Some Consolation...
Well, Jared Mitchell may be (officially?) done for the season, but at least we've got exhibition baseball viewable in spectacular digitally embedded action. /Sad trombone
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looks like mourinho's been reading cowley too.

you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
Not knowing the title or wishing to cycle through a million results,
I thought it might be easier to ask the poster.
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
id try something like
head bang keyboard.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
That worked.
fifth entry. Iwas getting nowhere with “computer rage cartoon.”
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
it was the 1st entry with
head bang keyboard. for me, at least
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Did you consider dragging it onto the desktop?
Because with any browser worth a shit, that will work.
i'm on a blackberry
So I am limited.
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
by justjc on Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
May we stop bringing up Mitchell.
MAY WE???
(Sobs.)
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
i saw one tweet
that said rehab 4-6 weeks, out for rest of season. why is he out the entire season? you just can’t play on a repaired tendon for a year or something like that?
If he's not ready for the AFL...
he’ll have to play winter ball.
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 16, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I would never have put money on Pierre, Rios and Kotsay getting our first three hits.
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
chelsea better continue the surge they had in the last 5 mins of that 1st half.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Apparently Cook thinks Teahen is Rickey Henderson
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 16, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions
ive never understood how a pitcher can have such control
throwing across the plate, but cannot for the life of themselves make an easy ass throw to a bag.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
it feels entirely different
it’s hard to explain. definitely related to Blass disease though.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
Yeah
There is the pressure of the batter running down the line, and you are not in the controlled environment of a pitch.
Freddy's fastball looks about 88
I bet he throws the lowest percentage of fastballs in the AL this year.
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 16, 2010 3:56 PM CDT reply actions
he did last year actually
Jim im loving your book
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
this danks character is somewhat dissapointing thus far.
nice recovery though i guess
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Had no chance of making it anyway
Not this year.
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
by justjc on Mar 16, 2010 4:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
chelsea just about lost the game.
they didnt, whew
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
fuck chelsea
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
From Big League Stew
“To make a final determination on whether surgery is necessary, Nathan is going to give it a throw this weekend. If and when he can’t throw like he’s supposed to, it’s time for surgery and 10-12 months of recovery time.”
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
They seem to delaying the obvious.
How can they expect him to pitch with a torn ulnar?
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 16, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
considering it is Nathan
I would love for him to throw just well enough to give them hope so they waste half a season or more on nursing the injury before they finally get him the surgery. I wouldn’t mind not seeing him again at the start of next year.
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
by justjc on Mar 16, 2010 4:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
NOOO!!! I have nathan in my fantasy league...
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 16, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Since this post...
is all over the place, I wonder if everybody already has seen the (relatively) new OK Go video (I’m an old high school band geek, so I love it):
I liked the part with the guys in ghillie suits
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
have you seen their other video for this song
where they build a huge rube goldberg machine, with parts fitting in with the song?
bird law in this country is not ruled by reason
by soxshenanigans on Mar 16, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
bill melton sucks the life out of everything.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
I though he sucked last year
And was surprised they said they would keep him around. So is this just spring training luck and he’s going to suck in 2 months?
by paul_ on Mar 16, 2010 4:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
are you asking?
because i cant tell the future yo
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
I dunno...
I was hoping he would outright suck so we wouldn’t have to waste a bullpen spot on him, or the pain of watching him implode. I haven’t seen him pitch yet, but his numbers so far indicate he’ll be in the pen come opening day. I guess he’s giving me some mixed feelings, but odds are he’s going to suck in 3 months unless he’s developed a plus pitch.
by paul_ on Mar 16, 2010 5:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well
I assume Ozzie wants to carry a designated LOOGY into the regular season, and Randy Williams is going to be the replacement level one we trot out there this year and then trade somewhere down the line.
hahaha Q! has to be bruised year round. ridiculous
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
AAA... for insurance
unless we’re out of options on him; then he’ll be released.
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 16, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he might be a better option then Nix honestly.. I think he provides good speed off the bench.. Nix either hits home run or strikes out.
Nix can hit lefties though....
Shit…a this point he’s our option at DH when Andruw falls on his face.
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 16, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
he can be optioned.
so don’t fret about losing this potential star.
by larry on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Jeff Cox struggling this spring apparently...
Wonder if he’ll make the team…
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM CDT reply actions
like a walking slip-n-slide with back-of-the-rotation potential
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by billyok on Mar 16, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
OK...kept the breaking ball down
for the most part. Got some grounders.
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
rec this if you would sign a petition to permanently remove bill melton from all things requiring talking
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
rec this is you like naked chicks who shit chocolate bars
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by billyok on Mar 16, 2010 4:54 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
i jammed my dick-i mean..... finger
trying to rec this as fast as i could. my finger. it hurts, badly. fingers arent meant to bend. uh… like that.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
remember back in the old days
when you couldn’t wait for game threads to return? how’s that going for you now?
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
Dan Hudson
Beastly. Lots of great swings-and-misses.
ive been wondering if he should just start in front of Garica instead
but probs not, let him develop as much as possible
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
Nah.
Give him a go if he looks good. Why the hell not?
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
More consolation
The Red Sox Ryan Westmoreland is out with a brain condition
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 16, 2010 5:23 PM CDT reply actions
missed a diving catch, threw it to che, and che made the good throw to the plate
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Che is a rising star.
League average, my ass. He’s my season’s PTC.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Last year 20 triples in 5733 ABs.
This spring 7 triples in 537 ABs.
Speeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kotsay has 3sb
"Have fun with those stats buddy"
"I still don’t see where what I said in my comments isn’t true. But hey a man gotta have his stats."
by Dils
I hope they have 12 LOB every game. Or more.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 16, 2010 5:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It happens, but not that often.
I’ll take the 60-65% wins.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 16, 2010 6:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
let's eat suchi now
oh Ozzie…..you loon!
by homesickalien on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

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