quote him.
Good.
don’t worry though, you’ll find someone who’ll treat you worse than you’ve ever dreamed of. - MM
by homesickalien on Jan 28, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
He saw Carlin perform once
And a couple people around him laughed too loud.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jan 28, 2010 5:56 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
mark his words. one day Carlin will stop being funny.
and rhubarb will be there to say “I told you so.”
by Trooper on Jan 28, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Show me the stat,
where it says, “I said he is not funny.” Oh, I didn’t.
I don’t quote, verbatim, famous people for the same reason George Carlin thinks saying, “Thinking outside of the box” is cliche and abhorable…its repellent and embarrassing to me.
You fools sure do love your villains though! Where else would you direct your sexual frustrations!?!
FOOLS!
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jan 29, 2010 10:43 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, well Carlin is dead so he must have been wrong.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 29, 2010 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
White Sox Baseball: You da man
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
White Sox Baseball: Fuck Nick Swisher.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jan 28, 2010 11:55 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
i'm ashamed i didn't think of that first.
rec.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
You should be.
That is the best one so far.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Jan 28, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
That's so 2009
White Sox Baseball: FOG
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 30, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
I think you can use the male pronoun
Although this is the Sox and a DH we’re talking about.
Never mind.
WSB: Linebrink shits bricks
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
WSB: Staying in the hunt through Labor Day
Praise Him!!
by Hawk is God on Jan 28, 2010 4:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
*Arbor
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jan 28, 2010 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
Mother's.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
Easter Day?
WTF? “Easter” stands alone. No “Day” implied. Stick with the goddamn concept.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
Easter Day, all my troubles seemed so far away...
I grasped the concept. Went for it anyway. I’m the KW of witty remarks.
WSB- Who say's a DH cant win a Gold Glove?
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 28, 2010 8:11 PM CST reply actions
.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jan 28, 2010 9:59 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Jan 29, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
I like:
WSB: Because our DHs have Gold Gloves and a hot wife
WSB: Because we started doing these in 2005 and now we can’t stop becase we’ll look dumb
WSB: Share the DH duties. Show the ineptitude.
WSB: Back to the Grind
WSB: Win or just die.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 28, 2010 10:33 PM CST reply actions
Wite Sox Baseball:
The “h” is missing.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jan 29, 2010 12:38 AM CST reply actions
how'd you make the alt-text?
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
FLAGGED.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
WSB- Losing the division one DH at a time.
WSB- Where offense goes to die.
by Akronsoxfan on Jan 29, 2010 6:03 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Easy there donny.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 6:04 AM CST up reply actions
WSB: How can I give you a dollar if I only have 50 cents?
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 6:07 AM CST reply actions
WSB: Close enough.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 6:08 AM CST reply actions
Grinder rule 03:
Win or beat up umpires.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 6:09 AM CST reply actions
WSB: where
happens.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 6:12 AM CST reply actions
or this
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 6:14 AM CST up reply actions
WHAT???
MAKING BELTRE KISS POD’S ASS? LOOK AT THAT FORM! IT MAKES HSA BLUSH!
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Wsb: clearing arteries 1 slugger at a time.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 10:18 AM CST via mobile reply actions
WSB: Cholesterol free!
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 10:19 AM CST via mobile reply actions
WSB: Giving New meaning to "Hell in the Cell"
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
White Sox Baseball: Look Busy, Do Nothing
for posterity’s sake.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
by colintj on Jan 29, 2010 12:21 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
yahearrrrrd!
(f.p’s.s.)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake-eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 29, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
WSB: Trying To Be The Twins. Aside From All That Lefty Power They Got, cuzwhoneedsthat?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 29, 2010 3:24 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
WSB: Good Enough for the National League
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
WSB: Sponsored by AC/DC?
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2010 5:59 PM CST reply actions
White Sox Baseball: Because you touch yourself at night
by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 29, 2010 7:56 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I went to rec this, but it looks like I've already done that once. Damn.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 1, 2010 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
that happens to me all the time
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
White Sox Baseball: Is Robbie Alomar still playing?
"you don't need to know what happened to joe crede. you can move along without him."
White Sox Baseball: Chicks LOVE the long ball, too bad Ozzie doesn't.
"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer
by Tdogg on Jan 30, 2010 4:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
WSB: the 2000 baltimore ravens proved a good QB isn't needed to win a super bowl. we really believe that. not flukey at all.
Cashing checks and having sex.
WSB
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jan 31, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
i'd take trent dilfer over dan marino. rings, my friend... who's got 'em?!?!
Cashing checks and having sex.
Of the cock variety.
sure.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
WSB: improving the payout on your world series champion bets. you're welcome.
Cashing checks and having sex.
i like the idea on these, but i could really use an editor. but not hsa. i'm not trying to make these into 2000-word fanposts.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Appreciate your honesty in sucking.
;)
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
WSB- Bringing Hubris Back.
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 31, 2010 4:14 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
WSB: Sometimes Big Hairy Balls Aren't Enough
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
by colintj on Jan 31, 2010 4:38 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
White Sox Baseball:
As regards to the quietude of the offense, it is not quiet because quietness is said to be good.
It is quiet because the multitude of things can not disturb the quietude.
When water is still, ones beard and eye brows are reflected in it.
A skilled carpenter uses it in a level to obtain a measurement.
If still water is so clear, how much more are the mental faculties!
The mind of the offense is the mirror of heaven and earth in which all things are reflected.
by e-gus on Feb 1, 2010 12:01 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Whoa, dude... you just rocked my world...
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 1, 2010 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
WSB: We'd kick ass in a 30-and-over league
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
by tailgater on Feb 1, 2010 11:57 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
White Sox baseball: Same ripe old crap, now in rotisserie!
by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 1, 2010 7:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
heh
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 2, 2010 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
WSB: Certain To Raise Your Ire in 2010!
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
WSB: Providing more angst and worry before Spring Training than most teams do all year.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
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