Recap of base ball game played on 21st April 2010 between the Semi-Pro "Chicago White Sox" Base ball club and the "Tampa Bay Rays" of American Major League fame

by billyok on Apr 22, 2010 12:48 AM CDT

Look at the score, it was crap! Play of the game was a failed bunt

I bet if the Perfect Game was single and believed that horsecrap about opposites attract, he would find this game on match.com and send it an e-mail that says something like, "hey, you seem great, i think we'd really get along, your profile is really interesting and not like the other profiles on here" and the perfect game would be all, "people either love me or hate me, there's no in between, i'm really quiet until you get to know me and then i can't stop talking and i say what's on my mind so hopefully you can handle that" and they'd have children that would look like that no-hitter that should've been a perfect game but juan uribe borked it up.

I miss Juan Uribe. Mark Teahan has cool dogs but man, try hitting something, how's that sound

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i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17

by South Side Expat on Apr 22, 2010 1:10 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Well-played. I love that show!

You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.

by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions

Dont piss market maker off.

" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans

without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 22, 2010 1:36 AM CDT reply actions

THIS!

by mick10 on Apr 22, 2010 6:11 AM CDT reply actions

mark teahen is the least of the problems. 3rd highest OPS on the team (not counting donny lucy)

why don’t you ask pierre, aj, beckham, alexei and quentin to try hitting something.

celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.

by BuehrleMan on Apr 22, 2010 7:37 AM CDT reply actions

Bingo

Remember the 2006 Minnesota Twins?

The White Sox started the season where they left off the year before. The Twins were hovering underneath .500 until June – when Morneau and Hunter started hitting.

I’m not saying this team is capable of the same turnaround. But it is not THIS bad.

And if it is this bad – then it’s time for Jerry to make some hard decisions about the people who mis-spent $104 million of his money.

Another thing – I’m starting to think Arizona got the better of the Carlos Quentin deal. He was good for most of one season, and has been fairly mediocre ever since. If trends continue, Arizona will have a slugging first baseman, and Bellflower, California will have the most intense high school baseball coach in its history.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 22, 2010 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions

Oh - Jones and Quentin should be flip-flopped in the order.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 22, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions

They shipped Carter to Oakland for some guy named Dan Haren.

In return they received Chris Carter, Brett Anderson, Dana Eveland, Aaron Cunningham, and two guys they later sent to Colorado for some guy named Matt Holliday- Carlos Gonzales and Greg Smith.

It was a huge haul for Oakland, and then they pissed away two good pieces of it.

Of course then they got Brett Wallace for Holliday, who they then sent to Toronto for Michael Taylor.

Arizona got our other potentially slugging first baseman for Tony Pena.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 22, 2010 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions

I switched theys.

1st they- Az
2nd they-A’s

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 22, 2010 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions

You're right

I forgot that Carter was eventually dealt. But they were able to turn Carlos Quentin into years of Dan Haren. While Quentin has been….Quentin.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 22, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions

That's not really fair to put it that way

They turned Carlos Quentin and a bunch of other good players into years of Dan Haren.

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on Apr 22, 2010 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions

i miss the fat man, but billyok, you better not be one of them hypocrite punkass motherfucking fans who was were pissing on him during the early months of the 2008 season

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 22, 2010 9:54 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Hes like the mustachioed Valentin-

ya dont know what ya got til its gone.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 22, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions

i didn't need them ginger stat geeks at fangraphs to tell me that replacing valentin with clayton at short was a bad idea

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 22, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions

This.

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on Apr 22, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions

wassup yo

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 22, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions

that fat man gets nothing but love from me, i wish i was could see him more often in the bay

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 22, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions

I have always loved the fat man and I have the documentation to prove it

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by billyok on Apr 22, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions

you joined at the end of 2008, christ you're a fucking newbie SSS poser :)

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 22, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions

I was probably pissing on him.

I ride the roller coaster.
When the Sox lose it ruins my day and I hate them.
When they win, its rainbows and lollipops.
Every single day.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on Apr 22, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions

i liked juan for the most part

and have missed him occasionally but admit to wishing i would never see him again at times as well.
here’s one of my favorites:

After batting practice one morning, Podsednik’s teammate Uribe sheepishly confirmed his lectures to his bats (his beloved "Hoosier HB 23" models). "I tell them: ‘Do your job and if you don’t do your job, I’m going to have to go back to the Dominican Republic,’ " Uribe said in Spanish. "Sometimes they listen; sometimes they don’t."

link

celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.

by BuehrleMan on Apr 22, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Uribe's gonna sacrifice a live chicken... to his belly.

“I’m pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You don’t help me now. I say “Fuck you,” Jobu, I do it myself."

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Apr 23, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions