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Love the axe.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

pussy

id have used the rope.

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Mar 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

outstanding

" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans

without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 13, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm more of a fan of the bloody shovel

bird law in this country is not ruled by reason

by soxshenanigans on Mar 13, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

sittin' back...

gettin’ my lillibridge on…

Good star loved exited very exited

by thecip on Mar 13, 2010 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

*applause*

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Mar 13, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

O sure... YOU go ahead and knock the 4 minutes of effort I put into this GIS/GIMP combo..

…all because of the positive impression I would like to give to an editor/stat nerd of a really great board whose community I’m trying to wiggle into.

by South Side Expat on Mar 14, 2010 4:38 AM CST up reply actions  

we need more contributions along these lines

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Mar 14, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to hurt them.

Hurt them so they have nachtmares. Every nacht.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

They can't lose. Super awesome Tom Ricketts said he wants to win.

So, they’re going to win. Once the Triangle Building is constructed, the dynasty will be complete.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You need a strong mount.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I enjoy the drink band on the guy's arm.

And the “cause” bracelet. No “Livestrong” for him. Would rather ride buffalo than bicycles.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

aint that the truth.

word on the street is 3 more weeks. workin on it.

by Trooper on Mar 13, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

shit, my secretary had "the arizona weather"

in the office pool for hawk’s first “best eva” of the season. i had “club-footed baseball player” and thought i had it when i saw cj was batting second.

by larry on Mar 13, 2010 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

I really like this camera angle and wish they'd use it more in regular season games

you miss out on seeing the pitches move, but there’s no awkward transition once the ball is hit.

by CWSKeith on Mar 13, 2010 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

same

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 13, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Bad word.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

one day we'll be able to choose our own camera angles.

i’ve always preferred this view when attending games.

by larry on Mar 13, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

if you had to be stuck with one view

this would be it.

but i like my magic tv angle switching

by Trooper on Mar 13, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Right.

The company I worked for in 1990 did an IPO for ACTV, the company that was going to do just what you are suggesting will be done. McCann/Erickson contract, Canadian sports contracts all lined up. We’re still waiting.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

sigh

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 13, 2010 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

he needs to work on wearing his hat properly.

you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry

by BuehrleMan on Mar 13, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

when sabathia used to wear his hat crooked (or more crooked than he does now)

i heard an interviewer ask him why he wore his hat like that and he said it was because he loved the game so much.

you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry

by BuehrleMan on Mar 13, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

this is karma paying us back for jerry reinsdorf using his rain creation machine

and canceling those spring training games to defraud honest, hard-working cub fans and bloggers, then pocketing the money in his filthy hands.

spent the money on diamonds and unleavened bread I bet.

Good star loved exited very exited

by thecip on Mar 13, 2010 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

YOUVE JUST BEEN BRIDGED!

Good star loved exited very exited

by thecip on Mar 13, 2010 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 13, 2010 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

while they may be over-stating it some

i think they do have a valid point that there’d be a decent amount of people who would come to vegas to see their team play.

by larry on Mar 13, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Orlando, FLORIDA?

WAFJ. From one who would love to see a team here.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

that cart is fast.

Good star loved exited very exited

by thecip on Mar 13, 2010 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

jeff cox is crazy.

you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry

by BuehrleMan on Mar 13, 2010 4:05 PM CST reply actions  

just google imaged 'club foot'

for retherfords rbi single. did not enjoy the results.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Mar 13, 2010 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Gamthread is where you shine, BOK.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

WU IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU LIVE!

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

chicks dig the rbi single

Good star loved exited very exited

by thecip on Mar 13, 2010 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

Kotsay For DH 2010!

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

:-(

.

Good star loved exited very exited

by thecip on Mar 13, 2010 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

POWER SINKER!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 13, 2010 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

Darrin Jackson defending Pierre's arm.

“It’s not the worst I’ve seen. I feel it is better that Johnny Damon’s.”

by ballyb on Mar 13, 2010 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

Men should not express their feelings.

Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Kenny Williams Jr is better than Jim Hendry Jr.

all that matters.

Good star loved exited very exited

by thecip on Mar 13, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

We have the hotter wives.

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I do long for the thunderous bristle...

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I always have like this vission of me being gavin floyd gf (hes on the sox) and he like prosing to me?

me and my friends were talking about stuff like that, what would be the cutest way to get proposed. i have like one of those cleeberty cruches and im 15 and gavins my little crush. i go off in my own fantay land and like pictue him proposing to me on the pitchers mound and id. i feel like a freak cuz hes like 26 and like its never guna happen but i always get that little fanatcy.

am i wierd? help!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090630174909AAMEzvN

by larry on Mar 14, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

X

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Mar 14, 2010 3:42 AM CST up reply actions  

ouch.

well maybe shes rich.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 14, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

*shudder *

What was he thinking?

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Mar 14, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think we all know why her thumbs arent showing

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Mar 14, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Mar 14, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

What site do you think youre on?

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Mar 14, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

after a quick google search and half ass ms paint collage...

I have to agree.

It’s a good thing Quentin is such a dreamboat. No one probably even realizes how unattractive his wife is.

At least they have Jaime Kotsay…

by _kristina on Mar 15, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

who is the babe in the dodgers jersey?

and why does it feel like you just took a picture of your bedroom wall?

by e-gus on Mar 15, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I heard her name is Juanita. She's a model.

My wall unfortunately only has a framed photo of Uribe looking fat and awesome.

Plus, the picture lacks the glitter hearts and cupid stickers to quality as a bedroom wall couples collage.

by _kristina on Mar 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too.

In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu

by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

thought my boy Cassell would represent

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Mar 13, 2010 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

Bridge duck looked just like the duck when Becks got bucked last year.

No such luck for a repeat of the nutshot.

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

Say levee.

"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos

by Chiburb on Mar 13, 2010 5:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

The Blackhawks game certainly means something

and a loss to the Cubs is a loss to the Cubs, means more to me then the average spring training game

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is actually somewhat fascinating to me

I mean, I don’t really buy into the Cubs/Sox rivalry anymore, but I understand why it is important for some people. However at what level of abstraction would it take for you to not care about the outcome of a “Cubs/Sox game”? We had only 4 projected opening day starters playing, and only 7 that will be on the 25-man roster, out of a total of 19 players. No pitchers that will even sniff the majors this years (unless we run into a LOT of trouble).

I assume you wouldn’t care what happens in a beer league game between teams dressed up in Sox and Cubs jerseys, or at least not to the degree that you would describe it as a “shit sports day” if the Sox team lost. So why care about a game that, come April, involves more people who won’t be on the Sox than will?

by CatBrains on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

STFU dude, don't you know it's Sox v Cubs?

Cubs suck, cuck the fubs, world’s largest gay bar etc.

by CWSKeith on Mar 14, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are reading to much into this

and I don’t really feel like explaining why I care slightly more about the games against the Cubs in Spring Training

My two favorite teams lost, it was a shit sports day. I’m way more upset about the Blackhawks loses though

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

that hawks loss was terrible, 2 goals allowed in 3 minutes, the game winner with 3 seconds left!

but Im with brains on the cubs/sox game. that resembled the old windy city classics.

by e-gus on Mar 15, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jared Mitchell, who will undergo surgery for a torn tendon in his left foot, visited the White Sox clubhouse Sunday morning heavily bandaged and on crutches.

“I’m fine,” he said when asked about his mental state. “Just some extra work I’ve got to put in. It’s all part of the process. What else can you do? I’m not going to quit. It’s all a test of character.”

The Sox No. 1 draft choice last June hurt his ankle Friday while playing in a split squad game. He was expected to start the season at Class A Winston-Salem, but surgery and rehabilitation could cost him most of the season.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/jared-mitchell-a-test-of-character.html

by larry on Mar 14, 2010 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

is the door ajar for stumpy?
Oz on the Nix-Lillibridge battle – "Very, very disappointed [with both] the last three days.’’

More Oz on Nix-Lilli: "I think they’re still playing the same game – little guys, big games.‘’ In other words, hit the ball on the ground.’’

Oz on CJ Retherford – "I love him. I love that kid, a lot. He’s a sleeper, but he has started waking people up.’’

joe stirring the pot. http://twitter.com/cst_sox

by larry on Mar 14, 2010 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

FJN.

Journeyman. The sooner we can get rid of htese two pretenders the better.

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 14, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Give Stumpy a chance.

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 14, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bridge is disabled.

Dwarfism. He’s our ADA guy who necessitated thje larger doorways and ramps. CJ can maintain the quota.

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 14, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, ladies and germs!

Take my clubfoot. Please!

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 14, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

finally! you guys hung out at a rays game and wu has been talking about your arms for 8 months.

i was waiting for the return volley. and now we know, wu is a munchkin!

let’s get it on!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 16, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nix is hitting .353

seems like an easy pick to me.

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Mar 15, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck the NCAA.

Purdue drops to a 4 seed? Syracuse loses its last 2 games and retains #1? Fuckers. FTNCA.

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 14, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're surprised at this?

That’s actually pretty lenient. Marquette had a similar situation in two out of the last three years — one of their better players went down, and as a result Marquette dropped by a spot or two simply because the team they were bringing to the tourney was not the same team that made them so good throughout the year. It sucks but I think it’s pretty reasonable.

And Syracuse would pound a Hummel-less Purdue, BTW. Who has an argument to be a #1 seed over them?

by CWSKeith on Mar 14, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right.

Purdue has changed their ESPN name to “Purdue who is wothout Robbie Hummel”.

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 15, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

uni a 9 seed?

28 wins, 2 titles equals a 9 seed??

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Mar 15, 2010 2:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a Purdue fan

But I gotta pull for the local team in this one. Here’s hoping Siena can pull off a first-round upset for the second consecutive year.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 15, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

One day, sir. One day.

(Attempts to conjugate a threat. Can’t. Starts running a warm bath and grabs the razor. Lights a cigar.)

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Utah State > Illinois ?!?!?!

bull jive.

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Mar 15, 2010 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

florida pisses me off more

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on Mar 15, 2010 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

a bad bubble team, that ends up getting a 10 seed. Garbage.

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Mar 15, 2010 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cal too with their 8 seed.

terrible just terrible.

2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"

by OznCoop on Mar 15, 2010 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

check the schedule homie

3 to ohio state, 1 to purdue pre-hummel loss, 1 to wisconsin, 1 to minnesota. even izzo thought they got jobbed re. big ten scheduling

by Jack M on Mar 15, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't change things

You lose 14 games you can’t complain. You could easily argue Florida and Utah State weren’t deserving, but neither was UofI. It’s not all bad, I think I’d rather win the NIT then lose in the first or second round of the tournament.

by Grinder in Training on Mar 15, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes it does, completely.

when you say that losing 6 of 8 games caused them to not make the tournament, which is what my post was in response to. i understand that their selection process is not perfect, and that every year some bubble teams get left out, and that illinois did not have a perfect resume. but to ignore the fact that they had more quality wins than any other bubble team is puzzling to me, at best.

by Jack M on Mar 15, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw the schedule, and they were tough games

but Ohio State, Wisconsin and worst of all Minnesota, were all embarrassing losses at home (the comeback against Minnesota showed some guts sure, but you shouldn’t be getting pounded by Minnesota at home).

“Good” losses are still losses, and when you have enough of them you open yourself to the possibility of not making it in.

Either way I don’t really care too much. This at least saves me from having to pretend about the outcome of some 8/9 or 7/10 game.

by CatBrains on Mar 15, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Ken Pomeroy has Illinois as the 52nd best team in the country. And as you mentioned, some of the losses were absolute beat downs — double-digit losses against Ohio State (twice!), Purdue and Wisconsin.

Does U of I have an argument against two or three fringe NCAA? I suppose, but it’s their fault for being part of that fringe in the first place. If they don’t lose (at home) to Minnesota or can close out Ohio State, is there any doubt that they’re dancing?

by CWSKeith on Mar 15, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

without a doubt

i’m arguing against some of the bubble teams that got in. its completely their fault for being there in the first place.

by Jack M on Mar 15, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

Illinois even admitted that the screwed up. Illinois shouldn’t be a “bubble team” anyways

by 815Sox on Mar 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winning the NIT means something?

I would have been far more excited if Loyola made juts one tournament berth while I was there.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 15, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

tough break for beks, not so much for the brits

they still have a strong squad, regardless of any depth beckham would have given them. adam johnson’s goal this weekend was off the chain…

good to see clint back and looking in form today.

by madvillian on Mar 14, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would say this is OT, but there aren't really any T's to get O of

So I am about to do my first fantasy draft, and I was wondering what are the best analytical sites out there for this sort of stuff? Preferably something where you could input which stats the league is using and it comes up with a valuation of the players (if such a thing exists).

by CatBrains on Mar 15, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

R, RBI, HR, BA, SB, OPS

and SV, WHIP, ERA, K, QS

Not super progressive but at least they are keeping W-L out, which, with relief pitchers, I can only imagine how volatile those categories would get from week to week.

I have one Util batter and 2 SP and 2 RP with 3 “flex” pitching spots.

I was wondering about loading up on closers for those flex spots to assure the Save category, figuring that will also help in WHIP and ERA, but that seems kinda like a risky move for my first time.

by CatBrains on Mar 15, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I am the 5th pick overall and I saw Mauer varied quite a bit in rankings from site to site

I was going to make a go at him, but since his HR numbers aren’t huge, I’m thinking that getting one of the strong 1B candidates might be more important.

10 man h2h

by CatBrains on Mar 15, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

at the skybox once

two of my friends and I were at the backstage, looking at the stripper on the pole to the left. the girl on the right side had long legs and big stilettos. kicked my friend right in the side of the head, just below his temple on a spin around the pole move. he thought the dude to his right punched him so he got up to fight, but the stripper was all over him apologizing. It was great because it turned into VIP night for all of us, free drinks and entertainment.
great night.
he had a dime sized scab/abrasion for a while that his g/f didnt much care for.

by e-gus on Mar 15, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

never been to skybox...

Yeah, I don’t have good luck with those joints either. Lost my cell phone once, but retrieved the battery. Then another time, took about a dime of shrooms and drank a shitload, yeah the neon lights were cool, but I got bounced. Not my proudest moment.

" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans

without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 15, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i never cared for the skybox.

club O is the way to go.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 15, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

scores on mannheim.

yeah, i…know that place.

but spearmint rhino is the best. bar none.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 16, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

spearmint rhino is awesome

cheatahs is pretty outstanding in its own right…. but vegas is a whole different story all together.

don’t know if anyones been there… but I always had a good time at a local joint called Jimmys in Chicago Heights. Its small, the girls aren’t the best looking…… but i always found it enjoyable.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 16, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Cheetah Club is still around?

I went there with my Dad in the ’80’s. Do the chicks dance in wheelchairs, or what?

He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 17, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

no wheelchairs, but they do offer a shuttle back to casinos / hotels

and you don’t want to touch a damn thing inside said shuttle.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Mar 19, 2010 2:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

god damn this is a boring spring

we’ve turned to strippers already.

I can’t remember the last time spring was this meaningless, at least last year we had the WBC, even if the Sox were boring.

by madvillian on Mar 15, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

there was a time that we didn't turn to strippers?

brighten up, it’s the ides of march: when people stop being polite and start getting stabby.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Mar 15, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I failed at replying..

I meant to say, I’ll take this over the Twins spring training, although Mitchell going down was a shame.

by Grinder in Training on Mar 15, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, it has been a boring off-season but we knew that was the case all along.

cheat even predicted the damon debacle.

all we get are other media articles praising Kotsay’s 2 rbi when he actually made a bad swing on a first pitch vs a pitcher that was walking everyone. it is what it is.

Im a bit surprised no one around here is freaking out about Buehrle’s arm since it seems to be bothering him and he wasnt all that good after his consecutive batters streak.

by e-gus on Mar 15, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

give joe some time.

he’ll get around to that old saw soon.

by larry on Mar 15, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

buehrle skipping starts in march? sore arm?

heck, that just means he had a full duck hunting season of raising the old shotgun skyward. now that he’s surrounded by a punch of fellow rednecks maybe he just overdid a bit more than usual even this winter!

by madvillian on Mar 15, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy Sheets!

Sheets was knocked out of a game today against the Reds after giving up 10 runs, 8 hits and 1 walk. He retired nobody. Even Linebrink usually retires somebody.

by palehose67 on Mar 15, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

he was above 90.

just had no command. not a particularly unusual thing for a guy coming off surgery and a huge layoff. not that i’d want to be the one paying him $10M right now, of course.

by larry on Mar 15, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He really needs to...

get an out so we associate an actual number with his ridiculously large spring training ERA. While the infinity symbol might be an awesome jersey number, it just doesn’t sit well as an ERA.

by palehose67 on Mar 15, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

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