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OK, you jokers look like you need a second thread... Sox vs. Cubs in Vegas in 3... 2... 1
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outstanding
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 13, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
i'm more of a fan of the bloody shovel
bird law in this country is not ruled by reason
by soxshenanigans on Mar 13, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
O sure... YOU go ahead and knock the 4 minutes of effort I put into this GIS/GIMP combo..
…all because of the positive impression I would like to give to an editor/stat nerd of a really great board whose community I’m trying to wiggle into.
by South Side Expat on Mar 14, 2010 4:38 AM CST up reply actions
we need more contributions along these lines
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
I want to hurt them.
Hurt them so they have nachtmares. Every nacht.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
by winningugly on Mar 13, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They can't lose. Super awesome Tom Ricketts said he wants to win.
So, they’re going to win. Once the Triangle Building is constructed, the dynasty will be complete.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Twinn locks up D-Span for a cheap 5 years.
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Minnesota-Twins-CF-Denard-Span-agree-to-contract-extension
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
He's in a Sox uniform by year 5.
Most likely after Span has lost all defensive ability.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
You need a strong mount.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
I enjoy the drink band on the guy's arm.
And the “cause” bracelet. No “Livestrong” for him. Would rather ride buffalo than bicycles.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
shit, my secretary had "the arizona weather"
in the office pool for hawk’s first “best eva” of the season. i had “club-footed baseball player” and thought i had it when i saw cj was batting second.
I really like this camera angle and wish they'd use it more in regular season games
you miss out on seeing the pitches move, but there’s no awkward transition once the ball is hit.
one day we'll be able to choose our own camera angles.
i’ve always preferred this view when attending games.
Right.
The company I worked for in 1990 did an IPO for ACTV, the company that was going to do just what you are suggesting will be done. McCann/Erickson contract, Canadian sports contracts all lined up. We’re still waiting.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
sigh
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
he needs to work on wearing his hat properly.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
when sabathia used to wear his hat crooked (or more crooked than he does now)
i heard an interviewer ask him why he wore his hat like that and he said it was because he loved the game so much.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
nice to see the white sox celebrating st. patty's with this leprechaun they have in the lineup today.
Theriot will never get his lucky charms!
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
this is karma paying us back for jerry reinsdorf using his rain creation machine
and canceling those spring training games to defraud honest, hard-working cub fans and bloggers, then pocketing the money in his filthy hands.
spent the money on diamonds and unleavened bread I bet.
Good star loved exited very exited
Hawk and Stoney are showing a weakness in understanding major-league markets.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I was willing to write it off until he dragged Orlando into the discussion.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
while they may be over-stating it some
i think they do have a valid point that there’d be a decent amount of people who would come to vegas to see their team play.
Orlando, FLORIDA?
WAFJ. From one who would love to see a team here.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
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Good star loved exited very exited
by thecip on Mar 13, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This is beautiful on about 4 different levels.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Harrell liked to walk with a limp for no reason in high school
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
just google imaged 'club foot'
for retherfords rbi single. did not enjoy the results.
Lurking since 2006
Yeah, I believe he was politely correcting Stoney who had the wrong destination
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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oh, so thats why
i just usually assume stone is the correct one.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 13, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
yes, he did
but i have no idea why.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Mar 13, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Gamthread is where you shine, BOK.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
WU IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU LIVE!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Darrin Jackson defending Pierre's arm.
“It’s not the worst I’ve seen. I feel it is better that Johnny Damon’s.”
Men should not express their feelings.
Jim Leyritz- Didn’t like him as a player and then he killed that broad driving drunk.
Win or loose, you guys need to stop caring about the Cubs and what they're doing because we've got enough to think about in our own division like teh Twins and Royals just as two obvious examples, there's more but you get the idea
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 5:21 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
sloppy everywhere.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
IT SUDDENLY GOT SO EASY!
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Kenny Williams Jr is better than Jim Hendry Jr.
all that matters.
Good star loved exited very exited
You really have to re-evaluate this for 2010. (Floyd's Miss Piggy Wife) - (Lisa Dergan) = CLOH (Considerably Less Overall Hotness)
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
sounds like someone's a little upset that someone got to feel the bristle of BHB before her.
by Trooper on Mar 13, 2010 5:34 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I do long for the thunderous bristle...
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
I always have like this vission of me being gavin floyd gf (hes on the sox) and he like prosing to me?
me and my friends were talking about stuff like that, what would be the cutest way to get proposed. i have like one of those cleeberty cruches and im 15 and gavins my little crush. i go off in my own fantay land and like pictue him proposing to me on the pitchers mound and id. i feel like a freak cuz hes like 26 and like its never guna happen but i always get that little fanatcy.
am i wierd? help!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090630174909AAMEzvN
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HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Mar 14, 2010 3:42 AM CST up reply actions
i guess she is rich since its donatella versace... fucking jerks.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 14, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
*shudder *
What was he thinking?
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Mar 14, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i think we all know why her thumbs arent showing
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Yes.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Mar 14, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
What site do you think youre on?
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Mar 14, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
after a quick google search and half ass ms paint collage...

I have to agree.
It’s a good thing Quentin is such a dreamboat. No one probably even realizes how unattractive his wife is.
At least they have Jaime Kotsay…
by _kristina on Mar 15, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
who is the babe in the dodgers jersey?
and why does it feel like you just took a picture of your bedroom wall?
by e-gus on Mar 15, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I heard her name is Juanita. She's a model.
My wall unfortunately only has a framed photo of Uribe looking fat and awesome.
Plus, the picture lacks the glitter hearts and cupid stickers to quality as a bedroom wall couples collage.
me too.
In Seattle, a resigned sigh escapes the lips of a foul-mouthed angel. ~wu
by homesickalien on Mar 13, 2010 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
thought my boy Cassell would represent
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
Bridge duck looked just like the duck when Becks got bucked last year.
No such luck for a repeat of the nutshot.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Say levee.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 13, 2010 5:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Imagine how bad it will be when the games mean something
Which you know, right now they don’t. At all.
The Blackhawks game certainly means something
and a loss to the Cubs is a loss to the Cubs, means more to me then the average spring training game
This is actually somewhat fascinating to me
I mean, I don’t really buy into the Cubs/Sox rivalry anymore, but I understand why it is important for some people. However at what level of abstraction would it take for you to not care about the outcome of a “Cubs/Sox game”? We had only 4 projected opening day starters playing, and only 7 that will be on the 25-man roster, out of a total of 19 players. No pitchers that will even sniff the majors this years (unless we run into a LOT of trouble).
I assume you wouldn’t care what happens in a beer league game between teams dressed up in Sox and Cubs jerseys, or at least not to the degree that you would describe it as a “shit sports day” if the Sox team lost. So why care about a game that, come April, involves more people who won’t be on the Sox than will?
when you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face,
you’ll know what to do.
by larry on Mar 14, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
you are reading to much into this
and I don’t really feel like explaining why I care slightly more about the games against the Cubs in Spring Training
My two favorite teams lost, it was a shit sports day. I’m way more upset about the Blackhawks loses though
that hawks loss was terrible, 2 goals allowed in 3 minutes, the game winner with 3 seconds left!
but Im with brains on the cubs/sox game. that resembled the old windy city classics.
Jared Mitchell, who will undergo surgery for a torn tendon in his left foot, visited the White Sox clubhouse Sunday morning heavily bandaged and on crutches.
“I’m fine,” he said when asked about his mental state. “Just some extra work I’ve got to put in. It’s all part of the process. What else can you do? I’m not going to quit. It’s all a test of character.”
The Sox No. 1 draft choice last June hurt his ankle Friday while playing in a split squad game. He was expected to start the season at Class A Winston-Salem, but surgery and rehabilitation could cost him most of the season.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/jared-mitchell-a-test-of-character.html
is the door ajar for stumpy?
Oz on the Nix-Lillibridge battle – "Very, very disappointed [with both] the last three days.’’
More Oz on Nix-Lilli: "I think they’re still playing the same game – little guys, big games.‘’ In other words, hit the ball on the ground.’’
Oz on CJ Retherford – "I love him. I love that kid, a lot. He’s a sleeper, but he has started waking people up.’’
joe stirring the pot. http://twitter.com/cst_sox
FJN.
Journeyman. The sooner we can get rid of htese two pretenders the better.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Bridge is disabled.
Dwarfism. He’s our ADA guy who necessitated thje larger doorways and ramps. CJ can maintain the quota.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Seriously, ladies and germs!
Take my clubfoot. Please!
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
finally! you guys hung out at a rays game and wu has been talking about your arms for 8 months.
i was waiting for the return volley. and now we know, wu is a munchkin!
let’s get it on!
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 16, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Nix is hitting .353
seems like an easy pick to me.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
Fuck the NCAA.
Purdue drops to a 4 seed? Syracuse loses its last 2 games and retains #1? Fuckers. FTNCA.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
You're surprised at this?
That’s actually pretty lenient. Marquette had a similar situation in two out of the last three years — one of their better players went down, and as a result Marquette dropped by a spot or two simply because the team they were bringing to the tourney was not the same team that made them so good throughout the year. It sucks but I think it’s pretty reasonable.
And Syracuse would pound a Hummel-less Purdue, BTW. Who has an argument to be a #1 seed over them?
Right.
Purdue has changed their ESPN name to “Purdue who is wothout Robbie Hummel”.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
uni a 9 seed?
28 wins, 2 titles equals a 9 seed??
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
I'm a Purdue fan
But I gotta pull for the local team in this one. Here’s hoping Siena can pull off a first-round upset for the second consecutive year.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Mar 15, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I hate you.
One day, sir. One day.
(Attempts to conjugate a threat. Can’t. Starts running a warm bath and grabs the razor. Lights a cigar.)
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Utah State > Illinois ?!?!?!
bull jive.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
florida pisses me off more
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
Yeah,
a bad bubble team, that ends up getting a 10 seed. Garbage.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
Cal too with their 8 seed.
terrible just terrible.
2010 WhiteSox Baseball: "even if it works it's still stupid"
check the schedule homie
3 to ohio state, 1 to purdue pre-hummel loss, 1 to wisconsin, 1 to minnesota. even izzo thought they got jobbed re. big ten scheduling
Doesn't change things
You lose 14 games you can’t complain. You could easily argue Florida and Utah State weren’t deserving, but neither was UofI. It’s not all bad, I think I’d rather win the NIT then lose in the first or second round of the tournament.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 15, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
yes it does, completely.
when you say that losing 6 of 8 games caused them to not make the tournament, which is what my post was in response to. i understand that their selection process is not perfect, and that every year some bubble teams get left out, and that illinois did not have a perfect resume. but to ignore the fact that they had more quality wins than any other bubble team is puzzling to me, at best.
I saw the schedule, and they were tough games
but Ohio State, Wisconsin and worst of all Minnesota, were all embarrassing losses at home (the comeback against Minnesota showed some guts sure, but you shouldn’t be getting pounded by Minnesota at home).
“Good” losses are still losses, and when you have enough of them you open yourself to the possibility of not making it in.
Either way I don’t really care too much. This at least saves me from having to pretend about the outcome of some 8/9 or 7/10 game.
Yep
Ken Pomeroy has Illinois as the 52nd best team in the country. And as you mentioned, some of the losses were absolute beat downs — double-digit losses against Ohio State (twice!), Purdue and Wisconsin.
Does U of I have an argument against two or three fringe NCAA? I suppose, but it’s their fault for being part of that fringe in the first place. If they don’t lose (at home) to Minnesota or can close out Ohio State, is there any doubt that they’re dancing?
without a doubt
i’m arguing against some of the bubble teams that got in. its completely their fault for being there in the first place.
Winning the NIT means something?
I would have been far more excited if Loyola made juts one tournament berth while I was there.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 15, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
tough break for beks, not so much for the brits
they still have a strong squad, regardless of any depth beckham would have given them. adam johnson’s goal this weekend was off the chain…
good to see clint back and looking in form today.
dont forget about john terry fuckin the shit out of his teammate's wife
thus making his teammate decide not to partake in the cup
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
I would say this is OT, but there aren't really any T's to get O of
So I am about to do my first fantasy draft, and I was wondering what are the best analytical sites out there for this sort of stuff? Preferably something where you could input which stats the league is using and it comes up with a valuation of the players (if such a thing exists).
R, RBI, HR, BA, SB, OPS
and SV, WHIP, ERA, K, QS
Not super progressive but at least they are keeping W-L out, which, with relief pitchers, I can only imagine how volatile those categories would get from week to week.
I have one Util batter and 2 SP and 2 RP with 3 “flex” pitching spots.
I was wondering about loading up on closers for those flex spots to assure the Save category, figuring that will also help in WHIP and ERA, but that seems kinda like a risky move for my first time.
Yeah I am the 5th pick overall and I saw Mauer varied quite a bit in rankings from site to site
I was going to make a go at him, but since his HR numbers aren’t huge, I’m thinking that getting one of the strong 1B candidates might be more important.
10 man h2h
Anyone seen hoodlight in a while? I'm worried about homie.
Man gets eye impaled by stiletto, stiletto touches man’s brain.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 15, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions
at the skybox once
two of my friends and I were at the backstage, looking at the stripper on the pole to the left. the girl on the right side had long legs and big stilettos. kicked my friend right in the side of the head, just below his temple on a spin around the pole move. he thought the dude to his right punched him so he got up to fight, but the stripper was all over him apologizing. It was great because it turned into VIP night for all of us, free drinks and entertainment.
great night.
he had a dime sized scab/abrasion for a while that his g/f didnt much care for.
never been to skybox...
Yeah, I don’t have good luck with those joints either. Lost my cell phone once, but retrieved the battery. Then another time, took about a dime of shrooms and drank a shitload, yeah the neon lights were cool, but I got bounced. Not my proudest moment.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 15, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
scores on mannheim.
yeah, i…know that place.
but spearmint rhino is the best. bar none.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 16, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
spearmint rhino is awesome
cheatahs is pretty outstanding in its own right…. but vegas is a whole different story all together.
don’t know if anyones been there… but I always had a good time at a local joint called Jimmys in Chicago Heights. Its small, the girls aren’t the best looking…… but i always found it enjoyable.
Kenwo4life=ratings
The Cheetah Club is still around?
I went there with my Dad in the ’80’s. Do the chicks dance in wheelchairs, or what?
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
no wheelchairs, but they do offer a shuttle back to casinos / hotels
and you don’t want to touch a damn thing inside said shuttle.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Mar 19, 2010 2:46 AM CDT up reply actions
god damn this is a boring spring
we’ve turned to strippers already.
I can’t remember the last time spring was this meaningless, at least last year we had the WBC, even if the Sox were boring.
by madvillian on Mar 15, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
there was a time that we didn't turn to strippers?
brighten up, it’s the ides of march: when people stop being polite and start getting stabby.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Mar 15, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I failed at replying..
I meant to say, I’ll take this over the Twins spring training, although Mitchell going down was a shame.
by Grinder in Training on Mar 15, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, it has been a boring off-season but we knew that was the case all along.
cheat even predicted the damon debacle.
all we get are other media articles praising Kotsay’s 2 rbi when he actually made a bad swing on a first pitch vs a pitcher that was walking everyone. it is what it is.
Im a bit surprised no one around here is freaking out about Buehrle’s arm since it seems to be bothering him and he wasnt all that good after his consecutive batters streak.
buehrle skipping starts in march? sore arm?
heck, that just means he had a full duck hunting season of raising the old shotgun skyward. now that he’s surrounded by a punch of fellow rednecks maybe he just overdid a bit more than usual even this winter!
Holy Sheets!
Sheets was knocked out of a game today against the Reds after giving up 10 runs, 8 hits and 1 walk. He retired nobody. Even Linebrink usually retires somebody.
he was above 90.
just had no command. not a particularly unusual thing for a guy coming off surgery and a huge layoff. not that i’d want to be the one paying him $10M right now, of course.
He really needs to...
get an out so we associate an actual number with his ridiculously large spring training ERA. While the infinity symbol might be an awesome jersey number, it just doesn’t sit well as an ERA.
you said "prior" appearances
heh heh heh
by Hatchetm on Mar 15, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

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