Lisa Dergan: In Memoriam
by larry on Jan 8, 2010 6:13 PM CST
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December 14, 2004 - November 20, 2007; April 14, 2009 - November 5, 2009
We are gathered here today to remember Lisa Dergan and her husband Scott Eric Podsednik. Lisa came to us the second time as a minor league free agent. Today, she leaves us for Kansas City.
My favorite Lisa Dergan moment is from August 30, 2006. While the White Sox won that game, her husband, Scott, struck out four times and I told her that he was not a good baseball player (to paraphrase). She gave me a dirty look that only a Playboy Playmate can give and turned to watch Scott prance back to the dugout.
Please add your memory - or at least your name - to the guestbook below.
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You couldn't have done that without being creepy and gross about it? Even if I thought she was hot, your subject line fucks up that picture.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
oh go write another 300 page essay on frisbee golf
and stop responding to a real man’s post.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Shit, I forgot that I shouldn't address you until we sign a real DH!
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
And clean-up in aisle this thread.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 7:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Where's Chzeck when you need him.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
homesickalien
Not a fan of blondes nor pretty boys, so this
works for me.
Scott: thanks for ‘05 and ’08 (other than
that one really mortifying thing you did in Seattle, you know the one, I won’t even go to the
trouble of details, you know what you did in the 10th inning…90 feet from home.. Yeah you know that one… Don’t you, Scott. Yeah, I’ll bet you remember, Scott. I remember, Scott…).
At least we still have Jamie’s fine ass in our seats and Kotsay’s hirsute beefcakeness at DH.
/ducks
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 6:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
do you differentiate between actual blondes and bottle blondes?
because i doubt the curtains match the carpet. unless evidence surfaces to the contrary, of course.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
I'm just not attracted to blonde hair in general so it's kinda all the same. Though I do think some blondes are very pretty and I once had a curlyhaired blonde man capture my heart. So there are exceptions.
Just not many/often.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Not even if I was on the clock.
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
"You couldn't have done that without being creepy and gross about it?"
Is ‘kennycoaster’ a line from Eastbound and Down?
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Jan 9, 2010 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Hahahahahahahah
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 9, 2010 4:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I wanted to write-
The Kennycoaster is a B ticket ride… unlike your wife, who is an E ticket!
But then decided against it….
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 9, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
But there your posessed hand went, typing it anyway
Lesson: never trust your hand, not even the right one, with your secrets
ok, break over
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by billyok on Jan 10, 2010 12:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Alien Hand Syndrome Rocks!
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 10, 2010 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
oh fuck no
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Dear lord, whatever year it was last year :) haha!
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 9, 2010 1:19 AM CST up reply actions
I clearly meant "thanks for not being there in 08 to fuck shit up"....
:)
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 10, 2010 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
actually the wife and I ran into scotty pods and lisa in 2006 outside of gibsons.
they were both very nice. He’s still a peter pan though. i think she wanted me..then again what women don’t ;-)
Kenwo4life=ratings
/raises hand
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 8, 2010 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
stop lying to yourself.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jan 8, 2010 7:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well the first problem noted on this thread
Was, in fact, a note about a thing and a hand and things leaving the hand area and whatnot.
But that didn’t even take two posts.
by coffeepac on Jan 8, 2010 7:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well the first problem noted on this thread
Was, in fact, a note about a thing and a hand and things leaving the hand area and whatnot.
But that didn’t even take two posts.
by coffeepac on Jan 8, 2010 7:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
do you call the secretary in to help
or had you already locked the door?
"It's good to let your hair lie fallow every so often."
whoever is crying about my sticky pages comment is full of shit
ya’ll did it too. at least i admit it
Kenwo4life=ratings
if you wank to pictures of ladies wearing their clothes i think youre doing it wrong.
logic's been dead
kenwo shoots from his hip and thinks with his gut.
by colintj on Dec 29, 2009 1:15 PM CST
lol well
i didn’t think the other pictures were appropriate. this was close enough. haha
Kenwo4life=ratings
depends on the clothes...
Lingerie is clothing, right?
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 9, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Coffeepac
Your 2005 post season homerun barrage will never be forgotten. Good luck in KC. And if you play well maybe a real team will trade for you.
And now I can stop listening to my fiancé talk about,“the left fielder that prances.”
by coffeepac on Jan 8, 2010 7:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I spoke to someone on the phone from Minnestota today called Gerry
he says the Twins will piss the central. I told him to fuck off
by hoodlight on Jan 8, 2010 7:37 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
did anyone else think that the movie mr. woodcock was fucking great?
rhetorical question KenWo
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jan 8, 2010 7:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
also, scrolling up to read the other replies and looking at that photo, less plasticky
yeessh
but really, i’ll miss you
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Oh and thanks Scott
Cool shit in the World Series and for that I’ll always root for you even when I want you to get eaten by a thousand tiny puppies who don’t yet know that eating humans against their adorable nature.
Good luck in KC, say hi to Schmilson Schmetismit
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by billyok on Jan 8, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
gosh tell him how you really feel
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Jan 9, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
well now
hahahahaha
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Jan 9, 2010 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Shallow Hal?
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 9, 2010 5:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I haven't seen it, but unless the plot of the movie involves gwyneth paltrow going from unfunny to hilarious instead of fat to thin, probably not
Can’t amuse me, no sale
Shallow Hal II with Zooey Deschanel, on the other hand — now we’re in business!
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RIP, Scotty.
My favorite “dur” moment was the time you played that routine fly ball into a triple. My second favorite was when you got picked off base. My third was you throwing like a girl that time you were trying to cut down a runner at home and it bounced, like, 20 times. And lastly, I enjoyed your trips to the DL.
I could watch that over and over again. And we’ll always buy you a beer (or 6, I know you like to drink ’em fast) because of 2005.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Jan 8, 2010 8:11 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
One of the more interesting twists from this weekend involves C.J. Retherford, the solid-hitting Minor League infielder who launched the game-winning home run in the 2009 Arizona Fall League title game.
Much like his work during instructional league action, Retherford will have a chance to catch at the minicamp.
“He did a good job at the instructional league, although I don’t know about his transfer and throws,” said Bell of Retherford’s catching. “He’s seen as more of a super-utility guy. He can play anywhere on the field, and catching makes him even more valuable.”
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100108&content_id=7893380&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
Sounds like he fits our new DH strategy (if you want to call it that)
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DF.
Designated fielder.
The Sox theme song this year is going to be “Dust in the Wind”, by the John Donne-like poets Kansas. And “Always Be Fungible” will be their clubhouse slogan.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Is Beckham gonna get a Cadillac El Dorado?
My guess is that Alexei walks away with a set of steak knives,
And Teahen? Fuck him, he’s fired.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Jan 9, 2010 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
All of a sudden we have a plethora of catching prospects, like that!
Kenny’s just has to snap his fingers and hit the jukebox, like the Fonz.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 9, 2010 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
may as well include recently converted logan johnson.
older but the bat is decent, certainly decent enough if he can actually catch.
"Cathers" have to "catch".
I’ll have to research that. Is gthat like “Designated Hitters have to hit”?
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
"Catchers".
I cannot give a punch line correctly to save my life.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
You are the king of self-dick-stepping.
heh
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 10, 2010 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
ichiro interview
"If you could trade places with anybody in the history of the game for one day who would you like to trade with and why?" (Becomes very animated) There’s not really a certain who that comes to mind but I think I would like to become a really fat player.
When I die (perhaps tomorrow) if I am lucky enough
to go to Heaven I would have a mature J. Mitchell as CF and Ichiro in RF wearing a Sox hat. Scott Podsednik would play for the Yankees, and AJ would pick him off every inning. Because it’s Heaven, and no one keeps score. Yes, AJ would be my catcher.
(Hmmm, I smell another Right Rail post somewhere down the line. “Is this Heaven? I thought it was White Sox baseball…”)
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
sounds like a HSA interview question
did she interview him?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 9, 2010 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
Hey. I said no promises/no hopes up since I'm going on the word of my apt mgr. That nanny may hate the mgr and tell him whatever he wants to hear to get him gone.
But I still carry my interview questions with me in case…
:)
I am not your lady... I am not any kind of a lady! ~ Aldonza
by homesickalien on Jan 10, 2010 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
2007...
I saw her shopping on Rush St. Dipshit was carrying her shopping bags. I’m sure there’s a bag/baserunning joke to be made, but I’m tired…
pods
you irritated me often (after 2005. thanks for that.) and i think you’re weird. i’ll be making a road trip to kc to see you and BA this year. bye.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
too many words and not enough pictures in this thread!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Billy?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 9, 2010 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks for the Podspalms!
I most remember all of your caught stealings and your plethora of getting picked offs. Especially the getting picked off, everyone of them felt like two outs to me.
There was this little doozie:
you know, when you ruined Buehrle’s record run of perfect innings and subsequently the game, against the hated Twins.
and then there was all those 1st half SB in ’05 and that home run in the World Series.
I didnt forget the contributions to the happiest season of my life, but I sure did love to hate you at the end.
just for accuracy (though i figure i was in the 95th percentile of pods haters starting around the middle of the year)
buehrle gave up a walk and a single before pods butchered that fly ball. but yes, pods ruined that game.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
good point
I hated him even when he was carrying the club for a month, which in turn made me hate him more some how.
Thanks - that is my favorite,
except the “dur” should be there.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Pods clearly married over his head
But am I the only one who thinks LD is a less attractive January Jones?
As for Pods 2.0 (the highs and lows of his first tenure are well documented)…he was the only one of Kenny’s spare parts in 2009 who actually worked. Pods earned his minor league deal and then some. He was fun to watch in June and July. Best of all, the White Sox organization did not allow last year’s performance to suck them into offering him a multi-year, multi-million dollar deal.
january jones is hot, but i hate the betty character
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 9, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
I feel the same way.
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Jan 9, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Women aren't allowed to dislike bad actors?
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 9, 2010 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
women aren't allowed to have opinions.
what the fuck goes on in schools these days.
by larry on Jan 9, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And it shocks me OM doesn't know that.
His Dad must be aahamed.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
I'm not falling for this again.
I’ll wait until he retires before I say goodbye to pods as a sox.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 9, 2010 5:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Pods nearly completing the cycle of bad
Baserunning by being picked off first, second, and third in about a 2 week span pretty much sums him up. I’m sure he would have been picked off home plate if possible, but he gets bonus points for being picked off 3rd while representing the winning run with less than 2 outs in extra innings in a game the Sox lost. I believe that was the final nail in the coffin.
by Duck99 on Jan 9, 2010 6:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Somewhere, KW gets out his fiddle
and torch, preparing to play.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Chris Davis > Andruw Jones/Mark Kotsay platoon.
And 23, and cheap. Obviously there’s better options out there, but they have Vlad at DH and Smoak will be ready mid-2010. If it doesn’t take much to trade for him, cool.
by chisox2691 on Jan 9, 2010 10:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I consider him a fruitful replacement, all in all.
Beats the hell out of Soriano.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jan 9, 2010 10:06 PM CST reply actions
I can't believe I almost married this person
These truly are the Daves of our lives
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by billyok on Jan 10, 2010 12:22 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Sooo....Cust went back to the Athletics...Vlad just signed with the Rangers...
I’m just sitting here…patiently waiting for the team to sign a DH. I think now would be a good time to order some mashed taters and toss Uncle Jim about $4 million.
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jan 10, 2010 2:47 AM CST reply actions
Hazymania
So are we saying goodbye to Pods or his wife? I’m confused.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
I am ok with joint custody- She can stay with me while KC is on the road...
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 10, 2010 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
Quite the humanitarian.
Must come with the profession.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
What can I say- I just care about hot, lonely women.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 11, 2010 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
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