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On the Third Day of Spring Training, He Rose Again

  • Carlos Quentin reported early to ST today.  And how does he look? Judge for yourself.
  • Also joining the club was Ramon Castro, who arrived late due to a family matter in his native Puerto Rico.
  • As expected, Ozzie says Andruw Jones will get most of the DH flexirotation against lefties, while Mark Kotsay will face most righties. Facepalm moment: "Guillen also didn't rule out Omar Vizquel batting leadoff as a DH against tough left-handed pitchers, meaning Juan Pierre would get a break."
  • Phil Rogers' wanton speculation on the rumored Roy Halladay trade: "The Blue Jays wound up with three blue-chip prospects for Halladay -- pitcher Kyle Drabek, catcher Travis D'Arnaud and position-challenged hitter Brett Wallace. That price translates to Tyler Flowers, Daniel Hudson and third baseman Brent Morel from the White Sox, and they might have had to add a fourth or even fifth player because Hudson isn't generally valued as highly as Drabek." So you're saying John Ely would have sealed the deal.
  • Gordon Beckham is in camp, too. Video of him working out at 2B.
  • Once again, if you have a question for 2009 top draft pick Jared Mitchell, submit it here. Otherwise, click the link to view the live chat with him that begins at 5:30pm.
  • White Sox Minor League Update is back on the right rail.

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I'm still in denial over this Kotsay DH,

Kenny’s got one more month to make a move, for some reason I still have faith.

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Feb 23, 2010 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

i just hope that if he doesn in fact have a move to make

its a trade. we get someone good, and get rid of kotsay and jones. that way, we might actually have a true dh

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Feb 23, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

facepalm moment

lets take our worst hitter, make him dh, AND bat him lead off.

thats just great.

by e-gus on Feb 23, 2010 3:12 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Is Vizquel even an average runner these days?

I see no possible logic in that idea

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Feb 23, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

dude his value as a non-white ethnic grinder cannot be overestimated.

the opposition will have NO IDEA what hit them.

they will all be like, “who is dis latin heritage foo grinding on us, don’t he know he ain’t polish?”

by madvillian on Feb 23, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

good, i thought my graphics card was going batshit insane

im guessing they were shot with a phone, yes

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Feb 23, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

if you have a video downloader for firefox

you can download them. 720p, nice quality. Must be recorded with a flipcam or something. Can almost feel the warm Arizona sun and smell the cut grass (and the Skoal)

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3006

by thecip on Feb 23, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I just found out scott merkin and joe cowley have facebooks

they both look like complete tools in their pictures

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on Feb 23, 2010 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

asshole

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

-egus

i recd your comment and called you an asshole. you really dont want a part of this, i saw your pictures from the meet-up, larry has seen my picture, trust me, YOU DONT WANT NONE!

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Egus shut your fucking face already.

You better fucking pray I never show up to a SSS meet up, or I will show you just how tough I am.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 10:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If that lunchbox is egus then I'm not worried at all.

I will uppercut his moobs and give him 2 black eyes! The only guy I wouldn’t fight is you and el diablo. Oh and kenwo.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 11:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

El diablo looks like he tars roofs for fun.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 11:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If we are having a SSS cage match Battle Royale, I AM IN!!!

Hell, I’ll host the event.

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 24, 2010 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

dude

lets get similar singlets!

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Back when these guys hid behind their computers and talked shit... Oh wait they still do.

I put a picture behind my words like a true man would. If you want to see how I used to talk to these losers, search hooligans final posts. I actually think some of those quotes were verbatim.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 9:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

get over yourself already.

lol @ true man.

Im at about my 1500th consecutive day of establishing a new ‘worst shape of my life’ yet Im pretty sure it would still be about 30 seconds of work to fuck you up.

here is a picture behind my words as is the apparent protocol:

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

look at all you manly men acting manly

i bet some cute girl with agoraphobia that’s so crippling as to render her unable to reply or even rec is wetting herself something fierce over this

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by billyok on Feb 24, 2010 1:05 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

say Adrian

you dont think this robe is too baggy, huh?

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

get over myself?

quit trying to entice these outbursts then. aka trolling.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 24, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, Facebooks are so 2009.

Don’t they know everyone is riding the Tweeter train?

by expatnyc on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Im still learning how to send twats

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on Feb 23, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Motherfuckers have blocked SSS at work.

My 2 year plan for getting out of there has been accelerated to January. Fucking CHINA! During ST.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2010 5:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

what they don't realize

is that your services are required here.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 23, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

If I was not hitting my numbers

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2010 5:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If I was not hitting my numbers

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2010 5:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Mobile fucking posting.

…then I could understand. It was the fucking latinoswingers.com site that fucking larry posted.

My quality of life experience has been severely diminished and compromised. “Land of the free” my fucking ass.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2010 5:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

i feel for you

but am also amused that you got screwed by latino swingers.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 23, 2010 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

-

Proxy?

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Feb 23, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

pretty much what i was thinking.

firefox w/ foxyproxy + proxy via ssh tunnel to home (ssh tunnel manager on mac or putty on pc) is how i get around big brother at work.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Feb 23, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I am FBooking you

on how to do this. Thanks.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2010 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 7:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You also have an interesting inventory of pics.

NAMBLA called. They want their recruiting manual back.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2010 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

colin said those pictures would never make it to the internet.

i figured his past with recording devices would all but assure that.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Feb 23, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

all i did was google "computer nerd"

then clicked on pictures.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It appears he got his recorder to work.

Then posted them on google. :(

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 10:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

computer nerds tickle me.

Photobucket

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

the name of this picture is jim nerd.gif

wonder if that is in reference to sox machine?

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

recd

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't slide just because you are now a parent.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 24, 2010 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice...

But I don’t think it bypasses the keystroke monitor…

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 23, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

what are you going to do?

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

share her feelings with him

and, no, feelings isn’t a euphemism for anything portslutty

/excuse me if that joke has died…haven’t been able to keep up the passed few weeks

by jeeves on Feb 23, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

"share her feelings with him"

rofl!

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as wu is on this board, no joke will ever die. Ever!!!

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 23, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

"Land of the free" is what allowed YOU to CHOOSE to

Work for a rightwing firm in the first place! I’m surprised they ever gave you access to a firm founded by the Great Orange Satan known as Kos.

All seriousness aside, I feel your pain.
Btw, this is why god created iPhones!

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 23, 2010 6:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

why so he can post the same comment back to back all the time?

i’d rather have no wu than double posting wu.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Quality of life?

Haven’t you experienced the joys of marriage 4 times already?
Most of us can only dream of that kind of life experience…

;-)

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 23, 2010 6:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I love you, man.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2010 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

#8?

we’ll be lucky to crack the top 20!

by e-gus on Feb 23, 2010 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been blocked at work for two months

seriously sucks. I am trying to figure out a way to nicely get our IT girl to let it through the filter, but haven’t come up with a decent reason to get her to do it. Any ideas?

I only have like 40 days until opening day…not a lot of time!

Instead I have to sift threw all the posts in the middle of the night after child and wife have crashed out….dramatically effecting my mental state…need help….

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Feb 23, 2010 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.wikihow.com/Ask-a-Girl-Out

same concept, just ask her to let SSS through instead of asking her out.

for example this

Help her out. Offer to carry her books, or do something nice for her. If she refuses, then wait until she really needs help or comforting, like when she’s feeling down or just got really embarrassed. Be friendly and outgoing, and don’t be a pervert or you will never get ANY girls.

becomes

Help her out. Offer to carry her books, or do something nice for her. If she refuses, then wait until she really needs help or comforting, like when she’s feeling down or just got really embarrassed. Be friendly and outgoing, and don’t be a pervert or you will never get ANY SSS.

by larry on Feb 23, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

great input!

also good point about not being a pervert. I was thinking, even though she is an easy 3 spins, I might have to take one for the team so to speak or at least make her feel “special”. But, instead maybe I’ll just buy her a case of chilli fritos or a dozen donuts “it’s a jelly”.

Thanks!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Feb 24, 2010 7:24 AM CST up reply actions  

If you want something from your sysadmin there are two acceptable bribes:

alcohol
food

Neither of these will be cheap. And if you really want to bowl her over, I suggest one or two cupcakes a week. There are two cupcake bakeries in the loop area. I’ve only had to go to one so far but my admins love me now. And be blatant. Give her the first cupcake and say, ‘I want you to do something for me. There are more coming.’ Then a cupcake or two a week.

You have 8 days before B games start, make ’em count.

by coffeepac on Feb 24, 2010 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I can attest.

I do things for cupcakes sometimes.

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

What about delicious, warm

vanilla frosted red velvet cupcakes? Still warm from the bakery…

by coffeepac on Feb 24, 2010 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Im 100% sure your cupcake plan would work.

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

ok seriously cheat,

where the fuck is the game thread already!? ive waited patiently long enough!!!

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Feb 23, 2010 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

You could always wait with Billy in the previous thread.

All seriousness aside, the game doesn’t start until 7:10.
Patience grasshopper.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 23, 2010 6:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

game?

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Feb 23, 2010 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 23, 2010 6:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

.

Game ft. lil scrappy – southside

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i sent this song to putz

guess he was too big of a red-neck to give it a listen.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 23, 2010 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 23, 2010 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldnt worry about it

If Jones hits he’ll play.

"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2010 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

If Jones plays he'll hit.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2010 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Not if Ozzie gets in his head the lefty/righty matchup

"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"

by Brush Back on Feb 23, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Hit Jones if he plays.

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Feb 24, 2010 11:35 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

excellent

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on Feb 24, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

How'd this go green

Jones career ISO splits:

vs RHP = 229
vs LHP = 238

by 3E8 on Feb 23, 2010 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

hey, i liked the "RAAAR!" part of it.

needed some capital-letter ozzie-yelling that wasn’t from kenwo.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Feb 23, 2010 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

i didn't read it

i could just tell it was awesome

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 23, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't tell if this (and the recs) are jokes or not...

Obviously he is going to have more HRs against righties for his career considering how much more often he has faced them. If you simply look at his career slugging you’ll see he hits for power off of lefties only slightly better (To the tune of .013) than he does righties, and if you break it down even further you’ll see he averages 1 HR per 20 PAs against both righties and lefties. It’s likely that none of this matters anyway since he’s fat and worthless now… but in the off chance that he does show up and hit this year, I don’t think it matters who he faces.

It’s not robbing Peter to pay Paul — it’s bludgeoning Peter to death, and then realizing on the way back that you forgot to grab his wallet.

by SonOfCron on Feb 23, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably why he ended with this.
Give him 500 AB’s and lets say 300 against righties, thats like 24HR’s given his 2009 stats.

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Feb 24, 2010 2:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Got a problem with this rotating DH deal?

Encapsulate your thoughts into 140 characters and tell him on Twitter.

twitter.com/ozzieguillen

Or just sit back, relax, and let the entertainment wash over you. It’s bound to be fun.

by 67WMAQ on Feb 23, 2010 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

freddy's fully reported
what I saw on the field today was a lot of grass…

http://twitter.com/OzzieGuillen/statuses/9555156806

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Feb 23, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

good one.

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Feb 23, 2010 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

RT @OzzieGuillen 3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd

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by billyok on Feb 24, 2010 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

If this was the SB Nation Spanks site

this would be so green.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 24, 2010 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Kotsay DH

not entertainment to me.

Seems like it might be the same for Andruuuuuuw!

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 23, 2010 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

read this

if only for the opening about chipper.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=10101

“Building a Better Broadcast” by Jon Sciambi

by larry on Feb 23, 2010 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

that screencap = classic

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 23, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

i like it because it's a picture of mlb.tv on a monitor

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Feb 23, 2010 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure being in the hole 0-1 to Tim Stauffer isn't too big of a deal

 If I was Sciambi, I would have given him the finger from the booth.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Feb 23, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

bp screencap tech broken. i help.

“your spreadsheets were saying?”

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Feb 24, 2010 2:24 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Gotta love the fan support.

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Feb 24, 2010 2:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Chipper's eyes are getiing old.

Perception is not always reality.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 24, 2010 12:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Great post thanks!

Will visit this web site South Side Sox again

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by billyok on Feb 24, 2010 12:31 AM CST reply actions  

Wait til you get a load of the gamethreads!

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Jared Mitchell answered my question!!!!

I feel special now, thanks Jared Mitchell.

by Jack M on Feb 24, 2010 8:09 AM CST reply actions  

what a swell guy.

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Feb 24, 2010 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

"going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?"

So happy theres a new portal into Ozzie’s thoughts.

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Feb 24, 2010 9:01 AM CST reply actions  

Dammit..

It’s over. I’ve caved, I now have a twitter account. Damn you Ozzie Guillen.

by Grinder in Training on Feb 24, 2010 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

The view from Minnesota

The Star-Tribune profiles the White Sox

Takeaway quote:

There are so many ifs for the White Sox. What if Rios and Peavy rebound? What if Putz enters and gives the White Sox a shutdown relief trio with Jenks and Thornton? What if Ozzie was right all along about speed and defense? If all these things happen, the White Sox could easily win 90-95 games. If not, they’ll have a hard time keeping up with the Twins.

by 67WMAQ on Feb 24, 2010 9:57 AM CST reply actions  

Peavy rebound?

What does he have to rebound from? That studly performance to close out the year? That said, definitely a year of “ifs” on many levels.

by Jack M on Feb 24, 2010 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

dude clearly doesn't read colin's spreadsheets
But how many teams can count on their top four starters being healthy all season?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Feb 24, 2010 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

HERM = WIN

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 24, 2010 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

*4 WINS

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 25, 2010 1:30 AM CST up reply actions  

You can see the Curling thread on the RR. "Nude Women Of..." link in comments.

But don’t tell WU.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

wu wont see that until 6pm cst!

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Very close, e-g.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 24, 2010 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Recap?

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Feb 24, 2010 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Q speaks:

GLENDALE, Ariz. — White Sox slugger Carlos Quentin supports a plan for minor-league players to be tested for human growth hormone through blood tests under certain conditions.

“Yes, as long as it’s done efficiently,‘’ Quentin said Wednesday. "As long as every player’s rights are respected, I have no problem with that. It can only help. It’s a good thing.’’

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Gonzalez

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

they just got their first positive test for HGH

in england. rugby player terry newton. link also explains the tests limitations.

you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Blood test, not urine. Must be caught withing a couple days of using.

(Recapping for the lazy.)

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

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