Fun With (Retired) Numbers
With today being an off day, and it being too early in the season for us to really have anything to write about on these worst of days, I decided to do a little research on retired numbers. The tradition started with Lou Gehrig's number 4 in January of 1940 following his retirement. Since then, 203 more numbers and names have been retired by the 30 franchises in Major League Baseball (30 of these are Jackie Robinson though, so alter the number if you'd like). While looking all this up, I found some interesting things. Also, if you haven't checked out the awesome graphics for retired numbers on the new and improved Baseball-Reference, get yourself over there.
- The most common retired number in baseball (other than 42) is 5, having been retired nine times (Brooks Robinson, Carl Barger, Lou Boudreau, George Brett, Johnny Bench, Willard Hershberger, Hank Greenberg, Joe DiMaggio, and Jeff Bagwell).
- Until last season when the Astros gave Bagwell the honors, the number 4 was tied with 5 for top dog (Luke Appling, Earl Weaver, Duke Snider, Ralph Kiner, Lou Gehrig, Paul Molitor, Mel Ott, and Joe Cronin).
- The Cincinnati Reds are not allowed to officially retire Pete Rose's number 14 due to his lifetime ban, but the only player to wear it since is his son Pete Rose Jr.
- The Nationals decided not to continue honoring the five numbers they retired as the Expos. The Montreal Canadiens have banners hanging from the rafters in the Bell Centre to honor Quebec's finest.
- Including the Nationals stupidity, five teams have only retired Jackie Robinson's number. The others are Arizona, Colorado, Seattle, and Toronto.
- Everyone knows that the Yankees have the most retired numbers (17), but do you know who comes in second? Three teams do actually. The Giants, Cardinals, and Reds all have retired thirteen numbers/names.
- There are a combined six players and managers who have their names retired because they existed before numbers: Ty Cobb (DET), Grover Cleveland Alexander (PHI), Chuck Klein (PHI), Christy Mathewson (SF), John McGraw (SF), and Rogers Hornsby (STL).
Five teams have retired the same number twice. Expect a sixth as soon as Mariano Rivera retires.
- The Chicago Cubs have retired 31 twice, both done last season to honor Ferguson Jenkins and Greg Maddux.
- The Cincinnati Reds have retired 5 twice. They originally retired it in 1940 after catcher Willard Hershberger tragically committed suicide after blaming himself for a loss to the Boston Bees. Two years later the Reds unretired it, only to send it back in 1984 for Johnny Bench.
- The Montreal Expos retired 10 twice. Once for Rusty Staub in 1993 and again for Andre Dawson in 1997.
- The New York Yankees double-retired 8 in 1972 to honor Bill Dickey and Yogi Berra.
- The St. Louis Cardinals are the only team to currently have 42 retired twice. The first time was when the league retired it in 1997. Then in 2006 they retired it again for Bruce Sutter.
There are fourteen retired numbers that have only been retired by one team each. They are: 12- Wade Boggs (TB), 13- Dave Concepcion (CIN), 15- Thurman Munson (NYY), 17- Dizzy Dean (STL), 22- Jim Palmer (BAL), 25- Jose Cruz (HOU), 39- Roy Campanella (LAD), 43- Dennis Eckersley (OAK), 45- Bob Gibson (STL), 50- Jimmie Reese (LAA), 53- Don Drysdale (LAD), 72- Carlton Fisk (CHW), 85- August Busch Jr. (STL), and 455- the Fans (CLE).
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FACT: President Obama cannot name a single White Sox player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX0PSoCTFas&feature=player_embedded
Gotcha politics at its best.
Yawn.
This is worse than admitting you did blow.
Wait, no it’s not.
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 6, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I took the question to be...
(as I think the President did too) what White Sox players did you like growing up? And he answered that honestly by saying that he didn’t grow-up in Chicago or grow-up being a White Sox fan. Isn’t the real crime in that interview his reference to “ComiNsky Park”? Granted, half the Southsiders I know say the same thing, but come on! Still gotta love that he pulls out the hat. Good for Obama!
thank you
and irrelevant to retired numbers
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
It was Cominskey Field, fer Chrissakes.
You wear the colors, you know the history.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
by winningugly on Apr 6, 2010 4:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
As long as he knows the code
to send our nukes. Id rather that than knowing who Kotsay is. Plus do they really think he referred to Mark Buerhle as Pitcher when he called to congratulate him!?!
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 7, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
44 degrees, i like that
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Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 7, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Imagine all the people.
No religion equals no Savior. What fun is that? And no child molestation. Or at least severly curtailed child molestation.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
by winningugly on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Please. This is hardly starting an argument about abortion.
Besides, labeling it “gotcha politics” implied that I think it’s stupid that this was even news
Yawn.
by reardenmettle on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Sex
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Gay sex.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Euthanasia
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Anything is possible on a baseball site!
Actually, “sex” was supposed to be “sez” but my phone corrected it for me. So I piled on the mistake.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ssssh...
Ozncoop’s delicate sensibilities are at stake!
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Did you hear the one about the priest and rabbi taking a walk through the park after their weekly lunch?
They see some kids playing and the priest says “I’d like to fuck that little boy”. The rabbi looks at the kid and says “out of what”?
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
A pretty good one for the priests.
Unfettered access to young men for hundreds of years with their anonymity in tact. Plus multiple relo packages. Just like the Navy.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
by winningugly on Apr 6, 2010 5:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And support from the hierarchy.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pretty good story about that
act 1 is a good listen
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/404/enemy-camp-2010
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 7, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
OM: quick question
Where did those Maoists come from, and what’s their beef that leads to such violence?
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I haven't paid much attention to goings on over there, but I'll assume they went out and killed a bunch of people.
All I know is they’re one of the billion left-wing extremist groups trying to overthrow the government. They don’t really have a strong presence where my parents are from, so I’m not familiar with their “manifesto.”
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Abortions for some
Small American flags for others!
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Apr 6, 2010 7:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Hilarious.
The bobbing and weaving.
larry. A kind word for everyone.
What a disgrace.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say again. I am ashamed that this man is a sox fan.
by Samuroth on Apr 6, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why? I missed it before.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My sox fans are white
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Apr 6, 2010 7:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
My Sox fans are Sox fans.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
that...
and I hate this countries government.
by Samuroth on Apr 6, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, you're previous opinion was solid,
but you just jumped off the deep end here kido. I’d like for you to spend a week in a country like Iraq or Haiti, maybe then you could realize what a spoiled waste of space you really are. Oh, and by the way “countries” aint no word…hillrod.
The season of Oz is upon us, be afraid.
I'm not saying I don't love this country.
Don’t get me wrong I know we are spoiled. But to praise a man who STEALS from us just because he’s in power is wrong. I think the Iraqi’s would agree with that. My argument is not about quality of life. It is rather about how the government isn’t as glorious everyone makes it seem. THAT is all.
by Samuroth on Apr 6, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
This makes me smile
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
THIEVING BASTARDS!!!
good thing I didn’t fill out the census form. obama won’t steal from me if he doesn’t know I exist.
He'll come in the night!
Like a Nazi, or a Jap! And steal our babies! THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!!!
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Apr 6, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
"You sir, step on up here"
“You look like the kinda guy that wants to win a little money. All you gotta do is follow the cup and win the money.”
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
bad Idea
rumor has it that for every question you don’t fill out they fine you $5,000 for not completing it. They always get theirs. They always get theirs.
Rumor has it, if you don't capitalize "They" when referring to "Them"
They ship you over to Liberia. True story. It happened to my stepdad’s wife’s son.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Apr 6, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
or
just capitalize “They” at the beginning of a sentence…
These aren't the "Theys" you're looking for.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
wait...

Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
those sons of bitches
making us follow the US Code of Laws…
You do realize that nobody has been prosecuted since 1960 for not filling out the Census?
Oh wait, you hear rumors. Nevermind then.
ok
good find but…Don’t lie to them cause
“The census taker who collects your information is sworn for life to protect your data under Federal Law Title 13. Those who violate the oath face criminal penalties: Under federal law, the penalty for unlawful disclosure is a fine of up to $250,000 or imprisonment for up to 5 years, or both.”
as per you link.
phew, thanks for that.
I was about to become a census taker and then sell everyone’s information. now I know better.
The last two people that were fined for not filling it out
Were charged a whopping 100 dollars for not doing so, in 1960.
One minute you are bitching that “they” are trying to act above the law, the next that they are trying to enforce it.
i don't think the average person has that in their checking account.
do average people have checking accounts?
do they have yachts? butlers?
i hate average people.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well they are violating a federal law
You can do 5 years in the Pen technically… so that is pretty light IMO
as a census taker
it is illegal fo me to disclose PII under title XIII. BUt dont turn in you mail, so iget to work longer.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Apr 7, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
He did say he was a census taker
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
that was some
inexcusably bad typing. but yeah, census people are legit to talk to.
Lurking since 2006
of course They are.
you know, rumor has it the founding fathers were all freemasons. that’s why They put into the constitution that there had to be a census every ten years.
by larry on Apr 7, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Something about then number ten being the true number of the beast
George Washington and Ben Franklin both had ten fingers AND ten toes. Coincidence? I think not.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Someone understands the Liberian deporation laws.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
This is a joke, right?
You can’t possibly be so fucking stupid/ignorant as to believe this, right?
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
of course i don't
why would I say. “Rumor has it..” granted that was supposed to be taken in a sarcastic voice but the ways of www don’t exactly cater to that effect. Next time I will disclose sarcasmn
Wait a second...
I remember you from last year. You are one of those idiots who has a smarter then thou attitudes who simply cannot believe that some people have a different political opinion then yourself. You then label these people as “sheep” because your simpleton mind cannot accept this.
I understand people have other opinions.
if they didn’t why would we be having this argument. And besides ARGUMENTS are stimulating. It doesn’t matter if you hate the person because he has a “smarter than thou attitude.” I personally find all your comments back intriguing. Never said I win or you win or she wins or he wins.
problem is
you are not posting arguments. Just a few posts above this you attempted to use “rumors” to rebuttal a point.
i think most iraqis would love for their government to steal from them more so that they could have 1/10th of the services we have.
You're talking to a man that doesn't believe in highways
or public schools. Let Halliburton teach em!
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Please don't sully the name of Beckham like this.
"Qualls took over, and then Konerko took over." - Joe Buck
Besides, isn't the company called Xe now?
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Apr 7, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I love that song.
“Bart listen, the Coast Guards playin’ The Doobs!”
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Countries...
Most assuredly a word.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
your cromulent comments embiggen all of our vocabularies
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
This should be interesting.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
this argument already happened last year when he through out a pitch.
go dig it out of the archives
With spelling like that, you could make a great sign at a protest.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
We should make Obama show us a White Sox Ticket
Why won’t he do it. Does he have something to hide?
by 815Sox on Apr 6, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Mobile rec
Just spat put my honey nut from laughing so hard
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Apr 7, 2010 7:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's okay.
It’s not so much the spelling as it is the wrong word choice.
Being an immigrant to this nation of ours must be hard. What’s that? English is your FIRST language?
My apologies sir!
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Liberal Media!

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Apr 7, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
He could think Pujols plays for the Sox.
Fact is the president bashed the fan base of one of the most popular teams in the country (you know, the people who he needs votes from) just because they’re our cross town rivals. Makes him a Sox fan in my book.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Apr 6, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
"I like some of the Cubs, too" is "bashing"?
You are not in my foxhole. OUT!
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
i can't wait to be on your death panel.
thank you, president obama.
by larry on Apr 6, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I will dance on your grave.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
by winningugly on Apr 6, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Trib was a plaything for him.
He ain’t hurting.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
hee hee
Cheat “but Im only 34…”
then larry calls in security
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
t\This video did a slow motion breakdown of Obama's pitch,
I’m not gonna lie his form wasn’t bad. But his release point left a lot to be desired. Kind of sums up his time in office….ZiNg!
The season of Oz is upon us, be afraid.
Ozzie can't pronounce a single player's name correctly but we let him manage.
No big deal
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
by justjc on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
we've retired too many numbers
I think there are better ways to recognize a club great. Anyway, cant we just put Ted Lyons picture on the wall, and someone can still wear #16?
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
right, I forgot the exception rule regarding players with geographical similarities
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
i would assume 35, 14, 56
will all eventually be retired…. and 23 should be retired as well
Kenwo4life=ratings
i hope 15 and 20
are retired in 20 years.
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
LeBron James has nothing to do with our team, KenWo.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
now you're just being silly.
perhaps you’d be surprised to learn that chicao escarrega was worth 7 WAR in 1982.
I say only retire the number if he (A) makes the HOF, and (B) played for the Sox for 10+ years.
The retired numbers and statues and shit are insane. Retiring the number of a non Hall of Famer is really small-time.
"Qualls took over, and then Konerko took over." - Joe Buck
After brushing up on my Sox history, this means unretiring Harold, Minnie and Pierce's numbers.
And I’m fine with that.
"Qualls took over, and then Konerko took over." - Joe Buck
lick my nuts assbag...
all 3 should have their numbers retired. My dad is a fan of the sox for 50 years and swears pierce is the best pitcher the sox have had over that time… if you are the best over a 50 year span i think you should get your number retired.
Harold was brought into the organization as the number 1 overall pick and went on to have an outstanding career when there wasn’t many outstanding things going on.
The Sox history is small time…. so if we have to honor our best guys, whether they are hall of famers or not… then so be it.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Retiring numbers of non-elite players is a loser-ass thing to do, It's Cubsy.
"Qualls took over, and then Konerko took over." - Joe Buck
harold baines was elite....
from what i hear and read so were billy pierce and minnie minoso. they deserve everything the club decides to give them… retired numbers, statues, appreciation days…whatever. what is so wrong with celebrating your franchises greatest players even if they aren’t in the hall of fame. they are definitely all white sox hall of famers.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I would sooner retire a number for Jermaine Dye than Baines
Baines played for five different teams, never brought the Sox a World Series and hit less than 400 home runs in his career primarlily as a DH. No retired number for being better than average. Retired numbers are for legends.
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
harold baines: 22 yrs in MLB. career 120 OPS+. jermaine dye: 14 yrs in MLB. career 111 OPS+.
plus baines played 10 full seasons and parts of a few more with the sox. dye played 5.
it’s hard to control getting traded. it’d be nice if he hadn’t, but i’m sure he’d agree.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Complaining about retired numbers is even worse.
And I’d rather the Sox retired a bunch of numbers than erect 5 new statues every year.
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2010 6:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Noted. I will try to more closely align my complaints with yours in the future.
"Qualls took over, and then Konerko took over." - Joe Buck
.HSA has been polishing them?
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
HSA, erection, and toupee in the same thread.
I would like to rec this whole exchange.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
A cutback in statues?
larry. A kind word for everyone.
Oh, and feast on my grundle, chodezilla.
"Qualls took over, and then Konerko took over." - Joe Buck
by RWShow on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
so you're expecting big things from teahen, eh? well, i hope you're right.
Cashing checks and having sex.
lol no but the Ventura/ Dye combo was pretty special for about 15 years
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Calling for Teahen's number to be retired already - wow!
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
Back when teams first started wearing numbers
in the early 30’s, the numbers would be 1through however many players were on the team. E.G. If there were 15 guys on the team, their numbers would be 1-15. It wasn’t until later that teams had numbers in the 30’s and 40’s.
by Dewey LaMarr Hoyt on Apr 6, 2010 4:02 PM CDT reply actions
didn't some teams distribute numbers based on batting order?
or is that a myth? i thought i had heard that’s why ruth wore 3 and gehrig wore 4.
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
the yankees used to
which is why ruth was 3 and gehrig was 4
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
rugby is still like that
if you have a lower number you are a starter, higher double digits means you are on the bench.
more specifically
1-15 are the starters and your number corresponds to your position, i.e. 2 is the hooker, 11 and 14 are the wings, 15 is the full-back. i lucked out and got to wear 14.
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
Look, I don't need a uni number
to ID the hooker. I just ask MarketMaker.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
by winningugly on Apr 6, 2010 5:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Really. Effin kids.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i've never seen that bitch in my life.
whatever she told you is a lie.
Cashing checks and having sex.
"Oh my god, you killed a hooker!"
“Callgirl! She was a callgirl!”
“No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers!”
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Highly recommended.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Hiding them in the box spring is WAY harder than it looks in the movies
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Its like riding a bike...
or so I’ve heard
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Who elected a black president?
God damn liberals.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Bart:Obama::Hedley Lamarr:W
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
Finkel is Einhorn
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
lucked out?
you were playing wing. hardly consider that lucky
bird law in this country is not ruled by reason
by soxshenanigans on Apr 6, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey U-God! This post hasn't been trampled on by Cheat yet.
He’s way overdue.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And before you ask, no. Not till tomorrow night.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 5:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100406&content_id=9104236&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
AJ on Hawk:
“That’s awesome, because Hawk has been around for like 900 years,” Pierzynski said when told of Harrelson’s compliment. "That’s cool to have someone give that compliment. "
Fun times with Pierzynski.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Apr 6, 2010 5:49 PM CDT reply actions
Ozzie on AJ
“A.J. is a baseball player,” Guillen said. “That’s the edge for him. He’s always in the game. He thinks ahead all the time. He’s aware of what happens on the field. A.J. has great baseball instincts. That’s different from being smart. He’s a player, who grew up playing baseball, and that’s what makes him so good.”
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2010 7:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Check out the statue they're unveiling on Wednesday
signature
by billyok on Apr 6, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
nice.
"I could give two (bleeps) about it," Buehrle said. "I think this whole Facebook, Twitter, all this stuff is ridiculous, if you ask me."
I rec'd it for the effort,
even though it loks like he is catching his own feces.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
by winningugly on Apr 6, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And he looks a little like a mummy.
But hey, waaaay the fuck better than what I could do, so rec.
"Qualls took over, and then Konerko took over." - Joe Buck
I'm trying to encourage him. He's creative, and thus sensitive to critique.
I know that is a foreign concept to you.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
image reminds me of when someone takes a picture of someone dancing and they look like a spastic retard
Those images shouldnt be bronzed either.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
I enjoyed "The Ringer" greatly.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
like i said,
god you’re a fucking pussy. move to disneyland and you start acting like a girl. what happened to “this is the serengeti”?
Disney World, fuckstick.
Disney World. And it isn’t CHINA’s fault. I blame my daughter and 10 years of marriage. In a row. To the same woman.
And you should talk. You pussed out for money and SSS ownership interest. Where is the WFB, Jr., stilletto? Huh? Where’re the guts?
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
I'm sensitive to late payments but critique I have no issue with
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by billyok on Apr 6, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My favorite retired number fun fact it about the Miami Heat
Prior to 2009 the only numbers retired by the Miami Heat were 13 and 23…those numbers were retired for Dan Marino and Michael Jordan respectively.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Apr 6, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow
thats pretty retarded.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Apr 6, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
the bulls should retire VDN's number
right after all paying fans get a shot at him in the dunk tank.
I am sorry. I take partial responsibility for wrecking this thread by opening Pandora's Box.
I will attempt to use the power to kill a god to slay the ghost of SSH2005.
Yawn.
If nothing else, this thread should be submitted to MLB as to why there should NOT be an off day after opening day.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Apr 7, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
It really got off the rails there a wee bit
Still nowhere near the SSS HOF for “off the rails threads”
no, the pity party previously linked at BCB is a better example. ugh.....
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Well I am out for the evening.
Hope you guys all enjoyed a the little chaos injected into your day off by may ways of pushing buttons. Going to the game tomorrow to see Jake. Go Sox!
What happened to "These colors don't run?"
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Apr 7, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
had to look up the LGT thread for mb's sick play. love this exchange.
Marson hit one, Buehrle kicked it with his foot. Rolled toward the first base line. He ran, got in while facing homeplate, and flipped it with his GLOVE through his legs without looking to Konerko, who barehands it for the out.
by xrickx on Apr 5, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He then pulled out a picture of all of our families and spit on it.
As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I’m getting a start.
by bigbrabbs on Apr 5, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cashing checks and having sex.
Why?
So you can blow this one off too?
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
No no no
Weren’t you paying attention earlier?
“Your making a seen and people are starting to stair”
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Holy. Shit.
First week of the season, and we’re already down to this?
Once again, I can’t believe I read this whole thing.
Big Thumbs down on this thread folks.
Ugod I like the original post and attempt for off day filler.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
The hooker stuff was fun.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Apr 7, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
This is why we cant have nice things!
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
As your official doppleganger, expect such things in the future.
except they will be used incorrectly, inappropriately, and in un-funny ways.
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 8, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I am sorry. I should have realized that any mention of President Obama even in an apolitical context was likely to spark controversy.
Yawn.
by reardenmettle on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Or bring out the wingnuts.
But what will we do tonight when the game is cancelled?
By 7:00 the winds will be howling off of the lake and temps will be in the low 40’s with 80% chance of rain.
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
There's always The Wire or American Idol
Yawn.
by reardenmettle on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, if you're really looking to derail a conversation here
The only thing worse than mentioning Obama is mentioning The Wire in the same sentence as American Idol.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
you just did it...
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
starts this sunday
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was great.
Couldn’t name his favorite player(s)?
larry. A kind word for everyone.
no it doesnt
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
On the other hand I get it now
As I drove in this morning, late, cold and wet. It hit me. JAKE FREAKING PEAVY is pitching for the White Sox today. It brought a smile to my face. Yes he pitched last year but it was over at that time.
In small part this is what KW had to be thinking as he made the deadline trade.
I love “MY” pitching staff!
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
Dig it.
I wasn’t planning on going – but I’m probably going to check it out. Hopefully the rain stays away.
BTW – I get google alerts for “White Sox,” and due to the fact that the President didn’t know who Nyls Nyman was while growing up an A’s fan in Hawaii, I’m getting a bunch of alerts linking to blogs of people who think this proves…something.
It does lead to an interesting point – it is so much easier to follow baseball in this day and age. If you were growing up in a place without a major league team, you had to rely on the box score in the paper, Sports Illustrated, nighttime AM radio, and the NBC Game of the Week. Since the Sox sucked big time in the 70’s, the only time they were on national TV was to get the crap kicked out of them by a better team.
Flagged
Too much sanity.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Should get it in.
Will be cold, but latest update from 7-12 shows chance of rain between 20-30%.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
Im still mad at that prick Peavy for passing on the deal the first time.
but I am planning on going to watch him duel with Carmona in the freezing rain tonight.
I hate Linebrink for it.
His piss poor attempt to recruit ensures him a place in hell.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
That's because its a 73% chance of snow now!
Maybe?
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Yep.. It's just a great feeling
When Thornton came in during the first game, I was thinking.. were going to get a shut out here on opening day, and now the Indians have to deal with Jake Peavy next. It doesn’t get much better then that.
I’m just glad no one was around to see my stupid grin.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Thorndog
The ’pen put on a clinic Monday. With a 6-0 lead, I thought it was Linebrink proof. Good thing Ozzie decided against putting that theory to the test.
Yep..
Opening day, no need to get crazy. Get off on the right foot, and let Linebrink suck in a different game.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe Pos on MB's play:
If I could sum up my general philosophy on the game of baseball, it might include all sorts of scattered and confused thoughts about poetry and statistics and how teams score runs and what makes for great pitching and the Willie Mays catch, and the Fisk homer, and the Doggie homer the next day, and Pujols against Lidge, and Ozzie going into the hole, and Joe Carter pulling Mitch Williams, and Kirby Puckett at the wall and Pedro in bloom, and Maddux on the outside corner, and Buck O’Neil telling a story, and Rickey stealing third, and Beltran rounding second, and Duane Kuiper diving and on and on and on and on.
Or it might be the following simple statement about the Mark Buehrle play.
I don’t think Paul Konerko had to barehand the ball. But I’m SO glad that he did.
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/
"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos
by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
so any chance this game gets played tonight?
just looked at the weather for Chicago tonight, yikes. it’s 85 fucking degrees here already, but chicago is set for freezing rain.
Just started raining again on the Northside
Not that it has anything to do with the weather at 7, but it’s definitely not great out right now.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't this posted already?
Pete and repeat.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
I love you guys.
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."
falling near 44, i like that sign
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Light rain. The rain will come to an end around 6pm. Cloudy with temperatures slowly falling to near 44F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 7, 2010 5:21 PM CDT reply actions
Are you related to Chiburb?
"Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen five or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment."

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