Something else to hate about Thome and the Twins
by justjc on Jan 29, 2010 3:44 PM CST
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When Ozzie isn't busy throwing Sunday games with super sub line-ups or overthinking pitching match ups, one of his favorite ways to pass time is to openly praise the rival Twin organization and how well they do everything. So naturally, there will come a point this season when Ozzie opens his mouth to lick Gardenhire's sack and mentions something about how smart they were to sign Thome. This will likely come the day after Jim launches a three run homer off Linebrink in the eighth to give the Twins (they are not the !*&(^#&@^@! piranhas) a win. Boy am I looking forward to Hawk doing that pre-game interview.
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i always saw them as more of piranhas
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
Yeah
I was too lazy to spell check that one.
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
So edit it and clean up the "eighth" too and you got yourself a winnahhh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 29, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
done
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
you and your editing...
WordUpThome: WILL I BE REQUIRED TO PLAY INSIDE OF THE TRASH BAGS OR SIMPLY AMONGST THEM
...that's statistically worth, like, -2.5 BFHD.
(bucket full of Hawk drool)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 29, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
I'm looking forward to Easy Heat making Thome look silly
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
by Nordhagen on Jan 29, 2010 4:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Pre-Thome Projections and Neyer's Thoughts FWIW (apologies if this was already posted)
I'll take it,
but I doubt it.
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
Not surprising
Again folks just seem to always gloss over run prevention. For some strange reason they always assume the pitching team loses 2-1 or 4-3 which is of course goofy.
"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer
not sure the difference is run prevention.
it’s that this system thinks the white sox will score 786 runs.
CAIRO's just silly
It thinks the season’s 650 games long.
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