Sox-Cubs Gamethread: Pants Optional
by The Cheat on Mar 19, 2010 2:45 PM CDT
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Today is a pretty good day. I don't have pants on. I've been watching sports since 11 AM, and with the addition of the Sox-Cubs exhibition tilt in 15 minutes, I'll continue to do just that until probably 11 PM. Yep, a good day indeed.
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Quit Worrying About The Cubs
We need to quit worrying about the Cubs and and focus on the American League Central which is where we are at. We need to be better than the teams in the AL Central to get to October. Too many of our Sox fans are more concerned about the Cubs loosing than the Sox winning.
by larry on Mar 19, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
If we were in a single game market, I would agree with you, but...
since the vile northsiders consume an unfair majority of the media attention I am obligated to split my soxlove with a healthy dose of cubhate….
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 19, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
whoosh
i believe
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
Lucky for you we live in an age where you can control the vast majority of the media you intake
Sure Sportsnight on CSN and pretty much all sports talk radio might have to be sacrificed, but you CAN live a relatively Cubs free life! I know, because I’m doing just that!
Christ, you can't recognize larry vs. non-larry by now, Doc?
FFS.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
The real larry would never end a sentence with a preposition.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
The Real TAEG would ....
Hell- I have no idea what you would or wouldnt do…
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 19, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
jermaine dye would have caught that.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
The only days better than days when pants are optional are days when pants are not even an option.
I think Hegel said that.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions
Thank goodness.
I was concerned I might have to pull out the ’ol wincing monkey, or maybe even Gertrude Stein.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
You have a treasure trove
of Greatest Hits. And a new one on the RR. I would not worry. When you’re older, it’s good to hold the bazooka in reserve until you really need it.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
2 months.
Embassy Suites on Columbus. I’ll be wearing the Che shirt.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
i hope you got a deal on that.
i lived about a week in hotels in early february. got great deals thru priceline and hotwire.
plenty of 4 stars in chicago around $100/night.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I used to think. Therefore I must have been.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 19, 2010 8:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
shorts are shorts, short pants are shants, a donut with no hole is a danish
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
Mark Teahen is neither tea nor a hen.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it the nice weather?
This thread is fantastic.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Mar 19, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I come her for the pants analysis,
not anything having to do with baseball. Thank God.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
My opinion of you, already in the stratosphere,
just slammed into the wall of Mediocrity.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
As long as I'm still on that side of the wall of mediocrity, I feel like I'm ahead of the game.
Let me know when you crash through the window of disdain; then I’ll worry.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
can you buy the eggs you already own from me at a loss to me so I can short the transaction and use the credit loss to fund a debt swap?
by coffeepac on Mar 19, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
M*A*S*H was a better movie
But Catch 22 was an awesome book.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game in 2008. Thanks John Danks and Jim Thome.
by NorthSidePaulie on Mar 19, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
agree with the later
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
er latter
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
I agree with the ladder...
who thinks the footstool is a whore.
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 19, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Best novel ever! I read it every 10 years or so and it gets better every time.
Mobile rec for you, young man.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 19, 2010 7:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My opinion of you, already exceedingly high, grows higher.
Catch-22 just plain rules.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It was such a bitch to read that book. But well worth it.
Closing Time was a disappointment.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Mar 19, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
never even finished it
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
also goes by the name carlos.
previously jermaine.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
Nice advancement of the runners there
Shame there were two outs because that was some sweet Ozzieball
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he saved a three-run homer by making a highlight reel-worthy play
The subsequent two-run homer was out of his control
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he saved a three run homer from shortstop?
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
who, teahen?
let’s at least see how he does when the regular season starts before we resort to violence.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
you're currently the saddest and unhappiest
play-by-play guy I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. you should smile while you vent.
oh, look, bally also needs to smile. Its springtime! And at least we aren’t striking out or GIDPing!
Get in touch with your inner mellow.
Also, it better not snow tomorrow, I’m planning on sitting around outside for hours huffing caulk for perfectly legal and normal reasons.
Your first mistake was taking me too seriously
Your second mistake was taking me seriously at all
signature
2 GBs to the pitcher
with the bases loaded.
BUT WE ARE FUCKING FAST!
setting 'auto refresh' to something other then off
means that at certain intervals your screen flashes and supplies no new data.
Yay! Linebrink!
Also, the triple is the second most valuable hit in ALL of baseball!
Like pizza? Me too.
Check out my pizza review site.
by FAQ on Mar 19, 2010 4:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Atta boy Liney!
Straight and flat is where it’s at!
Like pizza? Me too.
Check out my pizza review site.
by FAQ on Mar 19, 2010 4:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
thats what she said ?
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 19, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
How does that work?
Can it be both?
Like pizza? Me too.
Check out my pizza review site.
by FAQ on Mar 19, 2010 4:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
midseasonform
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
attaboy aj
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 19, 2010 5:04 PM CDT reply actions
and in other news
BA hits for the cycle. and he added another single. all in 5 innings.
mercy.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
Queen of Winter?
Larry.
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Mar 19, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Count of Fall
Sigh… jose can you see a ML roster?
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 19, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
"larry".
GOD!
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 20, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
The King of AZ.
Fixed.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 20, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
the sultan of spring
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Mar 20, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
ditto
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 20, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheat has raped HSA re: "pantsless".
Oh, sorry, you cannot rape the willing.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Troubles in paradise...
Stolen from the Trib:
GLENDALE, Ariz. — The usually-affable Ozzie Guillen declined to speak to reporters after the White Sox lost to the Cubs 8-4.
But Guillen had more to say on his Twitter account, several hours after his son Oney resigned from his job from the Sox after being told to stop his blunt tweets.
“Hey kid we are behind you. No matter what,” Guillen wrote before walking past reporters in a clubhouse hallway.
Before Guillen emerged, his wife Ibis and general manager Ken Williams spoke for at least five minutes outside the Sox’s clubhouse entrance.
Photo: Oney Guillen in 2006, holding a replica of the statue of Liberty presented to his father after he, his dad and mom were sworn-in as United States citizens. (Tribune file photo)
Oney Guillen’s tweets have drawn scrutiny from the Sox’s front officethat has monitored them. Oney Guillen held a job in the playerdevelopment office. Last year he videotaped minor league players.
Ozzie Guillen sent a tweet later, apologizing to the media for not talking but writing it wasn’t “the right time to talk.”
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 19, 2010 7:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ooops. You have a later story.
Withdrawn.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Your opinion of Chi, already in the stratosphere,
is on Orion. Get a room, you. Too.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Later stories come with age.
Sigh.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Mar 19, 2010 8:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
hey WU
remember when i was commenting about batters results in 3-0 counts and you noted frank’s numbers on 0-2, 1-2, and 2-2? well i was just looking at some numbers again and i found this interesting. in 2009, the average OPS for mlb was .751. the only counts in which their OPS was under .800 were 0-2, 1-2, and 2-2. even on 0-1 the average OPS was .807. here.
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
You and I.
Fucking SABR Gods. Hell is freezing over.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
Holy shit, that guy hit 5,042 homers last year.
How did I miss this?
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You were watching the hole,
not the donut.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
The donut is comprised neither of dough nor nuts.
Oh wait … it does have dough.
DELETE DELETE DELE
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
can you believe
not one single batter ever struck out on a 3-1 count!
you are certainly one of the more ridiculous people on this board. ~ larry
Not even Pods or Jerry Owens.
You are a man possessed.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
colin, someone is reading your primers:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Digging-deeper-into-the-science-of-baseball-stats-031510
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
"And despite much fretting to the contrary, the statistical revolution is nothing to fear, loathe or run from."
Who is this dementedly brave stalwart who dares to confront the revolutionary barricade of maths?
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope the dorks aren't running the organization or else were fucked. 3 geeks who never played baseball a day in there life telling experts what to do.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Mar 20, 2010 3:37 AM CDT up reply actions
OT: WU or MM (or anyone else who cares)...
do either of you guys participate over at InTrade? Some of the stuff there looks pretty interesting — it’s essentially placing bets on politics and real-world happenings, yes?
(Do not like that 85% number — eek.)
looks interesting. haven't seen it before.
i used to go on tradesports.com a good bit. it was an entertaining way to watch games. same type of platform.
Cashing checks and having sex.
My next-door neighbor is on it all the time.
Used it to bet on UF football nat’l champtionship tickets. Lost $400. I haven’t looked at it, as it would cut into my SSS time.
He's a cunning Jew. by Ozzie Montana on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 20, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
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