Pick Your Winners! 2010 marketing slogan nominees

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 9, 2010 4:56 PM CST

So- I have pulled all the greened sloganeers, and put them in a poll- because I fear some of the latecomers didnt get full rec-props, I am putting them all out for a vote- Poll to close the day pitchers and catchers report. (I am too lazy to look it up right now) Props to all nominated, and thanks for a ton of laughs! Sorry- photo slogans were not accepted as 'Slogans' - pillow-fights? really? The Inferno Quote, now that was cool.

Smart-ass comments to follow.

Poll

What is the best 2010 marketing Slogan

White Sox Baseball-You can’t spell "’Doh!" without DH.

6 votes

White Sox Baseball- Still Better Than Royals Baseball. Right?

2 votes

White Sox Baseball: As regards to the quietude of the offense, it is not quiet because quietness is said to be good. It is quiet because the multitude of things can not disturb the quietude....

2 votes

White Sox Baseb: I don’t have the heart to finish.

1 votes

White Sox Baseball: Because Throwing The World Series Just Wasn't Enough

4 votes

White Sox Baseball:Even if it works, it's stupid.

25 votes

White Sox Baseball: Like A Donkey Fucking A Giraffe

5 votes

White Sox Baseball: Bring Out Your Dead!

5 votes

White Sox Baseball: Fuck Nick Swisher.

14 votes

White Sox Baseball: Look Busy, Do Nothing

20 votes

White Sox Baseball: Because you touch yourself at night

9 votes

White Sox Baseball- Bringing Hubris Back.

4 votes

White Sox Baseball- We'd kick ass in a 30-and-over league

2 votes

White Sox Baseball: Competing in the Central with half our brain tied behind our back.

2 votes

As regards to the quietude of the offense, it is not quiet because quietness is said to be good. It is quiet because the multitude of things can not disturb the quietude...The mind of the offense is the mirror of heaven ...in which all things are reflecte

3 votes

104 votes | Poll has closed

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Maybe it would help to kick this to the top for a couple weeks?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Feb 10, 2010 10:29 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

hey! the slogan wasn't the photo.

by Trooper on Feb 10, 2010 11:52 AM CST reply actions

With regards to the first one on the list... I knew something was off about it, despite its heart being in the right place.

I think it should be:

WSB: Spelling DOH Without the DH

But that’s just my take on it. I still rec’d it in the last thread, but yeah.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Feb 10, 2010 12:45 PM CST reply actions

fuck you lizardo

I didnt make the list?

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 11, 2010 5:53 PM CST reply actions

Considering your RPP (Recc's Per Post) was 0.0... no.

You are still in the Comedic Instructional League, and not ready to move up anytime soon.

Coach Don Rickles metioned something about you being slightly less funny than Gout or Shingles.

Drunk Tank Mace

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 12, 2010 12:27 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs

I don't get rec'd because the faggots on this message board hate me.

I didn’t think top marketing slogans would turn into a popularity contest. BTW Lizardo, you are just a rip-off of TAEG but a fake not funny version. Church.

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 13, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions

Really? cause they dont like you? What is this, grammar school?

First of all, I used to like you- I know you will grieve at the loss. I dont hate ya, but you make it hard to like you, especially calling us all faggots.

Second, larry is fairly universally hated, but he still gets props.

Third, Other posts of yours have gotten recs. Dont be a whinyasscrybabytakeyourfootballandgohomeifyoucantbequarterback.

So- Why not you?
a- because your melanin content is high? nope- other brothers get love.
b- because your supremely high wit is envied by all and we are just petty and super-jealous? doubtful
c- because your slogans just were’nt funny? Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!!!

Anyway, thanks for the new signature!

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 13, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions

he's white.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Feb 14, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

really? my bad then...

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 14, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions

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by larry on Feb 14, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs

This is so fantastic.

I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.

by winningugly on Feb 14, 2010 6:05 PM CST up reply actions

surprise, surprise.

by Trooper on Feb 15, 2010 12:08 AM CST up reply actions

I hate you, Spam Man.

;)

I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.

by winningugly on Feb 15, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions

And, actually, that is a picture

of a victim of a “snatch, grab, and smash” by some skinhead from Biloxi, MS. So who is the prejudiced one NOW, DB?

I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.

by winningugly on Feb 15, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions

lol!

by Trooper on Feb 16, 2010 1:47 AM CST up reply actions

pretty ballsy online for being a lawyer!

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 15, 2010 1:15 AM CST up reply actions

ROR!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Feb 15, 2010 9:41 AM CST up reply actions

racist.

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 15, 2010 6:44 PM CST up reply actions

"i didn't think top marketing slogans would turn into a popularity contest."

perfect.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Feb 14, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

o votes for the royals bash

i guess thats cause the obvious doesnt need to be stated…

ironic how much truth there is in humor

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Feb 12, 2010 1:00 PM CST reply actions

DrE

This is hysterical! I love this idea and want to steal it for Camden Chat (with a h/t to you of course). Was there an original post where you asked for slogans? Or was this just stuff that popped up in gamethreads? tx.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 15, 2010 12:39 PM CST reply actions

yes there was an original fanpost

where everyone submitted entries. It started in a regular thread discussion.

"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer

by Tdogg on Feb 15, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions

here's the original fanpost

http://www.southsidesox.com/2010/1/27/1272882/white-sox-baseball-create-your-own

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on Feb 15, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

Full disclosure-

Ozzie Montana made a WSB slogan in a thread at the end of January (it later got used in our SSS front page) and that inspired me to create a contest- Tdogg had suggested the same as I was composing it. Full props to Tdogg and Ozzie Montana- I was just the facilitator.

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 15, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions

What about me Doc?

I don’t get any credit. Is it because my melanin content is low?

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Feb 15, 2010 5:30 PM CST up reply actions

No, but your chocolate content is high.

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 15, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

awesome. thanks for the info. we're gonna do something similar.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 16, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions

Nick Swisher

Stole Razor Ramone’s beard.

South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment.

by The Hooligan on Feb 15, 2010 1:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

he isn't even the first to do it

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Feb 16, 2010 1:53 AM CST up reply actions

I am the 7% solution, baby.

I couldn’t figure it out yesterday, but it came to me at 4am. Then I understood the FOGhat, laughed so hard I farted, and went back to bed.

by winningugly on Feb 15, 2010 2:47 PM CST reply actions

White Sox Baseball: "Hopefully, they get on base"

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
White Sox news, Minor Leagues updates and more

by The Wizard on Feb 15, 2010 11:56 PM CST reply actions

lame

by Daniel Berlyn on Feb 16, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

White Sox Baseball: DH? We don't need no stinkin DH!

South Side Hitman... employed and on assignment.

by The Hooligan on Feb 16, 2010 1:53 AM CST reply actions

Polls close tomorrow then, eh Doc?

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 19, 2010 2:06 PM CST reply actions

be wwery qwuiwet... i am cwonting wotes...

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 19, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions

Looks like Old Man Chi takes this one...

SHOW HIM WHAT HE’S WON, DOC!

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Feb 22, 2010 5:58 PM CST up reply actions

A Brand New Car!!!

and by Brand New, I mean used and from my basement (sorry about the slight musty smell) and by Car, I mean White Sox Pennant… Congrats to Mr Funny!! I will be contacting you offline for your address.

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Feb 23, 2010 10:03 AM CST up reply actions