White Sox Sign LHP Alan Embree
White Sox signed left-handed hurler Alan Embree to a Minor League deal Monday and assigned him to Triple-A Charlotte.
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and you came in and you gave up runs without saving, now we'll send you away, oh Randy
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
by rhythm on May 11, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
well done.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 11, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't sure wtf ya'll were talking about...
So I of course googled some things. I found this gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTqdQNzqUqI&feature=related
That’s Mark ’Oh’s 1994 video: Randy (Never Stop That Feeling)
I am now more confused than before
by Shoeless In SC on May 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
try this one
and dont feel too bad for missing this reference.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
fuck i wish wearing shit like that was still cool
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
oh it is.
maybe not in Iowa though.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
touche haha
when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher when he said that a certain point in the song needs to be an ‘oh mandy’ moment.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
you had me at boys choir.
had me laughing at you.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
haha i know right?
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Exactly what I was thinking
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
why not? it's iowa, so both grooms could pull it off.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 11, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
In with the old, out with the old...
The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell
holy crap, no kidding.
I guess Ray King was not available?
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
I...am not left-handed!
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on May 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
love me some aziz
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Makes parks and recreation a show worth watching
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on May 11, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Going to see his stand-up in June
How am I supposed to get my dick hard when it’s so COOOOOOOOOOLD?!
did we just teleport to a 5 star hotel?
nah baby that just Hotel Luxury Linens! by the way, the technology for teleportation doesnt exist yet, you must be kinda stupid.
he went off yesterday on twitter about a restaurant that closed on mondays. dudes funny as hell
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
I want to meet his cousins Harris and Darwish.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on May 11, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
strange, i though you were harris?
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
I don't watch hour long dramas on USA, and I've never ate Cinnabon.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on May 11, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually played in extra in that show for shits and giggles when I was in LA for a few months
he was the funniest person there.
This is getting stupid...
Yea that 96 mph fastball with no movement
needs a fast ball with movement like Bobby – moves out of the field on a regular basis now
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
I'm just glad Randy finally can become our go to lefty and hopefully our closer
Sig seemed to be bad luck for Beckham, so i am changing it too...
THE ENTIRE TWINS 25-MAN ROSTER TO THE ALL STAR GAME!!!!!
by nsam93 on May 11, 2010 2:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
umm... does this mean I have to take physics again?
on the upside, its time for me to get my college bender pants back on.
seriously. even limp bizkit is back
from leno last night
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
imposters. that red baseball cap is facing forwards.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 11, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
my junior high self is fuckin elated.
i might have to make it to one of their shows, if they come close enough
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Yes!!!
I actually have two of their albums. I busted Chocolate Starfish out about two years ago on a road trip with my boys. It was hilarious. I haven’t touched it since.
by Shoeless In SC on May 11, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
so youre saying you did it all for the nooky?
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
by e-gus on May 11, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i like the song break stuff myself
it reminds me of johnny drama- or myself smashing the tv remote after another grounder to the pitcher by juan pierre
Kenwo4life=ratings
break stuff is awesome
the video… i dunno. re-watch it for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
i think everyone in the world makes a cameo on that vid. Pauly Shore seals it.
by Shoeless In SC on May 11, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
needs moar longoria
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
You have to have AJ at 2
if Becks is 8th. Can’t hit them both at the bottom. Rules exist.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
i hate to say it, but,
i kind of like that lineup
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
no you dont.
you just know that beckham needed to be dropped down. sure, you like 3, 4, and 5, but as far as a lineup goes, it kinda makes you want to puke
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
haha thank you for that slap in the face
i needed it
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
For what's on our roster
This would be near my ideal lineup. I kind of think rios should hit 2, but he’s been knocking guys in and alexei possibly, but he might be one of the few guys who takes less walks than AJ. Beckham should be hitting 7 or 8. I think he will really benefit from this. This will be the day The Savior comes back from the dead.
Sig seemed to be bad luck for Beckham, so i am changing it too...
THE ENTIRE TWINS 25-MAN ROSTER TO THE ALL STAR GAME!!!!!
by nsam93 on May 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
for today
I approve of this message. I like AJ second for now.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
I cant believe Ozzie went with back to back lefties.
"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly
I don't care if it last
I just want Ozzie to be fluid right now. Go with the hot hands.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
Did you know Josh Fields was the last Sox player to hit a HR in his first ML AB?
Sigh.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
stole this from another site: beckham vs kevin orie
Year 1
Beckham – 430 plate appearances / 43 extra-base hits / 63 RBIs / 7 steals / .270 BA / .808 OPS
Orie – 415 plate appearances / 36 extra-base hits / 44 RBIs / 2 steals / .275 BA / .781 OPS
was just thinking the same
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
With all due respect
That’s a pretty dumb post
Sig seemed to be bad luck for Beckham, so i am changing it too...
THE ENTIRE TWINS 25-MAN ROSTER TO THE ALL STAR GAME!!!!!
by nsam93 on May 11, 2010 4:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hatchetm I mean
It just seems that those stats aren’t close enough when u are comparing stats smaller than a full season. It just seems like I can do a lot of comps like that.
Sig seemed to be bad luck for Beckham, so i am changing it too...
THE ENTIRE TWINS 25-MAN ROSTER TO THE ALL STAR GAME!!!!!
by nsam93 on May 11, 2010 4:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
When Lou Gehrig was 24, he had 117 extra base hits, 175 RBIs, a .373 BA and 1.240 OPS
Therefore, Gordon Beckham sucks.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 11, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, I bet no one will ever get Gordon Beckham's Disease
except maybe OLD
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
Sophomoreitis?
"[Woods] says he’s been playing with a bad neck for about a month and thinks it could be a bulging dick." - Golf Channel reporter Win McMurry on Tiger Woods’ early withdrawal from The Players Championship
baseball reference doesn't even have similarity scores up for Beckham yet.
lets wait on comparing him him by his professional numbers until he has a full year of ML ABs under his belt.
what??! shit! what is he talking about? everything is changed. why? oh, fuck. what's happening.
Cashing checks and having sex.
man is toronto getting hosed.
have to move their series against the phillies to philly. fuck capitalism.
hey swisher...........you know.
if they get the gate
its worth it. Not making any cash up there….
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
i meant more for the team itself (schedule fairness etc.)
and the fans that wanted to see halladay return.
hey swisher...........you know.
I fucking dislike alan embree.
I was in a Milwaukee bar when a bunch of white sox came in…. called Embree the wrong name ( I think I called him adam or something- i was fucked up) he snapped off on me. i felt like jacking him in the mouth.
this was the same time that royce clayton and I got into it….. Jon Garland and James Baldwin on the other hand are great guys. We played pool. it was outstanding. After the sox clinched the central in 2005- I went to the cleveland series…. hung out with Garland there….. He remembered me from 2001 in milwaukee. He brought it up not me. I must have been something that night. a 21 year old KenWo was something special…. i’ve calmed with age.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Reminds me of the time i played poker with Richie Zisk and Oscar Gamble.
Fucking Gamble borrowed money from Zisk to call my hand when he had Aces full with 10’s. I turned over my 4 7’s, took their fucking money and told them not to quit their day job.
by mick10 on May 12, 2010 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Alexei
Owns Slowey, Ramirez my pick to click tonight.
MERCY!!
by Adam 'Dynasty' Daniels on May 11, 2010 5:47 PM CDT reply actions
teahen has better numbers than alexei against slowey.
so do rios and aj.
so i’ll make quentin my pick to click.
hey swisher...........you know.
teh logic, you haz it!
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Teh Twinn fans I know already are coming out of the woodwork.
We’d better kick some ass, or it’s gonna be a long week.
when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2010 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
yup
we need these 2 games big time
MERCY!!
by Adam 'Dynasty' Daniels on May 11, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha just noticed the sig
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
this reminds me of when a co-worker said HI this morning....
and i turned and said hi, and then realized he was talking to someone else.
Kenwo4life=ratings
That's why I keep a bluetooth in at all times
Stops me from looking like an idiot….
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 11, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Like a priest to a Webelow
when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am rec'ing this based on the sig alone
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 11, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
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