KenWo's Corner- Holiday Edition
Happy Holidays to each and every one of you on South Side Sox. Since it is the time of giving, I am wondering if Santa Kenny will put another present in our stockings. He already has given us more than we could have asked for with the Adam Dunn addition along with the re-signing of Paul Konerko. I do think that he could find room for another "stocking stuffer". So Kenny, just in case you are listening, here is my "wish list" for that one last gift that will ease my mind going into the new year!
Freddy Garcia- As you all know, I am a big fan of Freddy Garcia and I do believe there is a need for him in 2011. Freddy pitched very well for us in 2010. There were some outings that I'd like to forget about, but on the whole he was pretty solid and consistent. I know that recent reports concerning Jake Peavy are positive and I hope he is able to start the season, but I will be very surprised if he is able to go in the first week of April. Freddy could slide right into the rotation and save us from having to see Lucas Harrell. I doubt, however, that Freddy will go this route. Teams have shown an interest in him, so I don't see why he'd sign on to be a part time starter when he could get a full time gig.
Ian Snell- He was absolutely brutal last season in Seattle. However, he has shown that he has good stuff in the past. To me, he seems like a guy Don Cooper could work with and get some better results. Unlike Freddy, I doubt that he can find work as a full time starter, so he would be more likely to take a spot start/long relief role. Long relief is something that we struggled with last year and we did miss D.J. Carrasco. Maybe Snell could fill that role.
Andruw Jones- I think that Andruw coming back would be a real good thing. Given Carlos Quentin's injury history and his awful defense, I think Jones could still help us. He could also play center if Alex Rios needed a breather. Right now, the only guy on the current roster that could be put in center is Brent Lillibridge. As funny as Lillibridge is on twitter, I would much rather have Jones on my roster.
Jeremy Hermida- Hermida showed a lot of promise when he was a member of the Florida Marlins. Then he got traded to the Red Sox last season and fell off the map, eventually earning his release. He could be a decent bat off the bench or a possible replacement if and when Quentin gets hurt. He's only going to be 27 years old going into the season. I think he is a real good candidate to have a bounce back season.Octavio Dotel- Dotel was a pretty solid performer in his years with the White Sox. He does have a tendency to give up the long ball, but he also averages 10+ K's/9 and has done so consistently since 2000. He might cost a little more than Kenny is willing to spend, but I would feel a lot better about the bullpen with him in it.
Jerry Hairston Jr.- He could fill the super sub role and maybe some of his old man's magic at coming through with a pinch hit will rub off. He is from the area and is getting up in age, maybe he'd like to play where his Pops did for a season.
I would feel just a little bit better about the Sox if one of these players were brought in for 2011. I think they are realistic propositions as far as contracts go. Is there anyone that I missed? Let's hear your ideas. Have a great Holiday!
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What do you see in Snell?
Think Coop can help him regain his slider? Just a cursory Christmas look at him doesn’t show me much that can be salvaged at the major league level.
Agreed about Freddy or even Andruw, though.
"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly
i see Snell as just another John Van Benschoten
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
and holy shit
did the pirates mess up by making him a pitcher instead of just letting him be a position player
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/V/john-vanbenschoten.shtml
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
I'd like it more if his first name were Ludwig.
Guy was a helluva college player.
"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly
by Uribe Down on Dec 25, 2010 9:08 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Gee, what would his call to the bullpen music be?
"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly
Chuck Berry's Rollover Beethoven?
or is that too cliche…
"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 25, 2010 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'd personally prefer the dramatic doom of the 5th Symphony.
biceps-deep in fungible pumpkins.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2010 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
In Vanbenschoten's case it would be exit music for the fans.
"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly
he has shown good stuff in the past. sox are good at "remaking" some guys.
plus Benoit was a failed starter and he had a great year last year in the pen…. i think snell could possibly do the same. Or he could be absolutely terrible and cut….. i just would like a little more depth for a spot starter and long relief role.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I don't know what this was supposed to be, but I'm intrigued.
larry christmas everyone!
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busy weaving laurel wreath for k dawg and JR. These guys are straight up gangsta this year. -LT_sox_fan on Dec 15, 2010
by South Side Expat on Dec 25, 2010 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
If you could see your Christmas present it would be large, two and a half years old and it kill you in your most defenseless state under the guise of patriotism.
Noose X-Mas indeed.
"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly
I never liked rauch and I know that he rubbed many the wrong way with the sox.
so its highly unlikely.
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I'm just picturing KenWo waking up
and running downstairs (still in his little one piece head to toe footy pajamas with buttflap, naturally) to see what’s under the tree, only to be disappointed that he only got a Dunn, and last years hot gift, a Konerko. Despite being so good the whole year, he didn’t get what he really wanted.
Maybe it’ll happen for your Birthday KenWo.
Meanwhile, you got some great presents. Just think of all the children who weren’t fortunate enough to get a Dunn. To think, some small child in Atlanta got a Linebrink.
busy weaving laurel wreath for k dawg and JR. These guys are straight up gangsta this year. -LT_sox_fan on Dec 15, 2010
by South Side Expat on Dec 25, 2010 10:34 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
The kids in Minnesota hastily traded their shiny new JJ Hardys and Orlando Hudsons on the playground in anticipation their parents would deliver like last year.
All they got was a knock-off that was made in Japan.
by 3E8 on Dec 25, 2010 10:53 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Meanwhile the Dye's sit unsold even at the Dollar Store.
"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 25, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Some poor kid in Seattle got half of his valuables stolen in July and Santa gave him a Cust to compensate.
"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly
by Uribe Down on Dec 25, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Merry Coopmas To All!!

"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 25, 2010 12:14 PM CST reply actions
De Aza
would probably be the back up outfielder over lillibridge if the roster was finalized today. Hermida is intriguing but would probably be redundant as striclty a corner outfielder presuming we have Teahen and another backup outfielder on the team.
There's a Sox game on CSN but no gamethread
Nice job new management!! Dropping more balls than Wilson Betemit and a retirement home fat camp put together
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by billyok on Dec 25, 2010 3:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Merry Christmas, everyone.
But kenwo…bro…seriously…your obsession with Freddy Garcia is a little creepy. He is married, you know.
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 25, 2010 8:55 PM CST reply actions
Homophobe.
"It's like an elephant rodeo in there."
by RWShow on Dec 25, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
lol i just think he's a very good pitcher who refuses to give in even though his stuff isn't what it once was.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Yeah, I'm just giving you shit.
I think he’d be fine as a fifth starter, myself. My Webb idea is off the table, after all.
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 26, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
8-10-10
Freddy Garcia is rocked by the Twins when we needed him the most.
FFG
i'm eager to see which of you is going to put his jacket down first so as to ensure the other’s dress doesn’t get wet. by craigws
Well, if we're going to go that route, we're gonna be handing out
Fs to Bobby, Konerko, Manny, Crain, Gavin, etc.
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 27, 2010 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Jerry Hairston Jr went to my high school and junior high
but he has a yankees ring, so Im not sure how to feel.
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
I went to Central.
I threw a no-hitter against you guys freshman year. KenWo’s not the only one on this site with a successful youth sports career.
Testify!
"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 26, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
cool
never did baseball in highschool, I did soccer instead.
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
Soccer and Baseball in gradeschool, Golf in HS, and Martial Arts in college to now...
"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 26, 2010 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm.. wish I went to school where you did.
Baseball and Soccer were not the same season in these parts.. I probably would have played soccer over baseball if I was choosing between those two.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 27, 2010 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
soccer was in the fall with football.
it was baseball, track and tennis in the spring.
Kenwo4life=ratings
That's how it is where I went to school too.
Soccer wasn’t going to trump football, I may have played soccer over baseball in the spring if I had the option though. Baseball has always been my favorite sport as a fan to watch, but would have been a tough call on which one to play.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 27, 2010 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't play sports in the fall
im a big dude- they wanted me to play football bad… the line wasn’t for me though. i wanted the rock! Hated soccer after my one season when i was 7. i played basketball sophomore year. other than that just baseball for me.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Yeah.. playing football as a lineman doesn't seem all that fun.
If you don’t have elite college-paid-for prospect size, I can’t really blame you.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 27, 2010 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
I cannot wait to organize the first SSS game...maybe we should plan that for May this year. I've already been considering (per the request of out-of-towners and due to Friday pm Chicagoland traffic woes), to have the meth-up on a Saturday this May
(against LAD).
I think a game before tailgating would be suh-weeeet.
biceps-deep in fungible pumpkins.
by homesickalien on Dec 27, 2010 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
I nominate Cheat and FieldMarshalMaragalis to be captains, and have them pick teams.
So we can all relieve those humbling gradeschool days.
But I’d be all in for a game!
(sharpening my cleats to a razor’s edge in honor of Ty Cobb)
"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 27, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
FieldMargalus
Fixed.
"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 27, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Cheat is too breakable.. can't let him near the field.
Especially with the likes of former all-star greats like KenWo on the field.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 27, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
unfortunately my all star days are behind me.
a devastating shoulder injury in August of 2007 ended my illustrious career
Kenwo4life=ratings
You can still toss a softball underhand, right?
biceps-deep in fungible pumpkins.
by homesickalien on Dec 27, 2010 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
yes. that i can do.
i doubt i have the arm to go from rf to 3rd base though. teams will take advantage.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Oh sure, I know I fully plan to exploit your weaknesses.
biceps-deep in fungible pumpkins.
by homesickalien on Dec 27, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
I was co-captain of my high school Scholastic Bowl team. So suck it.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 26, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
this I believe.
i'm eager to see which of you is going to put his jacket down first so as to ensure the other’s dress doesn’t get wet. by craigws
Outstanding Latin Scholar of the Year in HS...
Picked up a lot of Ivy League chicks with that plaque, let me tell you!!!
"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 27, 2010 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Little League in the 50's and 60's was a little different than when you dominated.
First of all, the age bracket was 9-12 all one league. You tried out and if you weren’t good enough you didn’t make it and your parents couldn’t do anything about it. If you did make it as a 9 or 10 year old (not many did) you rode the bench. The rules at the time were you had to play 1 inning of defense or you got 1 at bat per game. Most of the time your ass was planted on the bench until you were 11 and could get around on the 12 year old pitchers like Kenwo.
As a 9 year old, I broke up Tubby Anderson’s (Hometown Legend) no hitter with 1 out in the 6th. Then as a 10 year old in the City Tournament I broke up another no hitter and scored the winning run in a 1-0 championship game. If we ever hook up at the Sox fantasy camp, I swear to God I’ll take you deep in my first at bat, kid.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
by mick10 on Dec 27, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
this is the saddest/most hilarious pissing contest ever
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
by U-God on Dec 27, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Who wouldn't pay to see micktoclick take KenWo yard?
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 27, 2010 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
If we could set this up at the next Methup, I would soooo get in on a pool.
busy weaving laurel wreath for k dawg and JR. These guys are straight up gangsta this year. -LT_sox_fan on Dec 15, 2010
by South Side Expat on Dec 28, 2010 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
lol ive broken up no hitters myself boss....
when i was 7 it was a 7-10 league. then when i was 8 it was 7-9 and 10-12 and 13-15. now a days (at least when i coached in the early 2000s it was 7&8, 9&10, 11&12, 13&14 and 15&16. I think the players weren’t as good as we were. The bigger the age range the better the player you would become because of the tougher competition. When i was 7, i was in 2nd grade maybe? facing guys that were in 5th. thats a huge jump. now a days due to the pussification of america parents don’t like kids playing with kids that much older. I wish i could let my son play with the older kids when he gets to that age….
as far as taking me deep…. i’ll grab a quick strike with a curve, follow with a sidearm fastball that will paint the outside edge and then come with a heater over the top about neck high that you will go down swinging on. nice try though!
Kenwo4life=ratings
If you go first pitch curve and get it over, there won't be a 2nd or 3rd pitch.
1-0 mick.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
In this rarely seen photo, Bruce Springsteen himself pitches to, and is inspired by, Kenwo...

"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 27, 2010 1:29 AM CST up reply actions
i was just kidding...
some people are kinda touchy….. were you guys picked last in gym class? haha sore subject!
Kenwo4life=ratings
they were too busy properly learning how to use an ellipsis
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
by U-God on Dec 27, 2010 6:37 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Who actually picked their own teams in gym class? We were almost always assigned to teams via numbers.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 27, 2010 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
we did in Jr. high
created a nice little pecking order of which i was always a first round draft choice.
Kenwo4life=ratings
6th man of the year in intramural basketball at my white-ass Catholic HS.
Suck on my achievements!
"It's like an elephant rodeo in there."
Sacrificed your ambitions as a starter to come off the bench ot help the team.
How Crist-like.
I hate Christmas. No baseball. by mikecws91
looks like one of my guys will be off the market shortly for about 3.5 mil.
Webb also gone:
http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/12/26/source-rangers-to-sign-brandon-webb-pending-physical/
I hate Christmas. No baseball. by mikecws91
Well, it does say "KenWo's Corner", doesn't it.
Tune in tomorrow to hear how KenWo lost, then found, his virginity at age 12. And how his first shave was at age 10.
I hate Christmas. No baseball. by mikecws91
…and it wasn't his face.
"It's like an elephant rodeo in there."
by RWShow on Dec 28, 2010 11:29 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs



























