Dudez,, WE GOT JUAN PIERRE!
by e-gus on Jan 31, 2010 12:53 AM CST
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The Sox are going to kick so much ass in 2010 its insane. They supposed to win teh central with 88 games.
Except We got Juan!
Not old Juan. Not the cannon arm to win the world-series Juan Uribe. The other one.
The go off on the Cubs for 10 hits in the NLCS. Cry all you want Moises Alou, New Juan is going to steal 90 funk-ing bases, bros and hos.
Then they get to FNS in the first round.
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I was a little
I just thought it was funny.
I was looking at a spread sheet and I accidentally hit 90 instead of 30 for Pierre’s SB total when i made it.
That made me laugh and it inspired this.
i didn't care much for pierre
until i read that the One Dogg is his mentor…. thats gotta be big! Lance was fucking awesome!
Kenwo4life=ratings
Harold Baines is Paul Konerkos mentor
or did I just fucking blow your mind
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Pierre has nearly 2,000 more PAs out of the first spot than Lance
And yet he needs somebody to show him the ropes.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
We get 27 a game...
d…and we need to make sure we’re accounting for them now so we don’t have to try and go out, midseason, and cough up some prospects to make sure we have enough outs. it would be embarrassing if our boys just stopped making outs at like 26, 25 or, if they really can’t do it, 20. Think about that. If they can’t average more then 20 outs a game they will never even make it out of the 7th. You think Thome was gonna help ’em make outs? HAH!
Whats funnier then Jamaican bob sledding???
lugers in Georgia!
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Feb 12, 2010 5:04 PM CST reply actions
Not cool.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
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