Chicago Seemed Tired Last Night: A Chicago Cubs Preview
A brief look at an opponent we play this weekend.
Offense: A potential lineup: Ryan Theriot-2B, Jeff Baker-3B, Derrek Lee-1B, Marlon Byrd-CF, Xavier Nady-DH, Alfonso Soriano-LF, Geovany Soto-C, Kosuke Fukudome-RF, Starlin Castro-SS. Bench: Tyler Colvin-OF, Koyie Hill-C.
Oh hi there other mediocre and disappointing Chicago baseball team. How are you? Mediocre and disappointing, you say? Neat. And I know we're playing NL ball this weekend, but I included the DH for the 3 games we'll play at the end of the month. Paralleling our own idea of having a fast guy with a less than stellar on-base percentage, the Cubs throw out Ryan Theriot. Theriot has been bad this season (.289 wOBA), and a large part of this is his ever declining walk-percentage (4.1%). He's good defensively at second, but unless he starts drawing walks again he'll never be more than an average player. But he does have this creepy bobblehead coming out this season. The man the Cubs traded to get Jeff Baker is named Alberto Alburquerque. That is the most interesting thing about Jeff Baker. Baker is a utility man filling in for the injured and ineffective Aramis Ramirez. The righty doesn't do anything particularly well. Remember how Derrek Lee bounced back last year to have a nice 5.3 WAR season. Ignore it. He has become a mere shadow of what he used to be. He's projected to have his worst wOBA since we were all terrified of Y2K. His speed and power seem to have left him, but his above-average defense still remains. Marlon Byrd is the other new Chicago centerfielder who happens to be killing it. His fielding has been great and he's enjoying the best power output of his career by far (.217 ISO). His career low walk rate of 3% is concerning, but he seems to be doing just fine without free passes. Expect a slight decline in his slash-line, but not too much. He was a great free agent pick-up.
Xavier Nady is my guess to be at DH. Either him or Tyler Colvin. But for simplicity, I'm going with Nady. Xavier is an alright bench player, but can't quite hack it as an everyday player. He is a good example of a replacement level player. Alfonso Soriano has somehow found a way to stave off becoming the worst contract in baseball for at least another season. His BABIP, ISO, and BB% should all come down. Still, this should be his best season since he first came to the North Side. Geovany Soto is also enjoying a nice bounceback season. He seems determined to prove that last season was the fluke, and not his impressive 2008 breakout campaign. If he can keep this BB% up (18.8, and he probably won't), he could turn into one of the top National League catchers. Kosuke Fukudome continues to look like an expensive mistake, with the cost rising again next year. Thanks for helping us dodge that bullet, Hendry. He walks and strikes out a good deal, but this current spike in power screams unsustainable. Expect a repeat of last season, but at a higher price. Starlin Castro had nothing left to prove in the minors, posting a .990 OPS to start the season. The Anointed One hasn't quite hacked it in the bigs (.299 wOBA and 7 errors), but he's still only 20 so it remains way too early to panic. That being said, I'm not worried about him this season.
Pitching: A potential rotation and closer: Ryan Dempster-RHP, Ted Lilly-LHP, Randy Wells-RHP, Carlos Silva-RHP, Carlos Zambrano-RHP, and Carlos Marmol-RHP.
I'll be honest, I never thought Ryan Dempster would turn out to be worth his contract. He keeps cutting his walk rate down, but his BABIP is .051 points lower than normal. While that goes up his HR/9 should come down, so it will pretty much even out. He throws a low-90s fastball, a slider, and a split-finger fastball. His slider is his best pitch. Ted Lilly has been scuffling. Unfortunately, we don't get to see him this weekend. The worst part about his mediocre FIP (4.35) is that this is happening while he has a BABIP .045 points below his career norm. Regression is going to suck for this southpaw. He throws what is currently a mid-80s fastball, a good slider, an alright change, and the occasional curveball. And now for the trio we face this series. Randy Wells has been the opposite of Ted Lilly so far. His BABIP is abnormally high and his peripherals suggest that he should end up with numbers very similar to what he did last season, with slight improvement. He throws a high-80s fastball, a good slider, and a sub-par changeup. Apparently all it took to make Carlos Silva into a decent pitcher was a trip to the Senior Circuit. He's striking out hitters at a better rate than ever before while walking fewer than usual. His BABIP will jump up eventually and people will stop being completely amazed by his miracle turnaround. And bringing up the rear is former effective starter, Carlos Zambrano. After a relatively unsuccessful trip to the bullpen, Big Z has been sent to the ass-end of the rotation. His BABIP is astronomical and his BB% is higher than usual, so in theory he should return to normal eventually. The $18 million fifth starter throws a low-90s fastball, a splitter, a slider, and a cutter. Despite a ridiculous BABIP (.341), Marmol has been incredibly effective this season. When he's not walking the world (5.33 BB%). There is no way his K% stays at 17 either. Think 13% max. He throws a great slider and a mid-90s fastball. Both are plus pitches.
Outlook: What happens when two equally-matched crappy teams meet to play for a made-up trophy sponsored by the least popular company in the country currently? Apathy. Sox take series 4-2.
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nice write-up
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 11, 2010 6:37 AM CDT reply actions
you beat me to it

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by ChicagoPete on Jun 11, 2010 6:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
where you been, busy watching the series of the wire for the 10th time?
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 11, 2010 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions
lurking reading recaps and previews
Busy summer plus shitty baseball = not much to say.
You still in Europe?
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by ChicagoPete on Jun 11, 2010 8:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah, anxious to see world cup in this environment
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 11, 2010 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
how you like Basel?
Switzerland is ideal as a base camp for seeing the continent
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by ChicagoPete on Jun 11, 2010 12:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I can survive Basel for a couple years
It’s small, but it’s pretty by the Rhine, and it’s loaded with really good modern art and design museums. And like you say it’s central; I’m driving through Germany and Austria, and flying to Rome and Aarhus over the next 4 weeks, I can’t wait!
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 12, 2010 6:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I've heard their museums and churches are excellent
but I’ve only driven through Basel, fast, on the way from Zurich to Strasbourg and back. Zurich and Strasbourg are both really interesting, you should check them out too when you get a chance.
First time in Rome? How long you staying? Whatever it is, double it – Rome is amazing.
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yeah, i really want to spend more time in zurich
rome is only for the long weekend, but i can fly to rome super cheap through easyjet, so i expect to make multiple trips. i’ve heard that driving 100mph can be the norm sometimes on the autobahn south of hamburg, i better buckle up!
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 12, 2010 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions
confession: i think treme blows.
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
Yeah I have to admit now
It has lost me. I don’t like the turn of some of the stories. Oh well.
True Blood begins on Sunday.
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
uh
thats worse
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
Sorry you are on your own there buddy
Love true blood and can’t wait.
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
Anna Paquin had got to be one of the worst actresses of all time.
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
and ugly too
you think after all these years she would have gotten those teeth fixed.
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugly might be going too far
But among all the beautiful famous women in Hollywood she definitely does fall in the bottom quartile
you dont like anything that's cool
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
True Blood is the shit.
This season HAS to be better than season 2, which was a disappointment in my eyes. Bad ass vampire turns into a pussy? C’mon HBO I wanted to see Godrick fuck some shit up!
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
John Goodman is insufferable
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by ChicagoPete on Jun 11, 2010 12:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I watched 2 episodes and couldn't stand Steve Zahn's character.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
the only thing that I can figure
is that he’s deliberately making all the characters loathsome to prove a point which is:
- the city is a dump built on a swamp
- the music is dated and irrelavant
- the cops are corrupt and the bureaucracy inept
- the women are whores and the men are drunks (tip of the hat to Jim McMahon)
Yet, somehow it’s all worth saving
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If anyone knows animal fucking, UG,
it’s you. ;) Good work.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
Indians called up Carlos Santana
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
why is it that all sox fans want to talk about is the cubs?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 11, 2010 7:21 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
we could talk about the kw/og feud
i’d like to see this thing settled via knife-fight — “Beat It” style

Ill pass on the knife dancing.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Jun 11, 2010 8:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I KNOW. RIGHT?. Focus on the TASK at HAND people. Yap yap yap Cubs yap fucking yap. All the fucking time. Maybe if we talked less about the Cubs, the Sox would win more.
rec’dbtw
"In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display."
by homesickalien on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
nice write up
sox take series 2-1
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
At least the Sox aren't disadvantaged by losing their DH this weekend!
The whole thing makes sense now…
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
THAT'S why we did it.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 11, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions
DAY THREE
Im not fooled by the shenanigans of the last 2 days. Yes, it will be tough to not watch the quest for the BP CUP but I remain strong. No tuning in or listening for the Dogg.
Thanks for the writeup U God. Its all I have these days…….
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
Shakespeare said that for YOU, dogg!
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
Shakespeare was way overrated.
seriously, like in the top 10 overrated persons of all time. I’ll give you the complete list on the right rail some day.
he is crediting with being the first person to put like 4000 words in print.
that is certainly something.
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
Had I only been there...
"In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display."
by homesickalien on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't know about people
but Friends is the most overrated show of all time to me. Maybe its a white thing.
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
it has some tough competition with the CSI franchise
but yeah, its real bad.
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
tyler perry
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
what about him?
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
its an Aerosmith side project
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
by Nordhagen on Jun 11, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
now that guy, that's a guy who can write a sitcom.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe I just hate sitcoms
Im an hour type of guy.
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
But will you watch the MLB front office reality show?
"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."
- Kenny Williams
I most certainly will
kenny and ozzie in a feud? Its better than a bar knife fight
He should be suspended. That is a flat-out, absolute disgrace to the umpiring profession, what this guy has been doing. West doesn’t care. -Hawk
Because he’s a f—-ing a—hole, that’s what he is. - Ozzie
by blackoutsox on Jun 11, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
OT but...
What will they call the Big 1T1en???
Or the Pac 10???
Or the Big 12????
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 11, 2010 8:39 AM CDT reply actions
Big (10) and Pac 12? Cash cows! Big 12? Imaginary.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
I respectfully disagree with your assessment of Xavier Nady
Is it just me, or does everyone seem to underrate this guy? He’s almost got an .800 career OPS, and hasn’t exactly played in hitter’s parks along the way. Career .275 EqA (.260 is league average). I understand that he doesn’t exactly play premium defensive positions, but .275 is pretty darned close to league average for LF/RF types, and maybe a tick below for first basemen. That says to me “average” rather than “replacement level”…..I think you’re putting too much weight on his last 115 plate appearances. He’s two years removed from clubbing 37 home runs. People gave up on this guy too early.
Yikes....I thought that was off
Apparently I can’t read statistical pages……that was the 2B column, not the HR column….it was 25. I’m a dunce.
and larry hates you no matter what
but WTGTD will probably suck you dick.
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
by e-gus on Jun 11, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess it takes a WTGTD name drop to go green these days...
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't Nady the last kid before Leake who went straight to the majors?
"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."
- Kenny Williams
our roster is perfectly positioned for the double switch. well done, kenny. we'll beat them at their own game.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Big Jake
It’s Jake batting and pitching against his employer of choice. Expect big things.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Jun 11, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure someone else has already made this joke, but
I can’t think of anything more appropriate than the Sox and Cubs playing for a cup sponsored by a company best known for its institutional incompentence.
Well, maybe a 4 team tournament featuring the Astros, Royals, Mets and Cubs. The first pitch would be thrown out by Joseph Hazelwood. It would air on NBC.
at least the cup looks extra worthless with the real one in town.

Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
by e-gus on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What does the BP cup look like?
I wonder if BP will show how environmental responsible they are by using the “Top Hat” as the cup
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 11, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
why isnt this a sbn chicago editors pick yet?
U-God- I concede Byrd would have been a good addition to the team since that is who you pined for in the off-season.
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
you are way to hardcore for al, larry.
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
too good for SBN Chicago.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
i had no clue he would be this good
"A brief but trenchant analysis of Scott Podsednik
He’s dogshit."
by NYRoyal on Jan 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST
i totally planted that seed
I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.
good piece on FIP and xFIP
particularly for you fantasy players.
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/fantasy/article/the-continued-misuse-of-fip/
Speaking of which....
If you were Hendry, would you be doing everything possible to move Silva now? Doesn’t he (Silva) have only one way to go?
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
i'm not sure his value in other GMs' eyes has improved enough to be worth more than he is to the cubs. they're probably best off just letting this season play out.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Too bad Dr. Lizardo isn't a GM. I recall him expressing a desire for him over Peavy.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
yeah, i saw this, thanks for posting
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 12, 2010 6:06 AM CDT up reply actions
on comcast?
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
fox
near the stage area they’re supposed to end up maybe.
I wonder how many of these people watched one of the games?
was gonna scoff, but could be:
Game 6 drew a 32.8 rating and 50 share in Chicago, which means that half of all homes with televisions in use were tuned into the game.
That is quite better than the earlier games.
if you couldn't go through the trouble of watching a game on television
i’m thinking you’re not very likely to go through the hassle of watching this parade.
i kept trying to figure out the connection with google.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 11, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This can't be:
.,And the Twins, who entered the game with a majors-low 16 errors on the season, committed three errors in Kansas City’s three-run sixth inning that dug a hole too deep.
The slick-fielding Nick Punto(notes) committed two of them at shortstop, his first miscues since July 26, 2009,
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
Blackhawks caught making fun of KenWo

I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
My glass is half empty...and it's not even mid June yet.
To end up at .500 for the season, the Sox have to play at a .534 pace the rest of the way. Not impossible, but…
The Twins are on pace to win 94 games. To pull off that miracle, the Sox need to play at a .660 pace the rest of the way.
I’d say it’s pretty safe for everyone to book their October tee times early.
"I can't believe this just happened...holy crap." - Patrick Kane, during his post-game interview, just moments after scoring the overtime goal to give the Blackhawks the Stanley Cup.
07' rockies
i hold out hope
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It is pouring like a mo-fo in the western 'burbs.
"I can't believe this just happened...holy crap." - Patrick Kane, during his post-game interview, just moments after scoring the overtime goal to give the Blackhawks the Stanley Cup.
anyone else annoyed with Peavy's comments?
not sure if it has been discussed already but it seems a little retarded (for lack of better word), that this assclown says he doesn’t want to rebuild. WELL MAYBE IF YOU WERE A LITTLE BETTER WE WOULDN’T HAVE TO BLOW THIS THING UP! FUCK PEAVY (right now).
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 1:28 PM CDT reply actions
yep. he should shut the fuck up about rebuilding. he's one of the reasons it needs to happen.
Cashing checks and having sex.
peavy's a good ole country boy
so clearly he knows that his xFIP is low and it’s really his defense and bad luck that is causing the problems.
or you can throw xFIP out the window and simply say, he has sucked.
I got a pain in my side on this side, i got a pain on my side on this side. My knees hurt, my elbow hurts like LeBron. Most of all my head hurts, my psyche's hurt. I'm hurting all over my body!
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 11, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
well, i messed up this joke.
i was simply making light of the fact that peavy isn’t the sort of pitcher who would really look much past conventional numbers so he has even less of an excuse for this sort of talk.
hahaha, rec'd
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 12, 2010 6:07 AM CDT up reply actions

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