Pierre on his 0-for-4 showing:"I basically just put on my uniform today. I didn’t move the ball well or nothing."
about 2 years ago
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I get it.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Who cant get on base.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
"I basically just put on my uniform today"
He doesn’t even do that well.
by Ryno on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
that sucked. we're gonna win 5 of our next 6
2 in texas, 2 in ny and the opener vs kc, so ill be right when i said we’d get to .500 on may 3rd.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
So much for "taking them one game at a time".
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on Apr 28, 2010 6:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
fucking pierre was awful as usual
he hits like a pussy. jesus christ get it out of the infield. between him and t-dogg black people are going to start losing their rep as bad asses.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 27, 2010 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
White people holding the ship.
As emotionally needy and batshit crazy as usual.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 28, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
do you have kids man? I bet the other parents love you at school / sports functions.
that said, this team kinda sucks, seemingly. going to be a long hot summer, too bad garbage only smells worse when it’s hot outside cause this offense is already rancid.
yah i have kids... they are too young for sports functions though
my boy is 2 1/2 and the girl is about 3 months.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I heard throwing rocks at coconuts help too
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 28, 2010 7:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
8 racists?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
lol oh come on its all in good fun. i'm not racist. 2 of my favorite players are harold baines and frank thomas :-P
Kenwo4life=ratings
easy there RRD
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
btw your new nickname is a keeper!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
oh and another thing.
I saw you dragging my name through the mud the other day. Let me make this clear, you would have no chance striking me out let alone getting me out if you were pitching. I would take your 60mph fastball and send it into orbit.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i dragged your name through the mud?
I don’t give enough of a shit about you to remember what i said to you the other day. You’d send it into orbit? Since I havent pitched in about 3 years I’d hope so.. .somehow i still doubt it. Also… none of this concerned you- but you want to get into it with me? thats fine… however I am not going to be afraid when you ask larry to talk about the pictures you sent to him of yourself…. like that is going to scare me or think anything different other than you are a fag for sending him your pictures.
Kenwo4life=ratings
you were bragging about your trophies again
and mentioned the great WTGTD. Of course I took acception.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
*exception.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
1 error in 40 posts
I’ll take those numbers.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus I'm not saying I am a UFC warrior or anything,
but I am pretty sure if I had to, I could take most of these computer nerds down.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
just don't get me confused with a computer nerd.
ive got multiple championships backing me up.
Kenwo4life=ratings
wait...larry has pics that wtgtd sent of himself?
larry you are a true professional to sss and sbnation. i cant believe you havent sent them to anyone on here to post though. those would be a gold mine of a topic on the right rail
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know where rowdy roddy diaper got that one from?
Don’t believe I ever sent pics to anyone. I believe I posted my myspace page at the time. Which is now inactive.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
not long ago you were saying how larry has seen pics of you to prove your badassedness.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I didn't email them to him jackass
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
ok Chachi
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
they'd probably gang up on me but neither of them can be trusted...
they’ll eventually turn on each other allowing me the opportunity for yet another victory. Chalk another one up for the bad guy.
Kenwo4life=ratings
RRD you would shit your diapers son.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
kind of hard to watch the victory party when I give you a dirt comforter.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
was calling him Chachi going too far?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i think a previous comment was flagged for good reason
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 AM CDT reply actions
Yes. If a higher power disagrees, he can restore it.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 28, 2010 6:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, really
There are a lot of reasons to revoke life’s pool privileges, being bad at baseball isn’t one of them.
being bad at baseball shouldn't fall on enitre race of people either
kenwo is poor man’s mike north
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 28, 2010 6:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Just realized I hadn't thought of Mike North in probably a year or so.
How refreshing.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
is he still doing that stupid "Monsters in the Morning" show with Dan Jiggets?
The season of Oz is upon us, be afraid.
Not sure. Wrong person to ask.
If a “talk radio” show was broadcast live from my living room, I wouldn’t listen.
Like fingernails on a chalkboard.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
That explains it.
I don’t watch TV.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
Neither did my great grandparents. Its cool.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
Yes, it's on Ch. 2
I do have to give them credit for doing something different in the morning, instead of a local version of the Today Show.
I didn't need to watch it to know that it sucks
I’d rather watch an all-day marathon of American Idol than listen to 5 minutes of Mike North
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
There was no chance it would do anything other than suck.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
It's a poor man's Mike and Mike
And Mike and Mike is awful.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 28, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
You're more of a Hannah Storm and Sage Steele person, I can tell.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 28, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
if we could all just agree to boycott cnbc in favor of bloomberg, the world would be a better place.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 28, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where then do I go to find out how to make Mad Money?
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Apr 28, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
fact: Hannah Storm and Bob Costas are the same person.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
I kind of liked the radio chemistry between Jiggets and North
After Jiggets left North became unlistenable.
And I did catch the TV version once after a game on CSN. They’re as poorly matched to TV and Steve and Garry were. Some people are just meant for the radio medium only.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 28, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
"sports radio" chemistry =
oxymoron.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
No I think it can happen.
But “sports radio insight”, now there’s an oxymoron…
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 28, 2010 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
COMMENT OF THE YEAR NOMINEE?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks. i like mike north.
he provided much better radio than the internet nerd favorite dan bernstein does.
Kenwo4life=ratings
email me what was said amar.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
so why did you have to use my name?
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 28, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
He's been doing that a lot lately and if you hadn't said something about it, I was going to bring it up myself.
It’s bullshit.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
U-God (an editor)
uses my government like it’s going out of style.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
simple search shows
the amount of times i’ve said your christian name: 1
the amount you’ve said it (including posting your e-mail address): 3
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
sorry dude.
why did you have to be an asshole to me for 3 years?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did your pal toonderstrook tell everyone where I lived?
Some things you just have to deal with.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
why did larry give him that info in the first place?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
this is all very confusing.
i don’t know where you live. and i certainly didn’t give that information to anyone.
well someone gave toonder that info (i doubt he knows someone who "knows me well")
and in the past you have posted the addresses of obnoxious posters . 1+1 = 2
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
that was based on the information publicly provided by a poster on his blog linked in his public profile.
when toonderstruck was posting here, i was not an editor and obviously would not have been able to have access to your personal information. and since it would be a rather large violation of sbnation rules to reveal your personal information, even if i had been an editor then, i wouldn’t have done that.
then i'll be damned and stand corrected.
toonder DOES know someone that knows me well. Sorry for inferring that you looked up lostinthevines ip and smeared his family home all over the internet for chessfu to look up.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
i just checked your profile
and your last name isn’t on it. i couldn’t figure out where you lived even if i wanted to do so.
I told both you and WU
you guys are welcome to come to my home anytime. Just bring a box of wine. I am just trying to let osfib, hsa, and ugod know that it is not the end all be all if someone online knows your first name. especially if you put your real name as your posting name. Rather, you should be concerned when people start spouting off what subdivision you live in, in a particular town.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
links to google street view FTW
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Apr 28, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Still waiting for that knock...
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't even address it last time you did it to me. My name is known by most and that's fine. But even my dad calls me hsa here. There's just no need for you to ever use our real names.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So you can create a different user name,
INCLUDE your REAL name in your user name, but I can’t say it? Your dad is really a poster on this site? What is his user name? Sorry I feel left out on an inside joke again…
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I'd just prefer you didn't use it unless applicable or in context. And I don't think my dad being on this site is much of an inside joke. More like "general site knowledge."
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
it was in context to your recap
or was it not? I’m confused.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I have seen this "dad" thing thrown around here quite loosely.
I would assume your dad is larry?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh come on, I'm not that fucked up in the head.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i can just picture larry singing in the shower
whats your name
whose your daddy
tell me is he rich like me
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think you or larry are fucked up in the head.
Although, I think some of your intuitions about me are wrong.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
archives, it exists
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
No wonder chiburb tee'd off on me about the meet-up
heh.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought we were friends and could do that sort of stuff?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
here stands testimony
that larry is indeed not larger than SBN
god what a waste of internet im reading here
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
a well deserved ouch
It’s early, but some teams in the American League seriously need to take a hard look at their guys manning the DH position. No less than five teams, the White Sox, Indians, Athletics, Red Sox and Mariners have DHs that have amassed a wOBA that ranks below the combined wOBAs that two National League teams have received from their pitchers!
whole article here
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 28, 2010 6:16 AM CDT reply actions
I wish someone on this site had the prescience
to point out this DH folly this pre-season and might’ve suggested re-signing someone like, oh, Jim Thome for peanuts. If only.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on Apr 28, 2010 6:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
if only
you follow the marlins? do you know if mike stanton is coming up anytime soon, i just picked him up in fantasy..
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 28, 2010 6:28 AM CDT up reply actions
The hiliarious thing is that the DH situation is the least of our problems.
Sox still have no problem with the longball. Still baffled by the line drive.
Still cold out.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
If only Jim Thome had anything left...
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
he's no jermaine dye
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
I didn't say I wanted JD back.
I would rather have JD over Thome though. I dream for the stars, not the aging veteran junk yard.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
i wouldn’t want jim thome’s current 172 ops+ either
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
SSS
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
beats jd's currently smaller sample size
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT TO FUCK JD?
I don’t give a flying fuck about either of those guys! Get a real DH like Konerko. Move Gonzalez or Pujols to 1b.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
realistically speaking, I would rather see the Sox call up Flowers than bring back JD or JT.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
well i never mentioned any homosxeual desires of yours towards the man
but this was nice
He will produce just fine next year, you can put that in stone. by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 23, 2009 7:00 PM CST
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
well who woulda thunk that GMs in baseball are racists?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Cherry picking stats to prove your point doesn't go over well around here.
Just ask Toonderstrook, Brian Anderson made him look like an idiot, he has not been back since.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i disagree, but cherry picking old comments does go over well around here
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
this is a very mundane tasks when it comes to cherry picking comments for me. You see there are hundreds of you, but only one of me. So it’s a lot easier to CP my old quotes.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
army of one huh?
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
not saying that.
just saying i stand out more than the average poster. So it’s easier to remember shit i say and throw it back in my face.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Rios at the top of the order?
He gets on base, he hits for power, he does all the little speed things that Ozzie likes…
I would much rather have Rios and Teahen ahead of PK and Andruw.
Beckham has to hit lower in the order until he gets right.
I have a sneaking suspicion the phrase “non roster invitee” is in Carlos Quentin’s future.
I felt really good about Lucy coming to the plate with the bases loaded. At least Mr. Straight Edge retired him on nine pitches. AJ would have popped up on the first one.
If Rios leads off
Then Flowers can come up and DH, and we can just throw Pierre to the bench and Kotsay off the team.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2010 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Would be kind of righty-heavy
Not that the left-handed “hitters” we have are doing squat.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 28, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Quentin is still going to get MVP votes.
Be patient.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Gordon batting near the top...
Allows him to see better pitches. This is a good thing.
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Juan Pierre= Jerry Owens lite
Yes, its getting that bad. I’m starting to accept this sad, sad truth.
by Akronsoxfan on Apr 28, 2010 7:59 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
how bad?
this bad:
Question: What does Chris Coghlan have in common with Juan Pierre?
Answer: Those are the only two qualified batters with a .000 ISO.
Seeing Pierre’s name associated with no extra base hits is probably not too surprising. Through 80 plate appearances, Pierre’s line is .222/.282/.222. His career ISO is .071 and his projected ISO is .063 (rest of the season version). Last night, he went 0-4 which lowers those totals.
Everyone is dying to know just how this streak of power ineptitude matches up with the rest of Pierre’s career. As it turns out, his career high is 46 games, which took place in 2000 as a member of the Colorado Rockies. He also abstained for 30 games in 2002 (again, Rockies) and more than 20 games four other times with three of those coming as a Dodger.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 28, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions
but at least he's decent in left field.
oh, wait.
nevermind.
celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.
Making me miss Wise
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
At least Wise didn't cost 5 million per.
And he wasn’t under contract for two years.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2010 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
What's the net we're paying Pierre?
larry. A kind word for everyone.
3 million this year, 5 million next.
The Dodgers freed themselves of $8 million of the $18.5 million Pierre is owed over the next two seasons, as the White Sox agreed to pay $3 million of his salary in 2010 and $5 million in 2011.
I forgot we paid less this year.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't add up.
$8 million
$3 million
$5 million
= $16 million < $18.5 million
larry. A kind word for everyone.
the dodgers freed themselves of 8 million because the sox are paying that.
dodgers eating 10 million
celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
Hey, on the bright side, Linebrink is awesome now, so it pretty much offsets!
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
Pierrre's wife needs to try to become pregnant with Juan's drug assisted help.
Win / Win
If he doesn’t get caught, he’ll probably hit a baseball somewhat better.
If he gets caught, he’s suspended for 50 games and we don’t have to pay him.
Give Manny a call, Juan.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
Give Pods a call... hmmm did I say that outloud
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
Ozzieball - you know it, you love it, embrace it
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
by ChicagoPete on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Quite the techno geek
for an old fuck.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
get off my lawn
I’d like to take credit for the beautiful photoshopping, but it ’s the first image that pops up for a “juan pierred sucks” search
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Hilarious.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
I think the Dodgers fans
were equally as enamored of his skillz
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
I couldn't find it even w/ your direction.
You get a gold star on your forehead.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
Big Rob Liefelt fan, CP?
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on Apr 28, 2010 12:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the ruiner of comic books?
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
Where have you been at asshole?
LOL rec.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
other than a low BABIP, isn't this the Juan Pierre we expected?
mediocre in the outfield, terrible arm – check
low BB’s, low K’s – check
steals a few meaningless bags – check
playing DH and leading off when he shouldnt – check
Assuming his BABIP self-corrects, he’s almost exactly as advertised.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
i thought he was a bit better at catching the ball
and also thought he would hit the ball out of the infield more often.
celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.
someone mentioned it recently (Jim or Colin I think)
Infield hits seem to be lacking. If he beats 5 of those ground balls out, his numbers look like typical Pierre. If the BABIP stays below his career norms, is that evidence he’s lost a step?
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
I've seen enough of him in the past that the eye test tells me it's pretty clear he has.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
So that White Sox It's Black and White with Pierre in it
was not done in slow motion
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 28, 2010 9:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's just working on his grindiness
dribbling that ball over to the 2B to move the runner over to 3B, just like Erstad. Now all we need is to get Alexei to hit some doubles in front of him.
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
yes.
He also had me questioning who was a better fielder between he and Pod’s? That can’t be good. I see that Alex Rios’ waver claim was NOT to block the Tigers. Without him, our outfield would be a complete defensive disaster.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe he's just hitting the ball too hard.
you know, “at’ em balls” and “hang wiff ’ems”…..
then again, maybe not…
celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.
"and also thought he would hit the ball out of the infield more often."
Sounds like a T-ball manager about “Johnny.”
larry. A kind word for everyone.
on the bright side
pierre is on pace to smash his personal best in P/PA. he’s currently seeing .51 more than his career average.
celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.
I wanted Pods back
well, not really, but it seemed preferable to trading for Pierre.
You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead. ~The Hooligan
by Daniel Berlyn on Apr 28, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
getting rid of Pods was great.
replacing him with Pierre was an infuriating head scratcher.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
a preview (of sorts) of the peavy-harden matchup tonight
haha
The game will be broadcast by Comcast SportsNet in Chicago and Fox Sports Southwest in Metro Dallas. While I recognize that some people are amendable to the spirited commentary of Ken "The Hawk" Harrelson, I don’t count myself among this particular demographic. That said, if you’ve never heard the Hawk at work, you should watch the CSN broadcast for at least a couple of innings — if only to understand what the fuss is about.
at fangraphs.
celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.
I like to "amendable"
Harrelson right back to Woodruff, SC.
HE GONE!
larry. A kind word for everyone.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Hawk bad blah blah blah
Yes, Hawk is a crazy man. But he’s our crazy man. And he’s not going to leave that booth until he’s dead.
As for their complaint about broadcasters who don’t cater to stat nerds…it will never happen. Not until TV breaks itself of the “dull white broadcaster/dull ex-player” combo.
Texas' booth is pretty good
But I wish Hawk could consistently channel the energy he had in that 8-7 victory over Toronto. That was him at his recent best.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Apr 28, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember Josh Lewin from his Cubs days
Talked to my high school journalism group. He had lots of stories about how Harry had lost his marbles. Got the sense Josh didn’t like him.
I loved his call of Pods’ inside the parker in Anaheim last September. “Watch Scott Podsednik fly….”
Wasn't Harry responsible for Chip being his successor instead of Lewin?
I recall hearing such a story. Obviously, if it’s true, Lewin had a legit beef.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
That must have been spelled out in his contract
Because Chip got the job after Harry dropped dead just before spring training in ’98.
Chip was set to join Harry in the booth in 98
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 28, 2010 2:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Right… and I thought it was because Harry forced Lewin out so Chip could come in.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
i may have mentioned this before
but i get a laugh every time i think about it…a good friend of the family was dating a shrink back in the late 80’s who had Harry Caray as a client/patient, and he said that she told him that Harry use to pay prostitutes to deficate on him. this friend of the family wasnt a baseball fan so for whatever reason, if it were made up, it wasnt for any dislike of the cubs.
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't let my own baby shit on me.
Let alone a dirty diseased prostitute.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Good to know
the doctor/patient privilege is viewed with such respect by those supposed to uphold it. However, that is still some gross ass shit.
LMAO
Good to know
the doctor/patient privilege is viewed with such respect by those supposed to uphold it.
good point.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
thats why i dont say shit to no one in regards to personal matters
let alone pay someone a few c notes an hour. instead i just bottle it all up and let it explode over minuscule things like poor white sox play
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see no possibility that this story is anything but 100% true.
I base that on 2 facts:
1. It is written down.
2. It is on the internet.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 28, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
At least Hawk isn't legally blind like Neil Funk.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 28, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
As opposed to any other day?
I didn’t watch the game, thank god, so did Pierre hit his weakling ground balls to the same spot each time instead of giving both 2nd baseman and SS an easy throw over?
3rd, K, 2nd, P (DP).
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
Fangraphs: It exists.
http://www.fangraphs.com/plays.aspx?date=2010-04-27&team=Rangers&dh=0
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
how much longer can he keep the lead-off spot?
i mean, i know Ozzie loves him, but mercy.
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
unfortunately, the sox lack another leadoff hitter.
it’s sad. every team should have a backup leadoff hitter. their skillset is so unique, though, that they are in such high demand throughout baseball. i mean, low OBP, fast, no power players simply do not grow on trees.
by larry on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
at this point...
Lili provides better defense.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
And is cheaper
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Pierre for Big Z?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
in left?
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
We are lucky to always find someone
to fill that role. Whoever responsible for scouting to fill that position should get a raise.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on Apr 28, 2010 10:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Berkman's return should help them quite a bit
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
if OBP matters so much, then tell me why ryan howard just signed a $125MM extension while his is .308 right now.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 28, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
you can't.
flawless victory.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 28, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Now you're talkin'. ;p
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
NL All Star team was my squad
Bench Pedrique & Sandberg and throw in Geurrero & Murphy and you were good to go.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
So we are 20 games in
Realistically how many games does Ozzie give Pierre before he moves him with the current level of performance?
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
this motherfucker is leading the league in steals
and you want to give him less opportunities? i say move him up in the order to lead-in man.
larry is on to something here.
this will revolutionize the game. can’t clog the bases with big, slow guys when nobody is on base.
steal them from 9th or pinch running
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
Wow! You're not kidding.
Pierre can use that speed from the 9-hole. Teahen or Beckham can move him over.
1 rios 2 beckham 3 jones (until further notice) 4 konerko 5 teahen 6 quentin
7 ramirez 8 pierzynski 9 pierre
flirt
I thought this was the real linup….
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
i think you meant
cock tease
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
rongey on the radio just now said
“believe it or not there are some guys that are hitting okay. quentin is one of them…”
come on. fucking asshole.
celebrate the 27th anniversary of the tirade with me on april 29th. my favorite holiday, lee elia day. a day filled with baseball and swearing.
everyone needs to follow @chavezcandanga
A close aide to Chavez, Public Works Minister Diosdado Cabello, said Monday that Chavez’s supporters plan to “take over by assault” social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook.
“The opposition thinks it owns the social networking sites. They think Twitter and Facebook belong to them,” Cabello was quoted as saying by the state news agency.
“We’re fighting and there are 7 million of us who will have Twitter,” he said, referring to members of Chavez’s party.
He said Chavez’s Twitter feed would carry messages “from our commander.”
Chavez, who was first elected in 1998, has built his presidency around being a communicator in touch with Venezuelans. In addition to a Sunday radio and TV program that lasts up to seven hours, Chavez also makes near-daily speeches on television that often last three hours or more.
The name chosen for his Twitter account — chavezcandanga — roughly translates as “devil” in some Latin American countries, but in Venezuela it can be used as an adjective to describe a rabble-rouser.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-lt-venezuela-chavez-on-twitter,0,1728654.story
Only a matter of time before he's posting on SSS
I mean, he is a Sox fan, right?
"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton
I am assuming in a week or so Larry
I’ll see the White Sox season Over Minor League report???
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
HQ game notes
CWS (Jake Peavy) at TEX (Rich Harden) 8:05
Peavy is not an advisable play until he shows some improvement in underlying skill indicators. The erstwhile San Diego ace gave up a career-high seven walks in his last start, and he has garnered just 10 strikeouts over his last 17.1 IP. His only halfway decent lines in two of his four starts have come against the Indians.
Dustin Nippert (RP, TEX) has been effective of late — the potential high-inning strikeout contributor has fanned nine over his last 7.2 IP. But he often throws a lot of pitches, so be sure to shuttle him on and off your lineup accordingly. On Tuesday night, Nippert threw 34 pitches in a two-inning stint.
Harden wears out Paul Konerko (1B, CWS), having allowed just one single in 15 career at-bats (2 BB, 4 SO).
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
I have Harden and Peavy on my non-SSS fantasy team.
I’m hoping one will neutralize the other, or both will just get destroyed.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 28, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
couldn't you just root for the guy on your real team?
That’s just me I guess. I’m old fashioned.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
by Nordhagen on Apr 28, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
By the way Kenwo
Here is my sap sucking, apology making, street cred questioning and internet toughie deal for you.
I expect Peavy to have a quality start tonight.
If he doesn’t, im on mute, in the penalty box, voted off the island, led astray, run amuck, been had- (wait wrong rant.)
No more words of encouragement. No sunny disposition. No “positive” underlying stats. Nothing from me. I will stick those rose colored glasses up you know what.
And I won’t come out until you tell me its okay.
I would however like to still do an April review regardless.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
You better. Those monthly reviews are your only duty to this site other than being our token, which doesn't really require any effort on your part anyway.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
why?
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I, for one, enjoy your sunny disposition, and think it would be a terrible shame if you limited it because of what Rowdy Roddy Diaper has to say.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
by RWShow on Apr 28, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 11 recs
yeah that too.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
iawtc, from the beginning statement to the new nickname. wrecked.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Apr 28, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to kiss your face.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 28, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
this better beat SSH banning
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry work got in the way
I appreciate that. Its all in good fun though. Just got the vibe some didn’t want to hear it and was a play off our last conversation on Peavy.
Honestly you think Kenwo wants me boxed in for any length of time? For who would he unleash his bile and references to a man’s nuts ?
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
True. If it weren't for you taking the brunt of his obsession, he'd have much more time to teach kids how to be assbags.
Parents in Oak Forest should thank you.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
wait wait wait, kids in oak forest need to be taught how to be assbags?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Apr 28, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I would rather have OLD's boobs on the line for this
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 28, 2010 2:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd rather you just beat his ass.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 28, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
retired the dogg part a long time ago.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
J. Ely getting lit up
Dodgers down 5-1
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
I can't believe they signed this wankstain
fucking useless – I ant watched many games – too busy – but everytime i’ve seen him he’s just a wise, owens, pods type bag of shite. Why couldn’t we have kept Swisher? He would have been able to play left field and get on base as the lead off man.
really bad managers – someone should get the bullet for this
FNS
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Apr 28, 2010 2:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
(Adds "wankstain" to list of favorite words)
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 28, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Sox are on a current blistering pace
for a 64-98 season.
At least they probably won’t get to that embarrassing 100-loss mark.
"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton
very upsetting mate
they get all these good chuckers together – and then have crap like Pierre and Kotsay batting all the time
Kotsay pinch-hit last night to end the game
gotta say, that was a depressing end.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
I mean look at Rios
he’s been great – nearly worth a win on his own already – I’m getting depressed every morning logging onto my computer and seeing they scored 2 or 3 runs again, and got beat.
thing is I just can’t see it – us catching the Twins – it is early – but they’ve got like elite talent in Mauer and that other cunt – and our lot, well I don’t think we have players like that.
oh i think we've got plenty of cunts
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
We got 'em
but they’re throwing not batting. ‘course if liriano keeps spining that ball like he has been, that’s a good rotation in Minny, not a decent one.
Doh! You interrupted my typing
This, This is the real issue. Yes the Sox have started poorly but they are 8-12. Not the end of the world. Honestly nothing really has changed to say the Sox are not in the 83-86 win ball park. No what’s different is Minny’s start. Folks see it and are like shit, what if the are a 92-95 win team?
Could be, we’ll see, but a lot of teams have gotten off to hot starts and cooled and come back in line.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
Yeah, but Minny was supposed to have an average rotation
Liriano king 10 per 9 is not the leader of an average rotation.
Fun with percentages
At this time in 2006, the Sox were on pace to win 110 games.
2007: 88
2008: 90
2009: 81
As for the eventual division winner, at this time in
2006: on pace to win 66
2007: 100
2008: Sox were on pace to win 90, and won 90. Huh.
2009: 77
“It’s early” still applies. But Vizquel in the 2-hole is…ugh.
Oh Carlos
@robneyer: Is there anything worse than striking out while getting hit by a pitch? Just happened to Milwaukee’s Carlos Gomez, got plunked in knee.
I can’t think of a more embarrassing baseball event.
I approve this message
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
putting on a jersey that says "pierre" on the back
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Apr 28, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mel Kiper was waaaaaay off on JaMarcus Russell
Top 5 QB in 3 years? Oh, and he’s “never liked” Cutler. FMK
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 2:42 PM CDT reply actions
I know they are struggling, but how the fuck does he think vizquel in the 2 he will change that
Cowley- Oz at it again with the lineup, Pierre LF, Vizquel 2B, Rios CF, Konerko DH, Teahen 3B, Quentin RF, Kotsay 1B, Pierzynski C, Ramirez SS.
VOTE GORDON BECKHAM INTO THE 2010 ALL STAR GAME
by nsam93 on Apr 28, 2010 2:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
2 hole* not 2 he
VOTE GORDON BECKHAM INTO THE 2010 ALL STAR GAME
by nsam93 on Apr 28, 2010 2:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You forgot Larry's
no fucking comment.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
wow holy shit.
Fuck that noise I’m going out to get trashed.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Apr 28, 2010 3:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
With that lineup this team isn't worth my time.
nuts.
by BuehrleMan on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*facepalm*
by HappyHuman on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i agree
i usually watch sox games, but i’ll find something better to do tonight.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
true
but is it worthy of R Kelly’s piss?
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
ergh
link blocked at work
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's the lineup from a year ago today
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA200904282.shtml
That one was better.
Oy.
If you have a problem with it, Oney Guillen says you should shut up. He would say more, but he has to work for a living.
Time to mess with the young player... no sense dealing with Juan
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
AJ moved down, Rios up.
Rome was not built in a day.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on Apr 28, 2010 3:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no it wasnt
and it took an estimated 320 years for its decline. im not sure which way this team is going. i want to say its being rebuilt, but is it?
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
no jones
he needs to prove he belongs in the lineup!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
For fuck sakes.. Ozzie must be betting against the Sox.
Glad I won’t be watching tonight’s game.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he got the idea from this guy
http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0Aq0v0bsD6EIDdEo5OUw2WFgwRHlMSFBRMklVNTE2c0E&hl=en
Betting $20 against his Pirates every game
by 3E8 on Apr 28, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
They are making it so easy to pretend the team doesn't exist.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
judging from the replies to this post, looks like the gamethread's going to be empty.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Apr 28, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Why doesn't he let Vizquel play LF and Beckham play 2B?
larry. A kind word for everyone.
better yet
rios8 teahen5 jones9 pk3 Q!dh aj2 beckham4 aram6 nix7
pee air suck so bad that even i am putting nix in. i hate nix. but that lineup look WAY better, no?
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
i like this pirates brewers game...
they are both so terrible that it is fun to watch…. very likable teams though. unlike our white sox.
Kenwo4life=ratings
if they were winning
they would be much more likable.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
whats the score?
5-5 bottom 12
whos winning? the bears
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
trick question.
ditka is god.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that we got Chris Harris back.
I like that we got Chris Harris back!!!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ive never seen anyone double comment
the way you have the last week or so
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
he's good, but he's no dante
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Apr 28, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
nice triple threat
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 28, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
But Omar OWNS Harden!
2 for 9, OBP of .300
Who needs Bacon?
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 28, 2010 5:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
omar don't scare
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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