Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
http://twitter.com/cst_sox/status/13209042780
about 2 years ago
larry
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wow, hes at it again for no reason
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
i like how ozzie seems to have forgotten that he did it 24 times for him.
if swisher was a very horseshit player, i’d like to know how he describes players like pierre.
yes they are comparable
But JP’s career OBP is higher than Swisher’s was when he was with us. Plus Swisher’s career OBP is only 13 points higher than JP’s. His OPS is 100 points higher, but not everyone is going to be a homerun hitter. When you steal bases at a 75% clip that is worth something that OPS doesn’t measure.
If statistics make you pessimistic about your own team then you know you're a redneck.
If you don't understand statistics and yet you're pessimistic about your own team then you're just a jackass.
If you're a cubs fan then both apply regardless of how optimistic you are that "THIS...IS...THE YEAR!!!"
by jermainesjerman on May 1, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
My 1B player is Konerko (Who is White, not dirty)
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on May 2, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
is it on the scoreboard?
didn’t think so.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 2, 2010 4:31 AM CDT up reply actions
ummmm, no i'll stick with ops thanks
If a supposed power hitter and OBP machine beats out one of the most hated free swinging, slap hitting, noodle armed speedsters in the game by only 100 points for OPS… he’s a horseshit player
not that JP isn’t, although he’s at least fun to watch (if you’re not a redneck)
oh and if you like licking the sweat off 50% of a moneyball players moneyballs i hear jack cust is available. he’s even better than JP at defense i hear
If statistics make you pessimistic about your own team then you know you're a redneck.
If you don't understand statistics and yet you're pessimistic about your own team then you're just a jackass.
If you're a cubs fan then both apply regardless of how optimistic you are that "THIS...IS...THE YEAR!!!"
by jermainesjerman on May 2, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
lol.
you certainly win dumbfuck of the week. “only 100 points”. brilliant.
by larry on May 2, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bill dumbfucking James
.9000 and Above A
.8333 to .8999 B
.7667 to .8333 C
.7000 to .7666 D
.6334 to .6999 E
.5667 to .6333 F
.5666 and Lower G
If statistics make you pessimistic about your own team then you know you're a redneck.
If you don't understand statistics and yet you're pessimistic about your own team then you're just a jackass.
If you're a cubs fan then both apply regardless of how optimistic you are that "THIS...IS...THE YEAR!!!"
by jermainesjerman on May 2, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
with all due respect to bill james
we’re in 2010. baseball analysis has long, long moved past bill james. and it’s moved well past OPS, too.
I found this exchange pretty entertaining.
Thing is, he chose OPS as his stat… and JP’s career OPS is .716, Swisher’s .821.
JP: 85 OPS+, Swisher, 116 OPS+
I suppose more useful… JP: career (11 seasons) -1.5 wins, Swisher: (7 seasons) career + 5.5 wins
In OPS grade statistics (like the one he posted above, Swisher would be a C+, Pierre a D-
by Shoeless In SC on May 4, 2010 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I think this is a fantastic quote.
“A very horseshit player.” The modifier is astounding. I highly recommend this quote.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
lol
he was pretty much horse shit. i’ll give the devil his due on this one. fuck swisher
Kenwo4life=ratings
No, Ken. He was VERY horseshit.
I have been chuckling for an hour after that one.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
im not on the FNS train but this I can agree with
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
too bad i benched jones today, indictive of the way my season has gone so far
two of the backbones of my rotation (de la rosa, anderson) are on the DL. i took strasburg so that is looking like a bad gamble at this point as I really need the roster spot.
thank god for colby lewis, although of course he became the first texas pittcher since ryan to throw a shutout and get the ND.
my roster looks good on paper but so far I’m 6 under .500 as we play week 4.
fuck it, go sox. prove me wrong and get to .500 by june 8th.
you benched Jones with those career stats against Javy?
golf clap
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
i am not around during most the games (on vacation) so i set my lineup whenever i can, jones was scratched, i had no idea if he was heathy today, oh well i got 85 and sun and the beach, fuck fantasy
I did the same thing
I had an 8:45 class this morning and didn’t realize our boys were playing that early today.
So it goes…
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
If you bench the greatness that is Andruw Jones
You deserve to get burned.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on May 2, 2010 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I just did a bunch of research on Peavy for a fanpost I was going to do...
doesn’t really point to much, going to have to wait for more data. One thing that stood out though is according to PitchFX he’s throwing his 2 seam fastball 23% of the time, which is outside his career norms. He’s throwing the 4 seamer only 30% of the time, which is again way down.
I haven’t been able to watch any of starts except the 1st one (again, month long vacation) but I have a question for those who have:
is he really throwing a 2 seam fastball almost 1/4 of the time? My theory is that the PitchFX data has just been refined to the point that they are now classifying it as a 2 seamer instead of a 4 seamer, although that is just a hunch.
He has almost “given up” on the slider according to PitchFX, although again it could be partly just a small sample and partly the classification of his other pitches to a 2 seamer, which can appear similar.
Is he really throwing a cutter 10% of the time? Again, not having seen him I have no idea, but according to PitchFX he’s throwing a bunch of pitches a bunch of different percentages than his career norms. Could be a small sample, could be the evolution of a pitcher, could be PitchFX classification problems.
I would love to have a savvy reporter ask him these questions, but it knowing the Sox beat reporters it’s not going to happen.
Velocity is down, but only slightly, to 91 on the fastball from 91.8 last year and 92.6 in 2008. Velocity usually drops as pitcher ages but most can make up for it with "knowing how to pitch’. I’m not that concerned about his velocity.
Control is a huge problem as is keeping the ball down. 41% of his pitches are going for fly balls and 10.3% of those are leaving the yard.
His walk rate is 6.28 per 9 innings, which, yea, blows.
One more slightly interesting piece of data, which might be related to the walk rate is that batters are only swining at 22% of his pitches outside the strike zone — he isn’t getting many guys to “go fishing”.
might formalize this into a fanpost later, but really the only conclusion I an draw is that it’s 28.2 innings and Jake Peavy a) can’t find the strike zone, b) when he does find it he’’s finding it right down the middle and c) he might be trying to become more of a “pitcher” than a “thrower” (see his velocity, pitch types) and that the transition is not going very well.
I’m not that worried about him after reviewing the data, I just think we need to realize he’s a solid number 2 starter at best, and he might (because of an adjustment period in his career) make those type of number 2 stats until later on in the summer and fall.
We can only hope the Sox are still around the pack of he does.
Off topic
I know you had a personal family situation, I hope you are doing better. The day that I read your post my dad had a heart attack, then a few days later my parents got in a car accident. They are totally fine now at this point, but I emphasize with you right now.
The Sox were well-aware of Swisher’s outgoing nature that could be viewed as being self-absorbed, especially after one incident in which he showed his bobblehead doll to his teammates in the clubhouse
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/05/swishers-fist-pump-noticed-by-guillen.html
you know, i would have thought that the terrible incident that would be cited as the case in point for why a player is shipped out of town would be something far worse than showing your teammates your bobblehead.
by larry on May 1, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
swisher's gay larry, that's the allusion. christ, get me all the homos you can find that can OPS over .750 and maybe the Sox could have an offense again.
Swisher has a gay larry?
Wonder if his larry has to polish the bobblehead just like our larry had to polish Cheat’s bobblehead to get “editor” status. ;)
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on May 2, 2010 11:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Swisher's bobblehead, eh?
In my collection of Sox crap, I have Swish’s bobblehead, and Wilson Betemit’s bat. Two years after the trade, which is worth more?
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
theres no worth
you take the betemit bat and smash the swisher bobblehead
Please find Jay Cutler some help...
seriously, fpk, faj, and fjd
is this why he got shipped
by onlysoxfaninbasel on May 2, 2010 4:46 AM CDT up reply actions
new sig!!
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
Well at least the Sox won
After the Hawks completely shit the bed.. I will save my analysis for Second City Hockey, but suffice to say we have had some major problems carry over from the end of the season
Chicago Sports- We get your hopes up only to shit the bed.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on May 2, 2010 12:26 AM CDT reply actions
yeah yeah, reply fail.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on May 2, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
It was a reply fail.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on May 2, 2010 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions
But to actually answer your question-
I was referring to the past few years, specifically the Hawks getting their asses kicked tonight (and the fact they didn’t go 4-0 in the quarter finals…)
The Bears signing Cutler and crapping WAY the hell all over the place last year.
The Bulls- The kids can play… until the playoffs, and this year, hell they didn’t even deserve to make them.
Well, Chicago Sports has to include the Cubs, and well… 2007-2008 for them… or, in one word- Soriano.
The Sox- ’Nuff said.
I should qualify all of this by pointing out I was in my formative sports years during the early 90s- You know that point in your life… where getting to third with any chick no matter how ugly she was is only slightly more important as your leadoff hitter getting to third.
The Hawks ALWAYS made the playoffs –
From ’89 on, I had Roenick and Belfour.
Chelios stepped then up, and the Hawks hit the finals in ’92.
The White Sox- 1990, last year at the old park. Would have been amazing if not for Oakland. Guillen, Walker, Ventura, FISK! (oh yeah… Sosa…I’ve got a game program from opening week of ’91… best thing ever seeing him, Bo, and Guillen in the lineup)
I had the ’93 White Sox starting rotation, oh… and the Big Hurt…
Oh yeah… and then ’94, when I still think the Sox could have taken it all.
Chicago Bulls- 1990-1993. Yeah. And then some.
Cubs- Ummm, who cares? I don’t know what they did off the top of my head.
So yeah… other than 2005 for our Guys, which I will forever hold near and dear forever… Chicago Sports have really sucked in the past 10 years… the teams make some big name signings, and then fail to live up to our expectations. YMMV.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on May 2, 2010 2:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Dude, we've still done okay for ourselves.
Bulls: Exploded once the core team of the 90s disintegrated. Rebuilding ever since. Poised for a very solid 2010’s decade. You’re spoiled by the fact you (and I) grew up during a decade of legendary Bulls teams.
Hawks: Yeah they’ve been pretty bad, and this one falls on ownership. New owners? BETTER EVERYTHING. Again, 2010’s are looking good.
Bears: NFC North always has some random team do well it seems to cockblock the Bears out of the playoffs (except Detroit). Still, the Bears made the goddamn Superbowl one year with Orton as the primary QB, the playoffs in another year they had no business being in (2001 I think). 2010’s aren’t looking especially rosy, but each year is a relative surprise waiting to happen. And if the current year’s surprise is a shit in a box, next year might be magic. Not a bad decade for bears fans, just a couple high expectations that were failed to be met.
Cubs: In the most appropriate twist (and over-simplification) ever, a cubs fan cost the cubs a world series shot in 2003. Everything past then has been evidence of the price of hubris for cubs fans everywhere, thinking they were going to be actual threats for the WS.
Who’s left? The Sox? Dude, we’ve over-performed the entire fucking decade, with the biggest problem being a repeated failure to close August strong. Other than that? If you’re a Sox fan who hates how this decade played out, um, fuck you. I’d rather have been a Sox fan than any other team. Name a team and I’ll tell you why.
If you’re only judging a sports team’s worth by their championship-getting-status-that-year, you’re a goddamn idiot.
Point of my post... "Chicago Sports- We get your hopes up only to shit the bed."
You’ve just strengthened my whole argument. Thank You.
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on May 2, 2010 2:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I believe
you mean the Bears made the superbowl with Rex Grossman as the primary quarterback. Orton was the primary quarterback the year before when we made the playoffs after going 11-5.
FNS
FNS fns fns fns fns dirty bastard
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did you know...
that Nick Swisher is on the cheat’s fantasy baseball team? Utility player.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
stick with nick
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without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 2, 2010 4:35 AM CDT up reply actions
if ozzie dont like him
i dont like him.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 2, 2010 4:33 AM CDT reply actions
FNS and those guys who dig him-

Not that there is anything wrong with that… other than FNS.
Once more?
FNS
i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17
by South Side Expat on May 2, 2010 5:35 AM CDT reply actions
this has been a pretty banner week.
sox won 2 games on the road trip, I retired T dogg…. what else can go right? maybe Buehrle will throw a gem today!
Kenwo4life=ratings
Failure.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess I don't get the holy fuck part
That Kotsay’s leading off or that it’s yet another permutation?
Fuck nick swisher
Check out Kotsay's comps list on bball ref, it makes perfect sense now:
Similiar batters through 33:
2: Darin Erstad!
oh ozzie ozzie ozzie.
you maniac.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
Sox might be a little tired today
The team hotel was two blocks away from last night’s bomb scare
“I think they handled it really well,” Guillen said. "At 2 o’clock in the morning, I was up watching the news and the mayor came on (television) to talk about it. He looked pretty good for 2 in the morning. They handled it very well. We should feel proud about the people in New York the way they handled it.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
yea I saw that last night, man, doesn't look like the work of a professional (ie al queda or homegrown)
but still very scary and it could have def hurt or killed some people had it gone off like planned. Wonder what hotel they were at….
Love Easyheat’s quote: “I heard sirens last night,” Thornton said. “I didn’t think anything of it. I just thought it was a normal Saturday night in New York.”
Let’s hope Bobby didn’t make a drunken foray out to a street meat vender at 3am.
If its not looking professional
It is most likely home grown. Wouldn’t be surprised if its a hard right nutball…
























