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The Time The Nice And Worldly Soon-To-Be-43-Year-Old Led Us Into Battle

Well I mean, what did you people expect.

Ozzie done strung together his latest in fancy lineups tonight, to make yet another young pitcher earn his Temporary Cy Young Badge by effortlessly shutting down the White Sox offense.

This time, Blue Jays pitcher Ricky Romero gently retired respected veterans like Omar Vizquel; while practically slapping him on the ass and calling him Angela each and every at-bat.  

Vizquel was a victim of merely 1/6 of Romero's total strikeouts over 8 innings of dominant work. He threw 2 K's each inning for the first 6 innings and a no-hitter through 7, before giving up his first hit - an undoubtedly blood-boiling moment for Jays fans - a 2-run blast off the bat of our Sand-Dancer, Rios.   

What's this you say?  A 2-run blast would imply there was a baserunner!  AJ was up to his usual showmanship and faked taking a ball to the foot to start the inning.... an act that resulted in the first and only time a White Sox leadoff man was aboard all night. 

Compare that to Floyd allowing runners every inning through the first 5, and it's sort of pleasantly surprising that we didn't lose by a larger margin.

Floyd actually had a nice game and should have come away a little cleaner than he did.  The 2-out, 2-run double by Encarcion in the 5th put the Blue Jays ahead 4-0, and it felt like the deal was sealed.  2 more quick strike-outs from Romero the next inning and that's when the giggle-cries began.   Uhh.  For me at least.  

Star-divide

This game reeked an awful lot of 2009.  This game reminded me of that time last year when Trooper wisely declared:  "2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing."    This game inhabited years of frustrating elements of White Sox Baseball - a combination of good Sox pitching and terrible offense against a young never-before-seen pitcher; a laughable lineup that led-off with the likes of Omar Vizquel (no disrespect intended, but COME ON! /Gob); and a complete offensive shut-down after a 14-hit game the night before.

Yep.

On a positive note, Linebrink pitched another successful 2 innings tonight; and that hardly ever happened last year on consecutive nights.  I find myself enjoying that when he comes in to pitch, the murderous rage doesn't have to boil within me for the half-hour that I am forced to look at him on the mound.  Babies don't get punted on nights like these.

So if nothing else, enjoy this one for the babies, folks.

Lots more WSB: Even If It Works It's Stupid left to play.  Stick around and maybe you too will someday have a chance to earn a Temporary Cy Young badge, courtesy of your Chicago White Sox.

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well, well...

…I missed the game, due to my allegiance and time commitment to the anti-tea party campaign – “Obama is an alien, I swear, you dumbass tea party lites”…okay maybe just had some family matters to tend to. Either way, thank god I missed it.

Pleasantly surprised by the concise (for you HSA) recap of the game, done by none other than our very descriptive editor. I guess there wasn’t a ton of action, thus no need for a bible length novel, but in all a very good recap. Thanks! FOV

Don’t kick the baby!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 13, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Everyone likes abbreviated writing.

Eff that. I say, the longer the better, as long as it’s quality. And this was quality (as is most stuff here). I want to read, and read, and read.

The sky IS falling.

by Teahenny Penny on Apr 13, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, we got ourselves a reader....

Whatchyou readin’ for boy?

i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17

by South Side Expat on Apr 13, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

On a positive note: the Bulls did win,

and got themselves just a little but closer to the oppertunity to get swept by Lebron.

The season of Oz is upon us, be afraid.

by OznCoop on Apr 13, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Pax and Vinnie

apparently came close to blows over Noah’s minutes a couple weeks ago according to Yahoo…looks like this isn’t going to end good.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 13, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

everyones knows Vinnie is gone

but, it looks like this might boil over into Pax having to step down as well. Apparently the Bulls have hired attorneys to look into the altercation.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 13, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

as long as toronto is denied the opportunity to be the washington generals, i approve.

c’mon MJ, the 7th seed is secure. instruct some starters pulled. for old time’s sake.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Apr 13, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

that'd be an interesting twist.

The season of Oz is upon us, be afraid.

by OznCoop on Apr 13, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sand Dancer.

Very cute. Without the internet, I’d be lost.

larry. A kind word for everyone.

by ballyb on Apr 13, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I know the sox have a tendency to throw out the 'tip your hat' phrase a lot...

but this is exactly what that was. You could tell that Romero had no hit stuff somewhere around the 3rd inning. After floyd gave up runs 3 and 4 this one was over. I actually prefer to lose this way as opposed to leaving 40 men on base and losing 4-3. This was the jays game right from the start…… ::tips hat to romero::

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 13, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Im in agreement with you,

for some reason this loss didnt hurt as much as the other 4, and I think its because, as you said, this was just the Jays game. Career performance by Romero.

The season of Oz is upon us, be afraid.

by OznCoop on Apr 13, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

bullshit, you two are being pussies.

fuck the hat tips.

kenwo, you of all people should be up in arms about Ozzie batting Omar lead off.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 13, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

why... i'm not surprised. he's an idiot.

but tonight it didn’t matter if rickey henderson was batting leadoff…. romero was on his shit. fuck today…go get em tomorrow.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 13, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

This loss doesn't sting too much.

Romero was great, at least from what I could see. What really stings is knowing what Jones, Kotsay, Rios, and (shudder) Teahen can do, but then just, you know, don’t. Obviously Rios gets a pass and Kotsay didn’t play… but still. If the Sox had pulled it off, I’d be ecstatic that the BJs know what it feels like to see outstanding pitching wasted. And that’s the worst feeling ever, and looks to be felt a little too often by us this year.

The sky IS falling.

by Teahenny Penny on Apr 13, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Or, to quote M. Bluth,

“This feeling that you’re feeling is what many of us call… ‘a feeling.’”

The sky IS falling.

by Teahenny Penny on Apr 13, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's not envy, and its not hungry...

Could it be love?

I know what an erection feels like, michael.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Apr 14, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Noit's the opposite...

It’s like… my heart is getting hard.

by CatBrains on Apr 14, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

don't mind me, i'm just testing the opera iphone browser

I like it the features

No autocorrect though, good think i dont drink snd ppst

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by billyok on Apr 13, 2010 10:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice wrap

I didn’t see last night’s game, and thought “maybe it’s me”, and didn’t watch tonight’s either. But turns out it wasn’t me.

by vince_ on Apr 13, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

the grey area.... it burns!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Apr 13, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

does anyone else think gucci mane is weak as fuck????

i hated him already but when my kids were humming the melody to “tom’s diner” I was like what in the fuck are you singing…. and they said gucci mane. FUCKING HORRIBLE!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 13, 2010 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

by the way my kids= my students...

my actual kids better never listen to this joker.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 13, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is a gucci mane?

other than the sex act, i mean.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Apr 14, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

needs more male pattern baldness

have you ever seen her without a hat on? have you?

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 13, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

It helps draw the eyes away from the facial hair

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 14, 2010 9:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Skullets can be sexy

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 14, 2010 9:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that the name of some trendy Seattle coffee shop???

Moose Skowron: "I would be dying to have faced you."
Steve Stone: "First of all, I would look at you and start laughing because you're the smallest moose I've ever seen in my life, and second of all you couldn't hit a curve ball with a canoe paddle, so let's not talk about it."

by RWShow on Apr 14, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know I actually went back to check and see if it really was broken up into Iambs...

Call me when you do your recaps in sonnet form. I’m over haikus in general.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Apr 14, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again I ask - can Ozzie continue to not utilize the same lineup all season?

After all, it makes no sense to utilize the same players after a win. Whatever – Ozzie had ‘05, he’ll always have a job, regardless of where its at.

"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"

by Brush Back on Apr 14, 2010 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

This was the 'we can't use our $18M lead-off hitter against tough lefties" line-up

But good news, I’m sure Mark Kotsay will get the start at DH against a righty

by MS22 on Apr 14, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Think of it this way:

The Dodgers paid him to sit on the bench last night. Cots Baseball Contracts: It’s one of the few things that exist.

The sky IS falling.

by Teahenny Penny on Apr 14, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm in the "it doesn't hurt that bad" lot

if only for Rios’ bomb. that’s hilarious.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Apr 14, 2010 12:24 AM CDT reply actions  

also

was it Tdogg that said Rios could be JD with new legs? or am i making that up? either way, that’d be awesome.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Apr 14, 2010 12:25 AM CDT reply actions  

As long as Torii is ok with it

I mean at least Rios isnt one of those imposters

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 14, 2010 9:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

time to get on my bitchin' high horse

Can we please just have guys that are solid everyday players play everyday? Can we please leave Rios and Beckham alone? Do we need to start having Omar spelling Kong at 1st every 6th or so day?

Ozzie has really lost it this year with the lineups.

I really cannot even fathom Ozzie’s hair-brain logic behind batting Vizquel leadoff, as Ozzie’s logic seems to start and end with “is he fast” when determining who to bat there.

Well, he ain’t fast, so wtf is it?

Just play the best players often, that’s all I ask. It’s fucking April, nobody is tired yet. At least wait until July and August to start throwing out the “Beckham you’re the DH” lineups.

by madvillian on Apr 14, 2010 12:38 AM CDT reply actions  

HSA, your future career is unfolding before all of us.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2010 5:52 AM CDT reply actions  

She's a modern day Jerome Holtzman

As for the game, it was a nice, quick, dispatching.

Floyd kept them in the game, and it would have been neat to tee off on Kevin Gregg. But, whatever.

I’m starting to kinda like the offense. Rios has been good. Quentin, Beckham, and PK have been solid.

The only black holes have been Teahen, AJ, and Pierre.

They’ve already won one game in Toronto – and by that metric this year’s Sox are better than the 2009 and 2008 teams, and are just as good as the 2007 team.

So they’ve got that going for them. Which is nice.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 14, 2010 6:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

if HSA is a modern day jerome holtzman

then perhaps the word count will be the statistic to evaluate baseball journalism / blogging.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 14, 2010 6:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

*unraveling

Fixed

Moose Skowron: "I would be dying to have faced you."
Steve Stone: "First of all, I would look at you and start laughing because you're the smallest moose I've ever seen in my life, and second of all you couldn't hit a curve ball with a canoe paddle, so let's not talk about it."

by RWShow on Apr 14, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

i liked the recap HSA

i still think it’s far to early to evaluate the team’s season projection based on the first several games.

overlapping with 67WMAQ’s thoughts, it’s nice that alex rios hasn’t started off the season slumping.

and i’m digging the bullpen. and if santos holds up and putz remains healthy, then i would put up our top four of santos-putz-thornton-jenks against any other team’s in the division…

….which means our offense is going to rock.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 14, 2010 6:56 AM CDT reply actions  

you forgot about the dominance known as

Scott Linebrink! As much as i hate his guts he’s been ok this year as well. hopefully it continues.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 14, 2010 7:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

beat me too it

of course I’d like to see him keep this up, but his past suggests otherwise.

by 815Sox on Apr 14, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

nice recap

I settled in at about 8:20 last night to watch teh end of the game last night, and I got to see the last pathetic out. These White Sox can sure lose fast.

At least Rivers was the only one who bothered to get a hit. And they say he’s apathetic?

COME ON!!

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Apr 14, 2010 8:15 AM CDT reply actions  

solid recap, very much enjoyed!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Two good things to take away:

Our starters have looked good for the most part with the exception of jake

and

Rios is off to a great start

by 815Sox on Apr 14, 2010 9:04 AM CDT reply actions  

peavy is very swishy

bringing the intensity and swagger to the clubhouse – i’ve observed the word ‘intensity’ numerous times in articles focused on peavy and the whitesox – but bringing shit to the mound

fjp

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 14, 2010 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

imo

way too early for a fjp, he had three great starts last year. I think he will be fine.

by 815Sox on Apr 14, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Apr 14, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Please, please, please

do not call Jake Peavy “Swishy.” But I get your point with the intensity crap. Gotta perform, JP.

The sky IS falling.

by Teahenny Penny on Apr 14, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's an NL ace who pitched at Petco Canyons

coming to the AL and pitching at the cell. You have to adjust your expectations accordingly.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

With ya.

Serenity is inversely proportional to expectations.

larry. A kind word for everyone.

by ballyb on Apr 14, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lit up in Toronto.

Not The Cell.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

NL pitchers still see their ERAs raise when going to the AL by nearly half a point

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2005/04/05/change_of_leagues_can_throw_curves/

“A study of the last 10 seasons shows that the ERA of a pitcher who ended one season in the NL and began the following season in the AL climbed by an average of 0.46.”

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we all pretty much thought

a half run rise would be fair for Peavy. He needs to get his control though.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on Apr 14, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was more into "fun-time jackass" myself.

Overall, I approve that post.

Moose Skowron: "I would be dying to have faced you."
Steve Stone: "First of all, I would look at you and start laughing because you're the smallest moose I've ever seen in my life, and second of all you couldn't hit a curve ball with a canoe paddle, so let's not talk about it."

by RWShow on Apr 14, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like Mickey Blue Eyes

Also in New York, but with even higher levels of suck. Somehow, NIcky Good-Times manages a feat of that grandiosity.

The sky IS falling.

by Teahenny Penny on Apr 14, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

FNGT

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

As not terrible as Rios' numbers are, he also appears to be unlucky so far.

I mean, I’m just feeling this with my eyeballs, but I see a lot of line drives hit right at people. I’m feeling optimistic about The Sand-Dancer.

by Mitch. on Apr 14, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sand-Dancer... I likee...

kinda makes him sound like a character in a frank herbert novel….

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 14, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm where HSA is with Linebrink when it comes to Rios

I hated the signing last year and seethed with rage watching him hack it up and piss away our chances at contending last year, but this year, he is looking better at the plate and has even reached a stage of bitter intrigue that could blossom to acceptance with continued performance. He still owes a full solid half-season of this though. Linebrink still exists in the get tossed off a cliff and not be missed category.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's it

Rios fault they didnt win last year.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on Apr 14, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

See, I was thinking I should include a parenthetical he wasn't alone of course

but then I said who would possibly think I meant Rios alone pissed it away?

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I pick at you because your

comparsion of Rios to Linebrink is unreasonable.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

busted.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jig?

Racist. Dolores is crushed.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2010 1:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

beautiful

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Apr 14, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

And how can I not rec this

even though already way green

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is fucking great.

makes me ok with ‘best of craigs list’ not updating since January.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is in the neighborhood of

Pods defense and baserunning, or Buehrle’s starts after the perfecto though.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus plantar fasciaits, Jermaine Dye falling off the age cliff, etc.

Still Rios was abominable for being so damn expensive and the correlation between his pick up and our nose-dive played a huge part.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll throw in with the this one didn't sting crowd

Romero looked really impressive all night, so Ozzie’s goofy call of having Omar bat lea…, at all was pretty much nullified. I also really enjoyed that after two at bats where A.J. looked absolutely ridiculous swinging at the inside sinker, he just decided to take a “hit” for the team. This one wasn’t a wasted opportunity and I bet Romero will own a few more teams this year with that stuff, not just the White Sox.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 9:52 AM CDT reply actions  

that would be a bet

I would consider

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

losing sucks

but somehow (and the “how” amply discussed above) it was the least demoralizing of the 5 losses so far.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i liked Avatar.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm reading too much into this.

The local identification of South Shields people with Arabs, which is widespread in the region, may have originated from the placename Arbeia (which is apparently a Latinized version of an Aramaic term meaning “place of the Arabs”), but there has also been a fairly sizeable Arab community in South Shields since the 1890s. This is also one hypothesised explanation of the term “Sandancer” (derived from “sand dancer”) for people born and brought up in South Shields.

larry. A kind word for everyone.

by ballyb on Apr 14, 2010 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I only got the South Shields things, too.

Stupid lack of music history knowledge.

The sky IS falling.

by Teahenny Penny on Apr 14, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy hell.

you thought that was what she was referring to?

really?

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least it was fun to watch Rios piss in their cornflakes

His batting stance is horrible, however.

I’m sure “Walk” will fix it eventually.

"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton

by tailgater on Apr 14, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Walker did work with him and that is the stance they agreed to

I dont care if his stance is the fetal position as long as he hits better than he last year

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 14, 2010 1:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

reminds me of Aaron Rowand's stance

“grindy”

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're still goign to take 3 of 4

wo why is everyone bitchin?

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Apr 14, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

you call this bitchin?

this is a swedish massage.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on Apr 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is my GD happy ending?

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2010 1:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

right after your metamucil

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Apr 14, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Slam dunk.

Moose Skowron: "I would be dying to have faced you."
Steve Stone: "First of all, I would look at you and start laughing because you're the smallest moose I've ever seen in my life, and second of all you couldn't hit a curve ball with a canoe paddle, so let's not talk about it."

by RWShow on Apr 14, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

another different lineup tonight, for those keeping track

Pierre7, Beckham4, Quentindh, Jones9, Kotsay3, Rios8, AJ2, Vizquel6, Teahen5. Danks pitching.

by Ryno on Apr 14, 2010 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

OG likes to keep people guessing!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Apr 14, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

as a player, i would be fucking pissed

with a new lineup/order every day.

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Apr 14, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

New rule

When you are 1 hit the day before. You hit wherever the phuck the manager says.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on Apr 14, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut up and play.

Ave MLB salary: $5MM.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

jones, kotsay, and vizquel all in the same lineup?

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on Apr 14, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

you watched it last night too?!

did you cry when Bruce Willis got left behind?

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Apr 14, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pierre Jones and Rios all in the Outfield too

Although, Quentin hasn’t been making the best case for himself out there either.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

eye test says Quentin is as bad as Dye.

He plays too deep.
Always has.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

id rather he play deep enough

and keep the opposers to singles than let balls get over his head and let them have doubles.

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Apr 14, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats almost as bad as this

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that movie in the theater!

It was raining, but I can think of worse ways to spend two hours.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 14, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

defied too much logic for me, in a stupid not funny way.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seems rather reasonable to me

Paulie gets day off vs. hard throwing righty. Alexei has never been a very good hitter against righties and is in a horrible slump. Seems like a good time to rest him as well. Vizquel bats 8th. I also had no problem with the players he selected to play yesterday, just the order he put them in.

Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.

by bhoov on Apr 14, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

The entire comment section is meant for talking about the Sox. What else would it be used for?

by Franchise82 on Apr 15, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

In good news,

Papelbon just closed out against the Twins, Red Sox win 6-3. Fuck teh Twinn.

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Apr 14, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

man

I thought our pitching was supposed to be ridiculous this year

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Apr 14, 2010 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

It is

Our line-up is just more so

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

thirded

sorry for premature speaking, I have to listen to my roommate tell me everyday how peavy sucks, and i keep telling him give him some time. My boy danks is killing though

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Apr 23, 2010 3:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go green and prosper, wise baseball mind.

Moose Skowron: "I would be dying to have faced you."
Steve Stone: "First of all, I would look at you and start laughing because you're the smallest moose I've ever seen in my life, and second of all you couldn't hit a curve ball with a canoe paddle, so let's not talk about it."

by RWShow on Apr 14, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: why is every polish mo fo in town flying their flags right now?

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Is this a serious question?

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on Apr 14, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

unfortunately.

The only news I read is about baseball this time of year.

Ever since CNN started telling me what Mary in Ohio thinks about Global Warming Ive been over it.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plane crash with many of their most important leaders, including president.

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on Apr 14, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

and possible conspiracy theory to boot!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Apr 14, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw a link to that on reddit..

But I did not look into it, any details?

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on Apr 14, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm normally not one for conspiracy theories,

and I don’t know how much credibility, if any, there is to it, but here’s the link to what I read: http://www.jackliberty.com/the-weird-death-of-polands-president/

Also not my blog, coincidence its called jackliberty!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Apr 14, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very loosely speculated

Although that pilot was sure hard-headed trying the same landing four times. Don’t know the fuel situation but after the first unsuccessful attempt, normally you would move on to better conditions.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on Apr 14, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, that is a large rec.

Even more f you are Polish.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Green for you.

Tragedy, yeah, but holy hell, that’s funny.

i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17

by South Side Expat on Apr 14, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh.

I’d investigate whoever cornered the car flag racket as a top suspect.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

here's more

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Polish_Air_Force_Tu-154_crash

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on Apr 14, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah I probably should have checked wiki google first...

but I knew you guys would be in the know.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only story I was following today was how Tinley cops botched another crime,

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

more news at 11.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That

And the giant Polish population here, he was going to be in Chicago in a couple weeks.

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on Apr 14, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

one of the guys on the plane was a sculptor from chicagoland, too.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Apr 14, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

DB.

Plus, you are in Chicago. This is sort of important to about half of the city.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

in his defense, I live in one of the most polish neighborhoods.

saw the flags and didn’t make the connection… just figured it was that time of year when the polish flags come out.

by Trooper on Apr 14, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Defense?

You are also a DB.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

not my half!

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

is today the president's funeral?

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on Apr 14, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd love to insult you

But I didn’t know about Hurricane Katrina for one week.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 14, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's ok, neither did the administration.

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These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Apr 14, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

razzle dazzle!

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Apr 14, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

badges!? we dont need no stinking badges!!

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Apr 14, 2010 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

this is why i invested in an asbestos suit

i used to get claustrophobic in there, but taking lots of deep breaths really calms the nerves.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Apr 14, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least Romero isnt Adam Eaton

that was possibly the worst game I ever saw

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on Apr 14, 2010 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I have now come to terms with this loss

Like learning to love the ugly firstborn once the normal-looking secondborn pops out

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