What WAS Wrong With Jake Peavy?
Baseball Intellect, in a story posted just after the game last night--what a novel idea--notes the mechanical differences between peavy's recent starts (before last night) and his previous form in San Diego. The verdict? Barely noticeable changes may make a big difference... In any event, he sure looked like they guy we traded for last night
about 2 years ago
The Cheat
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There had to be only seconds difference there... I'm much nicer to U-God
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I'm practically devastated.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It's the equivalent of being pushed on the playground... you should be flattered, and trade me your pudding
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I thought you usually packed the pudding?
;p
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I think you've mistaken pudding for fudge.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
As long as the non-packable packer has the common courtesy for a reach-around, I don't see the problem with being packed by a packer who can't be packed.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i hope he looks like the 2 on the right for the rest of the year
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Location, Location Location!
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
this gets a rec?
for linking to someone else’s article? WAY TO GO CHEAT.
They touched me where it hurts most... - Ozzie
"while adult males tried to figure out who he was"
exactly.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
As far as celebrity pitchers go
This was much better…
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
BSLillibridge @ESPY_TEAHEN beiber is so hot right now about 12 hours ago via Echofon
nuts.
by BuehrleMan on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*facepalm*
by HappyHuman on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where were the knife-wielding Sox-fan meth-heads to charge the field on this one?
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no shit!
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 4, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought he was close in his start
before last. Thus my step out with Kenwo expecting a good outing last week before the diastrous 1st. In any event it was rather crazy to make any grand assumptions based on 4 starts.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
If only we could build a time machine and head back 5 starts to tell Peavy how to fix his issues
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next you will be telling me that
black holes don’t exist!
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
Your holes are white.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on May 4, 2010 1:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Time travel is not possible
Back in January, I did not see anyone (Time Traveler, Dr. Who, or otherwise) leap into the Palmer House to warn Ozzie about letting Jim Thome go to the Twins.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Wait, then this isn't real?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bt5VuBGiGw
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Professor Hawking was talking about time travel, not time travel experiments that went a little "caca."
A small, yet key distinction.
I love the Lando voice for Kenny.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
1.21 Jiggawatts!?!?
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
nobody uses that nomenclature anymore. it's been shortened to "1 hova"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 4, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
brilliant!
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Based on this film, it would just create an endless cycle of Jake Peavys.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on May 4, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
oooh like Primer!
nuts.
by BuehrleMan on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*facepalm*
by HappyHuman on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quentin likes the same things as you do.
A third asked his favorite book.
“Timeline by Michael Crichton,” he said, explaining, “it’s about time travel and Quantum physics …”
http://whitesoxpride.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/05/carlos_in_class.html
HQ notes -Sigh ----BABIP anyone?
Kansas City at Chicago (8:10)
Luke Hochevar (34 BPV) had pitched respectably prior to last week’s Disaster at Tampa Bay, when he suffered a third-inning knockout after being hammered for 11 hits and nine earned runs, inflating his ERA (6.11). While the 3.9 Ctl and 1.6 Cmd here indicate that Hochevar’s skills have been rather marginal, the 37 h%, 62% S%, and 4.62 xERA indicate he has been unfortunate.
Gavin Floyd (56 BPV) sports an early-season line remarkably similar to that of Hochevar. Floyd has also battled early-season Control issues (4.1 Ctl), has one particularly ugly Disaster inflating his ERA (6.49), and has been unfortunate with regard to hit-rate (37%) and Strand (60%). As the 4.39 xERA and 60% PQS-DOM rate indicate, Floyd has been much better than the surface stats suggest.
NOTES: The KC offense has struggled recently, producing only 18 runs in the past seven games. Chicago’s offense presents a bit of an anomaly. CHW ranks last in the AL in team BA, despite compiling the fewest strikeouts of any offense in the league, indicating Chicago hitters have put the ball in play consistently without corresponding results. The offense, therefore, has been largely dependent upon the long-ball, ranking second in the AL in HR, and a running-game which leads the league in SB.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
Guess we saw a few last night though
AJ – A Jones.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
From Olney's blog:
8. Jake Peavy was The Man for the White Sox.
Why Peavy won: His slider returned. Peavy’s dominance on his slider, his signature pitch, returned after some early-season struggles. In his first five starts, Peavy’s slider was hit to the tune of a .387 opponents batting average, including a .581 slugging percentage. It was a strike 61.7 percent of the time, and chased just 33.8 percent of the time. On Monday, the Royals hit just .167 against it, and it was a strike 80 percent of the time, and chased 50 percent of the time.
Love me some slider!
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
also, sliders:

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
Oh man...that looks fantastic. Buy 'em by the sack!
My recommendation:
4 Sliders
4 Cheese Sliders
Onion Rings
Chocolate Shake
Then…a nap.
"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton
6 jalapeño cheese with pickle and bacon. reg fried, grape soda
get it done.
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 4, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else notice the White Sox are 1.5 games back from their 2009 record at this point?
May 4, 2009 White Sox were 12-13. We now stand at 11-15.
makes his early struggles a little more understandable. i think we give him time. if the hands come back, who knows?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on May 4, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
minus the obvious disaster hitting leadoff
this is a nice lineup
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
too bad we NEED a catcher...
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
He's busy showing Flowers how it's done
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 4, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
he's showing himself how its done?
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
Nix -DH
Batting 8th or 9th w/ Rios leading off.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on May 4, 2010 2:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
go back to school
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
q
nuts.
by BuehrleMan on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*facepalm*
by HappyHuman on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could go back to school...
But of my 4 options: Kotsay, Pierre, Nix and Castro, I’d rather have Nix play.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on May 4, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He could be useful as a part of a platoon at second base if we had a Getz type there from the left side....
but then you’re probably already conceding you’re second division status, unless you have about five all-stars at other positions.
Does fuckin' Pierre have something on Ozzie....
like something Ozzie would want to keep from his wife? I actually wouldn’t have a problem with him in the lineup much of the time if he were hitting ninth, where he should be.
my theory
Pierre has to, at some point this year, start hitting. He is a lifetime ~.300 hitter and odds are that he will start to creep up to that number from here on out. They don’t have a replacement for him at the top of the order, unless you want to put Rios there. So he might as well keep him at the top and reap the rewards for sticking with him. Eventually he’ll get an XBH too, right?
Nice proofreading, Cheat.
Looks like my typing, fer Chrissakes.
Re: Peavy, it IS KC. They don’t hit.
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by winningugly on May 4, 2010 1:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i like it that it backed up it the strong finish in texas it.
whereas total bedshattery in texas would make this more ‘its just KC’ to me.
the real reason for quentin's decline is on the left.

women weaken the knees. and the foot. and the hamstring.
I know the kid wearing the number 4 shirt appears to be a dweeb...but he's not THAT bad.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
seriously, though. he's an idiot. right on the verge of getting a major league payday and he locks down a woman.
i hate him for that. a single Q! could be riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
Cashing checks and having sex.
frealz.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he owes it to the vicarious losers who will never have that opportunity to bang the hell out of everything he can.
Cashing checks and having sex.
does it matter whether he was a fool or an idiot? either way, same tragic consequences.
Cashing checks and having sex.
wasn't that at his bachelor party? and look at that crew. just awful.
think about the possibilities. i’m gonna have to go to scores on mannheim just to get this disaster off my mind.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Is that JJ Putz on the left?
" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 4, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, he could just be a douche and be promiscuous.
Problem solved!
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on May 4, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, then he's in tiger territory. tiger could be the most popular man in the world if he just said,
“i never should have gotten married. it was a terrible mistake. i love to fuck. and i need to fuck tons of different skanks. i apologize to everyone i’ve hurt. from now on, i’m gonna be all about pounding vag. god bless. now who wants to fuck a billionaire? "
i’m not a fan of adultery. not when it can be avoided. and these retard athletes are screwing themselves more than anyone else.
Cashing checks and having sex.
An area where Derek Jeter actually deserves his high praise.
Guy has had chance after chance to marry a high-profile lady, and he just trucks on like a frat boy.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on May 4, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
exactly. and i hate george clooney, but if he isn't gay and he's just been banging hot chicks, then god bless.
Cashing checks and having sex.
AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW
AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW
AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW
AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Maybe Jake should try and contribute too
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 4, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
Try here
links_from_folks_who_run_their_website
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
and the other 50%
is from paying attention even if you don’t write anything down.
Wait that’s like 130% of effort. Is that a grinder?
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
That's beyond grinder.
That’s Erstad.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I miss you fuckers.
If Brighthouse cable doesn’t fix my Internets and phone tomorrow I will start acting like a guy on the lam and start going to Internet cafes.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on May 4, 2010 3:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That guy didn't get any sleep last night
tweeting in spanish at 1AM, then back at it at 5:40 this morning
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Internet cafes?
You’re better than that Wu. Counting down the days, Q better not let me down.
"A common mistake made by baseball fans is to call a pitcher unhittable when that pitcher is not Matt Thornton." - Hardball Times
by Grinder in Training on May 4, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
if you ever wanna move back, three people died in my condo building yesterday and there's an opening
signature
Have the Jonas Brothers been summoned to throw out tonight's first pitch?
We gotta keep the pop star mojo working!
"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton
i can't remember,
do the bleachers have individual seats, or are they benches? i’m trying to buy 8 tickets for a work outing, and i’m being told to stay in 30-40$, but lower deck.
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
Depends on the section. Some of the left field bleachers have benches.
"We have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama." - Rev. Al Sharpton
i thought the bleachers were all benches (perhaps by definition)
the normal seats in left are called lower reserved.
that's what i thought
thanks both for input, appreciated!
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
You are correct...by definition the "bleachers" are benches (Sec. 160-164)
"A mentally deranged person or somebody with a political agenda that doesn’t like the health-care bill or something." - New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg commenting on whom he believed may have tried to detonate a car bomb in his city (5/3/10)
Twitter IS the future
Over on his twitter page, JJ from White Sox Examiner was kicking around the idea of firing Ozzie.
He doesn’t like the idea, and neither do I (despite my fanpost of last week, which was really a jumping off point for discussion).
Anyway, I get this response:
1.Young white players aren’t thriving under Ozzie. Lots-A-Latinos on the team. Chem.. might be off. Just saying.
It’s too stupid to merit a response. Gordon Beckham was great last year, and is slumping because he is, after all, 24 years old.
There are five Latinos on the team, and I’m being kind of generous. You’ve got Rios, Vizquel, Garcia, Castro, and Santos.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
By this way, that was not from JJ. This is from some guy responding to the both of us.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
awwww, JJ just retweeted my response.
Way I see it, Ozzie would have to do everything short of clubbing a baby seal in front of me, for me to support his firing…
But I feel now more than ever, that some of his unique lineups are more driven by his ego and Cartman-esque “respect my authority!” mentality than the desire to win ballgames.
And that’s frustrating as hell, especially for those of us who have always been more than willing to defend his craziness.
You must be 'this' tall to ride the diastema.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Che?
He’s thin, but he counts.Pena, too.
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by winningugly on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You're right - I forgot about those guys!
But still, 7 out of 25 does not equal “lotsa Latinos”
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
28% is almost the same as the general population,
so agreed. Not like 9% African American representation throughout baseball.
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you're not counting the 40 million strong illegal immigrant population - all of whom are from mexico.
I thought they were all Eastern Europeans.
Russians. Rumanians. Serbians. Deport ’em all.
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You are one obsessed mutha.
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
by winningugly on May 4, 2010 4:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Don't risk it!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
My parents have told me that for forty years now.
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by winningugly on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
full on gut laugh
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
joe borchard hit for the cycle last night
5 for 6, 6 rbi for AAA Fresno..no idea he was still in baseball
I style feel we didnt give a fair chance, i still think he has serious upside.
Sig seemed to be bad luck for Beckham, so i am changing it too...
THE ENTIRE TWINS 25-MAN ROSTER TO THE ALL STAR GAME!!!!!
dont worry, it was 100% percent a joke
Sig seemed to be bad luck for Beckham, so i am changing it too...
THE ENTIRE TWINS 25-MAN ROSTER TO THE ALL STAR GAME!!!!!
I wonder what that trouble spot is?
“There really isn’t much substance to anything at this stage of the season,” he said. “Another 30 games and you’ll see some talk pick up.”
Williams observation of the White Sox start is somewhat the same as any typical Sox fan, in a word — frustrated.
“When you have the personalities like the ones we have around here it’s tough to dial it back,” Williams said.
Williams said that his conversations with Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf have focused around one trouble spot.
"Anywhere white people are poor, I'm afraid to go" Lawrence Holmes 670 the Score
did someone say bobblehead?
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" except for the in depth discussion of African-Americans
without like African-Americans. - Tdogg"
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 4, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Please.
It’s AJ.
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by winningugly on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i knew it, they are finally gonna ditch the once a year combat fatigues
by hoodlight on May 4, 2010 4:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Cant
Buehrle would sue for breach of contract
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
jerry is all kinds of nasty rich, right?
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
anyone else think the new Eminem song "Not Afriad" is amazing?
VOTE GORDON BECKHAM INTO THE 2010 ALL STAR GAME
the new Eminem song called Not Afraid
Sig seemed to be bad luck for Beckham, so i am changing it too...
THE ENTIRE TWINS 25-MAN ROSTER TO THE ALL STAR GAME!!!!!
Just glad to saddle up tonight with
Mr. Kotsay where he should be.
Grab some bench!
Pierre is still where he should be though :(
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
shouldnt*
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
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