The Cheat's Dominion of Dereliction Must End

Which I suppose supports your point. What SSS needs is better shirts. And given some of the image posts I know this is a capability.

then tried to defect to the Soviet Union at their Mexican embassy, in case you need a patsy assassin.

I make a cool scrunched-up face when being shot in the stomach by a strip-joint owner from the crowd.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcairn_Islands

As soon as I get a spare minute at work in the morning – Sox Machine is always my first port of call.

that gut ltunderscoresoxunderscorefan is a bit of a wanker if you ask me.

over did it. My apologies. I took a lazy way to be a bit of an ass.

You do realize that this opens the door for a new golden age for SSS, right? SSS II: The Rule of CHESSFU

Aww, shucks.

Avoid the sweetbreads, however.

there’s at least the occasional post of mine that’ll get rec’d. When did that last happen for them?

And being Irish, I just let that one go.

7th!? More like 8th, IMArbitraryO

and dont tell me baseballreference.com

don’t know about that – all that colonics stuff was very popular a while ago – you don’t hear so much about it now. I think like – anorexics and that – they use laxatives to stay thin – very bad for you all that stuff

looks very sexy prancing about in her underwear

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i know your secrets

but it would explain why everyone else left before I got there

was it this one?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/malodorous-perp-gets-90-days-jail

King Felix went just 13-12, but was a victim of poor run support all season. He led the majors with a 2.27 ERA, topped the AL in innings and was second in strikeouts.

The 24-year-old righty from Venezuela drew 21 of the 28 first-place votes. Tampa Bay’s David Price got four first-place votes after going 19-6 with a 2.72 ERA. CC Sabathia, who led the league with 21 wins for the Yankees, drew the other three first-place votes and finished third.

The 13 wins by Hernandez marked the fewest for a Cy Young starter in a full season.

this isn’t that difficult.

and under the form of a black conical stone, which, as it was universally believed, had fallen from heaven on that sacred place.

To this protecting deity, Al-Yellon, not without some reason, ascribed his elevation to the throne. The display of superstitious gratitude was the only serious business of his reign. The triumph of the god of Emesa over all the religions of the earth, was the great object of his zeal and vanity ; and the appellation of SouthsidicusCheatus (for he presumed as pontiff and favorite to adopt that sacred name) was dearer to him than all the titles of Imperial greatness.

In a solemn procession through the streets of Bridgeport, the way was strewed with gold dust; the black stone, set in precious gems, was placed on a chariot drawn by six milk-white horses richly caparisoned. The pious emperor held the reins, and, supported by his editors, moved slowly backwards, that he might perpetually enjoy the felicity of the divine presence.

In a magnificent temple raised on the Comiskey Mount, the sacrifices of the god SouthsidicusCheatus were celebrated with every circumstance of cost and solemnity. The richest wines, the most extraordinary victims, and the rarest aromatics, were profusely consumed on his altar. Around the altar a chorus of Minnesotan damsels performed their lascivious dances to the sound of barbarian music, whilst the gravest personages of the state and army, clothed in long Phoenician tunics, officiated in the meanest functions, with affected zeal and secret indignation.

Haven’t you been paying attention?

Not just anyone can be “a gay”

We have very strict rules we don’t discuss with outsiders, fer Christ sake.

in tiananmen square (handily pictured above). unfortunately for you, i don’t see larry applying the brakes to said tank.

in charge of fucking up disbelievers.

i saved SSS from seeing your saggy boobs! yay me!!!!

seeing as how we are in a state of sss marshall law