Bedstuy Parade & Funeral March: A New York Yankees Preview
A brief look at an opponent we play this weekend.
Dates we play them: 4/30-5/2 @ New York, 8/27-8/29 at home
Offense: A potential lineup: Derek Jeter-SS, Nick Johnson-DH, Mark Teixeira-1B, Alex Rodriguez-3B, Robinson Cano-2B, Jorge Posada-C, Curtis Granderson-CF, Nick Swisher-RF, Brett Gardner-LF. Bench: Francisco Cervelli-C, Marcus Thames-UTIL, Randy Winn-OF, Ramiro Pena-INF.
You know what's going to be really fun? Facing the best offense in the American League. That's what happens when only two of your regulars are hitting below average and two more are hitting way over their heads. Its slightly surprising that Jeter has gotten off to such a good start, as he's not drawing walks like he usually does and his BABIP is low for his standards. It doesn't really matter though since as soon as his numbers bounce back to normal, he'll be an even more above-average hitting shortstop. Don't let last year fool you, he's still not good defensively. He's pretty much a sure thing to get his 3,000th career hit in April or May of next season. In a nice coincidence, Nick Johnson returned to the team that drafted him during the same off-season they re-signed the player he was traded for (Javy Vazquez). Despite his atrocious .143 batting average, he still has an OBP of .385 due to already having drawn 20 walks. The hits will start falling, as he can't maintain a .200 BABIP all season, the only question is will this be before or after his nearly annual trip to the 15-day DL. Mark Teixeira is taking his annual April vacation (career .754 OPS). Last season's homerun king has been off to a horrific start, due almost entirely to an ungodly .153 BABIP. His bat will heat up, and he will be a force of nature again once it does. A-Rod already had his batch of controversy for the season, running back to first across the mound. It's like, A-Rod, we want to like you. You're a super-talented freak of nature who may be the best player to ever play our beloved game: STOP ACTING LIKE SUCH A DOUCHE!. A-Rod is off to an okay start, but will post an OPS over .900 before its all said and done.
Robinson Cano has been the main story when it comes to the Yankees' offense. Robby currently has a 1.235 OPS with 8 homers. He's bad defensively and has no chance to keep this hot start up, but I wouldn't be surprised to see him set another career high in homeruns this season. And he was named after the great number 42. Jorge is the other Yank off to a killer start (184 OPS+). His rate stats are all normal other than striking out slightly less. Jorge seems ageless when it comes to hitting. Something tells me he'll surpass his ZiPS prediction of 16 homers. Curtis Grandserson,a local product, seems like he could be next in line to inherit the Jim Thome/Mike Sweeney Nicest Guys in Baseball Crown. King K will always be a strikeout machine who will probably always have difficulties with lefties. Unless he returns to his previous defensive prowess, 3-4 WAR seems to be his ceiling. He'll put up another 20-20 season without doubt. Nick Swisher is still Nick Swisher. He rebounded well from a bad 2008 with us, hitting 29 homeruns with an .869 OPS. He's currently hitting over his head (.321 BABIP) and the days of 30 homer seasons (well, technically season) seem to be behind him. His defense in right is bad. To call Brett Gardner fast would be an insulting understatement. To call him the Flash would be fun hyperbole. I'm going to go with hyperbole. He will never have power, but his ability to get on base at a league-average clip and steal 40+ bases will keep him employed until his legs start going. He played excellent defense in center, so left really shouldn't be a big problem for him.
Pitching: A potential rotation plus closer: CC Sabathia-LHP, A.J. Burnett-RHP, Andy Pettitte-LHP, Javier Vazquez-RHP, Phil Hughes-RHP, and Mariano Rivera-RHP.
Don't let the 3-1 record fool you, Captain Cheeseburger is not off to as hot a start as it may seem. His K/9 is down a bit, his BB/9 is up, his BABIP is an unsustainable .248, and there is no way his HR/9 can stay at .52 pitching in the bandbox that is New Yankee Stadium. The tubby workhorse will most likely crack 220 innings pitched again for the fourth consecutive season. You have to figure it will catch up to him eventually, but probably not for another season or two. He has a good chance of cracking the 200 strikeout plateau as well. He has abandoned his curveball this season, throwing only a low to mid-90s fastball, changeup, and slider. His changeup is his best pitch (22.5wCH last season). Maybe my favorite thing about A.J. Burnett is that other than velocity, his scouting report hasn't change a bit since the day he made the Marlins in 1999. He has great stuff, trouble locating it, and the tendency to miss large chunks of the season. Both his K/9 (5.4) and HR/9 (.27) are due to spike upwards. He throws a powerful mid-90s fastball and a sharp, biting curve. He occasionally mixes in a changeup, but usually sticks to his bread and butter. Andy Pettitte (or Henry Hill as I like to think of him) has pitched like the spirit of Warren Spahn has possessed him. I know its only been 28 innings, but a 313 ERA+ from a 37-year old grabs one's attention. Regression will hit, and once it does Andy will be a slightly above-average lefty again. He has a high-80s fastball, a sinker, a cutter, a curveball, and a changeup. His cutter is his best pitch. Javy! Welcome back to the American League! Javy Dent's triumphant return to Gotham has gone about as poorly as possible. You'd expect better from him, coming off the best season of his career and being traded to the reigning World Champs. So far its felt like the last time he dominated the Senior Circuit and became a Bronx Bomber. His BABIP is way too high (.342), as is his BB/9 (4.95). Regression will help, but it would be cathartic to get to add some more ugly numbers to his season totals this weekend. Phil Hughes beat Joba Chamberlain for the last spot in the rotation. Good choice. Hughes is pretty awesome, but won't maintain his current blistering pace. I'm thinking something along the lines of 160-170 IP with 145-165 Ks in his first full season as a big league starter. He throws a 4-seam and 2-seam fastball (in the mid-90s and high-80s respectively), a solid cutter, a knuckle curve, and a changeup. He could develop into one of the premier pitchers in the league over the next few years. I don't know if Mariano Rivera will ever pass Trevor Hoffman in total saves, but he has definitely been the best closer ever. He has just simply been a consistent and dominating force in the 8th and 9th innings over the past 15 years. Its going to be a little sad when Mo retires, as he was the last player to be grandfathered into being able to wear 42 everyday. He almost exclusively lives on his cutter, and when you throw one pitch as well as he does you don't really need anything else.
Outlook: We know that the Yankees are a very good team. We don't really know what we are, other than frustrating. Prediction: 2-4 record this season.
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"Javy Dent's triumphant return to Gotham has gone about as poorly as possible."
That is simply marvelous.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
Im really tired of A-rod, he has been around baseball for too long
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
I'm excited to tell my future children about a wonderful time.
When people actually liked rooting for Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 30, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i think 30-40 years from now...
people will revere Jeter and A-Rod like Mantle, Reggie, DiMaggio.
Time heals most things.
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 30, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ty Cobb and Pete Rose give me hope that A-Rod will be remembered as, first and foremost, a cheat.
Jeter, sadly, deserves the reverence he’ll receive.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
To be fair..
At the time, at least 100 other players were caught gambling on games, so I can see where he’s coming from.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I was not serious...
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you should be allowed to bet on your own team to win.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
he's more like joe jackson.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 30, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Hall, Oates and Hitler.
Together only briefly, but memorably.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 30, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
You're a Reich Girl...and you've gone too far...
by 67WMAQ on Apr 30, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Private Eyes, they're watching Jews ...
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 30, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
you guys are both terrible.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
i think theyre funny
well, today, at least
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
A cross between joe jackson, pete rose and hitler.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 30, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
and that pitbull that ate the little girl's face.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 30, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
in some ways, i think that has tarnished his legacy more than the gambling on baseball.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 30, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
disagree.
betting on baseball hurt everyone in the world. only that little girl’s face was hurt in the other incident.
I believe in America.
America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but — I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. A man named Joe Jackson. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn’t protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they ate her face like a put bull. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a’broken. Her jaw was a’shattered, held together by wire. She couldn’t even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life — beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 30, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pit bull, not put bull.
I suck.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 30, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I figured "put bull" was just Sicilian slang.
For pit bull.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 30, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
A'shattered.
Your accent sucks, too.
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by winningugly on Apr 30, 2010 2:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that story always makes me cry.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 30, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
AEG, AEG, why do you treat me so disrespectfully?
If you’d come to me in friendship, this scum who ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
wait- I got this...
Pete Rose out walkin with Adolph down my street…
From my window I am staring while the ovens go cold…
Look over there – Where- There’s marge schotz with the gestapo
They say that looks dont count for much or so there goes your proof
But if Pete had his way,
there be a place
in the hall of fame
and a bronze placque
with his career stats
there in cooperstown….
Waahaahwawa….. bump, badump, badump, bump bump
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 30, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
That sucked, Doc.
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by winningugly on Apr 30, 2010 4:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
totally. but I am a JJ fan, and had to try... just like Pierre at the plate.
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 30, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Always something breaking us in two.
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by winningugly on Apr 30, 2010 4:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No. My point is, here are a couple of the game's greatest players who are not remembered for their greatness above all else.
And I hope that’s the case with A-Rod, among others of the steroid era. I see nothing wrong with that.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
I'll rephrase, to satisfy your pedantic psychosis:
“I do not mean to compare what A-Rod did to what Pete Rose did. However, I hope A-Rod is also remembered in a negative light for what he has done.”
Clear enough?
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
I don't usually run my comments through a larry filter before posting, because usually you seem to understand what the hell I'm talking about.
Which isn’t hard, because I’m a simpleton.
So for it to take three attempts before it made sense to you… that surprised me.
"I am fat because I am lazy and drink too much." - South Side Expat
Patently pedantic psychosis preferred, please.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 30, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Lois, I find it shallow and pedantic. Shallow and pedantic!
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
Do people revere Reggie Jackson? At least along the lines of the other two you mention?
Jeter will obviously be deified in New York. He’s done nothing wrong but be a very good SS and sex lets of women.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 30, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
but it adds to his WWAR
(white women above replacement)
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Apr 30, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
so is Jeter docked -7.5?
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
and yet joecoolman got banninated.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Pretty sure ARod before long will take a dump in monument park
and then claim ignorance. What I’m not supposed to shit in there? Who makes up these fucking rules?
They touched me where it hurts most... - Ozzie
by Shakey on Apr 30, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks, U-G!
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 30, 2010 12:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Y'know I look at the Yankees' lineup and ours, and I really don't think they're that much better than us.
And what I mean by that is that they are clearly way, way, way better than us.
PLEASE DO NOT HURT US SUPER BIG POWERFUL MEN FROM SUPER BIG POWERFUL CITY.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 30, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions
I know it's tempting to say that, but Jeter, Posada, Rivera and Petttttittttttttte have all been there for like 15 years (briefly interrupted in the last case).
Cano, Hughes, Chamberlin and Gardner are all products of the system; Johnson was too (just returning home). Is there anyone in baseball that beats that track record?
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 30, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
when you can overpay to keep talent
i’m sure every team out there could give a track close to that.
They touched me where it hurts most... - Ozzie
How many teams can afford to keep all those guys?
While still adding other good players. Most other teams are forced to pick and choose.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You know teh answer to thatt.
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by winningugly on Apr 30, 2010 2:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
witty
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
We're going to catch them off guard
with our deadly Nix, Lucy, Pierre combination.
"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton
You forget the secret weapon.
Don’t fuck with Omar.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Apr 30, 2010 12:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
OMAR! OMAR!

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 30, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
man, money ain't got no owners
only spenders.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
the cheese stands alone.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
Are we secretly trading them to the Yankees?
And then putting them in their starting line up, because that would be pretty deadly..
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like our chances
Big Game Freddie is on the mound. He loves the limelight, he likes to boogie, he loves the disco floor.
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
nice, UG
tracy morgan will be getting me pregnant tonight, so i will require great things from you good mens and wimmins
ram6, beck4, jones9, pk3, rios8, q dh, teahen5, lucy2, pierre7. Garcia pitching.
lies, all lies.
i was only like a year too late with my alexei to leadoff prediction.
Donny's first start in NYC?
He likes the bright lights. Expect big things.
And Che will morph into Slash. Watch for it.
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by winningugly on Apr 30, 2010 2:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
donny! is probably the greatest big game player of his generation
considering makeup, talent and value to the team.
Neither.
After a 2008 game where he faked a bunt and slashed a hit I tried to get “Slash” to stick. Didn’t.
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by winningugly on Apr 30, 2010 4:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
but on the plus side, alexei's play has screamed nothing but leadoff man since opening day!
Cashing checks and having sex.
He did get a walk last series...
Only on the White Sox could you so easily find a replacement for Pierre that has an even lower OBP.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
there you go again, looking at career stats to make decisions.
gain some weight, nerd, so you’ll have a gut to rely on.
zOMG
that sure is depressing
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 30, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
If Q can't play the field due to injury
I’ll take Pierre batting 9th over letting Kotsay play.
Did Nix ever play OF in the minors? I don’t see how he could be worse than Pierre.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
good choice to lead off with alexei. he has absolutely owned pettitte. 2.667 OPS.
*(3 plate appearances)
I meant consistently enough to be our starter for now
Not like a 2 game stint due to the rest of the team being awful.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions
So not only do I not know my team
I don’t know how to use the reply button. Dammit, I need the weekend to start.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
its 5 oclock somewhere
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Time to drink and drive!
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by winningugly on Apr 30, 2010 2:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Teahen, Lucy and Pierre
Every pitcher’s dream.
I’m guessing 2 for 9 combined…both hits by Lucy.
"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton
teahen will hit a double and walk twice
PRINT IT
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
if you aint first, youre last
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Just say no

"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton
dont get me started a .08 is ridiculous.
its the idiots that have one and drive like maniacs that ruin it for the rest of us
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 30, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
oh and MADD can suck my ____
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 30, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
those goggles i put on in highschool?
well sorry! i dont drink and drive with bifocals on!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 30, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
speaking of 5 oclock
i cant wait for free drink tonight and NOT watching this game. i kno wfreddy showed life last outing but, i mean, hes facing the yankees…. slaughter house tonight.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
well at least i'll get some souvenirs
going tonight and sunday, should have a chance at catching some bombs off freddy tonight. haven’t seen him in person before, not looking forward to it against the skanks. buehrle on the other hand…
where you sitting?
nys prices come down at all? went to a couple games last year once in bleacher once with decent seats in RF 2nd row on the 2nd level. fucking 60 bucks for those decent seats and 30 for the bleachers, where the action is like looking down on a valley from atop a large hill.
weather is hot, walker can only have himself to blame
bleachers tonight, 428 on sunday
wherever that is. my buddy got the bleachers for $35 on stubhub… i heard they’re usually $12 seats. fucking ridiculous. all the seats behind home plate were practically empty.
think on sunday i’m in the upper deck front row on the right or left. hadn’t been to the new stadium before, looks like the views here are better than at old skanky stadium.
i really like this line up
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 30, 2010 5:27 PM CDT reply actions
Wait until you see the revision!
Cowley:
A. Jones scratched with back spasms, which means Nix is in right field. have fun with that.
ut o
back spams arent good.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 30, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions

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