DamonWatch 2010: A DH Dream Dies With Every Cowley Tweet
White Sox GM Kenny Williams told Scot Gregor of the Daily Herald that he won't discuss his club's interest in Johnny Damon until Sunday. It's unclear what that means, but Gregor suspects it means Damon has chosen the Tigers.
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Over/under before this is taken down?
I say 1:30 (cst)
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
It's crap, anyway.
;)
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Feb 18, 2010 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
with that attitude it is.
bird law in this country is not ruled by reason
by soxshenanigans on Feb 18, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
"And we've heard lots about Damon's wife, but the outfielder says the decision is up to him."
So are we finally acknowledging that KW goes for players’ wives over actual players?
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Feb 18, 2010 12:32 PM CST reply actions
Yup!
He likes the youngins! Any pics of mac’s sister?
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 18, 2010 7:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that was one joke of a bad rumor
referred to brandon’s ‘girlfriend’
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Feb 19, 2010 2:45 AM CST up reply actions
That Gregor post is worthless
Absolutely nothing behind it other than Gregor deciding that a completely ambiguous statement has meaning.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 12:50 PM CST reply actions
How perfect, seeing as how that is all this whole thing has been. Ambiguous and meaningless
drivel.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough
But the Gregor thing seems to be of a different sort; at least Roenthal, et al. don’t take a leap from not discussing it at the moment to not going to happen.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I gotcha. I was just tying the room together.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
That's what the area rug is for!
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Easy set-up for a Chinaman watersports joke
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't he have signed with D Town if he wanted too?
I guess the Boras factor plays in but still…
keep the dream alive!
This is
Just another reason to hate Detroit. Though if Ciccarelli, Phil Garner, and Vladamir Konstantinov aren’t reason enough, we were probably lost.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
What have I learned from this? Johnny Damon has a million friends in far-flung places.
Like the morning host at a sports station in Toronto:
am640Brady: Heard from good source today Johnny Damon & wife “want nothing to do w/ Detroit”. I hate hearing that. It's not like he could get downsized.
if i were to ever go to that terrible city
my moral would be severely downsized.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
the fat one was funny.
Yes.. if a foul ball comes to the dugout, someone will be able to save Harold Baines. That’s great, but I don’t see how that helps us win games. x3 - Grinder In Training
He's back and worse than ever!
Nahright.com and search bizzare for his new joint.
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 18, 2010 7:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
proof died
the group disbanded
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
was he the fat one?
if so, thats sad.
Yes.. if a foul ball comes to the dugout, someone will be able to save Harold Baines. That’s great, but I don’t see how that helps us win games. x3 - Grinder In Training
no
the fat one was bizarre. proof was the most talented one. apparently they have an album coming out this year
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D12
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
You're forgetting about ICP
No who doesn’t want to go to The D?
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
*now
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
ICP
makes me want to punch babies.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
But they run the Gathering of the Juggalos!
And it provided some of the most hilariously unintentional comedy (starting at 1:27):
http://www.wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=32311&archive=54334
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Johnny Damon, how I want him.
He’s got OPS I can’t resist,
but he seems to know my dollars don’t exist.
Johnny Damon, how I want him.
How I tingle with each Tweet gone by.
Could this be the one that makes me stop and cry?.
I remember how I got carried away.
I dreamt of him and me, how he’d bat #3.
Other fellas can rotate at DH,
but I just sit and wait, I’d rather concentrate …
… on Johnny Damon.
‘Cause I love him.
And I pray that someday he’ll love me.
And together we will see how lovely The Series will be.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Feb 18, 2010 1:17 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
God, you are old.
Rec’d.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
Shelly Fabreres sure looked good in a sweater, heh?
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
Yep.
Not Christina Hendricks, but she’d do – from the ’60’s.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
One of the best "Happy Days" lines I remember (and there weren't many of 'em)
was when Ralph and Potsie were looking at a Playboy and Potsie says “Imagine her in a sweater!”. I thought Donnie Most was going to bite his tongue completely off to stop from laughing. Great moment, if only in response to your thought.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Feb 18, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
That's great. :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Good one, heh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
I went to the future and took this photo
I also did some other stuff for which I do not apologize even though I probably should
signature
by billyok on Feb 18, 2010 1:23 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
So you visited 2014? Cuz lord knows KennyGM always get his man.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
I see we have an inaugural stadium patch on our jersey
Well, we have something to look forward to in Chicago
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
it also looks like we're in the WS too
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
This is starting to develop
more like a typical Sox acquisition.
And a typical Sox non-acquisition
All at the same time
by Quickly 0 and 2 on Feb 18, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Just face it, Kenny Williams is unpredictable
I know it’s hard for some people to grasp, but there’s no possible way to know what’s going on in that head.
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
You're right, reason enough to manage expectations.
Playing out out in the press, Boras client, more money than they wanted to spend, in the manager’s face (supposedly).
Can any good come of this?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
(supposedly) ;)
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
we got played
by boras. again.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions
We just got served.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
Meh.
Same song, different album, right?
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Are you also a Tigers fan?
I was afraid of this.
It’s time to lose Boras’ phone number. We just got used.
Let the White Sox have him.
by rook34 on Feb 17, 2010 10:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Grinder in Training on Feb 18, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
yes, we'll take him!
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
I'm pretty certain
Boras is Lucy. We’re convinced that this was the time we were going to kick that football…
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
hence Cheat’s headline White Sox Finally Planning Failed Bid For Above-Replacement-Level DH
I’d rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
by colintj on Feb 17, 2010 12:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Which I commented on in that thread. Alternatively:
"Lucy Holds The Football For Charlie (Once Again)"
“his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Feb 17, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
fuckin' Groundhog Day up in here
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
Seriously. I wonder if he even caught that I was quoting him...for the third time.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Too much so
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Aye
good post. I did not see it but you indeed beat me to it. Well said.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Boras is Luci-fer.
Fixed.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
Are you asking me?
Because you replied to me. I’m not whoever ‘rook34’ is.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm making fun of your eeyore, "woe is me" nonsense.
And his. We didn’t get played. We offered a very small amount of money for a good player, not expecting to get him. The fact we were in the discussion at all suggests Boras got played by the market that he overestimated for his client.
by Grinder in Training on Feb 18, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It wasn't 'woe is me', Mr. Emo
it was a reality-check. We got outbid by a team in a Godforsaken city. If management came in with an offer lower than the Tiggers’ original, what did they expect?
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Outbid is not the same as "played by Boras"
It’s not like we were tricked. We know how much the other team bid. We just said no to the demands. How is that being played? It’s not like someone pulled a fast one on us here.
by Grinder in Training on Feb 18, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And they may be in a poor city,
But Illitch has plenty of money to spend.
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
Is there a link to any definitive action?
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
Well, at the very least
it indicates that people other than Ozzie were not satisfied with the plan at DH, yeah?
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:45 PM CST reply actions
Hence
the ‘at the very least’, which was a retrospective on the entire ordeal.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
And the Thome mini-ordeal over Sox-fest weekend?
by Quickly 0 and 2 on Feb 18, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
I would assume the same
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Get him or not, does anyone still think Kenny and Jerry don’t get the H in DH? "his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Feb 17, 2010 5:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
i think most people realize that jerry and kenny wanted a real DH it was the deferring to ozzie that was the mind boggling part
We just need to execute better – Lovie Del Negro
by Illini0509 on Feb 17, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll reword it for you then: Does anyone still think Kenny and JR will let Ozzie make personnel decisions?
“his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Feb 17, 2010 6:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
ah that’s better i’ve been saying it since thome went to teh twinn. the off season isn’t over.
We just need to execute better – Lovie Del Negro
by Illini0509 on Feb 17, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Feb 18, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Forgive me
I’ve been indisposed for 12 months and was not near a computer. I found this site recently and have only begun exploring. If that’s not enough and it serves only as fodder for the rest of the posters here, I’m out. Deuces.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
all of the posts listed in chi's post
are from yesterday
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
It's a riff on some recent douche, not serious.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
And I'm the douche you so eloquently speak of?
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm. Maybe I'm wrong. There was a recent douche who used the same excuse for posting silly things.
I thought you were doing a riff on him. But if that isn’t what you were doing…
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
No, it wasn't
I just haven’t been around until recently to catch up on all-things Sox related in the off season. This site looked appealing and I joined.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
question
how exactly does one “hate-fuck” a cubs fan?
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
Putting it in rough and hard
and they always end up liking it, no matter how much they protest… they love to lose inside the ballpark and out.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
well you are just all kinds of lovely
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
by U-God on Feb 18, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
oh, so....rape...
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
this reduced me to tears
awesome beautiful tears
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Uh, nooooo...
But your pick for ‘victim of the day’ is duly noted.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Victim of the day.... laughable, man. Sorry that I so wrongly interpreted "hate-fucking" and "no matter how much they protest"....
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, but they ENJOY it. Nuance!
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
It wasn't rape
but do what you must to get a few giggles out of people on a message board no one gives a fuck for, anyway. Have fun in virtual reality. The weather must be nice there. Anyone who spends the amount of time you guys do on a message board, traipsing about doing everything you can territorially to keep out anyone new is bound to be too pathetic for any counseling program. Live out those high school years, fellas- your life never got better, did it? Out.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
coming from the 32-33 year-old trying to join the community
and how many times are you going to say goodbye? parting shots lose their luster when you keep making new ones.
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
Don't ban him.
He is my only friend on here :(
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 18, 2010 7:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Can't personalize this.
Thin skin doesn’t work well here. Gotta be Chicago Tough – sociopathy helps, too.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
I think 'advocating rape'
Is a symptom of sociopathy.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Man on man rape is ok in my book.
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 18, 2010 7:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i like to think mine can cover rape
thanks, HSA!
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
You know something?
You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You are fucking awesome.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
this!
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
This reduced me to laughter
Because, as we often have to point out, the internet IS srs bizness
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
oh, if only I could find a man to show me attention!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
I'll !
keep !
digging !
til
I !
feel !
something….
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Jimmy, this was just for you, with a fuggin ribbon on top, and you didn't even appreciate it. :p
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 19, 2010 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
we're all just sheep
baaa
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Dude I'm hot
Don’t judge me.
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
Ask Milton Bradley
He’s the so called expert of this trade
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
now this just doesnt make any sense
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
What do you think would've happened if you put Milton Bradley next to a Cubs fan last year?
Well?
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
The Cubs fan would have asked for his autograph?
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Naturally
Because we all know Milton Bradley is a community loving guy who keeps his mouth shut. A model player, everyone tries to follow his example.
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
What does that have to do with asking for his autograph?
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
You would ask for the autograph of a d-bag player?
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it.
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
looks like I said it one post too early
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Yea, well
Not much else to do with this thread. It’s not like KW not wanting to comment on what he’s doing changes a single thing.
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
You're arguing morals? Wow.
And I’d happily take Satan’s autograph, I could sell that shit for millions.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
What's so "wow" about that?
Good luck in hell btw
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
is there a hell for the multi-armed elephant?
Yes.. if a foul ball comes to the dugout, someone will be able to save Harold Baines. That’s great, but I don’t see how that helps us win games. x3 - Grinder In Training
Reincarnation as a hate-fucker probably comes close.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
i thought the same thing
i would be the only human being in the history of this planet to have a scroll of parchment signed by fucking HADES. id probably tell people he sold his soul to me, and this was the contractual signature.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Wait, Satan has a soul?
How is that possible?
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
The non-plot thickens!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
exactly!
with his autograph i could say tons of shit! and youd believe me, because id have his autograph
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Wow, you're thinking 10 steps ahead.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Not that anyone knows what his autograph looks like
So why would they believe you?
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
I am steering way clear of "answering" this, but you just made me laugh really fucking hard.... "why would they believe you?" oh man.... rolling!!!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
It wasn't calling for an "answer"
Because I was clearly dead serious
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Good. Because if you weren't clearly serious, I was going to offer to sell you this potato chip I found that looks just. like. God.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
No thanks
I’ve already spent $5000 on things that look like Jesus. How many more signs is He going to show us?
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
because its SATANS FUCKING AUTOGRAPH!!!
i feel like ive stressed this point enough, no?
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Why the fuck wouldn't they?
You think Satan just gives his John Hancock with a regular pen? He probably uses a mixture of Hitler and Stalin’s blood and uses Judas’ skin as parchment.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
imagine what you could get for that on ebay!
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
True
I’m thinking about taking back what I said about not taking it now
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
I have it right here!
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
by blackoutsox on Feb 18, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Also, I guess you never tried to get Frank Thomas' autograph?
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Never had the chance
Being a fan of 5 or 6 years. I didn’t know his character very well, but I did know he and the White Sox had some differences for awhile, which they eventually settled. I might have taken Thomas’ side, who knows. It depends on that.
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
this thread is really starting to get hysterical
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Sorry, I thought you were being funnier than you were.
Enjoy!
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
No worries
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Keeh-rist. Can you guys do this in email this time? Way too "inside" for me.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
;)
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know they allowed cameras....
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
You never searched google images for asian massage with the safe filter off?
Of course they allow cameras.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
No! I mean...
oh.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Well, thanks for that
How do I delete my history?
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
That's what she said...
…No really, she did.
"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham
by Servant2LordBeckham on Feb 18, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I've NEVER had a happy experience in NYC.
Good luck!
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
Neither did A-Rod until recently.
You have to keep at it man.
"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham
by Servant2LordBeckham on Feb 18, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I would really like for this to get settled one way or the other.
My hopes have been down and up and back down again over the last few days and I’m really sick of it. I want him in Chicago, and I think his career would benefit from being in Chicago. But if this is just about money, then he’s probably going to Detroit. But if our offer is close, and all these rumblings about him and his wife not wanting to go to Detroit are true, then it makes even more sense to come here. But he needs to decide.
"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham
by Servant2LordBeckham on Feb 18, 2010 2:56 PM CST reply actions
personally i want this to go on ad infinitum
if we aren’t going to get him
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
Send an email to Williams.
I’m sure he’ll accommodate you.
This really pisses me off,
all of this for a big bucket of let down.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
I'm used to it
The ’Hawks in 95 with Keith Tkachuk is the Sox in 2000 with Gay-Rod
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
For a guy who is so used to it
You’d think you would have stopped complaining by now.
by Grinder in Training on Feb 18, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Is this a territorial thing?
Is this a ’I’ve been here a while and no whippersnapper is going to encroach on my field of play’? Or are you just a doucher?
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
it wouldnt hurt to not plagarize every comment over the last few days
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Like I said
I just got to this site and don’t spend most of my waking hours pouring over every last post by my pseudo-internet friends. But don’t let me stop you. You’ll probably accuse me of plagIarizing for repeating myself.
South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment: Hate-fucking Cubs fans in their own houses since 1977.
by The Hooligan on Feb 18, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
How does this statement mean anything?
I didn’t see KW opening his mouth about Rios
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
this has happened every offseason since i've been paying close attention
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
Everyone needs to relax, Kenny knows what he's doing with that quote
Steak dinner boom.
signature
by billyok on Feb 18, 2010 3:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So I learned what it's like to attempt to comment on a post that no longer exists
I was going to say that I was intimidated by the unvarnished, edgy truth.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
NSFW?
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
it's just as safe for work as if i'd posted http://nudewomen.com.
if you’re that fucking dumb, you deserve to be fired.
Some think it could be a joke.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
Hey, southsidelatinoswingers
could be about the history of Latin players on the Sox, beginning with Minoso. That’s my story.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
and http://cubfanhatefucked.com could simply be an anti-cubs site.
by larry on Feb 18, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
this wins post of the day from me
rec
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
southsidelatinoswingers
so volatile…so uncontrollable…never listening to their manager..
giveme southsidegrinderswingers. they have that blue collar, lunch bucket attitude.
even though they may not be the best swingers, they sure swing the right way. they try hard.
I concur.
Not a racy photo in the bunch.
I looked for them but alas.
the upcoming parties sound nice.
Mardi Gras, Naughty school girls, pimps and hos.
I also enjoyed the section on swingers etiquette.
too funny.
" I can tell you are a peer." -winningugly to the Hooligan
Nice sig.
You can tell why I’ve been married 4 times – a marvelous judge of character. (Present wife excluded from sarcasm.)
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
by winningugly on Feb 19, 2010 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
i'd like to see the venn diagram
of users between SSS and SSLS
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
hahahaha
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
This is one of the worst threads ever.
Glad I could contribute.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
i blame hsa
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
well then, you know what you have to do
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
The devil will find work for idle hands to do......
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
You add a rapist to the bunch
And this is what happens. On the plus side, I think it’s pretty obvious where he spent the last year now.
by Grinder in Training on Feb 18, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 11 recs
"The Rapist" for $200, Alex.
Nice one, GIT.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
you misheard him
he’s the world’s second analyst/therapist
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
I know that Damon probably wont land on the south side...
but the Frank Thomas idolizing, Crag Grebeck stance imitating younger me still has hope. Unfortunate.
Good Guys Don't use the reply button
I believe the fever has overtaken SSS.
ST needs to start NOW.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
oh lol
did you guys already cloak the southsideswingers fanshot?
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
deleted
not-cloaked
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
Asses
Is that really considered a swear word? Why did my pecota article get deleted???
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 18, 2010 7:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
because you are an asshole?
Yes.. if a foul ball comes to the dugout, someone will be able to save Harold Baines. That’s great, but I don’t see how that helps us win games. x3 - Grinder In Training
You would never say this to my face, little man.
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 19, 2010 1:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cloaked.
It was not the verbage.
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
Yes.
I have to protect the elderly and overly trusting.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
i was looking for that too hahahahaha
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
was getting work mauled
what was the general gist of the post? damon related? elequoent notes on attempts to use a small, non-related sample to prove that babip is a skill?
http://www.southsidehatefuckswingers.com
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
daaamnit
missed another one
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
WTF
I don’t understand what happened. Somebody rapd somebody? People coming and going and being banned and not banned. Stealing words or comments. Larry did you drive somebody else away or was it all you evil fucks?
"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer
as far as i know, larry didnt do shit this time.
which is all the more awesome
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
He did suggest all the best sigs had "rape" in the title.
In other words, another day at the office. But Hooligan is the new CHESSFU.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
THE RAPE OF CARLOS??!?!
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
self abuse
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Didn't Chessfu actually threaten to home invade Larry?
Hooligan only reveled in what he’s already allegedly done…
Jesus fuck, why is this board turning into Shutter Island?
No baseball.
I am for shame.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
So wait... Hooligan is actually a shill from the movie studios?
And Chessfu too?
This certainly puts the Hep-C back in viral marketing.
by Sox-35th on Feb 18, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Blast from the past:
The net allows, jerks, clowns, and pussies the venue to bitch behind close doors.Safe from being punched in the nose, or simply shot.
The world is a dangerous place and instead of making it more dangerous. I choose to remove myself from this non sense. People ARE SHOOTING PEOPLE OVER SUCH BULLSHIT.
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/1/8/714190/the-fate-of-chessfu#11527315
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
you forgot the best part, when he went after Tdogg.
I don’t understand nor do I accept that the if we are indeed all White Fans. We can’t disagree with being A-HOLES in the process.
or did he? so confusing.
by larry on Feb 18, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL.
Diffficult to read the mind of a genius.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
I really don't know how this line went un-sigged.
I don’t understand nor do I accept that the if we are indeed all White Fans.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
CHESSFU really nailed that one on the head. Which is why it's good that I choose to only exist in this virtual realm, where I can stew in my ugly, alongside you lonely bastards
not in range of killing people.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
So many qualifiers in his sentence.
I could do a Zapruder-like analysis on just that one sentence. Fascinating.
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
The fact you all went on a limb and showed your faces on that fateful day is pretty impressive.
Your therapists must have been exhilarated at the breakthrough.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
So that really isn't you on FB?
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
I stand by my physical beauty.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Virtual Realm
Seems oddly appropriate for Seattle
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Do I remember this guy?
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Feb 18, 2010 4:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
OZZIE THE MORON!
may ring a bell
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
That's KenWo.
So hard to distinguish the two.
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
by winningugly on Feb 18, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
dammit you're right.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
I forgot about how Timecube-esque his posts actually were.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 18, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
i dont remember this chessfu guy
must’ve been before my time
We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro
It was like a Roman candle.
Or Hooligan’s sex-capades. Fast, furious, with a trail of tears left behind.
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
by winningugly on Feb 18, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently if you tell certain people hate-fucking is analogous to rape
That’s the point where they reach in the vault and bust out the “you’re on the internet so you’re ugly and lonely” argument.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
We all have our intimate techniques.
Do we have a “safe” word for this site?
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
"More"
In hindsight, not the best safe word out there.
by 67WMAQ on Feb 18, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
MOAR recs comin' atcha.
1 to be exact.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta disagree, wu. Mayyybe the best thread since the morning-after-Linebrink hate-session.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
I believe you like watching executions, also.
And laughing at the Laurie Metcalf “please save this child” commercials has prepped you for this very day.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Feb 18, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
this
I don think ive stopped laughing for an hour
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
The whole Satan sig thread had me howling!
Thx to all contributors!
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Feb 18, 2010 4:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yea
That’s what usually happens when there’s nothing to talk about in a front page thread
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
I blame Groundhog Day starring Johnny Damon.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
mais bien sur
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
but yes course?
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
but of course
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
thats what happen when I go to http://translatefrenchdirectly.com
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
try http://translatehatefuckfrenchdirectly.com
much better.
by larry on Feb 18, 2010 4:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
(wu, don't click on this!!!!)
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Pardon?
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Gerald Ford!
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
This would be a really ideal time for a Guapo recap.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
someone didn't constantly hound and squeeze every last ounce of motivation out of him.
by Trooper on Feb 18, 2010 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, this site is kicking his tail.
Toiling a massive amount of hours, answering his public e-mails incessantly, writing volumes of baseball-related, informative missives…
Wait, today that’s COLIN! Up is down!
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
by winningugly on Feb 19, 2010 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
What did we learn today?
That the Devil’s signature is highly prized.
That HR doesnt always mean Home Run.
That a rodent will take any port in a storm.
That blackhawk avatars dont play well with others in the sandbox, lacking the ability to read emotional cues from their peers.
That JD may or may not replace JD.
That Chiburb has a thing for aging former pop idols.
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 19, 2010 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
favortie thread of all time
barely beating the ssh banninated thread
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Today is the best non-weekend February you could have hoped for.
And Mardi Gras was yesterday! And the MIT sports analytics conference is in 2 weeks!
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Professional American hockey players currently beating the snot out of Norwegian plumbers
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
yep its a good game
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Just like?
That river twisting through the dusty land?
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
i don't get why williams talking to the media on sunday means we aren't getting damon
i assume he is just saying that because a decision will be made one way or another by then… if damon signs tonight or tomorrow they will probably unveil him on sunday? no? what am i missing?
Kenwo4life=ratings
see
charlie brown was talking to scott boras. and johnny damon walked up with his wife. and he asked charlie "which town has a better swingers scene, detroit or chicago?" just then, southsideswinger came by and said this is all talk. at which point The Hooligan arrived and hatefucked charlie, scott, johnny, johnny’s wife, southsideswinger and christina hendricks. so johnny signed for detroit.
by larry on Feb 18, 2010 5:24 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
somebody had to do the recap
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
I thought nick costanza mistook damon for the devil and asked for his autograph too
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
You can skew the story however you want
But seriously?
"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."
-Ozzie Guillen
by Nick Costanza on Feb 18, 2010 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
Here's what I don't get about this whole situation... what has changed since last night?
Yesterday/last night mlbtraderumors.com was loaded with quotes and sources that not only suggested that the White Sox had become the frontrunners for Damon, but that Damon and his wife didn’t want to go to Detroit. Sources in the organization were supposedly telling Cowley, "I would be surprised if [Damon] didn’t sign with us.‘’ Who is saying this, and what has changed today? We haven’t (as far as I know) heard from Damon or Boras. So why has the mood changed in the last 24 hours?
Have the statements about Damon not wanting to go to Detroit been denied? I don’t get it. It’s like we’re playing head game with ourselves. Nothing has happened and all of a sudden we’re negative about this situation. Why did everything look so good last night and so shit-tastic today?
"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham
by Servant2LordBeckham on Feb 18, 2010 6:45 PM CST reply actions
~
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
Dont use limes
Hurts much more when projectiling out of the nose.
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 18, 2010 7:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You swallow whole limes when doing shots of tequila?
I thought you were argumentative, not a bulemic freakshow.
Argumentative???
Sorry that I am the only one forced to explain myself after every comment! I mean the lime juice that stings lol.
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 18, 2010 8:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Literally, yes.
Lime juice has a pH level (approx.) of 2.0. Which is rather extreme. So if you’re shooting that out of you nose instead of whole limes, it would sting greatly as it hit the mucus membranes.
And yes, you’re argumentative. You’re on the internet.
wow
rat rape, satan’s autograph and a ton more i’m sure i just glossed over, is it worth going back and reading the whole thing?
We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro
DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
only if theres money for the church in doing it
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
:)
Yeah, it’s worth it.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
Also if you find a potato chip that resembles the pope shitting in the woods, I call dibs
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
haha
i think i saw that, should provide a good study break
We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro
it was great
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
This was a glourious thread, I wish I couldve been a part of the insanity.
Especially the Satan autograph part. Gold.
The Boogeyman cometh
by omnipotent grab on Feb 18, 2010 7:26 PM CST reply actions
it was almost too good to be true
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
i mean...
would you not get it if you had the chance?
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
I'm also interested in the location of hell.
Is it some alternate dimension, or Indianapolis?
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 18, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Pennsylvania
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
Hey Ozzie
I just finished the post-deadline thread on BAB and I have to say, this thread has been about a bazillion times more logical and spiritually enjoyable.
How do you put up with that place?
BAB blows,
speculation that is all that site is based on. It brings out the stupid.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
It's beyond blowing
There are a handful of smart people there but it’s like they’re surrounded by zombies of teh stoopit. By the time I’d finished that knob’s defense of Taj over Tyrus I was yearning to get back here for some soothing hate fuck talk.
that's why larry exists
if you don’t punish stupid, it grows until it devours everyone.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
by colintj on Feb 19, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
huh
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 19, 2010 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
It just amuses me how you're apparently the only one who does this sort of thing....
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 19, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
haha! you're a taint.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 19, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And here I thought he was a stain
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 19, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's like BCB. Plenty of intelligence overshadowed by the mass of idiocy.
I’ve been reading Matt’s (the editor) blog since 2003, so I just ignore all the idiocy. The Yahoo merger absolutely killed the site last year. The main content and 6-7 people keep me there, otherwise they’re all fucking idiots.
Plus, the site’s traffic is bigger compared to here. If the Sox were a more popular team, the amount of lunacy would increase as well.
I still think it’s the 2nd best Chicago sports blog. The Bears one is absolute trash. The Hawks writers sound like a bunch of 12 year olds who write their posts have swilling fifths of whiskey, and I don’t have to tell you about BCB.
Taj Gibson is the face of Bulls basketball!
by Trey23 on Jan 5, 2010 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2010 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
minnesota
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
The reason this is the writing on the wall that spells Damon
landing in Detroit is because if Kenny didn’t want to talk all he had to say was that he would comment on it when there was something to comment on. Game, set, match….Tigers win. Time to move on….
This thread is the model of logic.
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
I believe the secret
is a black box.
I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.
What the crap, there's a black box now?
I know there’s dark matter, dark energy, black holes and the sadness which is me on a menthol milds and 2 dollar a 6 six pack bender in Chicago, but what’s the black box? Is this a euphamism for something?
we can all sleep easy people
the arsonist has signed with florida.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
He doesn't do us much good there
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.
by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 18, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
fuck this thread...time for my nightly sob
by Andronicus on Feb 18, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
haha!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 19, 2010 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
This.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
by The Actual El Guapo on Feb 18, 2010 10:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Well if that doesn't say it all.
And dialing it in.
Well done, Author Dipshit.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 18, 2010 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Hey- anyone who gets white carpet and furniture with dogs in the house deserves what they get...
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 18, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
I hope you respond to every one of his posts for the lifetime of that signature.
sort of a litmus test…
" I can tell you are a peer." -winningugly to the Hooligan
by e-gus on Feb 19, 2010 1:03 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Superb.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Feb 19, 2010 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
This.
This is why we are unable to possess things of value.
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 19, 2010 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Look on the bright side
At least there were no fecal charts or pictures of retarded babies posted.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
RUMOR: DAMON SIGNED BY SOX
An inside source to the negotiations between the ChiSox/Boras/ Johnny Damon stated that a deal is done pending physical
Source stated that Damon’s contract with the White Sox is complex, and a healthy chunk will be based on player performance
Twitter by Roger26N
"People shouldn’t bust your chops just because you’re a Sox fan on a Cub board — but I know it happens. FWIW, I think sites like this are more interesting when fans of other teams join in the conversation." by Shanghai Badger on Mar 13, 2009
whose roger26n
and what’s this twitter everybody is dropping these days
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Feb 19, 2010 6:39 AM CST up reply actions
Not sure why...
… it’s merely a rumor posted by “Roger26N,” whomever that is. As they say, take it for what it’s worth…
"People shouldn’t bust your chops just because you’re a Sox fan on a Cub board — but I know it happens. FWIW, I think sites like this are more interesting when fans of other teams join in the conversation." by Shanghai Badger on Mar 13, 2009
and what credibility does this schmuck have?
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
How dare you question the credibility of "Roger26N"!
"People shouldn’t bust your chops just because you’re a Sox fan on a Cub board — but I know it happens. FWIW, I think sites like this are more interesting when fans of other teams join in the conversation." by Shanghai Badger on Mar 13, 2009
He did pledge to never fly Southwest after what they did to Kevin Smith
That’s all I need to hear.
Welcome aboard, Johnny!
you never know....
i remember my neighbor, who owned a limo service, broke the news to me that Ellis Burks was going to sign with the sox because he just took him for his physical.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 19, 2010 7:45 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
if a limo driver ever tells me to turn my head and cough Im getting the fuck out of there.
" I can tell you are a peer." -winningugly to the Hooligan
by e-gus on Feb 19, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Sound advice!
" I recommend taking the Eisenhower Expressway, and you need to up your statin dose to 65mg per day. Now, lets do a hernia check!"
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 19, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Rosenthal on 670
Nothing new……definitely says it’s true damon really not all that into detroit…really hard to get an idea from any side right now what is going on….if he had to guess right now though he’d still say it’s det bc of money…believes of course that twins are clear favorite….sox getting damon makes it a two-team race.
by stanchar on Feb 19, 2010 7:01 AM CST via mobile reply actions
he's not all that into detroit, but he'll take the $$
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Feb 19, 2010 7:04 AM CST up reply actions
If he does sign in Detorit now
He’ll certianly start with a hell of a lot of appreciation from the fans for the comments.
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
Make that Detroit
The Cubs are not a baseball team. They are a baseball-themed marketing company that hosts frat parties for post grads and tourists.
I thought I was trippin' on acid while reading this thread
Many of you have some twisted minds…not Hunter S. Thompson twisted, but pretty close.
Lets home Damon’s wife is in tune with the Olympics on NBC. Shani Davis from the southside and that figure skater that just won gold from Naperville can only help our chances in landing a DH.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Well, It's Friday the day most Kenny moves go down,
its seems like around 2PM is when they like to announce there moves. I’m just sayin…
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
1:37 (Central Time)
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Feb 19, 2010 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
That is what I'm hoping. Not sure why KW would say he wouldn't talk about Damon until Sunday unless if it was more
than just saying, “I suck as a GM because I only had .50 and you know you can’t get much for that with Boras……etc.” If DET really had signed Damon by now, something would have leaked and KW wouldn’t put it off until Sunday.
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
My guess is the Sox made their final offer and gave Boras a Sunday deadline
The one thing I have heard JR complain about Boras is his charactistic to drag out negotiations. So perhaps they drew a line in the sand and said Sunday or the offer is withdrawn.
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
Oh hey, that isn't one that I had thought of. Could be.
Sunday it is.
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
White Sox withdraw offer to Damon
link: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/02/johnny-damon-rumors-friday-1.html
Do we trust Levine’s scoop? If so, fun speculation while it lasted.
Doesn't mean much.
Only that Kenny is telling Boras to either take it or shove it up his ass…this is about enough.
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