Photoshop requests

by OznCoop on Feb 9, 2010 2:44 PM CST Comment 52 comments

I now have access to Adobe Photoshop/Fireworks here at work, and have too much free time so... If anyone has a WhiteSox or S.S.S. related photoshop request feel free to post them bellow. I'm not an expert, but I would like to think I'm pretty good. The results will be posted in this FanPost, so check back to see your requests come to life via my amateur Adobe Fireworks skills.

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Too many Ls... no regard for the jump....

Where are examples of your work? Why should we trust your skills?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Feb 9, 2010 4:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I needed 15 more words to make it a post so i duplicated it.

and if you dont trust my work dont contribute, good gosh what the hell is your problem!

Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome

by OznCoop on Feb 9, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Typically, when someone is applying to do a job, he shows examples of his work...you know, to prove he can actually do the job. It's a far-fetched concept. Clearly.

15 words… so so tough to come up with 15 words….
oh! How about captions for the pictures you post as examples of your fine work with p-shop!

Boy, if that’s not killing two birds….

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Feb 9, 2010 5:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

and hater of the year goes to....

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Feb 12, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, it's so horrible of me to point out the 2 blatant spelling errors in a 60-word post, so that the author might be able to fix them.

I’ll add a smiley next time, so everyone feels warm and fuzzy about it.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Feb 12, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Grammmer Natzi!

Edit this, biotech! :*/

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 12, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

called out his credential too

it was just a fanpost

We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro

by Illini0509 on Feb 12, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

She's single for a reason.

;)

I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.

by winningugly on Feb 12, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs

Even if not true, I'll turn this green, doodoohead. ;p

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Feb 13, 2010 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Not called out. Inquired about.

You’re right though. Because it’s a fanpost, it should be a pile of shit, text exactly doubled after the jump, spelling errors, etc.

I wonder why someone creating a fanpost wouldn’t want it to be done well.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Feb 12, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

up yours woman.

Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome

by OznCoop on Feb 13, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

she charges extra for that.

by Trooper on Feb 13, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

fair point

you’re the editor. just seemed uncharacteristically hostile coming from you. i withdraw my previous comment.

We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro

by Illini0509 on Feb 14, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

hello angry andy

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on Feb 9, 2010 4:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

A Putz-Thornton Bromance photo... maybe playing frisbee golf...

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Bobby Jenks eating a pizza puff.

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Ozzie Guillen sitting on the toliet, crapping out another DH idea...

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

that is a quality idea

Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome

by OznCoop on Feb 9, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

2-11-10

Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome

by OznCoop on Feb 11, 2010 8:14 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Wow- didnt even lift the lid... I bet the hotel chambermaids love him!

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 11, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Andruw Jones and Bobby Jenks eating deep-fried snickers bars

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

KenWo beating Ozzie Guillen with a fungo bat.

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Firemen getting Alexi Ramirez down from a tree

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gordon Beckham descending from the clouds, parting the waters of lake michigan while cherubim serenade from the Fundamentals Deck

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gordon Beckham smiting down Punto with lightning

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on Feb 9, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

2-10-10

Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome

by OznCoop on Feb 10, 2010 8:35 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

id put this in the e-gus category of phot-chopping

Yes.. if a foul ball comes to the dugout, someone will be able to save Harold Baines. That’s great, but I don’t see how that helps us win games. x3 - Grinder In Training

by e-gus on Feb 10, 2010 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Needs more unicorns and rainbows

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Feb 9, 2010 4:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Where's the Cip when you need him?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 9, 2010 4:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs

The "God Damn you all to hell" picture from planet of the apes

with Jim Thome’s face on the statue of liberty

by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 10, 2010 9:38 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Fanfuckingtastic idea

“GET your hand off me, you dirty TWIN!!”

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 10, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

2-11-10

Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome

by OznCoop on Feb 11, 2010 8:27 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

great

by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 11, 2010 8:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i think this would be better if he was wearing a twins hat.

bird law in this country is not ruled by reason

by soxshenanigans on Feb 11, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, yeah.

I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.

by winningugly on Feb 11, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

no

by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 11, 2010 7:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes.

I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.

by winningugly on Feb 11, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

if this is how you and your wife argue, i can see why you would need help getting it up

by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 11, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I am being where you are.

Monosyllabic is efficient. But feel free to elaborate on your “no”.

I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.

by winningugly on Feb 11, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The Statue of Liberty represents human prosperity. Jim Thome in this picture represents Jim Thome on the White Sox.

Humanity was once great in this setting, but it got screwed up by the people running the ship. The same can be said of the White Sox DH. The person on his knees is presumably a White Sox fan grieving over a once great White Sox DH until the people in charge blew it up. He wouldn’t be grieving over a dead Twins Jim Thome. The White Sox Jim Thome is gone.

by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 11, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

snap.

by Trooper on Feb 11, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

t-dogg vs keith law in the octogon.

Yes.. if a foul ball comes to the dugout, someone will be able to save Harold Baines. That’s great, but I don’t see how that helps us win games. x3 - Grinder In Training

by e-gus on Feb 10, 2010 6:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs