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Freddy Garcia Should Teach Classes on "How To Win"

The White Sox starting pitchers have gotten themselves back on track in recent outings. Even in losses, the recurringly lackluster offense rather than the starting pitching had been the main culprit. Freddy Garcia sought to end that streak Tuesday.

He used up every pitch in his arsenal by the end of his warmup tosses. By the time the Pirates actually stepped into the batter's box, he was serving up hanging sliders, hanging splitters, phat 87MPH fastballs, you know, his usual stuff. But it wasn't exactly working, as even the outs were loud.

Thankfully, Freddy Garcia knows how to win. And in this case the best thing you can do to assure victory is face off against the Pirates, losers of their last 8 straight. Brad Lincoln took 2-0 lead and quickly evened the score. Before long he had surrendered the lead. And even though Freddy tried to give it back, the league's worst offense was all to happy to let him off the hook with the slimmest of margins. 

The Sox bullpen showed what a series of real pitchers look like when facing Pirates' hitters, combining for 6 Ks against 2 hits, 1BB and, of course, no runs allowed. Although Bobby Jenks surrendered one of the hits, it was about the third time in his last few outings we've heard Hawk exclaim "that's the best Big Bobby has looked in a long time," which has a shade of truth to it, but also the notion that some other club might be watching the broadcast and in the market for late-inning relief. 

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Gotta love the NL bump

problem is most AL teams also get a bump from playing NL teams

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 15, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

You seem to be on less drugs,

as evidenced by the clarity of this recap. Love me some Jenks + bullpen and Sox offense, love me some sweaty freddy after a loss! Also, Bacon.

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Jun 15, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

KenWo is gonna be insufferable in this thread.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jun 15, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh huh.

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Jun 16, 2010 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Danks needs to take this class.

And take some HARDCORE thorough notes.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 15, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Floyd Too

No hitter into the 7th against the Cubs and can’t win the game – Sheesh!

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Jun 16, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

7 wins from our 5th starter,

man Freddy is just so easy to root for right now. Everyone wrote him off about 3 years ago when his velocity completely left him. It’s abundantly clear that he just knows how to pitch, he’s like Mexican Jamie Moyer out there.

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jun 15, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes, like a Venezuelan Mexican Jamie Moyer.

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Jun 16, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

rofl

I gangbang so hard, it would bring back curls.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 16, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

rofl

I gangbang so hard, it would bring back curls.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 16, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Something to point out:

Garcia’s Clutch rating right now is 0.59. His career is -0.05. Interesting to note.

by Shoeless In SC on Jun 15, 2010 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

as determined how?

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 15, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Learning Annex Presents: "Winnin!" with Freddy G.

*Hi, I’m Freddy Garcia- I will show you how to win- games, bets, contests, wagers, competitions, negotiations, raises, brawls, and streetfights, for Just $129!!"

Four weeks in and I’m bitter as shit- Teahenny Penny

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 15, 2010 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

+four payments of $19.99 for S&H

"larry taught me long ago not to ask questions if I didn't already know the answer." -Chiburb

by homesickalien on Jun 15, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

DISCLAIMER: Freddy Garcia will not appear at these events.

(close up on FG, who is looking above the camera)

Hi, I am superstar pitcher Freddy Garcia. Do you want to be as successful as me? Do you want a life of premium gasoline and Solid Gold Dancers? Of course you do. And now……you can. Just call for my free winning informational tape. It will give you the tools to unlock the sweaty, Venezuelan pitcher within. All thanks to my winning informational tape. Call now. 1-888-43-SWEATY. That’s 1-888-43-SWEATY.

(now back to Maury, already in progress)

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jun 16, 2010 6:34 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I loved the solid gold dancers!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 16, 2010 7:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

order now and get your first bar fighting class free from our partners in self improvement!

link

Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."

by e-gus on Jun 16, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

YES!

Peter Fredcis Garaci

"Call me rerarded" - ChiSoxQueen

by RWShow on Jun 16, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

rumor is pedro alvarez is to be called up for in time for tomorrows game.

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jun 15, 2010 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Turns out we really were waiting for Pedro Alvarez

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jun 16, 2010 6:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

official
9:24pm: Colin Dunlap of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that Alvarez has been officially called up. The prospect got the news after Indianapolis’ game on Tuesday night. ESPN’s Buster Olney tweets that Alvarez will be in the lineup against Chicago on Wednesday.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 16, 2010 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

damn cloakers

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jun 15, 2010 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

uh huh

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jun 15, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jun 16, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is we inebriations?

"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."

by Teahenny Penny on Jun 16, 2010 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

which one

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

i particularly liked the pistol shot in the head, after running them over

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Jun 16, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

yah

BB is amazingly slow yet great…i really enjoy how much of a pussy has turned around to be such a stud…a freddy garcia if you will. and i really appreciate how his character has also adopted the honor among thieves mentality.

how many episodes are left?

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I believe that was the finale, sadly. But what an ending!

Who knows where they’ll take the next season

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Jun 16, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that was episode 12,

i just watched 13 online last night. so that was probly it… to be honest i thought this was gonna be the last season. i dont really see it going much further w/o it being redundant or boring. but then again, i thought weeds was over too.

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of good shows, and its a total soap opera

but do you enjoy sons of anarchy?

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a big fan.

"Call me rerarded" - ChiSoxQueen

by RWShow on Jun 16, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hate that i find myself liking it, but i do

it was a good three or four shows till i noticed that was peggy from mwc, so that kind of hooked me, but i wasnt sold until that one guy in prison slammed that bitch DA’s face into the table repeatedly. that was fuckin awesome

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

It has quickly become one of my two or three favorite shows.

FX is really turning it out right now. SOA, Justified, Archer, and even Rescue Me still has its moments.

"Call me rerarded" - ChiSoxQueen

by RWShow on Jun 16, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you enjoy

that kind of bad-assery i recommend battlestar galactica (obviously the newer one).
i appreciate the stigma attached to that show and sci-fi in general. but it was fucking awesome. probably my favourite show of the last decade. edward james olmos is magnificent.

by craigws on Jun 16, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Galactica was stellar

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get off the site!

Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 16, 2010 2:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

its the games hes boycotting

OPOSFJR!
(old piece of shit featuring jovial racism)

Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."

by e-gus on Jun 16, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do you think of Caprica so far?

I found myself digging it.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jun 16, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've only seen

the pilot actually. i was impressed by what i saw though. eric stoltz. whodda thunk it?
i’m currently working my way through the four or five decent british tv shows (not counting comedies) of the last twenty years before settling into a lengthy american series again.
just watched the original ‘life on mars’ which was very good.

by craigws on Jun 16, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hated the pilot

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anything specific?

Did you have expectations for where they were going to go with it? And did you just watch the pilot and not stick with it? Like many shows, it took awhile to really start to develop the chars. By about the 5th episode, It had me.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jun 16, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

really dug it

i’m not sure how great the actors are all told, but the story is pretty damn interesting even if you haven’t seen BG.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 16, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

sons of anarchy is rerarded.

i know we all need some escapism since the sox(our normal source) suck so bad, but that show is awful.

Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."

by e-gus on Jun 16, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i get the feeling you don't like much of anything on tv e-gus

shame.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont like a lot of formulaic stuff.

be it movies, tv, what have you.

Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."

by e-gus on Jun 16, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i completely agree that it is riturded

but somehow it has, or had me hooked…like i said, i wasnt sold until that lady cop got her face smashed. not that i condone beating up on women, but that shit was awesome. i could totally go w/o all the inner circle drama, and that part of the show is awful.

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It reminds me so much of the glory days of the Sopranos.

I’m so happy SSS has found a new show to fap over!

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 16, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sopranos is what it was, not great, not bad.

I thought it really fell off that last season that was turned into two seasons.

Regardless BB is no Wire.

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

today was a game in which freddy may not have brought his best stuff....

but he still got it done. Outstanding. Now i am about to hit the road. KenWo on the beat report. Peace out muthafukkaaaaaaaaaa

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jun 16, 2010 5:45 AM CDT reply actions  

duh

hes a guy that just knows how to win

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

A recap.

I am stunned and pleased. Steased.

Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 16, 2010 6:34 AM CDT reply actions  

skeezed.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jun 16, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who isn't?

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jun 16, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gesundheit.

"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."

by Teahenny Penny on Jun 16, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Loving this strike......

Garcia does his ugly thing and continues to piss on Larry who I called debbie downer this preseason in regards to him. Still have a distaste for junkballer righties? Garcia is actually quite amazing in that you instantly realize from time to time he will get tatooed (thus keeping his advanced numbers pedestrian) but for the most part churns out decent to quality starts and damn well might win 13-15 games with 180 IP.

He didn’t do it last night but Garcia has 8 game this year of pitching 6 innings or more allowing 2 earned runs.

If you find yourself in sniffing distance at some point it may make sense to trade that bullpen arm for a bat instead of prospect allowing a spot for Hudson.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 10:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Sidenote or discussion

Garcia is the perfect argument for those a little more reserved about things like WAR and its ability to measure all worth. Because of the diaster starts, his WAR is only (.5) which really seems ridicuous. Who the hell would argue that Buerhle (1.3), Floyd (1.5) or Peavy (1.1) have been more valuable this season?

Someone did mention it shows up in “clutch” but who the hell looks there. This is why you see national writers making goofy comments like Hudson show replace a largely ineffective Garcia who is bound to regress blah blah blah…

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Over time though

Those disaster starts won’t matter as much if he pitches well the rest of the time. That’s the problem with any of those stats over a small sample size.

In any case though, with a guy like Freddy, unless you start using median instead of mean for his averages, it’s probably going to look bad.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 16, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

there could be something to that

but if you’re going to apply an individualized WAR to each player, you’re getting paid to do it. because now you’re talking about calculating wins dynamically, perhaps including the expected runs scored by Freddy’s offense. i think fangraphs is pretty upfront that their version of WAR is exactly that (emphasis on “their”) and comes with limitations. some users or commentators may not follow the rule, but it’s there.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 16, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

how can he not have distaste for junkballing righties?

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 16, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

How bout them Swiss!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Jun 16, 2010 10:54 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm fond of craigws too!

"larry taught me long ago not to ask questions if I didn't already know the answer." -Chiburb

by homesickalien on Jun 16, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

hrmm..... exactly how betrunken is osfib right now?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 16, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go Dutch

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 16, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love a good ambush

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 16, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love a good ambush

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

amusingly,

they all got tickets via a tv analyst in britain who claims to have known nothing about it.
he has lost his job (of eight years) as a result.

by craigws on Jun 16, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have been promoted!

got a link to that little story or what?

Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."

by e-gus on Jun 16, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

mini-dress fap

link

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 16, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone wanna grab my forearm?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jun 16, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nuthin?!? Really? .

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jun 17, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey sse

where did you expat too? the northside or out of the country?

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Northside... which at first was like a foreign land.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jun 17, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

God bless'em.

"Call me rerarded" - ChiSoxQueen

by RWShow on Jun 16, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2XTuc6i1Uo

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 16, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching Garcia pitch has about the only enjoyable

thing the Sox have offered up this year. I never thought I would look forward to watching him, of all people, this year, but here we are.

by dtv on Jun 16, 2010 11:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Konerko too.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, look at me!

signed,

Serge Protector

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Jun 16, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

My heat is too easy for your love?

Sexily yours,

Thondogg

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 16, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll take it!

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jun 16, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ageists!

Salud,

Vizquel

"larry taught me long ago not to ask questions if I didn't already know the answer." -Chiburb

by homesickalien on Jun 16, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

hsa,

dont you just wanna meet in grant park and make sweet love in public. god knows i do.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jun 16, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed. -MM

by homesickalien on Jun 16, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

so thats a

“yes”

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jun 16, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

ever get that feeling

that you need to be taught how to make love?

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you all aware that you can lose FOURTY SIX POUNDS!!

By obeying this ONE SIMPLE RULE!?!?!?

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 16, 2010 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

in other news...

you’ll never guess
who saved the world.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jun 16, 2010 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

ha

i saw him pimpin that machine to congress on cspan last week

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I inadvertently get those all the time while surfing.

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed. -MM

by homesickalien on Jun 16, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I swag

while I surf
now watch me surf and swag

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jun 16, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Waterworld

Still sucked.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

no doubt

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

he throws perfect games and cleans up oil spills AND makes magical baseball fields out of farmland!?

what a guy!

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Jun 16, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He also saved Whitney Houston's life.

Well, before crack and Bobby Brown ruined it.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 16, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crack is whack

Besides Bobby didnt bring out anything that wasn’t there already. Personally I think some of her musical work while with Bobby was her best- edgy.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

only tdogg would know

crack is whack.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jun 16, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummmm

because? what I do crack?

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 16, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont knock it

if you havent tried it…first one is free

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

pssh please

if you did crack you woulden’t be able to post as frequently as you do. meth on the other hand….

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jun 16, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

so that was the one for this month?

or was it week?

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 16, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

"BP, do you wanna have a catch?"

"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."

by Teahenny Penny on Jun 16, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

what?

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jun 16, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Field of Dreams, yo

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed. -MM

by homesickalien on Jun 16, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i assumed so

but where did that come from

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jun 16, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I'd be more impressed if he came directly from his own funeral to film in Iowa...

At least you had a job to return to…grumble grumble

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 16, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just saying.

A little extra emotion ummph.

"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."

by Teahenny Penny on Jun 16, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

a bit morbid, but VG

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Jun 16, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is fantastic.

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed. -MM

by homesickalien on Jun 16, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of BP, check out this neck tat

Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST

I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 16, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heard on morning Chicago sports radio...

Tribune reporter Dave Van Dyck on the Ozzie vs. Kenny saga: “This too shall Pasqua.”

"They're a bunch of choir boys that I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with." - Sun-Times reporter Joe Cowley on the lack of toughness of the 2010 White Sox

by tailgater on Jun 16, 2010 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Or as "The Old Roman" used to say...

Where did the day go?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Comiskey

I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).

by Chiburb on Jun 16, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

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