Ozzie Guillen is crazy ... crazy good
The danger, though, is to leave his office thinking Guillen is a comedy club act, a notebook filler and nothing else.
But have you noticed that only two American League managers -- Mike Scioscia of the Los Angeles Angels and Ron Gardenhire of the Minnesota Twins -- have more continuous time with the same club than Guillen, who is beginning his seventh season with the Chicago White Sox? And how about this little stunner: Guillen says he wants to manage long enough to have a chance at the Hall of Fame.
"That's the only way I'm going to be there," Guillen, 46, says. "I want to. Am I going to? It's up to my players."
Guillen talks, sometimes too much for his own good. But he can manage, a fact that often gets tsunami'd by wave after wave of Ozzie stream of unconsciousness.
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If he can even see through his white-hot anger well enough to type
He probably destroyed his keyboard like that German kid who was playing Unreal Tournament on Youtube did
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Kenwo:
“I don’t care how many wins that asshole gets. He’s a jagoff.
"You're lucky I'm retired"
Jack Bauer
To a T
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
LOL. My thought exactly.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
by winningugly on Mar 10, 2010 12:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ozzie is a good enough manager
we’ve all been over his weaknesses and strenghts quite a bit. I think he’s earned a right to stay on as long as the team continues to be moderately successful. A couple more 72 win years and I wouldn’t care if he was fired or left.
plus he’s an awesome salesman for the org that drums up some publicity outside of Chicago, I see that as a positive in addition to his on-field stuff. The popularity of the Sox among latin americans and US Hispanics is probably helped quite a bit by Ozzie.
by madvillian on Mar 10, 2010 12:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
god, compared to what we had to put up with before ozzie?
Manual and Bevington? Give me a fucking break, Ozzie encompasses the sox fan base. He has a great pulse on the city. He sees what we see and calls it how we see it for the most part. There is no manager in baseball i’d rather have. At least with the sox, he is a perfect fit.
"You actually talk about me to your wife??? I love it.!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 4:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
OT: I am in mourning.
50 percent of the Corey’ are dead.
Ok, I’m good.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
by winningugly on Mar 10, 2010 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
25%.
Sunglasses at night. The Brewers’ right fielder and I wear them.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 10, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
I only count "The Lost Boys" twinns.
Everyone else is pretending.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Today is apparently Ozzie Day.
BP: http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=10205
Money line: “He’s easily the CVORM (Comedic Value Above Replacement Manager) leader among skippers.”
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 10, 2010 1:09 PM CST reply actions
could someone with BP access provide a summary below the fold?
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 10, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Ozzie likes fast guys, doesn't have fast guys. Ozzie doesn't like homer hitting guys, has guys who hit homers. Irony is ironic.
Also, this link (very NSFW language) from Earl Weaver, which … holy shit, is the most awesome thing ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?videos=Wu2A0NgakA4&v=9YKxf3OkpJc
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 10, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
Love it.
Also enjoy this one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0od7spyth_I
Am I the man?
“I bet I’ve shaken off A.J. three times in my career, and two of them are home runs,” Danks said. “He can have the reputation of being a jackass, or whatever, but he’s one of the smartest baseball people I’ve ever met.”
Another Sox write up on Danks and Floyd.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2010/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&id=4981678
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
by Illini0509 on Mar 10, 2010 1:10 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
how intimate!
Off the field, Floyd and Danks have developed a close friendship, and they spend a lot of free time playing the science fiction video game “Halo.” Although Floyd is generally acknowledged as the superior player, he has a little Gaylord Perry to his game.
“Gavin is the best, but Gavin cheats,” Danks said. “He’s the biggest dork on the team, so he knows all the cheat codes, and where to hide and how to look on our screens.”
hey, guys can be intimate, not like there's anything wrong with that
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 10, 2010 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
ya gotta love
the bromance
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 11, 2010 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Danks:Nuke::AJ:Crash
Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Guy gets a free steak!
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
There’s no escaping this conclusion: the Stat Geeks have quietly and insidiously taken power. Every hot stove report I’ve read this offseason, every article written from Fort Myers, every statement from Sox brass, has the Stat Geeks’ grubby little fingerprints on it. They’re like the Communist Party plotting to take over Hollywood in the 1950s before Ronald Reagan got wise to them and kicked their pinko butts all the way back to Moscow and Harvard Square. Only, instead of trying to write screenplays full of anti-capitalists rants, the Stat Geeks have succeeded in making otherwise normal, decent, God-fearin’ Americans start talking about VORP (Value Over Replacement Player) ratings and UZR (Ultimate Zone Rating) numbers like they really believe in this nonsense.
this whole thing is fantastic
But then, I made an amazing discovery. Something that the Stat Geek population doesn’t know and never will. Women. And it changed my life forever, in much the same way that Blossom’s life changed in that Very Special Episode where she gets her period, I would never be the same. As I recall, the exact moment for me came when Phoebe Cates climbed out of the pool in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and took her top off in slow motion to the Cars’ "In Stereo" that did it for me. What Phoebe showed me that day was perfection. I wanted to have them and I was willing to do what it took to get them. Then my whole world was transformed. Suddenly Butch Hobson’s RBI total didn’t mean quite as much. Jim Rice’s total bases faded from my mind. And for me that mean putting away the Baseball Encyclopedia, getting outside and living an actual life. It also led to other discoveries like jobs, cars, activities, beer and sunlight.
Wank your way from mathematical logic
in one easy step
i'll roll for disbelief on this one.
and whether i’m successful or not i don’t want to ever hear of this guy again.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
the comments are hilarious.
one guy wrote an eight paragraph response. even if you don’t know who thornton is, maybe you should google it first before falling for the joke. classic.
The comments are the best part.
But he’s not kidding (mostly). He may be attempting to be tongue-in-cheek about it (so as to not ofend his audience, or get a Wedgie, which I’m sure he experienced on a daily basis) but he’s attempting to mentor the kids like he used to be – dorks.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
FWIW, I don't think it's satire (though I hereby acknowledge a giant whoooosh on me if it is).
He writes for something called Barstool Sports.
“Known primarily for the full-color photos of scantily clad women featured on its covers, Barstool Sports fancies itself as more Maxim than New York Times. Using the mantra "By the common man, for the common man," the paper has an unmistakable appeal to the blue-collar, 20-something crowd, with article topics ranging from which Red Sox players would fare the best in a bar fight to the 10 greatest Nintendo games of all time.” http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/chain_stools/312/
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 10, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
he compared "stat geeks" to communists.
the guy is a comedian. even if he thinks stats r bad, he’s certainly taking it to a purposeful hyperbolic extreme.
if he wrote it tongue in cheeck
but convinced his editor it was to be taken at face value…then my hat is off to that man.
Red Sox (meathead fans), Maxim, Encouraging Bar Fights
Pretty much the embodiment of everything I find objectionable about sports fans.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
i feel thoroughly pwnt
fuck. might have to change my sig, even.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
by colintj on Mar 10, 2010 6:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Holy fuck.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 11, 2010 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Wasn't he talking about retirement after the world series?
why should i believe him now?
Lurking since 2006
Actually, black Dominicans are imposters.
I think I get what Hunter is trying to say, but it still makes no sense.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, i saw that.
i think torii is either confused or just really dumb. i thought craig calcaterra had a good response here.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
and that is the same link OM provided, as most always CC gets it
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 10, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
very good response by CC
I see where Hunter is coming from, I really do. Dominicans are not AA’s culturally. Hunter’s observation on that may be correct, but his conspiracy theory conclusions are pretty whack.
I will say this though
Dominicans love of baseball is awesome. There is no surer sign of all of our pent up energy for spring then going into a bodega in February and seeing the Caribean world series on almost every TV.
These guys love baseball and I dig that. It’s the new Americana, and it’s a good thing.
Have you seen/heard of the movie Sugar?
Kind of addresses that love for baseball, or what happens when it runs out.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
yea I watched it a couple months ago, great film
that guy, forget his name, but he also did half nelson, he’s a very talented film maker.
I thought Sugar should have been up for best picture honestly. It wasn’t the best film of the year, but it was in the top 10 for sure IMO.
great locations, as is his style, loved the NY baseball scenes at the end.
It was certainly better than the Blind Side.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
I didnt think Hurt Locker deserved to win
The friendship with the little arab kid seemed contrived.
Theres no way the highest ranking officer at a warehouse with known explosives in it is just talking to a handful of natives all by his lonesome.
Theres no way that a guy with an AK-47 picked off two guys from a half mile away either.
It was good, but not great, certainly not the best of the year.
I liked ‘Sugar’ just as much and the acting was just as bad in that.
yea its posing as some hyper-real film is dumb
it’s fake as shit with enough “realism” thrown in to impress the white privileged audience it was going for.
omg! it’s like all morally ambiguous and yet the point is what is the point of being in Iraq! And it’s gritty, literally, sand, it’s grit!, we are hollywood, we get metaphors and symbols!
seriously. give the damn thing to avatar or basterds for toure de force fuck off films of the year or be done with it.
Avatar was boring. Shiny shit doesn't impress me, and when someone uses 3D for an original plot I'll be impressed.
I thought Basterds deserved the Oscar, but they’d never give it to a Tarantino flick. Hurt Locker was still a great film.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
avatar was boring?
i completely disagree. i didn’t think the plot was very good, but it was a completely unique and new movie-going experience. i’m not sure how anyone would be bored with such a visually rich film.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I was being hyperbolic, it was great visuals
But it wasn’t some life-altering experience. I expected it to look amazing, Cameron spent 10 years on it and close to a billion dollars, it wasn’t going to be half-assed.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I agree with OM
It was boring because it was too long and the pace of the movie sucked. It was in your face one minute, then slow as hell for the next 15. Yeah the graphics were cool but they were not enough to make the movie good let alone tolerable. Maybe it’s me but I hate movies that drag along, e.g. LOTR.
"You actually talk about me to your wife??? I love it.!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
avatar is LOTR without the story
i found it contrived as shit with cool visuals. the fellatio given to cameron for his “vision” is horse shit. it’s like giving mark cashman the “vision” award for the 2009 yankees.
uh, no. it’s called the common sense award. spend a bunch of money on the best people in the business, play it safe, and pander towards your audience — nothing wrong with that but nothing that groundbeaking either, rather trite if you ask me.
and where the fuck is hoolight anyways for this discussion.
agreed, especially when you don't have to worry about actors for half of the movie...
you think MORE time would be spent on the story?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
you're being too simplistic
yes, he threw a bunch of money at this, but it’s not as though the technology was just sitting there for the first person to pony up the cash. He worked on it and developed it. Without Cameron there isn’t 3-D that legit, there’s the shitty ass 3-d that everyone else did. Plus he went to absuuuurd extremes in the editing process. I forget the exact quote but he went in and polished frame-by-frame rather than the every 5 frames or whatever is the industry standard.
The visuals were certainly groundbreaking, I don’t see how you can say they aren’t. If that was groundbreaking then I can’t imagine a single development that would register as groundbreaking short of having some sort of interactive movie experience where the ending changes based on the audiences will. The plot, obviously was just recycled cliche after recycled cliche, but Cameron poured a ton of his own time and effort into this movie as he is an absurd control freak.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
FWIW
The point of the film had nothing to do with why we’re in Iraq. The point was that it was possible to enjoy danger and warfare and not be a monster.
Of course, I’m definitely part of the white privileged audience it’s going for. But I really took it as an apolitical movie that tried to create a visceral experience that I can’t really imagine.
So sure, a lot of the plot was contrived (especially as it went on), but it wasn’t really about the plot. It was about the feeling.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 10, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
I really enjoyed hurt locker
and thought it was well done.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
favorite quote of Tom Hanks being on TDS re: The Pacific on HBO-
“It’s going to make anyone who is 21-53 feel like a pussy.”
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
If the movie had a political stance, I'd take it to be pro-war, or at least pro-soldier.
Considering the ending.
I agree with your comments. The plot wasn’t great, but the acting and editing were just fantastic. I don’t think we’ve ever seen a better sniper scene in film.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
that sniper scene was bullshit!
the guy that killed the mercenaries was using an AK-47! From a half a mile away.
Pure shit.
The best part of that movie was the 1000 fps explosions. That was cool. Not best movie of the year cool, but good anyway.
Oh and one more piece of total BS. He was under the humvee ‘checking the brakes’. He was under the middle of the truck. You take the wheels off.
I hate to say it but you could tell that movie was made by a chick. They should have had more technical advisors. There were too many flaws for me to take that movie seriously.
Bigelow's directed nothing but action movies, and you're taking ware movies way too seriously.
I could give a fuck about whether the Humvee was technically accurate. The movie was tense, had good pacing, and the action scenes paid off.
They made the movie for 20 million yet it was more entertaining and well-done than Transformers. Maybe when the US government decides to throw full military funding into a movie that isn’t about toy robots, her movie can be more technically proficient.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 11, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
It's actually a "they"
Fleck and Boden (and Fleck’s a girl!).
The Midwest League stuff was lovely. I remember the ballpark in Cedar Rapids pretty well.
this is too good to be true
“People see dark faces out there, and the perception is that they’re African American,” Los Angeles Angels center fielder Torii Hunter says. "They’re not us. They’re impostors.
“Even people I know come up and say, ‘Hey, what color is Vladimir Guerrero? Is he a black player?’ I say, ‘Come on, he’s Dominican. He’s not black.’ "
“As African-American players, we have a theory that baseball can go get an imitator and pass them off as us,” Hunter says. "It’s like they had to get some kind of dark faces, so they go to the Dominican or Venezuela because you can get them cheaper. It’s like, ‘Why should I get this kid from the South Side of Chicago and have Scott Boras represent him and pay him $5 million when you can get a Dominican guy for a bag of chips?’
“I’m telling you, it’s sad.”
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Tell it, Torii. Tell it.
Another way the Man is keeping brothers down.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Between him and Milton Bradley it's just been a fantastic 48 hours for race relations.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
To be clear, it's usually a bag of fritos for the domincan.
And I bet I could go to the South Side and get a black kid NOT represented by Boras for a bag of flaming hots.
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
flaming hot cheetos
with hot sauce.
"You actually talk about me to your wife??? I love it.!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
eh some of what bradley said was true.
if a black player fails on the north side they are absolutely crucified way more than a white player would be. J. Jones was halfway decent and they still hated him…. Latroy Hawkins got hung out to dry…. as did Bradley. Like Bradley was the reason the cubs sucked last year….. its ridiculous.
This Hunter stuff is insane. That guy is a loon.
Kenwo4life=ratings
i don't disagree, but those guys all did stuff that your average idiot is gonna call out.
bradley had a low batting average.
hawkins blew when they used him as a closer.
jones kept throwing balls from the outfield 40 ft and into the grass.
seeing that shit is gonna be enough to make most people think they suck.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Lets be honest here.
Most Cub fans grew up in families in which they could do no wrong. They are drunk entitled frat boys that were in all white fraternities. If you notice, the only black Cubs they ever like are well spoken, aww shucks, ‘uncle tom’ (no offense to anyone just trying to prove a point) types. Any AA player they have had that had an opinion, they’ve run out of town. I believe SS fans are more tolerant since we generally didn’t grow up under these coddled circumstances. Now I know they have booed more white players off the field than AA players, but I believe they may have a shorter fuse with non-white players. If Sammy Sosa was white (but still a prick) they would still be worshiping him to this day. flame away.
"You actually talk about me to your wife??? I love it.!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
.

" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - T-Dogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
^ he boos black people
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - T-Dogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 10:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
oh goodness
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
i'm not trying to be offensive
just callin it the way I see it.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well it's just another tired stereotype, but have at it.
So
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I don't necessarily think that the issue is that white Cubs fans are more racist than white Sox fans.
Look at some of the white trash populating the Cell. I think its that the bleachers at Wrigley are overwhelming white while the Cell has a much larger minority population. A racist would feel much more comfortable yelling racist shit surrounded my white people than he/she would sitting next to an African American.
Freudian slip
That should read “A racist would feel much more comfortable yelling racist shit surrounded BY white people”
What about Todd Hundley?
"You actually talk about me to your wife??? I love it.!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
African Americans have a changing profile
I cant recall where I saw it exactly…
but recently I watched(?) something about the changing face of African-Americans, how there are a ton of black immigrants that have moved here in the last 60 or so years, and werent given that free boat ride centuries ago.
I want to say it was on pbs. They were studyng blacks American history, and all the black kids working on it were 1st or second generation here.
well yeah thats crass.
but there is no nice way to say people were enslaved.
Im just glad my people didnt get here until later or lived in the north. The slaves in my family have always been the kids.
Wait, so you're telling me blacks are now coming here on their own accord?
Insanity, I tell you.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 10, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Mitchell was drafted.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
by winningugly on Mar 10, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
lol i thought this was funny
if only a handful of black athletes chose to play baseball instead of basketball or football guys like Mike Jacobs would be working at a Jiffy Lube right now, and no one would be upset about that except for some Jiffy Lube manager.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 10, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
it's entirely possible, too. but who cares if black kids don't play baseball?
why is there some kind of need to push these kids into baseball? enough of that shit. let them play whatever sport it is that they want to play. push them into school!
Cashing checks and having sex.
kind of not the point Market
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
no, but i figured i can throw an opinion in there.
and torii has been one of the guys campaigning for bringing baseball to the black community.
Cashing checks and having sex.
The pont is
in the big picture, fine. Sure I want blacks focused more on books. But this ain’t the big picture. In the world of elite athletes I’d look to see a few more blacks play baseball and stop getting its ass kicked by football and basketball. Torii understands that but his bullshit explanation just muddies the water altogether.
So I guess the answer to your question is I care.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
you are such a fucker
and where do you get all that shit from so fast?
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
Me either!

" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
How in the hell is this not green?? How??
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
It's worth discussing the image of minority "Elite Athletes" no matter what the sport.
My girlfriend is a social worker for a certain really dysfunctional school system that has the majority of it’s student base being minorities. The number of kids who she gets that have a life goal of being a pro-athlete despite not even being on the school team is unreal. It would be nice if more minority athletes just went out with a message of “Try your hardest, and maybe just maybe you’ll make it. But have a backup. Hit the books.”
Torii sounds like he is like third or fourth generation Irish or something. “We struggled to get where we are, and now that we’ve made it, it’s time to crap on the next lowest guy on the totem pole for taking our jobs and doing them cheap.”
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
Again another discussion (not saying its not valid)
But I am talking about “real” elite athletes. I simply would like to see more of them play baseball instead of football and basketball.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
i agree with that statement. i just don't think it needs a racial modifier in front of it.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 10, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
this
although I would say that black people do tend to be superior athletes. A great article in an old SI of mine, spoke about why there are no white running backs. There seems to be a racial modifier when it comes to running backs. Go make a fan post MM!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
please don't
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
true that
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough.
I can’t speak for other cities/teams… I just don’t see black baseball players in Chicago going into the “inner City” and giving a positive message. Now, granted, I’m rather ignorant of the whole thing, and maybe it’s there and just needs better PR, but that is what is needed most to get the kids… the good PR.
Whooo Boy… what a can of worms.
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
d.lee would do it, but he has to protect his uncle tom image if he doesn't want to draw the ire of cub fans.
He's already sold enough jerseys. He is safe at this point.
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Wait... I shouldn't be caring about that at this point...
I’m sorry Ollie.
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
someone learns fast.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
It takes more than raw athleticism and hard work to be a good baseball player.
This is less true for the other sports.
You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead. ~The Hooligan
by Daniel Berlyn on Mar 11, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
the pic was a lay-up

No honestly, I disagree with MM once again. African American ball players are a huge part of MLB history. The Negro League players who were able to break the color barrier is a huge accomplishment for African American people. I was not around to experience first hand, but I would imagine rooting for an African American on your team would make it easier to root for an African American in your everyday life.
There are too many reasons to list as to why more blacks do not play baseball. I think the number 1 reason is Michael Jordan. When kids grow up they want to root for someone that looks like them, I don’t see many kids in the wild 100s rocking Mark Grace or Paul Konerko jerseys. Secondly, I believe that socially, baseball is not as esteemed in the black community as much as basketball and football. This might make a black player whose first love is baseball to play another sport to fit in (look cool, get the ladies). Lastly, the unfortunate economic situation among many “black kids from the south side of Chicago”. We all know that useful equipment is not cheap. You can get a basketball or football for cheap. Many high schools provide basketball players with shoes and accessories. Same for football. In baseball, all the equipment must be bought by the player or the player’s family. Well obviously, if you do not have the disposable income to buy this equipment, you will push your child towards the cheaper sport. To my shagrin, I envision this problem getting worse. So yes Tdogg, I care too.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
these are the problems of our times that must be addressed.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 10, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I think some black baseball players have been getting a lot of exposure lately, which certainly helps.
It would probably take a Jason Heyward to start his career off like Griffey and become the games best player, to make a huge impact. Howard does a great job of promoting, along with Prince and Rollins. Jones and McCutchen are on their way to being pretty good ball players which will help as well. My question is, does Juan Pierre count as an impostor?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Justin Upton may well be the superstar outfielder of the next generation.
It’s going to take more than that to attract young black players. Another reason is that there’s more glory opportunity in basketball and football. Not as much room for style. In baseball you are limited to a fixed number of opportunities at the plate and not that many in the field. Sabathia exemplifies the superstar black athlete to its fullest, and yet I never hear anyone talk about how many Ks he racked up.
You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead. ~The Hooligan
by Daniel Berlyn on Mar 11, 2010 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
I really think MJ is the biggest reason...
Not sure if that is really a “problem” or not. I think MJ may impact this subject more than anything.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
lol
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
OT/Yet OnTopic
670 is having a great call in session on this right now.
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Also....
Might this be a good subject to move over to a FanPost?
I’m still new here, learning the ropes etc… but it’s a thought. Obviously there is a lot to say about it.
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Here's a chance for Tdogg to do his part.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
Look I just want to past my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Replace "Microsoft" with "Google"
And the same thing applies to me!
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 10, 2010 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
how patriotic of you...
The land of equal opportunity!!!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
did i just hear a commercial for medical marijuana on the score?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I guess it's a foregone conclusion that we're going to legalize/decriminalize it, then
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 10, 2010 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
when can i get my 219?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Considering that it's basically legal in backwards-ass Michigan
I’m going to say within 3 years
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 10, 2010 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Also
Feel free to possess and use (small amounts) in unincorporated Cook county.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 10, 2010 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Or, in Chicago, if you are not black or dominican.
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
wasnt
carol mosely brown the first congressman/woman to decriminalize it?
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 11, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Carol Mosely Braun can enact laws all by herself?
Jesus, I’m glad we shipped her all-powerful ass to New Zealand before she really went crazy.
i teach at a school where 98 percent is african american.
i’ve taught there for 4 years…. I have students that can tell me every last player on the houston rockets but couldn’t name 3 guys in the MLB. The interest is just not there. I can remember only 4 students specifically that showed any interest in baseball at all.
Most say baseball is boring. Some are afraid of the ball so they never played it (they never say that but they go into a big thing about getting beaned and how they would snap if that happened leading me to believe they are scared of the ball)
others just think it is a white/spanish sport.
Its kind of a shame because a lot of my favorite players are black…. Harold, Frank, Albert Belle, Dye, Eddie Murray, Eric Davis, Darryl Strawberry, Dr. K…. I got love for the brothers (except T-Dogg because he takes too long to draft).
Kenwo4life=ratings
lmao
you’re an idiot
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
i agree with the sentiment. there have been some great black ballplayers.
but i don’t think it’s worth worrying about if black kids aren’t interested in playing. and i think the people who are worried need to take a big step back and look at some real problems.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 10, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
true.
I also think that the civil rights movement gets pushed down the kids throats from the time they are in 1st grade so much that by the time they are in high school they are sick of hearing about the same people (MLK, X, Rosa Parks…etc…) . Jackie Robinson and baseball is always in the discussion….. I wonder if that has anything to do with it. maybe that will be my journal topic for tomorrow.
Kenwo4life=ratings
America is wonderful
because people get to choose. They get to choose! And baseball is a difficult sport. Why don’t more minority kids play golf or tennis? You need a lot of time, a lot of practice, and a lot of $. Basketball is cheap, fast, physical, and gets you on SportsCenter more frequently than baseball.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
baseball is a first love,
but basketball is a natural progression for any young man growing fast and lean.
Basketball is also a hell of a lot easier to get a game going when everyone is an athlete in their teens.
if Mr. Moore understood obp or defense
Jacobs would be working at jiffy lube now instead of having 3 MM in the bank. Well, that or properly relegated to AAAA player.
He understands those things
he just chooses to ignore them when building a team.
You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead. ~The Hooligan
by Daniel Berlyn on Mar 10, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
one of few things twittered by cowley that didn't irritate me.
actually, i chuckled softly.
All spring games should have been postponed today due to Corey Haim’s death. That would have been the right thing to do.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
i guess that should be "tweeted" huh?
whatever.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
I thought you said this today already?
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
Not enough KenWo rants though
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. lol.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yes and no
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
this is my new sig
"You actually talk about me to your wife??? I love it.!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
you like that eh?
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
For sure
As a privileged white kid with a social theory degree and more than my fair share of Catholic guilt, this is awesome and interesting.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 10, 2010 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Just saw that Peavy interview again...
this guy makes me want to go out there and battle with him!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:25 PM CST reply actions
Sure... try to change the subject.....
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
my opinions stand.
nothing else to say.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
plus certain subjects tend to attract the rift-raft.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
The… rift raft?
Is that what Contreras and El Doque took from Cuba to the US?
by RWShow on Mar 11, 2010 11:14 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Riff Raff *
“people with whom you did not wish to be associated”
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 11, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
false
correct answer: beach ball
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 11, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
Now that Nathan is done, Gardenhire is not going to look a genius anymore.
I am PUMPED about the sox chances right now. I was really down about a month ago, but now there is glimmer of hope!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:27 PM CST reply actions
agreed with that.
i think that is really going to hurt them… hopefully at least more than the mauer injury did last year…. its just nathan has been soooo solid for them. I can’t see how that injury doesn’t do damage to their psyche
Kenwo4life=ratings
missing his production > damage to their psyche
Dude has been straight nails for them. I expect someone to fill in, as of right now I hear that is Jon Rauch. Just having Jon Rauch is damage to their psyche.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
I would love to see the PECOTA projections right now.
While they do indeed have a vaunted relief system… This really does kick them in the balls. How wonderful.
by South Side Expat on Mar 10, 2010 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
The Indians have always been my least favorite team by a long shot.
The Twins are getting close to taking that crown though. I highly doubt they will though playing outdoors in MN. No matter what some SSSers say, it matters.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 10, 2010 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
Personally (within the past 11 years)...
The Royals. Fuck The Royals.
I hate the Twins, I hate the Tribe. Detroit sucks, but I grudgingly give them some props with Leyland coming back and doing what he did in Late ‘05/’06(’07 too if not for the injuries, thank goodness… and fuck Joe Nathan btw.)
I LOATHE the Royals.
I mean, fuck the Twins and the Tribe for their pennant runs… but really, has any team in the past few years made the Sox look like chumps more than the Royals?
I can look up the stats… and know that from ‘98-09, the Sox have the series advantage of 125-78. But damn if those 78 didn’t always seem to occur at a moment to just pop the Sox bubble, the Royals being the Royals and the Sox needing to just dominate a chump team.
Fuck the Royals. It’s not said enough.
They have sucked beyond compare. They make the Nats look good.
by South Side Expat on Mar 11, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
-Yet they
Have inconveniently not sucked when we really needed them to.
by South Side Expat on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 AM CST up reply actions
twins, tribe, tigers, royals, in order or hatred.
fuck the twinks. fuck the tribe. screw the tigers. royals, well forget them.
Twins by a mile.
Then Cleveland, mostly because of Sizemore and their repulsive, Thome-booing asscock fanbase. KC is a mild irritant.
I have no hate for the Tigers. We almost always own them. Sure, they technically stood in the way of a 2006 playoff berth, but I’m over that. Their park is nice (and friendly to the Sox), and Leyland’s entertaining.



























