Photoshop requests
I now have access to Adobe Photoshop/Fireworks here at work, and have too much free time so... If anyone has a WhiteSox or S.S.S. related photoshop request feel free to post them bellow. I'm not an expert, but I would like to think I'm pretty good. The results will be posted in this FanPost, so check back to see your requests come to life via my amateur Adobe Fireworks skills.
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Too many Ls... no regard for the jump....
Where are examples of your work? Why should we trust your skills?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 9, 2010 4:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I needed 15 more words to make it a post so i duplicated it.
and if you dont trust my work dont contribute, good gosh what the hell is your problem!
Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome
by OznCoop on Feb 9, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Typically, when someone is applying to do a job, he shows examples of his work...you know, to prove he can actually do the job. It's a far-fetched concept. Clearly.
15 words… so so tough to come up with 15 words….
oh! How about captions for the pictures you post as examples of your fine work with p-shop!
Boy, if that’s not killing two birds….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 9, 2010 5:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and hater of the year goes to....
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Feb 12, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's so horrible of me to point out the 2 blatant spelling errors in a 60-word post, so that the author might be able to fix them.
I’ll add a smiley next time, so everyone feels warm and fuzzy about it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 12, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Grammmer Natzi!
Edit this, biotech! :*/
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 12, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
called out his credential too
it was just a fanpost
We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro
by Illini0509 on Feb 12, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
She's single for a reason.
;)
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Feb 12, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Even if not true, I'll turn this green, doodoohead. ;p
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 13, 2010 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not called out. Inquired about.
You’re right though. Because it’s a fanpost, it should be a pile of shit, text exactly doubled after the jump, spelling errors, etc.
I wonder why someone creating a fanpost wouldn’t want it to be done well.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 12, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
up yours woman.
Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome
by OznCoop on Feb 13, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fair point
you’re the editor. just seemed uncharacteristically hostile coming from you. i withdraw my previous comment.
We just need to execute better - Lovie Del Negro
by Illini0509 on Feb 14, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hello angry andy
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
by blackoutsox on Feb 9, 2010 4:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A Putz-Thornton Bromance photo... maybe playing frisbee golf...
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Jenks eating a pizza puff.
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie Guillen sitting on the toliet, crapping out another DH idea...
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that is a quality idea
Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome
by OznCoop on Feb 9, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow- didnt even lift the lid... I bet the hotel chambermaids love him!
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 11, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones and Bobby Jenks eating deep-fried snickers bars
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
KenWo beating Ozzie Guillen with a fungo bat.
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Firemen getting Alexi Ramirez down from a tree
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gordon Beckham descending from the clouds, parting the waters of lake michigan while cherubim serenade from the Fundamentals Deck
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gordon Beckham smiting down Punto with lightning
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
by blackoutsox on Feb 9, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
id put this in the e-gus category of phot-chopping
Yes.. if a foul ball comes to the dugout, someone will be able to save Harold Baines. That’s great, but I don’t see how that helps us win games. x3 - Grinder In Training
by e-gus on Feb 10, 2010 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more unicorns and rainbows
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Feb 9, 2010 4:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Where's the Cip when you need him?
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Feb 9, 2010 4:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The "God Damn you all to hell" picture from planet of the apes
with Jim Thome’s face on the statue of liberty
by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 10, 2010 9:38 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Fanfuckingtastic idea
“GET your hand off me, you dirty TWIN!!”
Drunk Tank Mace
by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 10, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
2-11-10
<img src=“”http://s823.photobucket.com/albums/zz157/packerfever62/?action=view¤t=thome.png" target="_blank">
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Jones,Kotsay,Vizquel < Thome
by OznCoop on Feb 11, 2010 8:27 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i think this would be better if he was wearing a twins hat.
bird law in this country is not ruled by reason
by soxshenanigans on Feb 11, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, yeah.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Feb 11, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Feb 11, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
if this is how you and your wife argue, i can see why you would need help getting it up
by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 11, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I am being where you are.
Monosyllabic is efficient. But feel free to elaborate on your “no”.
I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.
by winningugly on Feb 11, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Statue of Liberty represents human prosperity. Jim Thome in this picture represents Jim Thome on the White Sox.
Humanity was once great in this setting, but it got screwed up by the people running the ship. The same can be said of the White Sox DH. The person on his knees is presumably a White Sox fan grieving over a once great White Sox DH until the people in charge blew it up. He wouldn’t be grieving over a dead Twins Jim Thome. The White Sox Jim Thome is gone.
by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 11, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
t-dogg vs keith law in the octogon.
Yes.. if a foul ball comes to the dugout, someone will be able to save Harold Baines. That’s great, but I don’t see how that helps us win games. x3 - Grinder In Training
by e-gus on Feb 10, 2010 6:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I do some photoshops for fun, this could be interesting. Instead of a lightning bolt at Punto, how about some of the Emperor’s Force Lightning?
White Sox fan since the mid 70's.
by verchad on Feb 11, 2010 4:14 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
awsome
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
by blackoutsox on Feb 11, 2010 6:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuckin great!
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
by BoeJouma on Feb 12, 2010 5:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
can you share the link for this?
or is there a way I can make this my profile pic without a link?
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
by blackoutsox on Feb 12, 2010 7:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You should be able to click on the pic and it will take you to it. If not, here’s the link http://img297.imageshack.us/i/beckhamzapspunto.jpg/
White Sox fan since the mid 70's.
by verchad on Feb 13, 2010 10:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks, both of you!
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
by blackoutsox on Feb 13, 2010 5:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If the link doesn't work, right-click, save picture to your desktop, and upload it to your sb profile that way.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 13, 2010 11:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OZZIE and AJ
One I just did of Ozzie, AJ, and wrestling
http://www.southsidesox.com/2010/2/28/1331005/ozzies-real-reason-for-twittering
White Sox fan since the mid 70's.
by verchad on Mar 1, 2010 10:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A few others I’ve done over time
Theme was something you want to see before you die
Theme was use the meatball in a shop
White Sox fan since the mid 70's.
by verchad on Feb 11, 2010 4:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i keep thinking Theme is supposed to be
Thome
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Feb 12, 2010 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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