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Under The Bridge: A Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Preview

A brief look at an opponent we play this week.

Dates we play them: 5/19-5/20 and 7/5-7/8 at home, 9/24-9/26 @ Los Angeles

Offense: A potential lineup: Erick Aybar-SS, Howie Kendrick-2B, Bobby Abreu-RF, Torii Hunter-CF, Kendry Morales-1B, Hideki Matsui-DH, Juan Rivera-LF, Mike Napoli-C, Brandon Wood-3B.  Bench: Kevin Frandsen-3B, Ryan Budde-C, Reggie Willits-OF.

Much like us, the Angels have a below average offense.  They draw fewer walks, hit less homeruns, and strike out more, but they do hit more doubles.  And they can't use a horrific BABIP as an excuse (team .283).  Erick Aybar, however, can.  He's drawing walks at almost double his career rate, but a BABIP .037 points lower than normal is nerfing this positive change.  He's been brutal defensively so far, but looked good the past two seasons.  He will not match last year's breakthrough.  Howie Kendrick is yet another fragile second baseman.  If he could last an entire season he could be a 3-3.5 WAR player.  So far he's maxed out at only 105 games in one season.  He constantly puts the ball in play, and as a result he rarely walks.  Like Aybar, he's been good defensively in the past but not so much yet this season.  Odds are they'll both fix it before October rolls around.  Bobby Abreu has continued to somehow stave off the effects of old age.  True, he'll never be a 30-30 guy again, but another 15-30 season like last year is very possible.  He's slowly getting worse, but not at the extreme rate other hitters his age have over the past few seasons.  His defense is atrocious.  My least favorite centerfielder, Torii Hunter is still raking out west.  He's also still saying stupid things.  His bat is still good enough to make up for the fact that he hasn't been above-average with the glove since 2005.

Star-divide

Kendry Morales finally got to a play a full season last year, and did not disappoint.  34 homers and a .924 OPS are pretty nice.  I think having the balls to try escaping Cuba 12 times is more impressive though.  He's headed for some harsh regression this year, as he doesn't look likely to crack 30 homers or a .300 batting average this year.  If you want to play the lazy comparison game, you could hope this is what Dayan Viciedo could become.  Wrong, Morales knew how to walk in the minors.  Did you know that Hideki Matsui actually appeared in a Godzilla movie?  You do now!  Matsui has gotten off to a very rough start and seems to be in line for his worst season in the majors.  He's striking out more than ever, and while his BABIP is low, it will probably never be as high as it once was thanks to his old/bad legs.  The Grim Reaper may be coming for his career.  Juan Rivera finally had another good season, the first time since 2006.  That being said, he won't crack 500 AB again.  He's been decent in left.  Jeff Mathis getting hurt finally forced Mike Scioscia to start Mike Napoli regularly.  Napoli's tremendous pop (.233 career ISO) has been good enough to keep his value positive even though he is terrible defensively.  Sounds a little familiar.  Brandon Wood will never live up to the hype his amazing 2005 season brought.  He is an AAAA player at best.  The .08 BB/K ratio is my favorite part.

Pitching: A potential rotation and closer: Jered Weaver-RHP, Joe Saunders-LHP, Ervin Santana-RHP, Joel Pineiro-RHP, Scott Kazmir-LHP, and Brian Fuentes/Fernando Rodney-LHP/RHP.

I like to imagine that Jered Weaver brags to his brother about already having a better career in under half the time to his older brother Jeff Weaver.  Then Jeff smacks him senseless with this.  Thankfully we get to miss Jered this series, as he has held us to a team OPS of .379 against him in 5 starts.  He's having a good season and could post a new career high in strikeouts.  He throws a high-80s/low-90s fastball, a slider, a curveball, and a changeup.  Saunders is a lefty that pitches to contact and walks a few too many guys for his low strikeout totals (1.7 K/BB career).  He's off to a bad start because he has walked just as many hitters as he has struck out so far.  He's an innings eater at best.  He throws the same stuff as Weaver, with a slightly better fastball and slightly worse everything else.  His changeup is erratic.  If you follow Ervin Santana's career WAR trend, he's due for an at least 3 WAR season (he has a weird trend of doing good in even-numbered seasons).  He has a low-to-mid-90s fastball, a devastating slider, and a changeup.  His slider is his money pitch.  A proud graduate of the Dave Duncan School of Groundballers, Joel Pineiro made the potentially dumb decision of moving to the American League.  So far, so good though.  He'll only get about 100 strikeouts a season, but walks so few hitters and posts such an extreme GB/FB rate (2.54 last season, 2.21 this) that he can get away with it.  He won't match last season, but a 3-3.8 WAR season isn't a pipe dream.  His sinking fastball is his main weapon, but he also has a slider, a curveball, and a changeup.  Scott Kazmir is another wonderful example of talent flaming out.  I mean, he's still capable of 2 WAR season, but his monster 2007 is beginning to look like an aberration.  Kazmir has always walked his fair share of guys, but in the past he could get away with it by blowing hitters away with his stuff.  That has gone the way of the dodo.  His once mighty fastball now sits in the low-90s.  His slider hasn't been good in half a decade, but he seems to have found his changeup.  Probably too little, too late.  Brian Fuentes has struggled so far this season (shocking!), so now the Angels' depth chart lists both him and Fernando Rodney as the closer.  They should really just stick with Fuentes.  Brian has a better K/9 and isn't currently relying on a BABIP over .100 points below where it belongs.  Regression is going to hit Rodney like a freight train.

Outlook:  Hey, another pre-season contender scuttling!  This may be the year the Angels finally cough up their choke-hold on the AL West crown.  Too bad we're also bad this season.  Prediction: 4-5 season series.

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Nice

Thanks. What these teams miss is Orlando Cabrera!

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 19, 2010 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

i know right

look what losing OrCa did to the expos

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on May 19, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Look at what losing OrCa did to us!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on May 19, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for this.

So the luck of not facing a #1 pitcher continues, but maybe the unluck of it not mattering will change.
I try not to visit the Right Reverand’s Temple so don’t know: are Halo fans as pessimistic as SSS posters seem to be? On the ledge, or more laid back as left-coasters?
Last question (due to laziness): Can they be run on? You know Ozzie will try, is there anything to suggest that isn’t wise against Napoli and their staff?

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

if napoli is behind the plate

run like hell

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on May 19, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its the Sox Ugod

They run like hell this year anyway.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 19, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is the series they've been dreaming about

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on May 19, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

now, if you could just accept the damn trade in our fantasy league....

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 19, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can take them.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who needs Torii Hunter when you've got Juan Pierre?

"We see it as an entrepreneurial bill, a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care. You won’t have to be job locked." - Speak of the House Nancy Pelosi on what Obamacare is really all about

by tailgater on May 19, 2010 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

says who?

where’s the grey box?

You can have your religion. Baseball is my placebo.

by Mitch. on May 19, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

"With all due respect, that’s a pretty dumb post" - nsam93

by RWShow on May 19, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

why not

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 19, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gonzo brings us this:
Sox lineup: Pierre LF, Nix 3B, Jones RF, PK 1b, Rios CF, AJ C, Quentin dh, Ramirez SS, Beckham 2B, Danks p

"With all due respect, that’s a pretty dumb post" - nsam93

by RWShow on May 19, 2010 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

fial

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 19, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Photo finish.

"With all due respect, that’s a pretty dumb post" - nsam93

by RWShow on May 19, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I make up for it with precision!

"With all due respect, that’s a pretty dumb post" - nsam93

by RWShow on May 19, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I dont care about being first, I care about getting it right."

RWShow = Peter Gammons

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)

by e-gus on May 19, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ixnay gets dusted off

finally a chance to see some different shit

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on May 19, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I an holding my breath.

Over/under on errors? 2.

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Under

"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"

by Brush Back on May 19, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

thissa nice.

i dunno if its the suck of the angel, or the sox coming off their first road sweep of the season, or the impending methup… but i’m strangely optimistic.

i only wish freddy was starting tonight instead of danks so i could have confidence in our pitching.

by Trooper on May 19, 2010 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of methup... does everyone already have their tix in case of a rainout?

I’m thinking specifically of WU, who’s flight could be delayed by storms here.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are being handed out at the game last I heard.

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on May 19, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

by some blood relative of his that also might fly in through storms.

but this is about wu, git.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 19, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well he did say everyone

I was just answering the first question.

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on May 19, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blood come in Thu.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

HSA is on it. Thanks.

Storms will not deter me. We’re tough in Orlando. We eat lightning for breakfast.

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if wu is delayed, I'll be there with the tickets... I'm carrying them onto a flight tomorrow.

Besides, I think we’re all still meeting regardless of rain out. If anyone chooses not to come for Plan B in the event of no-game, I’ll mail them their tickets as needed.

sox bumboclot me bloods

by homesickalien on May 19, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plan B? I received no info on that. Please post it here for me, KenWo, and WTGTD.

kthxbai.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

ya think?

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey srsly where my emailz?

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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by e-gus on May 19, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Like drinking poison, like eating glass.

by Teahenny Penny on May 19, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's it! NOBODY's getting an email! None of you!!

Except for LockportSox, and her Sox logo krispies.

sox bumboclot me bloods

by homesickalien on May 19, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

LockportSox is a she? When did that happen?

(whispering): has she gone OLD yet?

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

She was at the Teahen's meet-up. Keep up OPOS!

And no, none of that. She’s pure class. And be nice please.

sox bumboclot me bloods

by homesickalien on May 19, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, we all met Teahen???

"With all due respect, that’s a pretty dumb post" - nsam93

by RWShow on May 19, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why didn't anybody slap him??

"With all due respect, that’s a pretty dumb post" - nsam93

by RWShow on May 19, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is she cute? Old? Great personality?

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

2/3

maybe 3/3 but I too want krispie treats

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)

by e-gus on May 19, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah. She's old with a great personality!

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

come see for yourself

my mrs. is trying to back out so if someone missed the boat I may have a spare ticket.
if you dont take it…
jah rasta man, you got dibs, as long as you put de sinting inna de bag.

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)

by e-gus on May 19, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

is this what it takes to get a Chiburb to the methup?

You can have your religion. Baseball is my placebo.

by Mitch. on May 19, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope. See post above yours.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it too late to change this thing to Sunday?

Sundays are Nancy Faust Days.

Do we have the tickets yet?

You can have your religion. Baseball is my placebo.

by Mitch. on May 19, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

we should have just crashed the tweet up.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/ticketing/tweetup.jsp?partnerId=ed-3549805-138504888

open bar for $20 more!

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)

by e-gus on May 19, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Once you g(r)o(w) old…

…you’re into old ladies.

"With all due respect, that’s a pretty dumb post" - nsam93

by RWShow on May 19, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're asking about Plan B now?

That ship sailed 20-some years ago.

Like drinking poison, like eating glass.

by Teahenny Penny on May 19, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on May 19, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

??

??

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tiger's doctor in hot water

Story here.

"We see it as an entrepreneurial bill, a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care. You won’t have to be job locked." - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on what Obamacare is really all about

by tailgater on May 19, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was yesterday. I obviously have my supsicions, but haven't heard anything but speculation yet.

I thought hoodie was reporting something new.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not exactly sure what the uproar would be

What, we think he put some hgh in his knee? Yawn.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 19, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

first there nothing saying he did anything wrong

second the implication that this would account for his ass kicking of the tour this past decade is weak.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 19, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personally I think Duvall juiced

and it promptly ruined his career. All speculation on my part though.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 19, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does it really matter at this point?

Is he worried about tarnishing his reputation even more?

It’s not like he’d have to give back his winnings…his soon-to-be-ex wife will be taking care of that.

"We see it as an entrepreneurial bill, a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care. You won’t have to be job locked." - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on what Obamacare is really all about

by tailgater on May 19, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duvall is getting divorced? Now I'm crushed.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smartass

"We see it as an entrepreneurial bill, a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care. You won’t have to be job locked." - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on what Obamacare is really all about

by tailgater on May 19, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Robert?

He was pretty buff in “Apocalypse Now”, but he still looked ripped in “The Great Santini”.

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

doesn't matter

if he was doing it he broke the rules and all his titles should be stripped

by hoodlight on May 19, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 19, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

just the British Open, mind.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't mention "strip" in front of Tiger

He’s a sex addict you know.

"We see it as an entrepreneurial bill, a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care. You won’t have to be job locked." - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on what Obamacare is really all about

by tailgater on May 19, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What would be wrong is actually having to hear about golf without Tiger Woods.

It should be a felony.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on May 19, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't know if the PGA could survive.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe there, but here many casual fans will cease to tune it

if Tiger doesn’t exist.
Perhaps the minority who play the game will continue to watch, but I can hear the tuners being switched to curling as I type.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone else will come along

he’ll probably kill himself now anyway – won’t be able to cope with all this new lot of stuff and his caddy leaving who is his best mate

anyway he’s been shit this year anyway

by hoodlight on May 19, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

he can console himself with more skanks.

or try different drugs. I don’t see suicide in his immediate future.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

amusing

arguing woods isn’t that important and then calling him shit for getting fourth in the masters. high standard.

by larry on May 19, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The head of the PGA talked with my MBA class about a year and a half ago

We asked asked him if he worried that so much of the PGA’s success was wrapped up in one person. He blew off the question like it was stupid. I’d like to here his answer now

by joewho112 on May 19, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think people look at Phil Mickelson, John Daly and other golfers thinking roids

Since it is a precision sport, how much can you really gain other than injury risk anyway.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

but it is not everything, you still need a short game to win

and putting will make or break you. I would think roiding up would seriously mess with your putt stroke at first.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

who cares about if something is everything.

incremental differences are what matters at the highest levels of sports.

by larry on May 19, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still say the smart golfer would see the risk (legal, injury, ball shrinkage)

wouldn’t be worth the incremental reward.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have no clue.

but i know that ultra-competitive people – which is the sort of people who tend to play sports professionally – tend to do whatever they think will provide a net reward.

by larry on May 19, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I don't see the net part of the reward in golf after you factor in all the costs.

So you outdrive a guy by 30 yards, it just means he will use a five iron while you whip out the seven or the nine on the next shot. It’s not that big of a gain for all the risk in getting it. Also, none of the physiques in golf that I have seen, sans tiger, suggest much of a workout, let alone illegal enhancement. I buy it in just about any other sport, but golf?

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

first off, you need to take another look. more guys in golf are physically fit than ever before.

second, ask any golfer the difference between hitting a 5 iron versus a 7 and they’ll tell you it’s huge.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 19, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

have you seen bigger, stronger, faster?

i think everyone, especially sports fans, should see it.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 19, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

not talking to me, but i have and concur.

thank you, netflix instant-view

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 19, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll have to

I guess part of my problem is I also generalize golfers as smarter on the whole than baseball, football, basketball players and thus, more risk averse. I haven’t watched golf other than highlights but the guys I’m seeing in those highlights hardly look juiced.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 4:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

ball shrinkage?

small potatos make the steak look bigger.

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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by e-gus on May 19, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hitting home runs isn't all there is to baseball.

Quicker recovery time seems to be a major issue for any sport.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on May 19, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Faster recovery from workouts and injuries (again).

Not really fair to non-users.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 3:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This kind of seems like a steroid ignorance in general

not to say I’m an expert by any means, but I had to argue with a group of people who thought steroids are not prevalent in the NFL.

by CWSKeith on May 19, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

They test there you know

(snicker)

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ignorance or apathy?

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on May 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, and yes.

Even Wilbon was just saying he couldn’t care less any longer re: PED’s, since it’s all about improving performance. And no one else cares. (I do, but I’m weird about ethics.)

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apathy? I'm not sure...

people (generally speaking) certainly don’t seem “apathetic” with regards to Bonds, McGwire or other big name baseball players who are surrounded with suspicion (or have been caught). Or maybe I don’t pay enough attention*?

*I only watch ESPN when there’s a game on and don’t listen to a bunch of sports radio (anymore). My tolerance for the typical “sports-talk” and all the ametur psychoanalysis that goes along with it is rather low.

by CWSKeith on May 19, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

People are apathetic.

Once the story dies it fades from memory. McGwire is working for the Cards as a hitting coach, fer Chrissakes. He diffused the issue in March with an awful performance and no one bothers him any more.

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

People still hate him.

La Russa offering him a job didn’t change that. People hate La Russa too.

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 20, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

The vitriolic reaction to his presence has stopped, for the most part.

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

this thread sucks so far. good write up, but shitty thread. lets jazz it up a bit.

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 19, 2010 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

kinda looks like omar, actually

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 19, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

KILL IT!!! again

repeat as necessary til its all KILLT!!!

by Trooper on May 19, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love child of Gary Glitter and Little Richard

"We see it as an entrepreneurial bill, a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care. You won’t have to be job locked." - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on what Obamacare is really all about

by tailgater on May 19, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice. Very nice.

Where is the underage boy/girl?

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You want jazz?

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice writing, U-God.

These previews are appreciated.

Like drinking poison, like eating glass.

by Teahenny Penny on May 19, 2010 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Quit sucking up to the editors.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should cloak this just because.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

say hi to your mother for me would ya?

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 19, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey egus

did you know danks’ dog’s name is Gus?

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 19, 2010 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Did you know Egus used to be Gus here?

I forget whether SBN or he fucked up, but the change to “e” was forced.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 3:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

nope.

Did you know my left nut is named little Bouj and his twin is ouma?

just kidding. They are Lucious and Rollo.

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)

by e-gus on May 19, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i felt so honored for about 1.5 seconds.

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 19, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rolo Tomasi is better.

"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010

by South Side Expat on May 19, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

ITA or ITM?

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)

by e-gus on May 19, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

all eleven of dem.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 19, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love you

i say again: please please please let you be real.

by Trooper on May 19, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT - easy way to get a sharks fan to tell you to fuck off: "nabokovthenet"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 19, 2010 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Post of the day!!!

WTF does it mean?

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 4:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

play on SJ's goalie name and where he's failed at making sure the puck isn't

clever? no. childish? you bet.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 19, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hee

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 19, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

really? ESPN has a uni-watch?

Buttons vs. No Buttons is a hot topic?

"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo

by justjc on May 19, 2010 5:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

"theres only one problem, he started with the wrong hole."

Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)

by e-gus on May 19, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

alert the dogg, apparently there will be tons of bitches in the parking lot friday
Support Sox for Strays. If you’re attending the game on Friday, May 21, be sure to stop outside of Gate 5 to visit with Jamie Buehrle and adoptable dogs from Found, a no kill animal shelter in Chicago. As part of Sox for Strays, a program supported by the Buehrles that features adoptable dogs and supports local shelters, Found will be collecting supplies for shelter. Fans who bring a donation will be entered to win an autographed Mark Buehrle item. Found’s wish list includes: leashes, collars, e-collars, dog bowls, dog treats, dog beds, Kong toys, dog brushes, clean towels and blankets and dog crates/carriers. Sox for Strays will partner with a different Chicagoland shelter each month.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 19, 2010 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Leashes, collars, clean towels, and Kong toys?!?

Sounds like you meant to post this for HSA.

The only race that matters is the race to the bag …
Ernie Harwell

by Chiburb on May 19, 2010 5:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I doubt the towels are clean.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on May 19, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never did see larry's jack rag.

I believe he leaves it in the car in order to gag his victims.

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 19, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010

by South Side Expat on May 19, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didn't get it.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 19, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did.

Of course, I paid. And that has made all the difference, IPOS.

when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 19, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

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