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Paid in Full(the bullpen)

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via www.chicagonow.com

 

[Ozzie G]: Yo Kenny, What's up?
[Kenny]: Yo, I'm doing the knowledge, Ozzie, I'm trying to get the bullpen full
[O]: Well, check this out, since Chicago is our city, right
[K]: True
[O]: Jerry Reinsdorf is our boss
[K]: Word up
[O]: SSS is our sons
[K]: Indeed
[O]: Okay, so who we rollin with?
[K]: We rollin with the White Sox
[O]: Of Chicago! Check this out, since we ruling over
this def lineup that I put together, I wanna hear some of them
def plans, know what I'm saying?  And together, we can get
the bullpen full

[Kenny]
Thinkin of a master plan
Cuz ain't nuthin but change inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still holes in the bullpen
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some RPs for cents
I need money, I use to swing a stick kid
So I think of all the previous trades I did
I got some losers, I got some breaks, ain't nothin funny
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move Kenny but the money
But now I turn to dealing cos I'm righteous
I feel great!  So maybe JR might just
Find a nickel and a dime, if I strive
Then maybe the Whitesox'll stay alive
So I walk into my office whistlin this
Feelin right in place but man do I miss
A decent farm system that I can trade from
Me and Ozzie G, and a nice bullpen of
Hard throwin hicks that know how to pitch
But without no money it's still a wish
Cos I don't like to dream about minor trades
So I dig into the GM book I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the phone lines, until the bullpens full

 

First fanpost.  Quite possibly the last.  All Ozzie lines have been translated from the original source.

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