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KenWo's Corner- Holiday Edition

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you on South Side Sox.  Since it is the time of giving, I am wondering if Santa Kenny will put another present in our stockings. He already has given us more than we could have asked for with the Adam Dunn addition along with the re-signing of Paul Konerko.  I do think that he could find room for another "stocking stuffer".  So Kenny, just in case you are listening, here is my "wish list" for that one last gift that will ease my mind going into the new year! 

Freddy Garcia- As you all know, I am a big fan of Freddy Garcia and I do believe there is a need for him in 2011.  Freddy pitched very well for us in 2010.  There were some outings that I'd like to forget about, but on the whole he was pretty solid and consistent.  I know that recent reports concerning Jake Peavy are positive and I hope he is able to start the season, but I will be very surprised if he is able to go in the first week of April.  Freddy could slide right into the rotation and save us from having to see Lucas Harrell.  I doubt, however, that Freddy will go this route.  Teams have shown an interest in him, so I don't see why he'd sign on to be a part time starter when he could get a full time gig.  

Ian Snell- He was absolutely brutal last season in Seattle.  However, he has shown that he has good stuff in the past.  To me, he seems like a guy Don Cooper could work with and get some better results.  Unlike Freddy, I doubt that he can find work as a full time starter, so he would be more likely to take a spot start/long relief role.  Long relief is something that we struggled with last year and we did miss D.J. Carrasco.  Maybe Snell could fill that role.

Andruw Jones- I think that Andruw coming back would be a real good thing.  Given Carlos Quentin's injury history and his awful defense, I think Jones could still help us.  He could also play center if Alex Rios needed a breather.  Right now, the only guy on the current roster that could be put in center is Brent Lillibridge.  As funny as Lillibridge is on twitter, I would much rather have Jones on my roster.

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Jeremy Hermida- Hermida showed a lot of promise when he was a member of the Florida Marlins.  Then he got traded to the Red Sox last season and fell off the map, eventually earning his release.  He could be a decent bat off the bench or a possible replacement if and when Quentin gets hurt.  He's only going to be 27 years old going into the season.  I think he is a real good candidate to have a bounce back season. 

Octavio Dotel- Dotel was a pretty solid performer in his years with the White Sox. He does have a tendency to give up the long ball, but he also averages 10+ K's/9 and has done so consistently since 2000.  He might cost a little more than Kenny is willing to spend, but I would feel a lot better about the bullpen with him in it. 

Jerry Hairston Jr.- He could fill the super sub role and maybe some of his old man's magic at coming through with a pinch hit will rub off.  He is from the area and is getting up in age, maybe he'd like to play where his Pops did for a season.  

I would feel just a little bit better about the Sox if one of these players were brought in for 2011.  I think they are realistic propositions as far as contracts go.  Is there anyone that I missed?  Let's hear your ideas.  Have a great Holiday!

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I rarely use this acronym but...

LOL about the picture caption.

Two rights make one wrong

by Rhubarb on Dec 25, 2010 8:07 AM CST reply actions  

What do you see in Snell?

Think Coop can help him regain his slider? Just a cursory Christmas look at him doesn’t show me much that can be salvaged at the major league level.

Agreed about Freddy or even Andruw, though.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Dec 25, 2010 8:41 AM CST reply actions  

i see Snell as just another John Van Benschoten

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Dec 25, 2010 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

and holy shit

did the pirates mess up by making him a pitcher instead of just letting him be a position player

http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/V/john-vanbenschoten.shtml

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Dec 25, 2010 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd like it more if his first name were Ludwig.

Guy was a helluva college player.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Dec 25, 2010 9:08 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I also prefer Ludwig. Well done.

"It's like an elephant rodeo in there."

by RWShow on Dec 25, 2010 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Gee, what would his call to the bullpen music be?

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Dec 25, 2010 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Chuck Berry's Rollover Beethoven?

or is that too cliche…

"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 25, 2010 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

he has shown good stuff in the past. sox are good at "remaking" some guys.

plus Benoit was a failed starter and he had a great year last year in the pen…. i think snell could possibly do the same. Or he could be absolutely terrible and cut….. i just would like a little more depth for a spot starter and long relief role.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 26, 2010 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know what this was supposed to be, but I'm intrigued.

larry christmas everyone!

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busy weaving laurel wreath for k dawg and JR. These guys are straight up gangsta this year. -LT_sox_fan on Dec 15, 2010

by South Side Expat on Dec 25, 2010 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

De Aza

would probably be the back up outfielder over lillibridge if the roster was finalized today. Hermida is intriguing but would probably be redundant as striclty a corner outfielder presuming we have Teahen and another backup outfielder on the team.

by stopdrop8 on Dec 25, 2010 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

Merry Christmas, everyone.

But kenwo…bro…seriously…your obsession with Freddy Garcia is a little creepy. He is married, you know.

Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 25, 2010 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, I'm just giving you shit.

I think he’d be fine as a fifth starter, myself. My Webb idea is off the table, after all.

Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 26, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

8-10-10

Freddy Garcia is rocked by the Twins when we needed him the most.

FFG

i'm eager to see which of you is going to put his jacket down first so as to ensure the other’s dress doesn’t get wet. by craigws

by e-gus on Dec 26, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, if we're going to go that route, we're gonna be handing out

Fs to Bobby, Konerko, Manny, Crain, Gavin, etc.

Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 27, 2010 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

can we sign cheat back?

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Dec 25, 2010 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Jerry Hairston Jr went to my high school and junior high

but he has a yankees ring, so Im not sure how to feel.

The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.

by blackoutsox on Dec 25, 2010 11:15 PM CST reply actions  

I went to Central.

I threw a no-hitter against you guys freshman year. KenWo’s not the only one on this site with a successful youth sports career.

by 3E8 on Dec 26, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Testify!

"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 26, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

cool

never did baseball in highschool, I did soccer instead.

The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.

by blackoutsox on Dec 26, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.. wish I went to school where you did.

Baseball and Soccer were not the same season in these parts.. I probably would have played soccer over baseball if I was choosing between those two.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 27, 2010 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

soccer was in the fall with football.

it was baseball, track and tennis in the spring.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 27, 2010 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

That's how it is where I went to school too.

Soccer wasn’t going to trump football, I may have played soccer over baseball in the spring if I had the option though. Baseball has always been my favorite sport as a fan to watch, but would have been a tough call on which one to play.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 27, 2010 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't play sports in the fall

im a big dude- they wanted me to play football bad… the line wasn’t for me though. i wanted the rock! Hated soccer after my one season when i was 7. i played basketball sophomore year. other than that just baseball for me.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 27, 2010 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.. playing football as a lineman doesn't seem all that fun.

If you don’t have elite college-paid-for prospect size, I can’t really blame you.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 27, 2010 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I nominate Cheat and FieldMarshalMaragalis to be captains, and have them pick teams.

So we can all relieve those humbling gradeschool days.

But I’d be all in for a game!
(sharpening my cleats to a razor’s edge in honor of Ty Cobb)

"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 27, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

FieldMargalus

Fixed.

"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 27, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Cheat is too breakable.. can't let him near the field.

Especially with the likes of former all-star greats like KenWo on the field.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 27, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

unfortunately my all star days are behind me.

a devastating shoulder injury in August of 2007 ended my illustrious career

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 27, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

yes. that i can do.

i doubt i have the arm to go from rf to 3rd base though. teams will take advantage.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 27, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

welcome aboard my friend.

we are the only 2 who could play apparently.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 26, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

this I believe.

i'm eager to see which of you is going to put his jacket down first so as to ensure the other’s dress doesn’t get wet. by craigws

by e-gus on Dec 26, 2010 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Outstanding Latin Scholar of the Year in HS...

Picked up a lot of Ivy League chicks with that plaque, let me tell you!!!

"You People Disgust Me" - TAEG

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 27, 2010 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Little League in the 50's and 60's was a little different than when you dominated.

First of all, the age bracket was 9-12 all one league. You tried out and if you weren’t good enough you didn’t make it and your parents couldn’t do anything about it. If you did make it as a 9 or 10 year old (not many did) you rode the bench. The rules at the time were you had to play 1 inning of defense or you got 1 at bat per game. Most of the time your ass was planted on the bench until you were 11 and could get around on the 12 year old pitchers like Kenwo.
As a 9 year old, I broke up Tubby Anderson’s (Hometown Legend) no hitter with 1 out in the 6th. Then as a 10 year old in the City Tournament I broke up another no hitter and scored the winning run in a 1-0 championship game. If we ever hook up at the Sox fantasy camp, I swear to God I’ll take you deep in my first at bat, kid.

If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly

by mick10 on Dec 27, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

this is the saddest/most hilarious pissing contest ever

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Dec 27, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Epic?

If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly

by mick10 on Dec 27, 2010 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

lol ive broken up no hitters myself boss....

when i was 7 it was a 7-10 league. then when i was 8 it was 7-9 and 10-12 and 13-15. now a days (at least when i coached in the early 2000s it was 7&8, 9&10, 11&12, 13&14 and 15&16. I think the players weren’t as good as we were. The bigger the age range the better the player you would become because of the tougher competition. When i was 7, i was in 2nd grade maybe? facing guys that were in 5th. thats a huge jump. now a days due to the pussification of america parents don’t like kids playing with kids that much older. I wish i could let my son play with the older kids when he gets to that age….

as far as taking me deep…. i’ll grab a quick strike with a curve, follow with a sidearm fastball that will paint the outside edge and then come with a heater over the top about neck high that you will go down swinging on. nice try though!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 28, 2010 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

i was just kidding...

some people are kinda touchy….. were you guys picked last in gym class? haha sore subject!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 27, 2010 3:35 AM CST up reply actions  

they were too busy properly learning how to use an ellipsis

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Dec 27, 2010 6:37 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

to.

I hate Christmas. No baseball. by mikecws91

by winningugly on Dec 27, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

This is perfect!

"It's like an elephant rodeo in there."

by RWShow on Dec 27, 2010 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, it does say "KenWo's Corner", doesn't it.

Tune in tomorrow to hear how KenWo lost, then found, his virginity at age 12. And how his first shave was at age 10.

I hate Christmas. No baseball. by mikecws91

by winningugly on Dec 28, 2010 6:42 AM CST reply actions  

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