White Sox Transaction Wrap-Up
With the flurry of activity over the last 48 hours, it seems like a good idea to put in one place all that's happened.
- First, as was completely expected, the White Sox exercised their $2.75 million option for 2011 on Alexei Ramirez. This was necessary after Ramirez opted out of the last year of his contract, which would have paid him $1.1 million.
- Second, as was also completely expected, the White Sox declined to offer arbitration to Bobby Jenks (and Erick Threets). Jenks is now a free agent.
- Third, in a somewhat less expected but long hoped-for move, the White Sox signed Adam Dunn to a 4 year, $56 million contract. Dunn, who had previously stated his aversion to DHing, has now come around on that concept: "I was dead set on not DHing, but the more I thought about it, if I have to DH to win a ring, I'll do it." Ozzie has said he'll also use Dunn at first base and left field.
- Fourth, in a move whose time many thought had passed, the White Sox signed A.J Pierzynski to a 2 year, $8 million contract. Pierzynski had received more lucrative offers from other teams - and even told his mom with which new team he was signing - but he made one last call to the White Sox and they hammered out a deal in 15 minutes.
- Finally, in a long-hoped for but often thought impossible move, the White Sox found a team (Atlanta) to take Scott Linebrink. The White Sox sent along $3.5 million and got back something deemed The 5th Best Bullpen Prospect in the Atlanta Braves Organization. We also got back Not Seeing Scott Linebrink Pitch.
The MLB Winter Meetings begin on Monday. The White Sox have already accomplished a whole lot. But Kenny Williams rarely goes inactive so I'm sure there will be rumors galore. The primary rumor so far is that the White Sox will sign Paul Konerko during the Winter Meetings for $13 million per year (presumably for three years). Fans, though, have to be pretty happy so far with his offseason moves.
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"Great things have been effected by a few men well conducted" - George Rogers Clark
by Carthago Delenda Est on Dec 4, 2010 10:13 AM CST reply actions
I cannot sign zee papers!
"We're going to try and knock the crap out of everybody." ~ Brian Urlacher
You are gonna not want to do that here.
"I was the nicest Hitler ever, pulling out chairs for old women and what not." -Rhubarb
by South Side Expat on Dec 4, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
This is not something we do around these here parts.
OMFFGWTFLEMONGRASSONABBQ!!
Marian Hossa is Marian Hossa and we are not. Class dismissed.
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...
by chisoxfan1473 on Dec 4, 2010 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
It was wrong.
Now I am good as dead. My partner talked me into it. She’s a Cub’s fan. I should have known better. I’ll never do it again. What was I thinking? I’ll just…just… GAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’entrate.
"Great things have been effected by a few men well conducted" - George Rogers Clark
by Carthago Delenda Est on Dec 4, 2010 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
misere di me, gridai a lui, quello schelectro o uomo vero...
".... and in closing, lick. my. balls." - U God
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 4, 2010 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Being a cub fan WILL make you lose all hope
And create brain retardation.
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 4, 2010 12:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
sei fottuto
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Non so chi il tiene, non so cos' e
Sospiro e gemo senza voler, palpito e tremo senza saper, non trovo pace notte ne di!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 4, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
can you give me your email address, so I can ask for your address.
I say great because its not done…i reserve the right to get quantifiably more ecstatic than I already am
Hitting the sauce a little early today?
"I was the nicest Hitler ever, pulling out chairs for old women and what not." -Rhubarb
by South Side Expat on Dec 4, 2010 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
I woke and boke
and I have a terrible fucking capillary constriction in my grey. Sorry for tarnishing a perfect post.
You Jerk. I woke and cleaned off the car so we could run errands
while nursing a hangover that seems to be the result of mixing vodka with gatorade for lack of a better mixer.
"I was the nicest Hitler ever, pulling out chairs for old women and what not." -Rhubarb
by South Side Expat on Dec 4, 2010 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
drink the cheapest shit you can find
no hangover.
skeletons don't like closets.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 4, 2010 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
nope. not even close.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Your terrible advice is noted
and instantly discarded.
X__Adam Dunn_________________
by RWShow on Dec 4, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
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by 3E8 on Dec 4, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
well you are obviously not a drinker
grey goose and belvedere are easily the 2 worst vodkas for hangovers… I would imagine a guy like you drinks listerine to get a buzz.
skeletons don't like closets.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 5, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
"Vodka hangovers are hell. I won't drink that shit anymore."
I learned that while drinking listerine.
Chump.
X__Adam Dunn_________________
This is so my next sig.
Like 11 hundred horses when I switch that gear
Swerve on them sorta like I missed that dear
Then I press that little button on the sit back chair!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 10, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
it's like high school all over again
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
It really kinda was.
I started off with good intentions. But yeah, by the time you end using Gatorade…
"I was the nicest Hitler ever, pulling out chairs for old women and what not." -Rhubarb
by South Side Expat on Dec 4, 2010 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
still remember the first mixed drink i was ever handed
capt morgan and riptide rush gatorade. worst. drink. ever.
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
something with everclear for me
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Dec 4, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
oh god
Had that mixed with gatorade in a tall beer mug at a party at NIU…didn’t know that at the time because they called it Jungle Juice…pretty much chugged the fucker in order to get to a pimp n’ hos party elsewhere…blackout at other party and woke up on the bathroom floor…apparently everyone thought I was dead b/c I locked the door and them pounding on it to no avail…Good Times!
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 4, 2010 1:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
they will call anything jungle juice at NIU...
skeletons don't like closets.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 5, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Can't go wrong with that..
Crown has a sturdier base than your average liquor bottle, less likely to tip over while driving.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 4, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
LMAO!
find the cops for me GiT!
skeletons don't like closets.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 5, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Bacardi and an iced coffee from Dunkin' Donuts.
TS% = Thabo Sefolosha percentage. It calculates how much you can be like Thabo Sefolosha. That’s why Keith Bogans is at 70%.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
haha. i actually hope that's not true. there have to be some moments where you're not clearly being indian.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
It was followed by a shot of Johnny Walker Red.
I threw up in 5 minutes and didn’t drink until college.
TS% = Thabo Sefolosha percentage. It calculates how much you can be like Thabo Sefolosha. That’s why Keith Bogans is at 70%.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 4, 2010 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah? how bout kahlua and coke
or my personal favorite rumplemintz and root beer!
Kenwo4life=ratings
actually rumplemintz and root beer is quite tasty.
can’t say the same for kahlua and coke
Kenwo4life=ratings
Necessary, no.
But it doesn’t hurt.
Your 2011 White Sox: DONKEY KONG!!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 4, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
choose your own flippant retort:
steve malkmus told me not to
OR
that was a blatant come on
Fireworks: Bang?
Lime flavored vodka and Mountain dew while on HS trip to Rome...
Got so hammered I was nearly another corpse floating in the Tiber…
".... and in closing, lick. my. balls." - U God
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 4, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
that was my first mixed drink too
was decent enough compared to some of the others I have seen on here
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
I would rather hit myself in the head with a cross peen hammer than drink that again
".... and in closing, lick. my. balls." - U God
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 4, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
"if having a gatorade before bed prevents a hangover, clearly making it part of the drinking will have the same results. brilliant!"

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
Now see, I could imagine that being really nice with the new snow.
"I was the nicest Hitler ever, pulling out chairs for old women and what not." -Rhubarb
by South Side Expat on Dec 4, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
labor mothers?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Yeah labor mothers, you got a problem with them!
Cuz I do! I forgot that I hate hearts, explorers, civil rights leaders, presidents pool partys, BBQ’s Canadian football, crossedressers and turkey.
i voted excellent....
but have decided that i should have voted “great”. it won’t be excellent unless konerko (or someone like him) sign on.
Kenwo4life=ratings
He did say "so far". That's why I voted excellent. So far, it has been.
X__Adam Dunn_________________
What has two thumbs and can give the White Sox 40/100 from the DH spot?
by 3E8 on Dec 4, 2010 11:26 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
By the way, I do believe Dunn is now my biggest man crush on the Sox.
From Q to Peavy to Bacon to Dunn. Yep, I’m a slut.
X__Adam Dunn_________________
by RWShow on Dec 4, 2010 11:47 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Don't worry
a lot of people have donkey fantasies.
by Gentleman Jim on Dec 4, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
And by a lot of people he means
“You are not alone in your secret burrine fetish, my ass-loving brother!”
".... and in closing, lick. my. balls." - U God
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 4, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He's an ass man....

Your 2011 White Sox: DONKEY KONG!!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 4, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I recently said you and Kenwo had a lot in common!
I can just see you two at Wrestlemania 48 followed by a nightcap at Hunters.
".... and in closing, lick. my. balls." - U God
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 4, 2010 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
God, he looks so good in a sox hat
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
I enjoyed Adam Dunn on Top Chef last year
I look forward to his appetite being on the South Side.
Hope he’s not writing the 2011 White Sox Anal too. -Sox Machine
Great because it's great.
Excellent would be not “kicking the can down the road.”
The sky IS falling.
I voted good
KW was too busy patting himself on the back while Gonzalez was plucked away by Boston.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
looks like his grandkids left the 360 on again
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
by U-God on Dec 4, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
VG
skeletons don't like closets.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 5, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
you voted good
because of some impossible fantasy trade didnt happen? umm okay.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
we don't have the talent to send them for a player of Gonzalez's skill level
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
So the Padres would rather have what they got.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
they got the number 1, 3, and 6, prospects from a good farm system
that’s a good haul
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
To say nothing of what Boston is going to be able to do in the upcoming draft
with the picks they’ll net from Martinez and Beltre signing elsewhere. It’s pretty much a win-win deal for both teams….
Your 2011 White Sox: DONKEY KONG!!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 4, 2010 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
we're already committing future dollars on this year's team
let’s not commit future talent too.
Fireworks: Bang?
It's worth re-emphasizing that the whole backloading thing doesn't end up well
if you can’t tie up the loose ends cheaply. It could be really ugly if there are still the likes of Teahen and Linebrink taking up payroll when the big contracts kick in.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Issaquah-bound to tip one back with egus and kidnap Omar.
In that order.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
I will be on high alert.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 4, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
well that's weird
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
i only wish
colby would look nice on the south side
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
better to have a first baseman with a ring
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
*takes meme hat off
Ok I would disagree with that. Lance Berkman is showing signs that a very fast and significant decline is coming soon. His age is showing much faster than Paulies. He’s hit 248 with 14 homeruns this last season.
Paul Konerko just came off a 5th place mvp season. While I have no expectations for him to do that again, I think .280 with 25 homeruns is more than a reasonable expectation for him. Plus his familiarity will definitely put more fans in the seats
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
how different is that from Paulie's '08?
i guess it came somewhat later in his career. but he’s declining from a higher peak than Paulie.
Fireworks: Bang?
Paulie had an injured thumb most of the season in 2008
a thumb injury that hasnt affected his performance very much last year.
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
How likely is he to rebound from his injuries?
The situations are similar besides Berkman being older. It is probably worth noting the type of injuries. Knee and hip problems are no joke. Granted, DHing may help that. Putting him in the outfield probably won’t and that’s why I question the Cards signing him.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
im all for rebound candidates
but not old expensive ones.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
In this market, $8 million isn't asking Berkman to rebound
just to not get much worse. I just wouldn’t put him in the outfield.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
ideally id like to sign pk for 2 years
I think the Sox have a strong window the next 2 years. I understand the 3rd is a sort of a gift.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
If Paul really is considering retirement
2 years plus an option/buyout would seem standard.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
i'm not very familiar with Berkman's health history
and this is an area where the Sox are expert. i just don’t want that extra $5M to be spent symbolically.
Fireworks: Bang?
Well, we don't know what it's going to be yet.
KW isn’t the type to pay for feel-good points. If they pay him $13 mil AAV, it’s because they feel he’s worth it and they can’t sign him any cheaper.
There may be a small amount of value to speak for concerning familiarity. Merchandise and the like.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
Sure it is
Konerko is our poor man’s Jeter. I doubt he flops and creates some giant hole. If the Sox reach the playoffs in the next couple years its pretty irrelevant anyway.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
I think I need to adjust my expectations a bit, as I didn't think Berkman would get so much
then again, I think I’m also undervaluing Berkman quite a bit. Bill James still has him projected for a .385 wOBA. Even if that’s a bit optimistic, the projections between he and Konerko can’t be appreciably different. And if he’s gonna play LF for St. Louis, that would’ve worked quite well for the Sox in interleague.
Ugh. I just don’t like that the Sox are about to lock up Konerko when similar production is available for about a third of the monetary commitment.
If it was really that simple
Others would be interested
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
Berkman
PK was hurt in 08. Lances swing appeared slow last year and my guess is other teams saw that.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
If you think hes a good bounce back candidate I wont argue
but I don’t think he outproduces PK next year.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
Others were interested, though -- Oakland, for one, and I have to imagine the Sox kicked the tires a bit, too
a big point here is mentioned above by colin — Berkman is falling from a much, much higher peak than Konerko is/will be. And wasn’t Berkman hurt last year, too?
I think the point Im trying to make
is teams are interested until a point. At this point it doesnt matter who was a better ball player. Clearly Lance was. Its who they think will be better moving forward. Lance completely shut down against LH pitching last year and I dont believe it was injury related.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
i think teams are pretty well known for over-valuing the most recent
season. humans have a recency bias.
Fireworks: Bang?
i don't know
but i’m pretty sure their Marcels/ZiPS/etc. projected wOBA will be within 5 points. they’re the same age, so i don’t have to worry about the age effect. i did a quick 3/4/5 weight and they were within 2 points of each other. there’s no way the difference offset the 2 extra years.
Fireworks: Bang?
Isn't there something practical to that?
Obviously it’s only to an extent.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
by bias, i mean one that needs to be corrected for in this instance
Marcel uses a 3/4/5 weighting rather than, say, 1/4/8.
fwiw i’m sure there was some evolutionary advantage and i’d guess connected to our novelty bias. IANAA, but it seems plausible that environmental changes deserving response in a pre-industrial world were probably sudden after long bouts of relative sameness. e.g. WHERE THE FUCK DID THOSE WOLVES COME FROM?!
Fireworks: Bang?
not to mention
Viciedo would be a fine option against LHP if that’s in fact the case.
Fireworks: Bang?
you dont have to convince me that
the Sox can spend 13 million effectively for PK’s production. But this can be said for most contracts.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
I would much rather have berkman and 5 million to spend on the bullpen.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
dunn and berkman or pk and berkman?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
dunn
we all love paulie but we barely broke even on his last contract. we will overpay on this one when we really can’t afford to.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
Are you in Jerry's will?
What’s this “we” Willis?
Intoxicated with the wine of cloaking powers and the gin of banning authority since 2005.
by Chiburb on Dec 4, 2010 6:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Then you should be arguing with your Managing Director.
As for fans, the whole “isn’t worth it” argument is moot.
Yes we have cognizance of the payroll, but a couple mil here and there don’t mean shit.
Intoxicated with the wine of cloaking powers and the gin of banning authority since 2005.
i'm not too worried about then pen. sounds like
they think they can get PK and Putz (or Putz-like). so maybe even punt on Q and use 10M for RF.
Fireworks: Bang?
As did I.
Good get on AJ, great get in Dunn, excellent discard in Liney.
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
I think someone is going to offer Putz big money.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
That's a good question
I think Putz, but it will probably come down to one team liking one or the other more than they should.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
the last time bobby had something to prove he was pooty goo
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
Head case.
Pass.
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
no. very few were interested in Thome and Dye last year.
8 million dollars suggests there is still a market for him. stop this nonsense now.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
Juan Uribe got 21 million
Its a different market this year from the last two years
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
juan uribe is a winner. all he does is win championships.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
no Lance Berkman signed a 1 year deal for 8 million
because he had a ridiculous number of choices. Give me a break.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
Dude interested at his asking price
stop your nonsense
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
yeah, that'll clearly help him get his ring
The only glove he needs is a batting glove. - RWShow on Adam Dunn signing.
YAY! i am highly satisfied but I got a feeling that we aren't done yet
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! I DAYDREAM WITH THE BEST OF THEM.......
oh don't it
you will get yourself in trouble
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! I DAYDREAM WITH THE BEST OF THEM.......
by pierzynskirules on Dec 4, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
If we don't sign Konerko, what would that leave us with.
A Dunn/vicideo/flowers 1b/dh platoon?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
definitely not
there are a number of old sluggers out there. could mean moving Dunn to 1B and/or Quentin to DH.
Fireworks: Bang?
if you are thinking big, might as well go after crawford
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Dunn makes it good
Not having to see Linebrink makes it ‘great’ for me at least. At minimum, you’ll go into a season with Dunn as your 1st/primary DH, which means that you’ll probably give the majority of the other AB’s to Viciedo. Any reason to think he can’t at least outproduce what we got at DH last year? So either way, you’re better than you were last year.
Plus we don’t have to see Linebrink anymore.
Your 2011 White Sox: DONKEY KONG!!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 4, 2010 9:12 PM CST reply actions
What would make it excellent?
And what differs re: “great” vs. “excellent”?
Put on your Sartre hat.
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
i agree with a few people further up the thread.
need paulie to make it ‘excellent’ methinks.
besides the benefit of it being just paulie, it takes away much of the threat of dunn playing at first too much. though you’d hope julius eater would get that position before dunn did.
what would make it excellent? with unlimited $$$?
give me Crawford and Werth in the OF (trade JP and Q). But no money :(
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Yeah, the poll was about rating the offseason thus far.
It’s only ‘excellent’ if they end up winning the WS, in my world. I’m trying this new thing, ‘following instructions with regards to posting.’ Gonna see if it works.
Your 2011 White Sox: DONKEY KONG!!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 4, 2010 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell is the world coming too?
"I was the nicest Hitler ever, pulling out chairs for old women and what not." -Rhubarb
by South Side Expat on Dec 4, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
I know, right?!
Your 2011 White Sox: DONKEY KONG!!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 4, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I mean, larry hasn't even made a Jew crack about Reinsdorf opening up the purse strings yet.
"I was the nicest Hitler ever, pulling out chairs for old women and what not." -Rhubarb
by South Side Expat on Dec 4, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Too busy consolidating power.... and unfolding nifty ninja-like coathangers

".... and in closing, lick. my. balls." - U God
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 4, 2010 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
If only that had a briefcase.
"I was the nicest Hitler ever, pulling out chairs for old women and what not." -Rhubarb
by South Side Expat on Dec 4, 2010 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
I know.. but it does have the coathanger!

".... and in closing, lick. my. balls." - U God
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 4, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
you must have not shaken your ass vigorously enough....
".... and in closing, lick. my. balls." - U God
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 5, 2010 2:09 AM CST up reply actions
Don't shake the donkey.
X__Adam Dunn_________________
by RWShow on Dec 5, 2010 2:51 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
KW needs money
“We’re already looking under couches, the cup tray, everything,” Williams said. “We’ll have the guys in spring training passing the hats. You think we’re kidding. We’re looking under couches.”
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Gotta find those quarters so we can pay paulie a full dollar
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 5, 2010 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Anyone mention that Dunn and AJ both took back loaded contracts so that we could give PK a better deal?
Dunn is going to get $12 million in 2011, $14 million in 2012 and $15 million each in 2013 and 2014. AJ is getting $2 million in 2011 and $6 million in 2012. I fucking love Dunn already for being willing to do a backloaded contract so that we can get Paulie back.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
yes
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Dec 5, 2010 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
thanks, must have missed that in one of the older threads
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
if you're now just catching up, i would be overwhelmed too, last few days have exciting for sox fans
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
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