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April's (S)mall (S)ample (S)ize Review

Okay we get it. It's been hammered into this community all too well. It's been justified (sorry timberlake). It's been mocked and it's been plainly well-explained. If it weren't we'd know that:

-Paul Konerko will hit 80 homers this season - really he will.

-Robinson Cano is the best hitter in the game.

-Livan Hernandez will challenge Tim Lincecum and Roy Halladay for NL Cy Young

Now Kong will hit his dingers, Cano is actually very good and Livan maybe drank an elixir, BUT I'd give 1,000 to 1 odds right now that not 1 of those things above will remain true. Okay maybe not 1,000 to 1. Cano kind of scares me. Of course SSS doesn't erase or soothe the feelings of being 6 games back in the standings. Bet somebody 10 dollars a coin flip. Go down 60 bucks quickly and let them talk about sample size.

Star-divide

Over the next couple weeks I'm sure Cheat and Jim from Sox Machine will lay out in eloquent prose the mistakes of the roster. Things like "why the f*$# don't we have a DH" or "why is Pierre in the leadoff position?" The pieces will all be right of course. SSS however has a different purpose. It's to let us know that 6 games is not the end of the world, not some insurmountable objective. Lord knows the Sox have blown a couple of 6 game leads in recent memory. As before this wasn't created to serve as a new source of enlightenment. We have other rock star posts for that; rather its just a spot to put some quick numbers together for your viewing pleasure.

Record 9-14

RS 92

RA 111

2009 (12-10 101 RS/101 RA)

About 10 runs scored and given up less than last year at this time.

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Offensive

April & YTD numbers

 

 

 

.223/.308/.390  team wOBA  .313

.698 OPS (9th in AL)

3.6 (11th in AL)

Yikes. Now we've talked a little about this just being a bit of bad luck. The team's BABIP stands now at .225 with the next closest at .263. I understand the trend can't continue but damn. Remember those coin flips? Waiting for regression to the mean can sometimes be both expensive and frustrating. Yes the team is 2nd in home runs but they're last in doubles. Dead last.  I know hitting coaches don't blah blah blah. I don't care. Fire his ass. When the eventual turn around happens "insert name here" gets the credit, until we call for his head next year.

DH- Ummm. I give up and I'm confused.

1B- Konerko .293/.413/.784 wOBA .483. No, that's not a misprint. People his BABIP is .193. 15 walks - 8 ks? Well on his way to a decent last contract. Just not here.

2B- Beckham .235/.315/.321 wOBA .289. Gordon, where is the power?

SS- Alexei .221/.231/.312 wOBA .242. Another April + more struggles = promotion to the leadoff spot for lefties?

3B- Teabag .250/.357/.417 wOBA .340. Whew. That was close. Admit it you were scared as hell. 28.3 LD%

CF- Rios .277/.326/.470 wOBA .357. 5 swings. That's all it took. Remember that mumbo jumbo? Well Sox Machine showed us it was a lot more than that. Rios seems motivated and focused.

RF-Quentin .187/.319/.413 wOBA .323. Oh superman. I feel like Samuel Jackson killing his old partner Deniro in Jackie Brown. "What happened to you man? You used to be beautiful." The ring leader in low BABIP. Try .169 on for size. At the end of the month, he showed signs of life. I'm confident Q will be fine overall but 08 seems like a lifetime ago.

LF/DH-Pierre .193/.260/.193 wOBA .226. Did you ever think you would miss Pods?

C- AJ .169/.229/.200 wOBA .203. Somehow AJ managed to do WORSE than Pierre's month. Flowers waits in the wings and, with all this 10-5 talk, people dare to dream. Who the hell would trade for him? AJ's numbers will turn around but until they do, we have the great Donny Lucy (wOBA .509).

DH-LF-RF- A Jones .259/.394/.630 wOBA .447. Jim Thome? Seriously more than a nice surprise. The pleasant aroma of a chicken pot pie. Lots of Ks but we relish the power and he's paid for his contract 4 or 5 times already.

Bench- Kotsay, Visquel, Nix - Literally. Bench them. Nothing to see here move on. Kotsay has been bad (.497 OPS) and probably has taken more abuse than warranted in terms of the failures of the early season. Omar has no business ever hitting at the top of the lineup.

In all honesty, if Jones remains a real major league hitter, the lineup will probably have a good month in May. That doesn't mean they couldn't use another bat but it would be nice if your expected ones got going. A trade is unlikely before June anyway.

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Pitching

Team ERA 4.57 (10th in AL)/ FIP 3.81 (2nd in AL)

K/9- 7.99 very good.

B/9- 4.3 not very good

HR/9- .70 1st in AL

Can the pitching in April be summed up with 2 words? Walks and defense. Why walks first? A team that leads its league in strikeouts and limits HR is a good bet for a stellar ERA. Yes, defense can do you in, but that's the point of strikeouts. Give free passes and pair that up with the worse LOB% (66%) in the AL and you end up with a 4.57 ERA.

Starting staff

           ERA      FIP      K/9    BB/9
Danks     1.55     2.81     8.07    1.86
Floyd     6.39     3.69     7.86    3.69
Buehrle   4.68     3.91     3.58    2.48
Garcia    5.87     5.69     5.48    9.70
Peavy     7.85     5.77     6.91    6.28

Danks- Gee John why not tell us what you really think about not signing a long term deal yet. All factors above average. If you look at his career arc it's been steady with the only bump being the 2nd half circulation problem which raised a few eyebrows. Still early but remember the debate on Danks progression?

Floyd- Well my pick for the best year has started a bit rough. A .369 BABIP against will do that to you. No worries. A few less walks would be nice but Floyd's numbers will soon correct themselves

Buehrle- Screw you Mark. You are the reason we feel the way we do. I mean 6-0 shut out to start the season and then the rest of April. Ks are down and walks are up. Oddly enough his FIP is "lower" than his ERA. That never happens.

Garcia- Ugly peripheral numbers but aided by a .216 BABIP. The Sox had a very good chance to win 3 of his 4 starts but he hasn't had much run support. Watch that 1.57 hr/9, it's not warm yet. I still feel 10x better about Garcia than Colon at this time, even if Colon's results were slightly prettier. Fine as a five.

Peavy- Oh boy. Well one of these kids has not done much right at all. He has almost as many walks as ks. That's fine if you're a knuckleballer but you're Jake freaking Peavy. Why couldn't he save those final 3 games of last year? We'll give him a mulligan for April but he has to shape up. The Sox have zero chance without him producing. Somewhere the central division foes laugh.

The Big 5

             ERA    FIP      K/9   BB/9     LOB%
Jenks       5.00   1.97    14.00   6.00    70.6%
Thornton    3.09   0.77    13.89   1.54    63.6%
Putz        3.52   2.43    14.09   2.35    81.4% 
Santos      0.00   1.93    11.42   4.15     100% 
Linebrink   1.13   1.46    12.38   3.38    83.3%

By the time I went to press (always wanted to say that) Linebrink was not Linebrink. This is April folks.

Look at the FIPs and Ks per 9. Easy to see why Ozzie is excited about the bullpen. Jenks has a .492 BABIP against so scary 9ths aside he's shown very good stuff. Leads should be safe with this group moving forward, even though they have had a bit of trouble early on. Thornton pitches a lot. I applaud that. I LOVE SERGIO SANTOS. Putz seems to have rebounded.

The rest

Pena- ERA 4.22/FIP 4.86- Been sort of forced into the extended role. 2nd to Thornton in relief innings. Tony is still maddening as he has all the tools for dominance but never seems to get there. 6.75 bb/9 tends to do that.

R Williams- ERA 4.66/FIP 5.56- Speaking of walks. 13.03 per 9. Not a fan. Ozzie won't be either if he continues walking the bases loaded.

Overall a very good bullpen. If the starting staff can get on a roll, pitching will be very fun to watch.

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Defense

All these numbers are subject to classic SSS and wild swings but there is a reason the pitching staff has the highest positive margin between real ERA and FIP (.75)

 

Defense efficiency was .701. Solid in the middle of the AL. You can't tell anything from UZR for a predictive nature but again there is value in knowing the results.

-7.8 UZR (last in AL)

-12.1 UZR (next to last)

Noteworthy: Rios is really good (2.1) and Quentin is really bad (-3.4). In fact Q has looked downright scary out there and I'm concerned he honestly will hurt himself. I'd change my opinion and demand he dh but that would put Pierre more in the field. Beckham (1.9) seems to be adjusting nicely and not letting his struggles at the plate carry over to the field. Teahen is predictably bad (-2.8). He cannot play 3b for 3 years. He may not want to hear it but the best solution is moving Teabag to RF, Jones in left and trading for a defensive 3b. I know the staff would like it. Okay I'll wake up now.

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Team Base Running

Per BP the team’s Equivalent Base Running  Runs (EqBrr)

The White Sox rank 10th with an aggregate score of .5.

As promised, more running. The Sox swiped 26 bases. 1st in the AL besting the Rays. They were cut down 9 times for a 74% success rate. I can live with that, especially if the team refuses to hit more doubles. Looks like Rios prefers the 50 stolen bases instead.

Team leader is Quentin (+1.2). Am I the only one that noticed that he actually does look good on the bases? Alexei (1.0)

Team anchors Pierre (-1.0). In all fairness caught steals really hurt your score but it's been mentioned before Pierre looks a step slow.

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Well those are the quick highlights. Disappointing start. Kenwo even managed to shut me up for a bit. My grade would be a D+. Free free to add your own observations. This would all be worse if the Twins had not cooled down a bit, but for some strange reason everyone ignores the Tigers.

Another thing, look at the schedules. The Twins May and June I think is a bit tougher than the Sox and Detroit's May is brutal. An opportunity is there. At least to win the "within" 3 games back poll.

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Of course for May 1st

Linebrink did turn into Linebrink.
A Jones continues to make us wonder what all the fuss about.
And Yankee games do take too damn long…..

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 2, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

HR prevention

isn’t something we can rely on, particularly with that GB/FB rate. the team’s pitching looks like it’s in trouble to me and if that’s the case, you can kiss the playoffs goodbye.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 2, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

they did have the potential

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on May 2, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

did anyone actually expect that?

this team’s SP is in danger of not reaching 17 fWAR for the first time since 2004.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you thought the Sox absolutely had the best rotation in the league

that would be an okay prediction. and i assume there were a few on here who thought like that. but no i didn’t check out the community projection wins wise.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

guilty as charged

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets not get carried away

Last year’s April staff
ERA 4.52 / FIP 4.12

Yes the hr rate will rise but it never got out of control last year.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll say i spoke too soon

insofar as i haven’t seen enough games or done enough research to know for sure. but i’ve been keeping an eye on the starting pitching xFIP and it’s worrying.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 2, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand.

Its not that far off 09 (we want much better), but the team will have more strikeouts and positive regression on its strand rate 66%. It way too low now.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 2, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Just because a sandwich has SOME fecal matter on one end doesn’t necessarily make it a shit sandwich.

It could be a delicious 8’ party sub, with one foot of shit for the coprotarians.

White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man

by KarkoviceIsHawt on May 3, 2010 8:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The DER is fine, I noticed that last night when I looking at the Peavy data

Not worried about the defense, pitching and hitting however…

The walk rate on the staff is troubling, the home run rate is going to be around 10% of all fly balls when it’s all said and done, but the staff needs to keep the ball down because .10 times 40% FB rate or whatever is still a lot of homers.

Too many walks, too many fly balls, US Cellular, not a good mix.

Offense is going to come to life and sure the BABIP is bad luck, but bad luck happens and going forward even assuming neutral luck and I don’t think this team has enough firepower to overcome this start.

We are looking at a worse case scenario so far IMO, and that is even with relatively good health (knock on wood).

I would go ahead and DFA Pierre, move Jones to a DH/OF platoon with Q and have Flowers play every 1/3 day or so resting one of Rios/Q/Jones

not going to ever happen but I can dream

by madvillian on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice ASSS

review

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Donny Ballgame!!!!!!!!

I actually loved him as the backup catcher. Next year he will be backing up whoever starts

VOTE GORDON BECKHAM INTO THE 2010 ALL STAR GAME

by nsam93 on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree.

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

He was producing as much as Castro will.. Ramon needs to be a started to be effective

by 815Sox on May 2, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never received my fusilliDonny.

WTF? We’ll, he’l be crowding T-Flow now.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 2, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

recd

you gonna do this every month? i vote yay.

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

believe he did last year

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mobile rec.

"April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring mathematical elimination day to Kansas City".--- Joe Pos

by Chiburb on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

on the bright side Konerko might actually

Be worth a decent prospect in a couple months if he keeps this up. Jones as well.

by Duck99 on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

tdogg this was a nice write up.

::extends temporary olive branch::

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

omg lol

you sick fuck haha

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ Larry!

accepted Kenwo. Until our next battle.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

z

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 2, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that a dick or a turd?

" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans

without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 2, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

"the best solution is moving Teabag to RF, Jones in left and trading for a defensive 3b"

Never thought of this, but I like it.

Still don’t know who to bat leadoff though, but I like Q as DH a LOT.

And DFA Pierre.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

as i sit and watch the dodgers...

i am left to wonder why oh why can’t we ever get someone as good as Andre Ethier?

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 2, 2010 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Give Becks a chance.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like ethier better than kemp.. but whatever is clever. id take kemp as well.

or Markakis, McCutchen… I do love Rios though. he is starting to prove me right!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 2, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice work, PPB.

Enjoy Jones.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

i should have instagreen powers

" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans

without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 2, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice!

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on May 3, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

great post t-dogg

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on May 2, 2010 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Buehrle.

Since his OD win, and the subsequent “Buehrle-Meter” on ESPN, he is horseshit. Same as when he his his perfecto last year. Mark needs to get into the game and realize that the outliers do not make a season.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 2, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

i blame dan iassogna. and the yankees.

cheating bastards.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on May 2, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll bet $100 on each of #s 2 & 3,

if you’re interested.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 2, 2010 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

$100?

why don’t you just take the bus from the senior center to harrah’s if that’s the kind of action you want. this is tdogg, white boy.

by larry on May 2, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm into edge.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 2, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

100 bucks in 1934 was a lot of jack.

Remember bally’s frame of reference.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 6:10 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not even a no.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

and the day he slumps

the rest of the team is going to fucking explode

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on May 2, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good thing KW won his showdown with Boras

And didn’t cave to get Damon. Why would he with Pierre la douche in his back pocket?

Damon will have more total bases by June than Pierre will have the entire year, but Pierre gets to the park at 6am which is grindy, not good, but grindy.

And he’s versatile. He can be shitty leading off or hitting 9th. Ozzie can be very flexible with his shittiness.

by Duck99 on May 2, 2010 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

He has to get there at 6am

That way he can beat Walk to making the coffee

"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"

by Brush Back on May 2, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even the clueless are curious of Ozzie's ways.

Just got back from coffee with my wonderful nephew. He’s very aware of my love of the Sox, but really has no interest in baseball and doesn’t know an ERA from a BA. At one point he says “Uncle Mike, the Sox really suck, don’t they”? I responded that they aren’t as bad as they’ve looked. He responds “But I was watching the beginning of the Yankee game yesterday and they had the lineups up and they don’t compare very favorably.” I said "well, it’s early and the Yankees payroll is about $80 million more than the Sox. He says “But the Sox’ leadoff guy was batting .084 and he’s 43 years old, and the Yankees’ guy was a ALOT higher”? To which I had essentially no response.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 2, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Easy response for the last comment.

FOG

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on May 2, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup.

and steal his candy next time uncle mike.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on May 2, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

To brighten everyone's day...

Hudson looked like his old self hurling 7 scoreless with 10 k’s

VOTE GORDON BECKHAM INTO THE 2010 ALL STAR GAME

by nsam93 on May 2, 2010 10:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

ydm

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 2, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sox pitchers' lead the AL in K's (194).

Sox hitters’ have the least K’s by far (127) in all of MLB.

We gotta be really fucking good.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 2, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

WSB: King of the Pop up

RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010

an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry

by blackoutsox on May 2, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am very fond of,

“White Sox 2010: Really Good at Bad Baseball.”

AND

“Good” and “Bad” are interchangeable, mas o menos.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 2, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

its white and black

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on May 2, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

See I don't get this

You write these things like they are bad or something. Leading a league in pitcher k’s is a good thing. A very good thing. Last time I checked a strikeout from a pitcher is an out. Kind of hard to for the ball to sail over the freaking wall in the catcher’s mitt.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 2, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Odd

that a team would have those K statistics an have the 3rd worst record in MLB. That’s all.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its April bally

Seriously. Nobody is saying they will win the world series, but if they continue those numbers odds are they won’t have the 3rd worst record. Every once in a while it happens but recent history is those teams have done well.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where's their position on the Can-o'-Corn leaderboard?

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on May 3, 2010 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

100% off topic

The Phillies scored ten runs off of Johan Santana tonight. It was awesome.

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!

by HappyHuman on May 2, 2010 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

only 50% off topic- it was about baseball...

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on May 3, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Crapsticks! reply fail.

Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.

by DrEmilioLizardo on May 3, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

interesting if you are into baseball cards/autograph collecting

the national card show is being held in baltimore august 4-8… white sox are there august 6-8…. may have to take a trip!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 3, 2010 12:39 AM CDT reply actions  

lol blow me i am old and married.

much easier to set up a trip to the card show than it is to go party in vegas. you never know… there could be some hot card show groupies! ::hangs head in shame::

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 3, 2010 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Hey babty, I got a Griffey Jr. Rookie card... let's party."

i don't fuck corned beef.
which is why i don’t eat at subway. by larry on Mar 17

by South Side Expat on May 3, 2010 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

though after looking at prices...

it might be cheaper to go to vegas.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 3, 2010 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

i've never had a cheap vegas trip, even when i went for 24 hours last week.

but you can fly for $400 and get a nice room for <$150/night. makes it a little easier to justify going.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 3, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

ive been there 7 times. am going in september for number 8.

ive come home with more money then i spent 2 times…. i only really went broke once. have had pretty good success there.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 3, 2010 7:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's gotta be the first time ever

It’s been cheaper to go to Vegas than Maryland. I figured United would be giving those flights away. Just a step better than Cleveland or Detroit on the “crime-o-meter”.

Alex Burrows is French Canadian for "hair braid"

by AirTrafficAJ on May 3, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

well the flight isn't...

but tickets to the card show + autograph prices + hotel + tickets to the sox game… it adds up to a really pricey weekend.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 3, 2010 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That at least makes sense.

What do prices run for at the card shows? It’s been ages since I’ve been to one.

Alex Burrows is French Canadian for "hair braid"

by AirTrafficAJ on May 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ridin' high in April, knocked down in May

Or something like that.

The nice thing is that the Skydome/Yankee Stadium ass kicking road trips are out of the way.

Did you know the Sox are back in Texas in July? Have fun with that one, guys.

Three weeks until I get to see some of you crazy people in person!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on May 3, 2010 6:05 AM CDT reply actions  

One more thing

May is the time to find out if the numbers don’t add up…or if this truly is a bad team.

The May schedule is pretty favorable. Good a time as any to turn things around.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on May 3, 2010 7:23 AM CDT reply actions  

i agree

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the edit fix

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 8:08 AM CDT reply actions  

So how much longer before Omar is asked by Kenny to retire?

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on May 3, 2010 8:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Very nice writeup

thanks for all the leg work!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on May 3, 2010 8:39 AM CDT reply actions  

good stuff, mate

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on May 3, 2010 10:02 AM CDT reply actions  

BABIP;

I know it’s a good lucky/unlucky indicator, but BABIP seems to be a suck indicator for some of these guys. Pierre’s BA is the same as his SLG. No extra base hits. Not a solitary lucky ball down the line + SPEED turned into a double. The BIP’s seem extra P’able.

I could look up a Line Drive Rate, or something, but I just don’t have the heart of a Tdogg. (great work Tdogg)

You can have your religion. Baseball is my placebo.

by Mitch. on May 3, 2010 10:41 AM CDT reply actions  

For the team?

LD rate for the Sox as a hole: 16.3

Twins: 20.1

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on May 3, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

You mean

“LD rate for the Sox as ass holes: 16.3”?

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good God. The spelling, she's a-horrible

I went to college, and a reputable high school.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on May 3, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nuns?

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I could blame it on them

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on May 3, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

here's some other numbers

sox lead twins (percentage wise) in scoring a runner from 3rd with fewer than 2 outs, 47% to 40%
but the twins have had 20 more chances at such a situation, 65 times to 45.

also, with a runner at 2nd and no outs twins have advanced runner 42% of the time, sox 31%. (57 chances for twins, 55 for sox)

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on May 3, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

here's some other numbers

the twins have six more wins and six fewer losses in the same number of games played as the white sox.

by larry on May 3, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

well done.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 3, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's going back to Pierre leading off already.

Jesus Christ. What a joke. And I’ve missed some pre/post stuff the last few days….where’s Rios?

by dantesox on May 3, 2010 10:55 AM CDT reply actions  

having a child

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on May 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

hopefully

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on May 3, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seattle cuts Byrnes, Sweeney may be next.

So Seattle is re-assessing its off-season moves in the context of 3 runs scored in their last 32 innings, wasting excellent pitching. The guys who are not producing (save GS) are being jettisoned. It might be a good idea for the Sox to take a page from this.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 11:32 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

if jack z is as smart as everyone says he is

i think the context is slightly larger than that.

by larry on May 3, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Really.

32 innings is a SSS?

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by winningugly on May 3, 2010 12:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

did you read about byrnes riding his bike out of the clubhouse?

"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik

He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST

by U-God on May 3, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I did.

What a goofball – maling about $11M this year. Arizona must be pleased.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 12:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

maybe Seattle saw that the sweep of them was the only series the Sox have won.

Cleveland L
Twins L
BJs tie
Cleveland L
Rays L
Seattle W
Rangers L
Yankees L

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on May 3, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

They suck more than us.

Hard to believe someone else’s offense is worse than ours. And we sit tight while others make decisions for the future.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 12:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

well said mate

from what I’ve seen I can’t see things improving that much

by hoodlight on May 3, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's only 5/3, WU.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

And May includes road trips to MN, Detroit and TB...

…so good frickin’ luck with that.

"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton

by tailgater on May 3, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Minnesota? That's a two-gamer, and we don't know how the Sox play in the new place

Detroit? Sox tend to do well at Comerica.

Tampa? Always a toss-up.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on May 3, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

one might place a bit more emphasis on the teams

and not the stadiums. kind of a more important factor.

by larry on May 3, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Snikies! I agree with larry.

I’m marking my calendar.

The point is…regardless if it’s only May 3, hitting like crap and continually leaving guys on base is a formula for disaster. It will be July 3 with the Sox buried 20 games behind Minnesota…and Juan Pierre will still be in the line-up making automatic outs.

If the Sox could have just hit “OK” up to this point, they could probably be at least .500.

"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton

by tailgater on May 3, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

difference is

byrnes was brought in precisely because he was eminently disposable. if he sucked, they had langerhans (etc.) and the hit was maybe league minimum.

by larry on May 3, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

More ABs for Griffey!

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on May 3, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are problem is

We’d have to cut guys like Jake Peavy & Gavin Floyd. I mean yes, Juan Pierre sucks, but even if he was playing well we would still be losing games.

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on May 3, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Great idea.

rec’d

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's not get carried away here.

the mariners have cut one player. and it’s not like that one player is the only one playing poorly for them.

by larry on May 3, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine, just Peavy.

Sends a message to the other players and lights a fire under them. We’ll be unstoppable.

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on May 3, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

They did send down Tuisosopspsppo.

Also Sweeney does not seem long for Seattle.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 1:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

that's tuiasosopo's third optioning of the season. i guess they were shuffling the roster in mid-april, too.

sweeney is hurt. again. what else is new.

so the mariners have optioned a player. again. and released the guy who they had playing left field when bradley was DHing or hurt. ringing the changes those mariners are.

by larry on May 3, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck it.

tuissappo wasn’t previously optioned. i didn’t think he was on their opening day roster. i guess i should actually read u-god’s stuff.

by larry on May 3, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

They at least see some writing on the wall.

I’d imagine you’d think they’d be acting hastily if they reacted too quickly/intensely to a SSS. We, however, just play 9 card monte with the same lineup.

Except for Donny. Fucker was hitting over .300. Send him down.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 2:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

not really.

they’re moving around highly fungible and disposable parts. teams do this throughout the season. while it’s certainly amusing and potentially viscerally satisfying, what does it really change? it’s not like they’ve replaced these players with anything good or even interesting.

while i’m sure many would love kotsay or pierre or whoever to go, all that is likely to accomplish is eating salary and replacing them with something similar, which, oh yeah, the white sox have to pay a major league salary, too. of course they’re playing with the same lineup. the die was cast in late 2009 for this roster. maybe we see flowers in a month. whoopee.

by larry on May 3, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The reason the Sox might have less fungibilty

is they were knuckleheads in signing Kotsay and Teahan at above-market rates. I cannot believe you are defending the “dance with who ya brung” folks. I get that you didn’t want Pierre, wanted to sign Thome (FJT), etc. But why compound mistakes? Pierre? He’s a dead man. Kotsay? Dead! Niedermeyer????

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 3:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

DH Flowers.

let Omar mentor Becks at SS, slide Che to 3rd, bring up CJ to play 2B. According to Gammons today we need a brother in CF so trade for Bourne.

Hell, I don’t know, but sometimes you cut your losses. Pierre, specifically. I am tired of hearing how great he was replacing Manny last year and how he will be OK. (I hear this from idiot friends.)

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 3:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

whole lotta trades occur in early may.

i don’t want to hear trade talk now because it ain’t gonna happen.

retherford is getting a rude awakening in AAA. i doubt even his ceiling is better than teahen’s, let alone now. and if you don’t like mark’s defense, wait until you see that infield defense.

flowers? maybe. i think he’ll have a terrible time adjusting to the majors. if you’re bringing him up for 2011, have at it, if it’s 2010 you’re concerned about, i’d wait.

by larry on May 3, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

word

the team is stuck with what it has. Kenny took his chances dumpster diving early and missed the boat.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 3, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

dude,

the things you have just said sound an awful lot like stuff in mark gonzalez’s mailbag.

here’s one of my favorites

I’m a life-long Sox fan (65 years old). It’s been my observation that a team that does well in spring training usually does well in the regular season. The Sox finished near the bottom of the pack in spring 2010. Hopefully, this does not portend a poor finish to the regular season this year, but so far it’s not looking so good.

also, is your name rick?

Suck! That’s all I can say about this team. Cut your losses, trade some guys, bring up some of the young guys.— Rick Rannochio

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on May 3, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Rockies won the cactus league and the NL in the same year.

thats all I got.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on May 3, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus WU

I thought you were good with money? What kind of patience do you have. You’re giving Pierre 8 mill for 2 years. You spent money I think you give it more than 23 games.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

pierre isn't a dead man.

he’s probably a true talent 1 WAR player. guess what happens when below average players play even below that average. he obviously shouldn’t be leading off but we already knew that before the season.

again, while it’s amusing to dump players, you kind of need to have a plan to replace them with something that actually improves upon what you’re dumping. i’d like to hear the ideas for that. ozzie appears to be optimizing his playing time allocation some, most notably with jones getting the plate appearances kotsay was getting. if ozzie did more of that kind of stuff, the sox would gain far more than simply replacing one shit player with another. play your best players more and your worst players less. duh.

by larry on May 3, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

last night on the score

broken bat a cola or whoever was asking what one move would you make right now to fix the Sox. This isnt a one move fix situation. It is several compounded mistakes coupled with some rough pitching and bad luck sprinkled in there. Several people were pining for Pods.
we knew this would happen with Pierre a similar player more expensive version of Pods. we were justifiably pissed when they made the move and now the Sox are paying for it.

The leading vote seemed to be to just cut Omar. Duh. Not a bad idea. One guy said move Buehrle to the pen and he wasnt even joking which was great. I wasnt in the car too long so I only caught a little of it, but anyway this pretty much is still a dance with who you brought situation.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on May 3, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

it probably wouldn't be characterized as one move

but just optimize playing time more. quit using kotsay so much. quit batting pierre leadoff. quit using vizquel as anything other than a defensive replacement for teahen and in a start once every eleven games. just quit doing shit that everyone knows is stupid.

by larry on May 3, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

Use the pieces for what they are meant to do. Vizquel is a wonderful late inning replacement that hasn’t changed. Bat Pierre 9th, blah blah blah.

I still don’t get all the uproar over the subpar moves as far as impact. I don’t approve of them but let’s be honest folks the “good” players have hurt the Sox a whole lot more this year.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

DEAD!!!

Wu’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.

Have at it, KW!

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on May 5, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

dammit.. Our*

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on May 3, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

As bad as Kotsay and Pierre have been over the past few season, Byrnes hasn't even cracked an OPS+ of over 65 over his last 450+ PA

 like I mentioned in the game thread, the Mariners are help up as a shining city on a hill of a saber club and yet they are making the same bad decisions the Sox have (in some ways). wrt to their offense and roster construction. Byrnes left Ichiro out to dry when he inexplicably pulled back the bunt on a suicide sqeeze. That and his bizarro act afterwords probably sealed his fate. Too bad Kotsay and Juan are true “grinders” and would never do such a thing.

Perception is a funny thing.

Check out some new updated Zips projections:

Kong : 275/368/547 (.397!!! wOBA) mercy paulie, must have taken two years to remove the stain of FNS.

Savior: 253/323/415 (.326 wOBA) yea, let’s hope that doesn’t happen. Zips doesn’t like savior though.

And finally, the man so good he can block the team’s best position prospect: AJ: 264/303/373 (.301 wOBA) FML.

by madvillian on May 3, 2010 12:03 PM CDT reply actions  

HQ notes

Kansas City at Chi. White Sox (8:10 PM)

Gil Meche (-70 BPV) has been both terrible and unlucky all year as suggested by his 10.12 ERA / 6.77 xERA. The 38% H% and 53% S% will eventually regress, but he’s not recommended now.
Jake Peavy (-35 BPV) hasn’t been much better or luckier than Meche. Aside from an unfortunate H% and S%, his biggest issues have been a 6.3 Ctl and 1.3 hr/9 offsetting a 6.9 Dom.

Notes: BA-challenged CHW is second in AL HR, though most of these have come on the road and summer has yet to arrive in The Cell. The combination of Meche and a KC pen with a 5.77 ERA suggests that Sox hitters could have a good day.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

KC just nearly swept Tampa.

At Tampa.Don’t count on it. And they just sent Gordon down. Some highly touted young guys just don’t work out quickly enough.

I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.

by winningugly on May 3, 2010 1:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

its a little past quickly enough for Gordon

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anytime you get benched so Chris Getz can get regular PT

You know something has gone horribly wrong. Did they decide they pushed him back from injury too quickly or was this just a demotion for sucking at baseball?

"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times

by Grinder in Training on May 3, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

he really hasnt been back that long too know

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that the Sox could've fetched Gordon for Fields and Getz...

but I would have liked the Sox to try to grab him rather than Teahen (duh), depending on the price. The Royals have seemed a bit disenchanted with him going back to last season.

by CWSKeith on May 3, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think his value is still perceived higher due to his once lofty status.

"the worst thing about this team is going to be the manager." - Ozzie Guillen, USA Today Sports Weekly

by e-gus on May 3, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanx for the monthly recap T

great post man.

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

by Grinder Rule #42 on May 3, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

The numbers show a nice little glimmer of hope.

But just a glimmer.

Alex Burrows is French Canadian for "hair braid"

by AirTrafficAJ on May 3, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Cowley tweets:
Pierre back atop the lineup, followed by Beckham, Jones, PK, Kotsay, Rios, AJ, Teahen, Ramirez.

"Who are you, Don Cornholeone??"

by RWShow on May 3, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you crazy?

Pierre is two for his last three. Dude is on fire and the hot streak is right around the corner.

by CWSKeith on May 3, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

are we already full circle?

it’s only may 3.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 3, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

it wasnt a real change yet.

Ozzie usually does his I’ll give you a breather first to clear your head.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnit tdogg

when you’re right you’re right.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on May 3, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is my reward?

on the post that they are going to bat him 9th i called that he would be back leading off by the royals series….

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 3, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check's in the mail.

"Who are you, Don Cornholeone??"

by RWShow on May 3, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Tdogg.

You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.

by homesickalien on May 3, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Fairy tales CAN come true

For one night only, you get to see Justin Beiber…and Mark Kotsay

From the Twitter feed of Southpaw, who is one well informed mascot

BREAKING NEWS…Pop-singing sensation Justin Bieber is scheduled to throw a ceremonial first pitch @ the #WhiteSox game TONIGHT

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on May 3, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

canceling my plans!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on May 3, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

…to attend the game?

"Who are you, Don Cornholeone??"

by RWShow on May 3, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm considering it!

its my second game of 11, there are 10 others, right?

by coffeepac on May 3, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

my quip was that i was canceling my other plans to go to the game

alas, joke fail

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on May 3, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you, hsa!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on May 3, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got your joke. It was fine. I took it in a different direction.

Apparently the fail is on me.

"Who are you, Don Cornholeone??"

by RWShow on May 3, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

all good!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on May 3, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will be there tonight w/ 57 others.

Probably will be > 1% of actual attendance, with the Hawks playing also.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

justin bieber will be there.

well played by the white sox. enjoy the pre-teen girls, you sick fuck.

by larry on May 3, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never heard of justin bieber.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

However, it's interesting

that you know a lot about him, though.

Free Jermaine..............., but keep his mitt under lock and key.

by ballyb on May 3, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Illinois

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

by Grinder Rule #42 on May 3, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

good article

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/5/3/1454657/2010-kentucky-derby-recap

This is a carnival: outfits are required by contract, something everyone save Midwesterners seemed to grasp. Instead, they seemed to think “Oh, it’s a sporting event, so I better let everyone at a horse race know I’m a Cubs fan.” Add in the requisite cargo shorts, white socks, and sneakers, and all you need is a beanie and sippy cup to make it look like giant mutant toddler day at Churchill Downs.

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

by Grinder Rule #42 on May 3, 2010 5:08 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Have to rec this

Even though my inclination would be to show up in a Sox hat. But not cargo shorts, sneakers etc.

Maybe the green one to match Churchill.

Who gives a shit after a few juleps? You think gold tie guy does?

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on May 3, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I know that douche.

/shakes head in disgust.

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on May 5, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

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Activated C-R Ramon Castro from the 15-day DL; optioned C-R Donny Lucy to Charlotte (Triple-A). [5/3]

It might seem strange to demote Lucy, since the man has done quite well by anyone’s lights, ripping three extra-base hits against lefties in his five starts spotting for A.J. Pierzynski. It isn’t his fault the team was 1-4 in those five games; you could note that he’s only caught one quality start in five if you had it out for him, but one of the four was Gavin Floyd’s blown QS against the Mariners on April 23, and that was the product of a decision by higher authorities than Donny Lucy. Instead, it’s a matter of the Sox knowing their guys and sticking with their plan, and not getting hung up on five games one way or another. Lucy’s a long-service soldier in his seventh year in the organization, a decent catch-and-throw type, and a fine third catcher in an era where few make space for such luxuries.

Now, he might be Tyler Flowers’ caddy next season (if they buy out Castro’s option), or he might scram as a minor-league free agent and wind up in a very similar situation as his current lot, waiting for some card-carrying member of the IBBB* to get hurt or fall out of favor and out of sight. Either way, the Sox know he’s not going to slug .900 against southpaws all season; they value him for what he is, not what he isn’t. Castro’s the better bopper, the more reliable alternative to AJP, and the man they signed to provide some right-handed pop from the bench; that doesn’t change because of a few nice games from Lucy. Instead, the Sox banked the results from their third catcher, thanked him for the effort, and can count it toward their future evaluations of who their catchers might be after Pierzynski’s contract ends.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

In other words

calm the fuck down Lucy lovers!

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

but how do you really feel?

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on May 3, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I honestly don’t care but I do think Castro is better than Mr. Lucy.

"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score

by Tdogg on May 3, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

FNS!!!!!

The wet bag of ass was just on an ESPN commercial. Im irritated now. Gonna go punch a baby.

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2010 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

jesus christ, those royals review fags

are a bunch of pussies!!!

tried to make a small friendly wager on this series, and there are no takers! wtf?

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

by Grinder Rule #42 on May 3, 2010 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

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