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I Like It the Spring Training

  • Ozzie Guillen has joined twitter.  He's already provides us such gems as "going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?",  and "Thanks a lot for the support i like it the twitter....."  Joe Cowley uses Kenny Williams' bemusement at Ozzie getting an account to make the obvious segue into how the manager-GM relationship "really" merits watching this season because of the reality show, twitter, the sun rising, DH rotation, Ozzie's offspring and unicorns.
  • The Sergio Santos Saga continues, with both Guillen and Don Cooper singing his praises.
  • Transcript of the Jared Mitchell BA chat.
  • Alex Rios reported and isn't concerned that Andruw Jones thinks he is in a competition for starting centerfielder. "(Jones) deserves the opportunity to win a job," Rios said. "I was a big fan of his when I was growing up."
  • Dayan Viciedo and Mitchell also arrived.
  • The first spring training game, a B squad meeting with the Dodgers, has been moved to Tuesday.

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I just moved from Illinois to Tucson, AZ about a month ago...

And I can’t tell you how pumped I am for spring training games to begin. I just bought my first set of tickets on Monday. I’m a couple rows behind the White Sox dugout on their Opening Day. I’m also going to go see Sox vs. Cubs a couple days later. And in between those games? Yep, I’ll be seeing Alice In Wonderland. Lots to look forward to, including meeting up with my good buddy Jake Peavy again.

"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham

by Servant2LordBeckham on Feb 24, 2010 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

ah, tucson. when phoenix just isn't remote enough.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Feb 24, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

i've been using your line about chambana being too bustling of a mteropolis

people like it

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on Feb 24, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to live in Tucson

spent 6 months working at the defunct AOL call center. What are you doing down there?

by coffeepac on Feb 24, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Looking for work. I'm finally getting some job interviews.

But I thought I would have an easier time finding employment than I was back in Illinois. Isn’t much better out here. I’d been applying to different jobs in Chicago since August when I graduated, but nobody got back to me. Right now college is looking like it was a waste of my time.

"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham

by Servant2LordBeckham on Feb 24, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

gotcha.

Yeah, tuscon is a fun town but all of the people I knew there split years ago. At least you’ve got cheap college bars. Dirtbags goes crazy after 2, its the only 4 am bar by the university.

by coffeepac on Feb 24, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

there is a really good authentic chicago style pizza place in Mesa.

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I could go for some Giordano's.

"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham

by Servant2LordBeckham on Feb 24, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

That's funny...

I moved from Illinois to Pittsburgh, PA about seven months ago, and I can’t tell you how pumped I am for JUNE 15, JUNE 16, AND JUNE 17.

by ReservoirDog on Feb 24, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you know, Mr Neutral?

Did your new homeland pick a freaking language yet? :)

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 25, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I see ol' Jim Jam has yet to welcome his former skipper to the Twitter

That Twins hat hurts…and I wasn’t one of the people who went crazy when he signed elsewhere.

I also like how Rios said getting engaged was one of his distractions last year.

Marriage sounds like Kryptonite to Sox players.

Quentin gets hitched after 2008 – is hurt for most of 2009. If that’s the case, look out Gavin Floyd.

by 67WMAQ on Feb 24, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That needs to be on a poster

I picture something like this

Except he’s wearing an old-timey doctor’s outfit, complete with forehead reflector.

by 67WMAQ on Feb 24, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Hence the argument against marriage.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah. Sorry.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

somebody needs to check her thumbs

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 24, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

CATS DONT HAVE ANY THUMBS FOCKER

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 24, 2010 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

not 1 rec?

you people disgust me!

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

MERCY!

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 24, 2010 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

She looks like she's in trouble.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Feb 25, 2010 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope not..

After all I’ve done to finally sign up for twitter. Coming up with a name, confirming my email, typing in a password, typing in my real name, thats a hell of a lot work for someone as lazy as me, would be sad for it all to go down the drain so quickly.

by Grinder in Training on Feb 24, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

links don't work if they're in the subject line.

and re-posting links from the post you’re commenting on seems unnecessary.

by larry on Feb 24, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit, sorry, missed the earlier link.

I was half-assing it while in the midst of doing something else for work.

by ExileDC on Feb 24, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

there is no need to explain yourself.

just don’t let it happen again.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 24, 2010 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I was wondering

what the provenance of “JI” was…

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 24, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick Sox parking question

Is the green pass or red pass better? Or does it make a difference?

by stanchar on Feb 24, 2010 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

Decide for yourself

Cars with prepaid green parking coupons park in E, F, or L. Exit I-94 (Dan Ryan Expressway) from either directions at 35th Street.

Cars with prepaid red parking coupons park in Lots A, B, or C. Exit I-94 (Dan Ryan Expressway) from either direction at 31st Street.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

i had green last year and liked it just fine

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on Feb 24, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

park at the cobblestone. drink a few beers and walk a mile to the park.

wait why am i telling any of you this anyways?

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 24, 2010 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

i guess this is why they call them killer whales
A local TV station is reporting that a female trainer was killed after she was grabbed by one of the theme park’s whales at the start of a public show.

Park guest Victoria Biniak told Local 6 that the trainer was a veteran of SeaWorld and had just finished explaining to the audience the show they were about to see.

At that point, Biniak said, the whale came up from the water, grabbed the trainer around the waste and “thrashed her all around” to the point the trainer’s shoe fell off.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/os-seaworld-orlando-shamu-injury-20100224,0,3944885.story

and did a story on the tribune’s website really just use ‘waste’?

by larry on Feb 24, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

On WGN TV last night...

the news anchor was discussing election results with the graffic “To close to call” hanging next to her.

by palehose67 on Feb 24, 2010 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

graffic as in traphic

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Photograffic.

Tony Graphanino.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 24, 2010 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Jur-affic

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 24, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Never delivered the paper

But I I did help deliver them to bankruptcy and I have the papers to prove it

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by billyok on Feb 24, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Mobile rec

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 5:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

#(i)#

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Local 6 is reporting that the whale involved in the incident is named Tillikum, and that whale has been involved in at least one other incident at the park.

Tillikum, nicknamed “Tilly,” has a controversial past. The large whale was blamed for the drowning of one of his trainers in 1991 while he was performing at Sealand of the Pacific in British Columbia.

Sold to SeaWorld as a stud in 1992, the whale was involved in a second incident when authorities discovered the body of a naked homeless man lying across his back in July 1999.

Authorities later concluded the man, who had either snuck into SeaWorld after hours or hidden in the park until it closed, most likely drowned after suffering hypothermia in the 55-degree water.

But they also said it appeared Tillikum had bit the man and tore of his swimming trunks, likely believing he was a toy to play with.

by larry on Feb 24, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

rick sanchez on cnn reported a while ago

that the whale that did the killing was shamu. are you trying to tell me rick sanchez is wrong?

you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

oh.

now i understand that there are multiple whales named shamu. that’s a relief. i’m not sure if i could have gone on knowing rick sanchez was wrong.

you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

the last part was especially damning.

You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead. ~The Hooligan

by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 24, 2010 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not like it

the Mark Kotsay as DH against all RHP.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 24, 2010 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

I don't like it

the Mark Kotsay DH against the RHP.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 24, 2010 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

Any reason why?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 24, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Hellen Keller should not be driving a motor vehicle,

She’s a woman for goodness sakes!

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Feb 24, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Helen Keller was blind and deaf; but not physically deformed.

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

third base!

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 24, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone just remembered Teahen is going to be manning the hot corner this year.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Feb 24, 2010 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

...someone then wished he was blind like Helen Keller.

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a lay-up, I realize.

:)

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

How about

he’s never been that good of a hitter?

I’m willing to give Andruw the benefit of the doubt I suppose.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 24, 2010 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

I have a question for everyone

With the DH rotation under a watchful eye, what you consider to be an acceptable offensive line from our dh position?

by striker on Feb 24, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

I suppose I'd say an .800 OPS

with a bias toward SLG, since the lineup looks to be a little SLG deprived in a hitter’s park. That .800 would be just under what the average projection for Thome 2010 are, which is why I picked that number out of my ass. So .260/.320/.480 would seem nice.

Damon projects to a higher average and OBP, less SLG. That’d be better than the crap taco too, but I am interested in seeing what Jones does.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 24, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

you're a little tardy.

there were 3 goals and inter beat chelsea 2-1. game’s been over for like 15 minutes.

you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice!

Great match-up tonight.

by palehose67 on Feb 24, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

billyok vs bm?

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

larry vs mick10?

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

good game, heck of a goal tending job.

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Feb 24, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

US and A!

US and A!

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

me too

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Levine on ESPN 1000

talking this afternoon is pretty adament that it isn’t Guillen’s demand to have a rotating DH (not that Thomer wasn’t similar to a ballerina). He states that it was Guillen’s request that they don’t have a slow, one dimensional DH. So it might be KW and Hahn who filled the DH void with the possible failures we have and Guillen’s plan to try and have a DH who could also play the field.

Therefore, when this all most likely falls on its face, whom is to blame? Many of you are stating that it was Guillen’s idea from the get go, but I find that hard to believe. Sure KW takes Ozzie’s input, but he is the one in charge of putting the team together….not Ozzie.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Feb 24, 2010 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

I don't have a problem

with the idea of roster flexibility (we do have injury and offensive effectiveness questions with more than just one or two of the regular position players) or trying to do better than DH-only and also-an-above-average-injury-risk Thome (despite the team-leading OPS he was slow on the basepaths which did I think diminish the value of all the walks he took).

But I do have a problem with a lack of power in general and the lack of left handed hitters who have consistently proven that they can provide run-scoring offense.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.

by NorthSidePaulie on Feb 24, 2010 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

it's KW's fault

he’s Ozzie’s boss. If he doesn’t like what Ozzie is saying that he can tell Ozzie to go tweet himself, which apparently he has done.

Too bad Ozzie, non native speaker he is, took it literally, and not as a prod to actually sign a legit DH.

I blame the 21st century and KW.

by madvillian on Feb 24, 2010 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

i wouldnt mind another gold glove at DH.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Depending on where things stand......

One mid-season trade target could definitely be Lance Berkman.

by stanchar on Feb 24, 2010 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

Berkmans World!

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 24, 2010 7:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hmm... debatable

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 24, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

shes Ok

but not hot enough to be Mrs. Spiderman.

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec.

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Lmao, exactly.

That and the fact that her tits are down to her stomach already.

The Boogeyman cometh

by omnipotent grab on Feb 24, 2010 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

well aren't we picky OG???

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

All your women are unnatural.

Barbies.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 25, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

(_))=D

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 12:15 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Sinatra.

Fixed.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 25, 2010 3:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So WTF is Mitchell hanging around Pierre for?

Don’t fuck with my boy, Juannie.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 24, 2010 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

probably also the fact that they both grew up in Louisiana

are OF’s with speed (or had speed), one is a vet and the other a rook, and both are brothers.

I don’t mind Juan teaching Jared a thing or two about swiping a bag. I wouldn’t want him telling him his philosophy of batting or teaching him how to throw like a nun.

I heard our former “Juan”, Juan Uribe went crazy at Sea World today…isn’t he supposed to be in ST?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Feb 24, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

sigh.

orca. orlando cabrera. if you’re going to make the joke, at least get it right.

by larry on Feb 24, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhh...nice

I was going to go with Octo-Mom, Oprah, Kelly Clarkson, Kevin Federline, Aretha, Carlos Silva, Shawn Kemp, etc….but totally overlooked the orca comparison.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Feb 24, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this very much.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 25, 2010 4:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

juan pierre

sounds french to me. t-dogg?

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Born again chastity is nothing to be ashamed of.

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

All because I'm a blogger.... :'(

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

umm... yeah.. thats the ticket!

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 24, 2010 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Well. That's what Hooligan told me.

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

it's true

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

didn't you coin

port slut?

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 25, 2010 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

He did.

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 25, 2010 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

thats because resigning Ramon Castro was the Sox biggest off-season move.

oh
So now it’s my fault you like fucking other peoples’ wives.
by larry on Feb 23, 2010 5:23 PM CST

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Basically. Peavy > Kotsay

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 24, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

oh yeahhh

my copy of MLB the Show 10 gets here tomorrow

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by billyok on Feb 24, 2010 11:20 PM CST reply actions  

how old are you, billyok?

i’ve been reading your comments as if you were a likable, witty 12 year old kid, but then it occurred to me that you could be an adult. and it was distressing.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Feb 25, 2010 11:18 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

According to Nurse Ratched, Billy is quite young,

And should stay away from McMurphy, Martini, Cheswick, Chief, and the rest of us, or he will meet Ruckley’s fate.

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 25, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

"larry"

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 25, 2010 4:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

does case matter?

I just wrote “Larry” in my e-mail program and sent it but I can try “larry”

thanks for the tip!

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by billyok on Feb 25, 2010 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It all matters.

Until you are dead. Then it matters no longer.

You’re welcome!

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 25, 2010 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

no shit

i am getting tired of his dramatic act too. “BREAKING NEWS: RIFT BETWEEN KENNY AND OZZIE”.

its horseshit journalism at its worst.

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 7:56 AM CST up reply actions  

getting

extremely*

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 7:57 AM CST up reply actions  

woah.

getting

"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 25, 2010 7:58 AM CST up reply actions  

He's entertaining.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Feb 25, 2010 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

So are you.

No one jokes around about sleeping with your female, though. You are not trying hard enough, SM.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 25, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL!!!

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by winningugly on Feb 26, 2010 7:12 AM CST up reply actions  

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Texas Rangers Michael Young, left, is held back by Texas Rangers third base coach Dave Anderson (obscured) after being called out at third by third base umpire Alfonso Marquez, front right, to end a baseball game against the Minnesota Twins, Sunday, Sept. 5, 2010, in Minneapolis.  Rangers manager Ron Washington (wearing sunglasses) looks on. The Twins won 6-5. (AP Photo/Paul Battaglia) +1 updates

Twins Top Rangers 6-5 Thanks To Controversial Ump Decision

LOS ANGELES CA - SEPTEMBER 04:  Jamey Carroll #14 of the Los Angeles Dodgers is pulled off the bag as Darren Ford #34 of the San Francisco Giants steals second base in the eighth inning at Dodger Stadium on September 4 2010 in Los Angeles California. The Giants defeated the Dodgers 5-4.  (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images) +1 updates

Dodgers' Slide Continues With 3-0 Loss To Rival Giants

BOSTON - SEPTEMBER 05: Jonathan Papelbon #58 of the Boston Red Sox heads for the dugout after he is pulled in the ninth inning against the Chicago White Sox on September 5 2010 at Fenway Park in Boston Massachusetts.  (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

White Sox Score Four In 9th, Hand Jonathan Papelbon His Seventh Blown Save Of 2010

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