Community Projection: Mark Teahen
by The Cheat on Mar 10, 2010 3:44 PM CST
442 comments
Mark Teahen was a Royal. Try not to hold it against him. He seems like a pretty likable guy, at least in 140-character snippets written from a dog's point of view.
Teahen isn't just the White Sox third baseman of the present, a 3-year extension means he's the third baseman of the future too, for better or, gulp, worse. The trend lines certainly aren't moving in the right direction. He is, however, reaching the prototypical offensive peak years of his career. So it's not ALL bad. Fill out the form after the jump to enter your projection.
| Year | Age | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | SB | BB | SO | BA | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | 24 | 109 | 393 | 70 | 114 | 21 | 7 | 18 | 69 | 10 | 40 | 85 | .290 | .357 | .517 | .874 |
| 2007 | 25 | 144 | 544 | 78 | 155 | 31 | 8 | 7 | 60 | 13 | 55 | 127 | .285 | .353 | .410 | .763 |
| 2008 | 26 | 149 | 572 | 66 | 146 | 31 | 4 | 15 | 59 | 4 | 46 | 131 | .255 | .313 | .402 | .715 |
| 2009 | 27 | 144 | 524 | 69 | 142 | 34 | 1 | 12 | 50 | 8 | 37 | 123 | .271 | .325 | .408 | .734 |
| 5 Seasons | 676 | 2480 | 343 | 667 | 146 | 24 | 59 | 293 | 42 | 218 | 573 | .269 | .331 | .419 | .749 | |
| 162 Game Avg. | 162 | 594 | 82 | 160 | 35 | 6 | 14 | 70 | 10 | 52 | 137 | .269 | .331 | .419 | .749 | |
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I was overly optimistic
because I think the Cell will help his hr’s which will help walks, slg, ect
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
me thinx the same
in addition to other things, like being on a team that wants to and can win.
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 10, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, i bid high as well.
mostly because the extension really pisses me off and he better earn it.
And by bidding high I mean over .800 OPS and career high HR(but not quite 20).
by e-gus on Mar 10, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not me.
Why the eff would signing for a nice contract catapult him into above-averageness? Nope.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
I don't get the extension either
It’s not like this guy would be a high demand FA next winter.
I can only speculate that Viciedo had been such a lazy POS last year that they used this signing to motivate him. Not working so far, Cuban pride is seriously lacking. Now they’re stuck with both of them.
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
by ChicagoPete on Mar 11, 2010 8:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
His splits in the Cell are favorable.
I boosted his HRs and reduced his other XBH, and went a little friendly with the percentages.
thats pretty much what I did
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
The Cell is also more dog friendly. He'll have a better year.
… and don’t throw that, “That’s what everyone said about Swisher” crap back at me.
Woa. I was saying the exact. same. thing. the other day.
spooky.
by Mitch. on Mar 10, 2010 4:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i wonder if she'll be there on 6/3
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 10, 2010 5:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
thats why im confused...
its not much better, but he seems to be less damaging in right field!?! maybe im wrong and he’d allow more xbh out there? also i guess the whole fielding dh’rs thing prevents that too
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 11, 2010 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
Actually, taking a closer look as his UZR numbers for 3b
odds of a -15 year are low. He posted that in ‘05 but hasn’t come close since. His ‘08 year is only 18 games so I’m ignoring that.
And to compare defense across positions, you need to toss in the positional adjustment. Its harder to play 2b and 3b then rf/lf, so you add a number to convert correctly. 3B is +2.5 and rf is -7.5. so you need to add 10 runs to the 3b score to compare it, apples to apples, with rf.
ack!
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 10, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
How am I going to fit in all these bikinis?
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 10, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE!
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 10, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
who is this ollie C idiot from the 1/2 sox 5 times better than cubs thread....
I’m about to bust him in the back of his head like MC Hammer the funky headhunter.
Kenwo4life=ratings
That whole bit had me rolling....
I knew someone would rip into him, especially after he posts the same exact bullshit twice (as if no one read it the first time.)
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 10, 2010 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
Good and bad news for WU
Mitchell impresses, but amongst first assigned to MiLB camp
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
AA is as good as it gets for him now.
I like that very much. If Walker can spot a flaw in his mechanics, Helen Keller could. I like what I’ve seen so far. September for the hell of it.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
i hope you've been watching the AIG, wu. round 2 of fantastic short squeeze is in effect.
this thing is unreal.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Hard to miss it.
CNBC won’t stop bleating about it and C. FFS. They are basicaly insolvent.
How are you playing it?
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
scalping long. occasionally short, but it's a minefield.
it’s doing crazy volume again, so there’s lots of money out there. i’ve been holding it long the last few night. it’s been a consistent gap-up. i think the easiest play is buy it on the close and sell it on the next open. i’ve been doing that in my ameritrade account to much success. intraday is hairier. get caught on the wrong side of these 1-way moves and you get smoked. i’m churning out the volume. did about a million shares in it today.
Cashing checks and having sex.
taleb says you could be fooled by randomness.
just wanted to put that out there as a drunk at 11 est talking point.
i get fooled by the market every single day.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 10, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
god damnit
I have been putting off even thinking about Teahan as the starting 3B. Now I’m forced to not only consider it, but plan for it. Fuck.
Alright fine. I went with 459 pa, 280/320/440 — not really feeling Teahan, even with the bump in power from the Cell. He’ll take less walks and swing for the fences, BABIP will bounce back to the mean and he’ll hit for a higher average.
I guess he’s kinda like Joe Crede with a better back and mediocre defense. Shit, that guy isn’t that good.
he was above his own babip average last year
not by much, but some (3 points). both his LD% and FB% were down last year so YES I KNOW those are confused in some parks, but both were down, which says he’s pounding the dirt slightly more often.
oh, and his infield fly rate (infield flys/flys) was up 5 points to 3 points above his average.
to sum up: last year he hit more grounders and more infield flys, which are both terrible for babip. lets hope he doesn’t regress to the mean babip wise as he’s already well over it.
Should be a "good enough" 3rd baseman,
I think we can all agree that he is a heeeell of a lot better than our projected 3rd baseman last year i.e. Fields/Goggles
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
I kinda miss the Fields / Anderson PR BS we would hear every year
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
damn
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
that reminds me of a car I sold to a neighbor.
It was in the alley after an obvious engine fire about a month later.
JR on how he looked into his jewball and saw jake peavy as a white sox player.
Reinsdorf, in fact, made that judgment twice — once with regret and once without.
As the story goes, the White Sox tried to acquire Peavy last May 21 before the fireballing right-hander invoked his no-trade clause to stay with the Padres. That first maneuver from Williams was brought to Reinsdorf while he was on break from a Major League Baseball owners’ meeting in New York.
“I’m walking down the street on the way back to the hotel and Kenny calls and lays this on me,” Reinsdorf recounted. "I’m trying to digest the whole thing … what’s our budget? How much can we afford? And he’s got to have an answer, because this thing is hot.
“After thinking it all through, I said ‘OK.’ Then, after I did, and thought it through some more, I said, ‘I shouldn’t have said yes.’ So, when the deal didn’t go down, I was happy.
“Then, we fast forward to July 31, and Kenny sends me an e-mail asking, ‘Do you want Peavy?’ and I replied ‘No thank you.’ But I said, ‘If you want to talk about it, come on in.’ So, he did. He brought in [assistant general manager] Rick [Hahn]. We went through our budget for last year and what our payroll looked like for the next couple of years and concluded we could probably handle it. It’s as simple as that.”
yea, simple as that
e-discovery their ass and I’m sure the email chain could fill the front section of the New Yorker. human interest.
I don't know any 75 year olds who still work
who use e-mail.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
so what? you consider yourself a pioneer?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 11, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I prefer e-mail as a point of contact.
But my Dad, who is close to 75, won’t respond except to send some cute chain e-mailed video.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
5/21/10. Your tombstone. Book it.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Hell no. You're gonna love me in person. Old people find me extremely charming.
by RWShow on Mar 11, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
heeheeeeeee!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
our owner is 80 and is iphone / windows / mac savvy
why he keeps his iphone is his breast pocket inches from his pacemaker is beyond me.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Mar 11, 2010 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Heart skipping a beat?
There’s an app for that.
by RWShow on Mar 11, 2010 8:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe in your neck of the woods
my company, the old people don’t use proper grammar or spelling, and often are confusing in their rambling emails.
that seems more like an inability to write than an inability to use the internet.
lawyers generally don’t have trouble with the former, so perhaps.
probably right
engineers and “ability to write” generally aren’t heard in the same discussion
by Jack M on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Ain't that the fucking truth.
Completely unrelated; Wu, you’re an engineer, right?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
You should see the 20-somethings.
u r kidding. Old folks are amonst the fastest growing segment of Internet users. They’ve already co-opted Facebook.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
I have a phone JUST LIKE THAT
In my basement. About 4 years ago I hot wired it and could hear conversations, just no dialing. And it sounded horrible.
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I guess old people, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Don’t you go dying on me!
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
i hope the rest of the community projections are less painful to go through
like madvillian, i tried to forget that teahan is our 3b
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 11, 2010 2:25 AM CST reply actions
i dunno who this teahan guy is, but i know hes not our third baseman
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Last time a first-year second baseman wore number 15 for the White Sox…
Ahh, to hell with it.
by RWShow on Mar 11, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Tadahito!
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.
by NorthSidePaulie on Mar 12, 2010 2:04 AM CST up reply actions
sweeeeeet!
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
by blackoutsox on Mar 14, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still pretending the Pierre trade didn't happen.
And that the Linebrink contract wasn’t 4 years 20 million.
Jesus fucking Christ. Seriously.
Well, apart from the >20 HR, that's pretty much his last 3 year averages projected for a full, healthy year as a starter
Considering US Cellular and Kauffman Stadium are always at opposite ends of the spectrum for HR park factors, I think you can lower his usual 2B total slightly while increasing the HR total a bit and that’s what you’ll get. But unfortunately this is only half the story and a new park isn’t gonna help his defense
i think he should be -5/150 or so
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
i had about the same, but
i had him coming in hot with more stolen bases for reasons i cant really back up other then being a spring optimist. i do have his slg a little higher, but not quite 440
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 11, 2010 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Because I know everyone wants to be accurate with their OBP and SLG percentages...
I found the baseball almanac baseball stats calculator quite helpful.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
um...does it?
I know he doesn’t ask for all the variables, but maybe he should….maybe he should…
And maybe someone out there can find a way to program a googledocs spreadsheet to do the calculations. Maybe. Someone.
At any rate, someone needs to put their foot down, and that foot is me!!!
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
it doesn't
we aren’t accounting for HBP and SF, so OBP will be off unless you actually crunch it
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
BTW, anyone else think Teahen looks a little too much like Jhonny Damon in that picture?
FJD.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
i think his dog looks like damon
boom, roasted!
by Jack M on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yah,
i keep forgetting that gmail isnt a sufficient host for pics despite it popping up in my preview, and work blox flickr so thats a bust too.
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 11, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
Went high
On the power numbers, 19 HR’s, hoping that playing at the Cell helps, and very high on steals (14), figure Ozzie will have him running like everyone else.
Also was under the assumption playing for a better team has to do something for the guy, but I have no facts to back that up. He also seems like the type who will enjoy the extra attention of playing in a real market, but then again, FNS.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 11, 2010 10:43 AM CST reply actions
I suppose
But, it’s only one HR over his career high, and it’s age 28 year, in a hitting friendly park now in a better line up. It doesn’t seem that absurd to think he could hit 19. Kaufmann is one of the hardest places to hit a homerun, the cell one of the easiest.
And 14 SBs is only one more then his career high too, and with Ozzie, adding 6 steals from last year doesn’t seem ridiculous.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 11, 2010 11:10 AM CST reply actions
He's not Josh Fields, which is good enough for me.
When is the Scott Linebrink projection? Thinking about it gives me a migraine.
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
we solved racism yesterday. lets tackle homophobia today!
just kidding, but this redneck school did cancel prom instead of let a lesbian couple go.
kinda chubby, but id lick it
seriously though, prom is so overrated unless you were planning on trying to lose your virginity that night. i on the other hand threw that out the window via peer pressure years before prom, so the only highlight of prom for me was that my dates dad was some vp of sales for some company at the merch mart so we got pretty good box seats to the game for the day after prom.
Look I just want to past my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
It's only overrated
Once you’ve gone. It’s still one of those things every kid should be given an opportunity to do. Even if it is just to say that it was lame.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 11, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Call me crazy, but prom was pretty awesome.
We had ours at the Field Museum, and I did the robot in front of Sue.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 11, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Either you danced next to some fossils, or your date was Vicki from 'Small Wonder'
I’ll assume the latter
by 3E8 on Mar 11, 2010 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
greeeeeeeeeeeenie.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
formal dance/party for seniors in high school
or so they tell me.
Leaver's Do.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
short for promenade
ritual rite of passage for high school seniors
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
we don't have an equivalent
once you get to sixteen there are plenty of bars and clubs that will let you in, and besides you fucking hate 95% of the people you go to school with anyway
I knew you were from Peoria!
The British synonym for the North American event would be Leavers’ Ball, Leavers’ Dinner, Formal or, informally, Leavers’ Do. This is closer to the Australian description, although in the UK, some schools have called the above events proms. In Canada, Ireland, and Australia the terms Grad or Formal are most commonly used and the event is usually held for those graduating high school or middle school. In Ireland, the event is also known as the Debs, which is derived from Debutante
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
I don't know what the fuck you are on about
when I left comprehensive school there was no ’ leaving do ’, we had a christmas party, I remember that – the hardest kid in the school kicked the shit out of me after he caught me with my hand up his girlfriends skirt.
I'm pretty sure that was from "The Inbetweeners"
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Its a BBC show
and not very good. starring simon bird.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
They don't get that station in Peoria
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
yep. it's been a while.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
I don't watch much tv
I like peep show though, that’s fucking hilarious, best comedy on UK TV.
never seen inbetweens
its on the same channel as skins
thats shows popular, right? its on bbc america here, but i know thats a grab bag of shows from the different uk channels.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
inbetweeners is basically skins as a comedy
its terrible
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
it is currently 6th on my netflix cue
i’ll get back to you in about a month
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
yes - I watched that
the books are much better mind – though I thought they did a great job of capturing West Yorkshire circa 1978
Love the sig...
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Those comments sure give hope for humanity.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 11, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
they make my eyes hurt
from trying to prevent the information from reaching my brain.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously..
These people railing against the girl for ruining prom.. and “how a minority of one can ruin it for everyone else.” The fact they actually see it as the girl’s fault is just depressing.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 11, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
EVERY comment there has a negative rating
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
my favorite has to be
“I’m sorry, but any guys complaining about lesbians are a bunch of homos.”
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
I like blaming the girl for what the school district did
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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Good thing she's a senior. Can you imagine the crap she's gonna get from the rest of the class?
Maybe she shoulda just shown up in her tux instead of asking first.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 11, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i figured you were strictly lurking so we couldnt badger you into going to the meet up.
you should really go to the meet up.
When the hell is the meet up?
And why isn’t it on the Facebook page?
WHY IS EVERYBODY AVOIDING ME!
Fucking don’t answer that, assholes.
Right Rail, dammit. If you want to go, email me.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
thats the motto i live by
if you dont ask you dont know, kinda like wtgtd’s dont ask dont tell policy
Look I just want to past my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 11, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I hope for her sake she's going to a nice college next year.
Probably has 17 years of repression to make up for.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Wellesley?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
cheers to that prom,
aint no lesbos gonna be dancin ’round me!
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
"Ain't no women gonna be around me."
Fixed.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
hardy har har har,
a strong distaste for homosexuals, does not = no lady friends. If anything it is positive.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
Women like secure men.
Take that for what its worth.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
yep.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
secured.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 12, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
back in my player days, I learned the trick to gettin a lot of head was to constantly express my homophobia.
by Trooper on Mar 11, 2010 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Back? Player? Head?
“Homophobia” I believe.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
what's hard to believe? they just wanted to show me that its nothing to be afraid of.
by Trooper on Mar 11, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
is anyone here up for a "playing it straight" pun? WU?
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
the homos are clearly ruining this country
its their gay marriages forcing the grand U S of A into a recession
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Mar 12, 2010 7:00 AM CST up reply actions
i would love for you to continue
i think you’ve already started
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Mar 12, 2010 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
i think you missed the clearly in wsm's remark
btw, most homophobes have secret gay desires
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 12, 2010 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
i think the numbers are just skewed
because most politicians are really gay.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 12, 2010 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
yep.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
God is angry!!!!
So he is going to kill a bunch of innocents… earthquakes, katrina… its all cause some people love people of the same gender!
It happened to the Romans!
Huns! Spartacus! Vesuvius! Caligula!
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Well, technically...
The romans ended up too busy boning each other indiscriminately to fight back. The huns only showed up because a roman scouting party tried to make out with the hun border guards.
RUINING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE GODDAMMIT!!!!!!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
What did homos ever do to you?
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think you really want to know OznCoop's answer to that one ;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
You guys have me all wrong,
I’m not homophobic, I am not afraid of gay people. What they do is wrong, but it is something they can overcome. I don’t hate the people I hate the disorder that they have. Thats all Im going to say about that. The End.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
Hate the sin, love the sinner. Got it.
Btw, I think your sig should’ve won the marketing slogan competition.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
It did win, but the actual slogan is "Even if it works it's stupid".... no "still"...I think the "still" detracts from its glory.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm. Who's entry won?
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
Yours. Just like I said in the thread.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
I can't believe you don't even remember that YOU said that.
focking old people.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
Hee.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
You are making us look bad, OPOS.
And why the hell are you not going 5/21?
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
I thought my winning the contest made OPsOS look good!
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
If you don't remember it
it didn’t happen.
Now, answer the fookin’ question?
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Thanks, Jim.
But he lets all of us down. All of us.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
He didn't accept my virtual friendship either, ftr. We can sulk together.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
He doesn't accept your XX chromosomes, either.
I feel you, dog.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
I just figure it's because I haven't bought a book. I'm not taking it too personally.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Aaaaand
scene.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
wrong
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 12, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
You are a gem.
Picked a good time to come out with your ignorant views though.. compared to the rapist, you don’t sound that bad, so you have that going for you.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 12, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
thanks man I appriciate that,
if you ever would like to talk about this issue in privately, feel free to email me at packerfever62@aol.com.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
cable access throwdown!
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
fudgepackerfever?
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 12, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
There's no cure.
Symptoms include abnormal attachment to aging QBs with Vicodin addiction.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
So heartily rec'd.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
that guy will stick his peanuts anywhere
signature
by billyok on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Disorder? I can't believe they haven't found a cure for this yet!!!!!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
The policeman isn't here to create disorder, he's here to preserve disorder!
The original Mayor Daley.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
Wrong? Disorder?
I think it’s much more “wrong” and a much worse “disorder” for you to be such a judgmental douchebag.
like i said earlier,
if you want to talk this over I would LOVE to, just email me.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
Are you a Witness?
Or Mormon? If so, I get it. Conversion scores you big points with the Big Guy.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
That's it, I'm getting the popcorn.
by South Side Expat on Mar 12, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
I have some in a box on my lap.
Enjoy.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Popcorn just ain't that.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Where is Pilate when you need him?
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
I'm cancelling my afternoon meetings.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
"I'm not answering my phone."
Fixed.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Flagged, women aren't allowed in meetings.
/equality for all, except for subhuman genders.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Are you embarrassed of your views?
Are you ashamed?
If you’re going to judge people or insult them, you can at least own up to it in public. See: me getting roasted for my views on Donte Stallworth or the kid who quit baseball to become a priest. Man up.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 12, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
I was gonna say
At least the lesbians didn’t hit anybody while driving drunk. (though it could have happened after the prom, guess we’ll never know)
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Screw it..
Email sent.. I shall report back with what logic he uses to defend his position.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Not that I agree with the knucklehead,
yet I’d show him the same tolerance since he is obviously “alternative” in his thought process. Hate the sin, not the sinner, as posted above.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Perfectly put.
A lot of us were brought up to believe similarly to this. Some of us became adults and shed those beliefs, some – many, really – did not.
I feel bad for him rather than anger towards him.
My 7-year old knows enough to tell me
“hate” is a bad word. Toward anyone.
Except I hate Teh Twinn. And Jim Thome.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
I don't agree with this
most of the anti-tolerance bullshit is based in religious dogma — no logic or rationality there whatsoever. So while I’m not going to be “angry” about it, I think it’s absolutely pathetic.
"Judgmental douchebag"
sounds angry to me, Keith. Take a dip in Lake Keith and explore your depths. ;)
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
"a dip in Lake Keith" sounds awfully queer, wu.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit, this is a BASEBALL blog, RW.
You mean pitching.
*At least he’s pitching.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You should see what happens when the guy offers you popcorn.
by South Side Expat on Mar 12, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
this week on SSS!
Homophobia! Racism! And we’re not talking about Ozzie’s twitter account either! We are, but not at the same time!
When the hell does the season start!
You do realize that your post should have been in ALL CAPS!!???!!!
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
Fear not!
It’s merely a disorder. Some Xanax and a loving home will clear that right up.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
How soon I forget.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
He died on the cross so that we might freely judge those that are different than us.
And yea, it was good.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Mar 12, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I thank Him for that every single time I come across a black.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Bibleblunt!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus, Maryjane and Joseph?
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Nice.
Again, though, you don’t play the game you no maka the coment.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Proselytization.
Ur doin it rong.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
its true
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 12, 2010 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
I don't get angry over relatively minor run-ins like this
and I’m definitely going to use “Take a dip in Lake Keith” as my next pick-up line.
As one of my favorite drunks on the peninsula would say, "Outski only!"
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
With a strap-on, maybe,
you homo. ;)
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Outski only!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in full agreement with you.
But it takes a measure of maturity to come to the realization that what you were taught as a kid is bullshit. That maturity is not necessarily age-based.
Exhibit #1:
Santa Claus. MOTHERFUCKERS!
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Not to mention he clearly has God (who loves everyone, including the homos he created) on his side, so it's probably best to be nice to him.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
no, he's an idiot
i see no reason to tolerate idiots.
If you are a higher form of being
you have to. It’s the law.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
i'm a worthless wretch
at least i’m aware of it.
Why should we give a shit what you think is wrong?
I certainly don’t ask anyone else to give a shit about I think is wrong. Glenn Beck having an outlet to talk garbage is wrong. But, I don’t think it should be illegal for him to have that show.
Also using the word disorder is ignorant. Absolutely no major medical or psychological group recognizes homosexuality as a disorder.
I used to frequent a Wendy's in the dirty south. MLK Blvd in Savannah, Ga.
A tall, overweight black homosexual worked the drive through window.
One day, I ordered my #6 as usual, got to the window and he was in drag.
Huge wig, had his nails did. You see it was saturday night, and there obviously wouldnt be time to get done up like that after work and still go out.
I told him he was looking good tonight and giggled as I sped away eating french fries.
That is not a disorder, but it is quite funny.
now now now... lets respect his right to believe whatever insane bs he wants
just like he respects the right of the lesbian to go to the pro… oh.
by Trooper on Mar 12, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Actually in 1973 the APA overturned its view
and concluded that homosexuality is not a mental illness
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/204/81-Words
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 12, 2010 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
My neuro teacher just said that gayness is a function of an abnormally large preoptic nucleus.
Then looked directly at the gay kid in class, and said “It’s not your fault.”
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
How was it determined he's the gay kid?
Was he sucking cock or something?
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
He was the only one not looking up her dress.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
Something like that.
More impressive issue is I think my professor is trashed.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
man, work is so slowwwwwwwwww when hungover
we had the power go off for 20 minutes so I was just about to take a nap in the break room when the lights snapped back on.
fuck.
America is so goddamn competitive
when productivity is factored into the equation.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Phat Phreddy in mid-April form.
But I’m not watching so maybe it’s just the thin air.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
Marquette... Marquette... from where do I know that name...
Oh yeah. DePaul’s only Big East victory in the last 2 years.
Hee.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
I was at the game
I don’t want to talk about it.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Every time I get close to cursing out Cubillan...
he buries a three and pulls me away from the edge. I really wish uber-efficient Butler would get more touches but I’m not going to complain about where the game is at right now.
oh, i still want to shoot cubillan
but i love the little guy. Marquette rolling right now!
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
he's out of his mind today!
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
this team will be the death of me
white sox don’t have shit on MU for drama
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
I believe he's predicting my death
internet threats are REAL threats, sox-35th.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
that call was pretty bullshit for us though!
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
w00t
seven seed at this point? Georgetown tomorrow with a chance to get to the title game? yesssssssss
We beat georgetown tommorrow.
its a lock
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
its nice to see frank and all
but I want some postgame!
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
that shirt is AMAZING
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Is it a prediction or a threat?
I mean, I could think that you were going to walk into traffic/have that thing with lasers for fingers show up at your door/catch late-onset juvenile diabetes, but I wouldn’t be responsible. Or would I?
Actually, I just meant that Marquette’s liable to lose their first round game.
that between inning beer transaction gave me a semi.
this camera man is doing it right.
by Trooper on Mar 11, 2010 3:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Just wanted to comment that...
I am a big fan of most of the pictures used for these threads, and the pictures supplied in cheeky retorts intermixed amongst the ensuing comments. Well done, all.
i especially love them
in 400 post threads when i’m on my blackberry.
i hate bill melton not only as a pre/postgame analyst
but as an announcer, id like to slit his throat. dudes annoying.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
I disagree
Uzak/Distant, an Iranian film, is the most boring movie ever.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
i thought 4 out of 5 posters
picked avatar as the most boring!?!
Look I just want to past my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 11, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
haven't seen it
wouldn’t know. but Uzak has a scene a HALF HOUR LONG where its just a guy trying to watch porn, and 10 minutes later his roomate walks in on him. no dialogue. no humor. no drama. nothing.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 11, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
"a nice terrific play"
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
A tie against CLE is like kissing your:
Have at it!
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 11, 2010 5:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Winner of the 1955 Academy Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role?
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 11, 2010 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
What's the pic?
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
What's up with Beckham,
he hasn’t played in several days?
Jesus fasts from baseball during Lent.
by RWShow on Mar 11, 2010 8:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
speaking of vg
“I heard there was a secret pitch
that confused the Tigers, but still Dunc bitched
but you don’t really care for fastballs do ya?
It goes like this, the heat → the whiffs
Filled in great where Ankiel missed
And through it all it’s hardly like I knew ya
Hallelujah.”-Anthony Reyes
(p.s. the greatest part about this is that no level-headed person will ever witness this bit of pop culture parody. let’s hope tom s. or RB have a great archival system for such things.)
“on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer” -VolsnCards5
“perhaps it’s a computer joke about the duality of man.” -tom s.
by Tudor’s Electric Fan on Mar 6, 2010 2:13 AM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Awesome!!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
he went out to the desert for a long walk...
when he came back he was mumbling something about meeting up with nick swisher.
sooo
WSCR has making a big deal of the ozzie/kenny “feud” relating to nixing (no not him) of ozzie’s website.
ozzie/kenny are apparently not on good terms due to differences about personnel and ozzie’s facebook/twitter shit.
if things go south early, it could get real interesting. apparently coop was forced to stop his “coop at the cork” gig?
This is what's wrong with America!
It isn’t that “they” tell us what to think. It’s that “they” tell us what to think about!
How did Phreddy look yesterday? Has Rios refound his hitting ability? Does Teahen look goos at 3rd? Has Bacon had to make any pivots at 2B?
But no. Our very own Hatchetm(an) gets sucked into this crap too. Cowley has won.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
Except during Bachtober.
They go crazy, man. Crazy.
by 67WMAQ on Mar 12, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well I don't think its a rift
but I do feel like Ozzie has been more irritating than usual to KW.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
In other words
“Two strong willed, stubborn guys with strong opinions and views of the world are butting heads. The hell you say!”
I was wondering about the trouble Ozzie will get into with this Twitter stuff. His arrival on the Twitter/fb scene is obviously a way to hype him before the reality show comes out. I'm sure the network made him do this...
But does anyone actually trust Ozzie to use discretion all the time?
Seems a bit on the fly with his posts….
I wonder how that will work when it’s the season and he’s emotional over games, for example.
I can just see it going horribly awry, given his outspoken history.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
wrt to coop at the cork
probably not a terrible idea to stop having your pitching coach on the radio absolutely hammered for a few hours every week.
If Ozzie has to watch his tweet content,
Coop should tone it down in public.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
although i can't remember when i heard this
i thought i remember coop telling someone, i think rongey maybe, that he doesn’t drink (or hardly drinks at all).
anyone been to coop at the cork and seen him drinking (a lot)?
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
would make sense that they would have suggested he not drink much while there
but the times i listened it sounded like he had been drinking from the 3rd inning til he got there.
i'm afraid my projection is bordering on being foolish.
i started with avg, then filled in what i thought were reasonable guesses for walks, doubles, triples and homers. when i calculated the results i had him with something like an .840 OPS. i then started edging back a little bit on each category until i got his OPS under .800. wasn’t easy though. i didn’t realize i was so optimistic about teahen. weird.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
Thus Cheat's blind adjustment
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
do you know anything about networking?
if so i need your help.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 12, 2010 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
sure.
shoot me an email at terrydillard5@sbcglobal.net. I’ll see if I can help.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
if you are able to help thank you.
if not i understand too, i just hate having to talk to comcast then netgear then comcast again then netgear again as they both blame eachother.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 12, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Shot you some questions back
I am eating lunch soon and then have a customer upgrade afterwards. If I don’t get a chance to respond before I leave, I’ll respond this evening at home.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
just act the exact opposite of how you act on here and you'll be great at it.
by larry on Mar 12, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
funny
:|
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 12, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
try this
Look I just want to past my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 12, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
I thought he meant computer networking
my bad.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
I did
these vultures don’t need legitimate reasons to circle over head.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 12, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Anybody listening to the Rome show right now?
You hear this Jeff in Chicago email? typical cub fan tryin to rip on Frank Thomas
Look I just want to past my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 12, 2010 12:43 PM CST reply actions
OMG Grinder
I just noticed your signature. lol. Umm I do realize I’m the king of typos and not proofreading what I write but could you kindly change past to pass? WU has enough ammunition.
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
i didnt notice the typo either, but since you requested the edit, why certainly.
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Mar 12, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet.
“But leave in the sleeping with white women part.” Priorities, Td.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
In other news, "'Mystic River" is not in Ozzie's Netflix queue
Sean penn defended chavez is easy when you have money and no leave in out country shame on you mr penn
Now we know why he hates Magglio.
Ozzie last year
"I come from a country divided by [those who] like [Chavez] or hate him," Guillen said. "Me and Chavez? I don’t know him. A lot of people think we’re best friends. I wish we were best friends, I guarantee you that. I’d be working with him. More money, less a pain in the ass. I know we’d make more money; we’d steal that [expletive] somewhere, somehow."
The ONLY reason I log in. No offense, Rob Hart.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
How I find you?
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Better be good.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Ozzie and Roger Ebert are the only reasons I have a Twitter account.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I had to drop Ebert the other day when he did 58 consecutive posts about Rush Limbaugh.
Enough is enough.
I only read Twitter feeds 2-3 times a week.
I’m more annoyed by people who live-tweet during tv shows.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
did you see the season finale this week?
might be one of my favorite episodes
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
not yet, its a job for tonight
fiance and I spend alternating nights out of the house mon-thurs. we stay in on fridays to eat dinner, watch psych and then drink whatever is laying around while flipping between dirty jobs and mythbusters.
then she falls asleep and I watch baseball. I love fridays.
Geez. larry doesn't listen to radio and now they're going after twitter.
Even Al Gore finds this to be disturbing
I'd start shifting your media focus.
Lest you do not remain as relevant and as vital as AM radio is.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
anybody listening to WKKK right now?
you hear this dominican call up saying he should have the same rights as everyone else? i can’t stand that king kleagle they have on the show.
Forecaster's take on Teahan
12/4/2009 – Mark Teahen’s (3B, CHW) acquisition by CHW could also incrementally bump his hr/f, thanks to venue change and a chance to have at Royal pitching instead of a tougher White Sox staff. But even penciled in as the CHW 3B, Teahen’s skills still don’t warrant the extra buck. Declining patience and poor pitch selection won’t help improve sub-par contact or shave that 50% GB%. And without more FBs, the Cell’s HR friendliness isn’t likely to help that much…
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
The smile on Teahen's face
is the smile of a man NOT at the KC Royals ST camp.
"One more game and then we can blow this son of a b@#$* up!" - Hawk Harrelson on his thoughts regarding the Metrodome
by tailgater on Mar 12, 2010 12:56 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
KCRB: If you don't want them... we'll take them!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 12, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus Christ, Michigan sports this year.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 12, 2010 12:59 PM CST reply actions
Our guys suck. OM, can I borrow one of yours?
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 12, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Horizon League?
Ask my brother, he went to the school with a basketball team.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
flip-flopper
Moses was more of a three-true-outcomes-type prophet than a 5-tool-type messiah-type.
Now Abraham … there was a guy who could do it all. Founder of 3 religions, willing to off his only kid … he was truly the Willie Mays of his time.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 18, 2009 10:23 AM
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/6/18/913099/gordon-beckham-will-be-fine-thank#17115406
No pre-game or during-game, either.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
haha yea, I saw your post on the MGOBLOG live blog
what a way to end it, jeez, almost a perfect shit ending to a perfect shit season.
I tell you TAEG, I really don’t know how much more of this I can take before I just get numb emotionally. Michigan sports has fallen so far and it rips a piece of my fanhood out to keep getting so damn heartbroken time and time again.
STFU.
How many years did you grind your opponents’ dreams into dust? How often did you break other hearts. spiritis, and wills? FMGB. Enjoy being able to relate to 90% of the rest of fandom.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
The inevitable rise from the ashes will feel that much better for having suffered through the past few years.
At least that’s what the doctors say I’ve been repeatedly muttering to myself in my padded cell this afternoon.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 12, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Illini lookin good to start the game,
keep it up!
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
Evan Turner could beat Illinois 1 on 5, while he still had the broken back.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
This is one frayed thread.
Isn’t there a game somewhere? Fer Chrissakes.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Works fine for me, LAA feed.
AJ K’s, Sox score on WP, Che at bat.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
You must have a Crackberry.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
Bacon goes yard, kiddies.
I can’t wait til we get to projections for him, and you all see what a pathetic kool-aid drinker I am.
Rios with a homer
Peavy lookign good!!
…wonder if theyll leave him in or pull him if he keeps this up?
They should give him at least 5 for the quality start :D
you are a clownist!
clowns can’t help being stinky. god made them that way.
And I had heard he quit drinking.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 12, 2010 4:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
uh oh
cst_sox J. Mitchell taken off on a cart after messing up his ankle making a catch at the wall. No info yet on how serious.
That's what he gets for choosing to be black
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by billyok on Mar 12, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Its not a choice, its a mental disorder.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Mar 12, 2010 9:47 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
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