Look at the score, it was crap! Play of the game was a failed bunt

I bet if the Perfect Game was single and believed that horsecrap about opposites attract, he would find this game on match.com and send it an e-mail that says something like, "hey, you seem great, i think we'd really get along, your profile is really interesting and not like the other profiles on here" and the perfect game would be all, "people either love me or hate me, there's no in between, i'm really quiet until you get to know me and then i can't stop talking and i say what's on my mind so hopefully you can handle that" and they'd have children that would look like that no-hitter that should've been a perfect game but juan uribe borked it up.

I miss Juan Uribe. Mark Teahan has cool dogs but man, try hitting something, how's that sound

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