I have created here a "fan post" in which you can share photographs of your dallying at the base ball outing on this Friday evening
by billyok on May 21, 2010 3:34 PM CDT
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PrintAfter conferring with a member of the SSS editorial board (to protect anonymity I will not use her name but let's just say, for example's sake, it was H.S. Alien -- wait that's too obvious, let's go with Homesick A.) it was deemed a good idea that I receive mobile photos from the event and post them here if I'm able to do so while driving back from my business trip. So text them to billyok@gmail.com and I will maybe post them here, though I promise nothing and give it 25 percent chance that this will never get edited at all because I might just take a nap when I get back depending on the traffic and what I'm forced to do at the truck stops I stop at
Fair wading: I'm doing this on the iPad so pictures might be coming in huge (that's what I said) but you know what, deal with it
Have fun and enjoy your run
Photos after "the jump," as we say in the biz
Out by Nipple (billyok's take: I miss that guy)
Former Sox continue to be more fun to play with than current Sox
Ballyb trading beer with little leaguers for plates and forks
Someone wiped their snot bits on the SSS Trivia showdown sheet
Someone wiped their... i don't... what (answer: it's erstad)
I'm told one of these people is Skanberg (probably the beer vendor)
Guy in hat does not approve of inappropriate behavior in truck bed, but I'll let it slide
This makes me wish I had been able to go, though some of the white ones on the left just look like the people making them stopped caring
A disheveled Joe Crede stops by to sign autographs, but SSSers flash gang signs at him in what I can only assume is a gross miscommunication
Tragedy strikes as a shocking Mark Kotsay homer causes WU to suffer a debilitating stroke
Love is in bloom as Lt Sox and HSA combine their two jerseys into one
SouthSideExpat catches a shirt! Would BA have had that? Discuss in the comments
Air Hug, I can down with that, right back at you buddy
Omar Vizquel is shot into the sky as the Sox bid farewell to their losing ways
What is this I have no words I thought we were something how could you!!! Also Colin, I know the barbershop probably doesn't have The Economist on its magazine table but I think it's time
Also appreciate how TDogg is so conditioned by all the losing that he has his rally cap on even though they're winning 8-0
Bulletin! Just received these late entrants (dated yesterday, so I'm not sure why they took so long to get here)
"So I said to my dad I said, I said—"
I guess the hat is ironic, I don't know, but in any event HSA does her best to shield ironic hat man from jeers with her stylish shoes
A supernova of awkward panic ensues when everyone, still sober, runs out of prepared conversation topics at the same time
SouthSideSox is a community driven site. As such, users are able to express their thoughts and opinions in a FanPost, such as this one, which represents the views of this particular fan, but not necessarily the entire community or SouthSideSox editors.
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Forced....? yeah right.
Four weeks in and I’m bitter as shit- Teahenny Penny
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 21, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions
hrm
I might just take a nap stay up for days when I get back depending on the traffic and what how much meth I’m forced to do at the truck stops I stop at
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
i foresee this thread becoming exponentially more epic as the night goes on.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
On the contrary, I believe the drunker we got, the less inspired/capable we were of documenting it, let alone texting. :)
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
don't be so critical, there are some good photochopmemeable shots in there. opostroke, air hug, devilface
and holy shit, whose chops are those?
who sells the “pale hose” hoodies?
do they not have barbers or the sun in ann arbor?
so many questions!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 22, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Teahenny Penny with the fine chops.
First spotted those across the tailgate and migrated straight towards him to find out who he was, haha.
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Pale Hose hoodies are not sold
they must be MADE.
by logansquaresox on May 24, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
the cip really let us down imho
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)
except for that whole hooking up with pr thang
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)
And disturbing.
larry almost called the cops.
when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
last year's thecip remains undefeated.
I’m much less entertaining to drink with than this picture indicates.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on May 22, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Or even the pr/cip pic where you're on the far right, back.
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm the only face in that pic with the appropriate amount of "what?the?fuck?!"...
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on May 23, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
someone was on too much coke?
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head huts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 4:59 AM CDT up reply actions
That is hilarious.
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn you cheat.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on May 22, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It...is...ALIVE!
How are you feeling, Studly Do-Wrong?
when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
you're updating throughout the game?
sweet
if they cancel tomorrow's game too, it'll be the second-best lossless streak of the season
How shitty are we!!
-billyok
Nice to see WU brought his Asian "business partner"
by 3E8 on May 21, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
who is that?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on May 22, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Just a buddy of mine.
I’ve known him since we were 7. I’m recruiting him to the site. larry’s gotta feed the family – need the hits.
when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
larry's WW2 propaganda will go over about as well as my comment below.
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
larry's shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Your shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Like drinking poison, like eating glass.
eat me
emo boy.
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
WU's photo is definitely SSS memeworthy
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
walmart and school makes me miss this day...fml right
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
I had an outstanding time for the few innings I stopped by
Cheat bought me a beer, 67WMAQ was quite cordial, Lt Sox toasted me about 8,000 times, and larry didn’t chew me out. All in all a good time.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — IT'S A JEEP THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Fuck almighty... I'm glad there is photo proof that I got that shirt....
Cause for the life of me… I’ve no idea where in the hell I lost my bag tonight… Did I leave it in the park? I don’t think so, but who knows at this point? Did it make it out to the post-tailgate when we were waiting for The Diablo to show up and unlock the keys to the post game alcohol kingdom? Hey, fuck those security guards.
"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010
by South Side Expat on May 22, 2010 12:51 AM CDT reply actions
so good
im glad me and el diablo and substitute-mrs.e-gus were busy getting hammered and watchin hockey in the bullpen bar bacuase there is no good way to look cool in those pictures.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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yeah
totally us.
and the sox since we are saying fake things.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
reactions to Ozzies lineup 5/14(after an off day)
If we are going there...
It was totally us, and cause of that, I had to get white castle tonight. Has anyone seen my t-shirt yet?
"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010
by South Side Expat on May 22, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Eeek!
Well, I’ve looked worse. I’m the…umm…not-so-slender one wearing headphones.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
this
is how hsa held all of our tickets hostage!
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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#12
and yes, what a fail
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't use that one actually, these were just rough notes from the plane.
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 23, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions
i thought of your poor fragile heart while the actions depicted in the last photo were taking place.
It's slowly becoming all just a dream......
"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010
by South Side Expat on May 22, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions
wow that's you feel
i’m so hurt. not really
GO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Being a White Sox fan with our hitting and pitching is making me want to cry.
by pierzynskirules on May 22, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuckin awesome time y'all. Thank you to all who came out. I even got a pic or two hugging larry. I <3larbear.
:D
sox bumboclot me bloods
Hat tip to the person behind the curtain....
And sleep for the rest of us now.
"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010
by South Side Expat on May 22, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions
just made it safely back to urbana.
couldn’t get out of fucking 1st gear from like 159th until manhattan/monee exit. almost pissed myself. couldn’t even make it to the traditional stop off in manteno.
awesome fun. awesome.
hey swisher...........you know.
It was great meeting you man!
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on May 22, 2010 1:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
is that e-gus or hazymania (red playoff mullet) sitting directly to the right of tdogg?
y’all some ugly muthafuckas. wu looks like a broke ass mick jager.
This group looks like a grunge concert gone bad. ;/
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head huts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 4:57 AM CDT reply actions
u-god looks like a total fag
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head huts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 5:00 AM CDT reply actions
i always knew chicagopete was a chink
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head huts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 5:04 AM CDT reply actions
sorry i was wasted (8 runs, hawks win)
and chicagopete is my number 1 nemesis on here. It was clearly stated in jest considering cp is an old white guy that wears glasses and watches the wire.
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head huts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
is why we cant have nice things.
Four weeks in and I’m bitter as shit- Teahenny Penny
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 22, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Youre just too stupid.
And wtf is up with your sig? Next time get someone to proofread it before you change it.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on May 22, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
but his head really does hut
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
jhonny peralta's head huts
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
u no like my sig?
All bets are off – Youtube Link
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head huts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
it took you 3 minutes each to form those thoughts?
really?
by Trooper on May 22, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
haha i'll rec this
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head huts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You're way out of line and I'd support cloaking these comments if they didn't succinctly validate that you should not have joined us last night.
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Was he a dick in person as well?
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on May 22, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He wasn't there.
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhh
I read your comment wrong I guess.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on May 22, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
so he *did* smoke himself retarded.
leave it up: “the internet is forever.” — wu
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 22, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
well... really the only one deserving to be made fun of by these pictures
is colin. good lord kid… chop that hair off.
Kenwo4life=ratings
In his defense, it was completely cut in December. Poor boy hasn't been able to afford a haircut since probably.
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
just did today!
but i wanted to go with the huge hair in deference to previous methups.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
by colintj on May 22, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should eat some ice cream and calm down.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on May 22, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
WTGTD always fucks everything up.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on May 22, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
:(
i do, calm down peeps, it was just jokes. Can I not roast the group that voted me to die a slow death? Lighten up SSS we won.
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head huts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 22, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
yup, 4 tsk specials requiring 30 condoms sounds about right.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 22, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Lmao at colin
Get a haircut, fucking ginger.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on May 22, 2010 12:12 PM CDT reply actions
This is great
Thanks for posting the pics! (and taking them). It was really nice meeting everyone again, made me miss hanging out in the game threads.
And where the fuck did we go after the game? Seemed far… my head is pounding, didn’t help that I continued on drinking after leaving.
Lupe, release the balloons!
Hey LT,
Gwen totally want to meet up and “get to know us”
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
Help me out here, who is Gwenn? My memory is not the sharpest right now
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on May 22, 2010 1:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It was friggin' far. At least two el trains, I think. We wound up in Logan Square at....Whirl-a-somethin'...
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
in my sobered state i am more upset that cip wasn't served.
he probably had better things to do, though.
I couldn't believe that. Of all of us, he *seemed to have his head on somewhat straight at that point.
But yeah, I think that was a great excuse for him to find a warm bed. At least nobody had to worry about him getting home safely this year!
:)
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i couldnt convince Carl to drive me the opposite direction of our house to watch me get more hammered.
unfortunate I missed the meth-up last call
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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Man, so last night I had drinks on south side in Logan square, in Belmont, and downtown … No wonder I can’t move
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on May 22, 2010 1:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And let’s not forget the beer I would have had on the red line if not for friends at cpd :)
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on May 22, 2010 1:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Jesus.
Where did you go after Whirlaway? Do you ever watch It’s Always Sunny?
Like drinking poison, like eating glass.
I went to Redmonds, met someone there and stayed until closing, then gravitated downtown and stopped by fado until it closed.
Yeah, love that show, love it.
Lupe, release the balloons!
You kind of remind me of the European guy that moves in with Dennis.
But in a totally not-douchy way.
Like drinking poison, like eating glass.
Whirlaway.
My favorite bar. You guys are awesome. Recap on the way.
Like drinking poison, like eating glass.
You're writing one? If so, I may just watch the game and enjoy this coffee I finally fetched...
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
It might be a few hours, though, between doing real, actual work and coming to terms with my hangover.
Like drinking poison, like eating glass.
You should do one, too, I think.
You know everyone much better than I do.
Like drinking poison, like eating glass.
Going to now...
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Not usually.
But last night was a good reason to tie one on.
Like drinking poison, like eating glass.
Only the second hangover of my life, to be exact. And no real sickness involved, just feeling like shit warmed over. :)
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I kid anyway
I’m completely trashed and all I had was a 12-pack of Juicy Juice and some Nutter Butters
signature
favorite acto dennehy
favorite drink o’douls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqrtoFWglMY
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 24, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The Escher drawing of YouTube.
"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010
by South Side Expat on May 24, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Onions, onions, onions, onions, onions, onions.
Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles.
"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."
after I sent that link to my brother he bought every album that serengeti has.
thanks to whoever first unveiled that on the music thread.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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i thought that was you
just didnt want to give credit to the wrong source.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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sorry for bitin your style
teahenny, i wasnt in the last music thread. i really hate being a double poster
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 26, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No bitin.'
The more Dennehy the better, no?
"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."
FUCK
I thought this was next weekend.
FUCK
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on May 22, 2010 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
just got back to Madison
I had a great time meeting everyone last night. Being able to tie in a face with a screenname with make game threads even more fun.
Still hung over, shaft-aaar?
when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
I found my way back to my friend's house via the red line
Drank a few more beers there and went to bed. Due to my lack of familiarity with the city, I had fears of consuming too much alcohol and not being able to find myself back. With that said, if the golf cart police hadn’t kicked us out, I probably wouldn’t have stuck around a lot longer.
Ah, should have come with us. Good times were had up north.
You could have snuggled with Cheat on the couch.
Like drinking poison, like eating glass.
you da man
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 22, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, you could park a truck in my mout. :) Great pics Cheat...
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by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
the pic of you enjoying fireworks frightens me.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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Good. I hope it haunts you in your sleep, as well as your waking hours.
sox bumboclot me bloods
by homesickalien on May 22, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
/mumbles something about a hotdog and a hallway
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
so vizquel wasn't the first opos that luis un-retired the number for
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 22, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
why did you do that to renee?
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 24, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Which ones larry?
if they cancel tomorrow's game too, it'll be the second-best lossless streak of the season
How shitty are we!!
-billyok
The additional pics are hilarious - esp. your caption on the last one. I'm tearing I'm laughing so hard.
sox bumboclot me bloods
lol yah that is great.
and youve got some stylish shoes…. and who’s the asshat in the cubs hat
Kenwo4life=ratings
mrs. e-gus replacement. also my cousin.
whenever i have an extra ticket at the zero hour and call him, he takes the ticket. no matter what. hes a good baseball fan, but that hat is, shall we say, unfortunate.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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he took the bus!
I was pregaming for a good 3 hours before he got there.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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props to colin for being thoroughly disgusted by the Cubs hat.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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the captions in general
are money.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
definitely
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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my favorite
“A disheveled Joe Crede stops by to sign autographs, but SSSers flash gang signs at him in what I can only assume is a gross miscommunication” -- that’s just awesome
also, hsa, i like that picture of us, what an embrace
Lupe, release the balloons!
I just remembered what was going on in the pic with Cubs fan... I was demonstrating the Stone Pony p-shop.
sox bumboclot me bloods
details have slowly been coming back to me as well.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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An important subject that hasn't been broached is,
were WU and Doug Buffone separated at birth??
"I know we sucks no remind me iam sucks you no have to remind everyone lol lol" - @OzzieGuillen
Fabulousness (yes, I'm stealing this term from the gay community - so what?!?)
I had a great time; even worth the 6 AM flight out of SFO and fighting through and hour and a half of traffic to get to the tailgate. Fucking Chicago road construction traffic.
After reading the various fanposts on the meth up, part deux, I now realize that I didn’t get to introduce myself and / or talk with many of those that actually showed up. Whoops, my bad! I also didn’t get as intoxicated as I had planned, so I guess I have two things to shoot for next time ;)
And speaking of next time, maybe I’ll be invited to the secret circle (jerk) event at Miller’s Pub and finally meet that Wizard of Oz himself, Chiburb. Fuckers.
I was amazed at the number of people that knew who I was when I introduced myself…and at the number of people that claimed to be my friend at footbook. (side note: I really need to check that shit more often) Here I thought I was all sly and sneaky and incognito – how wrong could I be? U-God and Colin claimed to have me pegged a mile away. Lying jerkoffs. I’ll just go ahead and blame WU (or Ozzie).
One highlight that I’ve yet to see mentioned was Dr. Lizard’s nice save on WU’s drunken, loose-lipped remark about sexual promiscuity in front of someone, with his/her mother sitting right next to him/her. Classic WU, classic Dr. Lizard, classic soxfans ;)
A big thanks out to all for the food, the drinks, the jokes, the conversations had, the rent-a-cops, the fireworks, the blood, the sweat (oops, forgot that Freddie wasn’t pitching), the tears, the immortal cip/pr hookup…etc. I hope we can do it again next year.
Oh, and egus, I’m patiently waithing by the phone for your call – shithead ;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
Colin is full of shit
I told him who you were
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
by U-God on May 23, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
my wife was like, you got some digits, eh?
me: wtf are you talking about?
she has your card some how.
me: whaaaa? oh yeaaaaaaah. thats rhythm. i was supposed to call him i think…
for everyone that didnt get drunk enough, I more than picked up your slack.
sorry I wasnt more social, or at least sorry i cant remember more of the conversations.
Good God. That is horrible.~by 67WMAQ
god damnit.~by BuehrleMan
sigh~by Tdogg
This is fuck.~by The Actual El Guapo
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Repost since you seem to have 2 main recap threads
great pictures and thank you HSA for setting it up and El Diablo for hosting. It was fantastic seeing folks again and meeting some new ones. I agree next year 60 should be the goal. Some of you who lurk should try and attend. Some of you who talk, should man up and not wuss out (ummmm Ken Wo :-) ) All are welcome.
Never thought I’d be exchanging Ice Cube lines with Grinder. Never thought Kotsay would get 3 hits.
Did think the Sox would win and pitch well (hex rules!)
Im glad a few posters reminded me of role here. I feel like I was losing my way a bit. Never fear the optimism returns! Maybe its just the 2 game winning streak ;-) It was nice to hear from people who appreciate it because frankly I thought sometimes it just rubbed most the wrong way in bad times. I will continue to look for the silver lining in the pile of crap at times.
On a serious note it really now occurs to me how important this board was to me for a distraction from real life problems and a place to relax and laugh. Most of these people don’t want you to know but in public at least (they may be an ax murderer in their spare time) they are actually nice people. Larry really doesn’t bite and Bally B doesn’t appear so grouchy.
Special call out to minority lurkers. We need you. This year it was 2 of us as PRules graced us with her presence. Lets bring some color to this lilly white operation. Okay 3. WU’s Asian friend. Who by the way was a nice guy. Now that I think about, with Latino decent and we are up to??? Hell you get the point.
HSA turning up that 40 was funny as hell. There was a soft porn video being shot right on location. It’s just too much to comment on all at once.
Finally I sincerely apologize for the hat (never heard the end of it). Next year it becomes a priority.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
So Puerto Ricans no longer qualify as minorities?
I realize there has been tension between blacks and latinos over the years, but Tdogg, I think you’re going a bit to far with this one ;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
That last caption is perfect.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
If I had only known there would have been rice krispy treats.
Looks like you guys had a great time. Wished I could have been there. I will try to be in Chicago for the next one.
"Quantify my balls."
- KenWo
Before I head back to comfortable lurkdom
I had a most excellent time—and truly appreciate ending the night mere stumbling distance from my apartment. Very hospitable of all of you!
Hey!
That Pale Hose zip-up is great. Where’d you get it?
"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."
see above, apparently
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 24, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Neighborhoodies
’round 2005—they make ’em to last.
by logansquaresox on May 24, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm gonna look straight up Gansta in my Egdewater one.
"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010
by South Side Expat on May 25, 2010 2:39 AM CDT up reply actions
wow
thats cool, i was gonna suggest them…thats cool that s who you went through. i had one made for my dog
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 25, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, alright. Just this once.
Enjoy the symmetry…or the serendipity…or the kismet…or whatever it is we’re going for here.
34, SSS!
by logansquaresox on May 25, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
if they cancel tomorrow's game too, it'll be the second-best lossless streak of the season
How shitty are we!!
-billyok
by blackoutsox on May 25, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
@larry
if they cancel tomorrow's game too, it'll be the second-best lossless streak of the season
How shitty are we!!
-billyok
by blackoutsox on May 25, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
make at least one more post on where the beer club you spoke of will be meeting for the next little while.
Or better yet, email it to me, so I can sell it to those who would pay for some access to lovely ladies who are knowledgeable about craft beer, despite whatever vegetarianism may be about.
(Don’t lurk so much… )
"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010
by South Side Expat on May 25, 2010 2:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Good to meet you - you and LP Sox definitely classed us up.
when i was in 9th grade i was the only one in my entire boys choir to understood my teacher
by BoeJouma on May 11, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 25, 2010 6:09 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
great post
all around! super pissed i couldnt go
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
im curious
im guessing everyone called each other by their SSS names? (except pr and cip, of course)
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
ugh
GO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Being a White Sox fan with our hitting and pitching is making me want to cry.
by pierzynskirules on May 25, 2010 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Once it was down to the last group
It switched to real names. When it was 40 people, it was mainly SSS names.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on May 25, 2010 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I switched between the two
cause everyone knew my real name anyways…or so colintj made me believe (and U-God already said colintj’s full of shit)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
how it went down
rhythm walks in
UG: (to colin) oh hey, that’s rhythm
colin: ah.
seconds later
rhythm: hey guys!
UG and colin: hey rhythm!
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
i believe it was more nefarious than this
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
See, I'm inclined to believe you on this one...
colintj is a ginger, after all ;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
If only I had cab fare from Stone Park...
I would have gone and shown you guys/gals a thing or two about drinking malt liquor. I did think about you people and laughed with Kotsay playing out of his mind. Sounded like good times.
what do you mean "you people"
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
I meant it in the most wholehearted, respectful and non gender-specific way
directed towards the SSS folks at the game that night. I know there is no love lost between Kotsay and you guys.
I owe the folks on here a debt of gratitude
since you people are the ones who got me to read up on Sabrmetrics. It certainly brings new facts to light about the game I love. I have read four books now. As a former player I was more about the old-school gut method. Perhaps there is a place in the world for a medley of the two.
.
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 25, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
Something something
larry pulling shit and a baby something something.
"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."
I nearly forgot to publicly (or pubicly) shame Scotty Ballgame.
in the section next to us was a young piece of eyecandy probably about 19 ( a hard used 19, I might add- I think she already has seen more helmets than hitler) in a stripper worthy crop top and exposed whale tale. So, savvy SSS’er that I am, I go to take a pic for public commentary and consumption, and Scotty DUMBASS Ballgame stands up and starts waving. For about 15 seconds I shout at him to sit the fuck down or move, but he keeps drunkenly waving and smiling, like her uncle protecting her reputation.
So, my award to a real man of genius, goes to Mr Scotty Ballgame!
Four weeks in and I’m bitter as shit- Teahenny Penny
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 27, 2010 12:11 AM CDT reply actions
Much of the day is hazy...
That tank top however, is not.
"right now, i find people who can’t talk properly just as annoying as people who can’t hit baseballs properly." by larry on May 16, 2010
by South Side Expat on May 27, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Can I get an AMEN, brother? Stand up and testify!
FSB
Four weeks in and I’m bitter as shit- Teahenny Penny
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 27, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
white trash hottie
iirc was what UG and I referred to her as.
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
i had no idea what a whale tale was
this one is kinda half assed, but the amish or mennonites set it off
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 27, 2010 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions
WTF is that girl doing at a Amish softball tournament?
must be rumspringa
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 27, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I was protecting her honor, it only looked like I was in a drunken stupor
You should be thanking me Doc. You could have ended up like Joe Francis…
In all seriousness though my bad
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 27, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
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