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White Sox Sweep Pirates, Dayan Viciedo Promoted For Some Reason

As seems to happen every year around this time, the struggling White Sox surge towards respectability has coincided with the annual trip through the National League, and specifically the lowly Pittsburgh Pirates, now losers of eleven straight. I might compliment the Sox on their recent streak, winning 7 of their last 8 if it wasn't for the competition. It's sad to say, but this weekend's series with the Washington Nationals is a better barometer than games against the Cubs at Pirates. 

While the Sox appear to be a team headed back in the right direction -- the starting pitching has been especially good over the last 10 games -- they're still a flawed team making questionable decisions. Jake Peavy was scratched from Thursday's game with fluid in/on his shoulder, but swears he'll be fine with rest and is scheduled to start Saturday. But the most obvious problem with the Sox, the one that was plainly obvious from the day the roster was constructed, lies in their lack of competent major league bats. The Sox finally did something to remedy that following Thursday's game by calling up Dayan Viciedo.

Wait, what? 

Sure, Viciedo has hit .300 in each of the last two months at AAA, and has demonstrated some of the pop that was promised upon his $10M signing, but his woeful 52-to-8 K/BB ratio speaks volumes about his MLB readiness. I'm actually much more bullish on Viciedo than Larry and other prospect gurus, but it's clear that Viciedo needs to refine his approach with considerable more minor league time.

Yet the White Sox seem to think that rushing a kid who has no position and no defensive upside is the answer to their offensive troubles. I'm sure Greg Walker can help him ease right into a Major League approach at the plate.

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omgwtfbbq!!!

I was out all night biking and I missed out on this?!

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Jun 17, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

all night biking?

mercy

"No doubt about it." - Big Hurt

by tourist178 on Jun 18, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

like most things white sox

it defines reason.
i wonder if newton’s laws of motion actually apply in the front office.

by craigws on Jun 17, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

if you want someone up for offensive worth,

which can be the only skewed logic behind this, then surely flowers is who you bring-up.
i don’t see this going well for viciedo, but i’d like to be wrong.

by craigws on Jun 17, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flowers' splits are pretty terrible as well

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 18, 2010 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

he's been fine

since he stopped listening to walker.

by craigws on Jun 18, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Viciedo did improve his walk rate around the time he started hitting

yeah thats all I got

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 17, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I read that he was promoted and was really confused

Also, will he play 3rd? I thought he was moved to first, but with Nix released – who plays 3rd? Only Vizquel now or will we see Viciedo there?

by shaftr on Jun 17, 2010 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

The Cuban Tank joins the Cuban Missle, the White Sox will now have the most explosive offense in baseball. I’ll go back to my friends Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker now.

White Sox fan since the mid 70's.

by verchad on Jun 17, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Im drinking some Founders Red's Rye PA myself.

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Jun 17, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

good schtuff

Try Two Brother’s Cane and Abel

by 815Sox on Jun 17, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have that regularly since my local store started stocking it.

Resistance is also awesome from them.

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Jun 18, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he was the Cuban Pimp

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 17, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

What this team needs is more struggling youngsters.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 17, 2010 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep from flying back from school and getting up for the USA game, but that cracked me up

by jeeves on Jun 18, 2010 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

As opposed to struggling veterans.

FFS.

Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Viciedo in his short time

has already outperformed the expected production at AAA. He probably DH’s more but if the team is not going to make a deal yet why not take a shot? Is he likely to be successful? Maybe not but I don’t think he’s somehow “ruined”. Nix provided squat.

And if his “fool plenty” start helps the White Sox into contention (the point) initially, I will take it. This team up to this point has not been beating pretty much any team so I don’t see the point in dogging it when they do actually win.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 17, 2010 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

too bad you'll miss his debut

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 17, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd add that I was pretty much dead set against this

especially with his initial start, but I definitely have come around somewhat as he really displayed the power. Again maybe he fails right now but I like the chance. As for the timing, I like that also. Why not bring him up in middle of a somewhat hot street? Less pressure I think. This doesn’t satisfy my call for radical behavior but its a start.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 17, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

--

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 18, 2010 3:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not really

I’m realistic on what to expect. I just don’t get all this “omg Dayan is up for Jason freaking Nix!” As I said I don’t think he will be ruined. You are not starting any clock on him and sometimes these players provide lifts before the league figures them out.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 18, 2010 6:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm just teasing you tdogg, i agree with most of what you write

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jun 18, 2010 6:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

This does start his clock.

The deal he signed doesn’t affect his arbitration status, those rules still apply.

by coffeepac on Jun 18, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont understand coffee

What are you saying? My impression is Alexei and Dayan have 4 year deals, with 2 years of arbitration. Has does this change anything? What rule am I confusing.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 18, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 4 year deals are for four real years

not 4 of the 6 team control years. For Alexei his deal lines up the four real years with the four control years because he spent no time in the minors.

but Viciedo burned his first contract year in the minors (2009) which left 3 years on his contract and 6 years of team control. you only burn team control years if you are on the 25 man roster.

make sense?

by coffeepac on Jun 18, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahhh got you.

thanks.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 18, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing in these NL games, he'll only see time at 3b

And he will probably sit against tough righties. I’m interleague games at home, I’d guess he will Dh or play 1b, with him and Paulie switching it up between those two spots. And after interleague, if he’s playing well enough, he’ll prob just be playing either DH or 1B. They might give him a shot at 3b tho. From what I’ve heard, he’s got a cannon. Fielding isn’t good tho. Then again, I don’t see him being worse than Nix, and even before Nix, Teahen isn’t exactly Brooks Robinson either.

by nsam93 on Jun 17, 2010 10:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

yes.

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed. -MM

by homesickalien on Jun 17, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

A green character, you might say.

"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."

by Teahenny Penny on Jun 17, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dayan = Todd Parker?

The Sox are pulling a reverse “Boogie Nights.” I know it.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jun 18, 2010 4:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Strasburg, Hanson, Hudson

Perfect time to call up Viciedo. This is definitely a head-scratcher……is KW feeling some pressure and hoping that a “called up and never stops hitting ala Pujols Viciedo” is what he needs to show Jerry he’s worth keeping around as GM. I don’t get this…..

by stanchar on Jun 17, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

He was called up to hopefully provide additional offensive help

And KW is not in trouble with Reinsdorf.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 17, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

when was Hudson called up?

or is there another one?

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 17, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is referring

to pitching opponents

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 17, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

thank you

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 17, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess it could also be that KW is now operating as if the Sox are back in it and he knows

he needs a 3B option that is not Vizquel. So before he explores the secondary market (Lowell, etc) he figures why not just see if the kid can do anything over the next 40 days?

by stanchar on Jun 17, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently I write things

just for myself……

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 17, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who said that?

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 17, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

this was well put!!

"No doubt about it." - Big Hurt

by tourist178 on Jun 18, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

plus

it probably helps the timing a little bit that he’s riding a hot streak in AAA. With higher confidence, the transition will be a bit easier than if had been struggling some

by jeeves on Jun 18, 2010 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lannan

Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."

by e-gus on Jun 18, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

To me it looks like a somewhat panicky move by KW to justify pumping a lot of money into a player who looks like he’ll be a washout. Hope he proves me wrong, but $10mil for a guy who can’t field a position with zero plate discipline looks like a a big waste of money.

Add in the Teahen and Kotsay contracts, and there’s $25mil swirling down the toilet with zero rate of return. And let’s not talk about Peavy just yet.

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2010 5:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's only 21, and should be able to hit lefties.

Could/should be an upgrade over Nix currently, and with a higher upside.
Could also be an admission that Jones ain’t working.

I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).

by Chiburb on Jun 18, 2010 6:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pete wtf are you talking about?

So now Dayan, in his 1 1/3 years of professional ball looks like a washout???? You do realize he is 21 years old right?

And what does Teahan and Kotsay have to do with anything? Is this some type of Oliver Stone line connection that I’m missing that has Peavy in the grassy knoll?

It’s one thing to think Dayan is not ready. It’s another to imply the kid is a buster. Forget the 10 million. It’s actually cheap in light of the international scene and his cuban free agency.

Im sorry I totally disagree about it being a panicky move. Its a more a “lets see what the kid can do?” The White Sox have decisions to make in the next few weeks. I expect to see Hudson soon too.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 18, 2010 6:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's only under control until 2012

He might be major league ready in a couple years, but he doesn’t look like it now. As far as the CWS are concerned, he needs to start producing pretty damn quick to justify a sizable investment.

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2010 6:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

wrong

The Sox have him for 6 years. Second any decent minor leaguer that was a free agent instead of drafted would make coin. The White Sox are not Oakland. 2.5 million a year is not crippling. Gimme a break.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 18, 2010 6:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Plus Boras is his agent now

If he puts up any kind of numbers in the next couple years good luck re-signing him.

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2010 6:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

dogg, you have to cut Pete some slack.

Ever since his fiery crash on I-65 which resulted in his death, he tends to see the negative side of things first.

Or maybe it’s just living in Indiana.

I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).

by Chiburb on Jun 18, 2010 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

call me negative

But to me DV seems a mistake. No discipline at neither the home nor dinner plate. Too fat to be of use at 3B, which is ridiculous for a 21yr old. And he’s making so much money you can’t tell him anything.

Not exactly the guy I’d like to see rewarded with a callup.

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2010 11:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Okay your negative

Yeah Dayan has been terrible at AAA this year.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 18, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

52 K / 8 BB

He closes his eyes and swings for the fences each AB, sounds just like Uribe – but a younger, fatter one wo any defense and a big FU contract.

I’m obviously not a fan of his – and I haven’t even seen him play.

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2010 11:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe look at him as a replacement for Jones? DH versus LH?

I don’t think he could do worse than him (post April), and to spell Omar a game or 2 a week at 3B isn’t a bad idea.

I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).

by Chiburb on Jun 18, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

"and I haven’t even seen him play"

Yeah that pretty much sums it up. No one is arguing that he doesn’t need a better eye. But he has 28 xbh in 69 hits. Your argument that its a big fat contract is just silly. How do you know what kind of shape he’s in now? Seems to me a lot of his performance shows improvement and he has had some success in AAA so far when almost no one thought it would happen this year. This reeks of pointless overreacting and using a kk/bb ratio to run with it.

Ozzie laid out his plan with Dayan and its reasonable and careful.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 18, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you threw in the towel on these bums?

3 game sweep of the Pirates and you dug those rose-colored glasses back out of the drawer eh?

I reserve the right to say everything this team does sucks UNTIL they get over .500

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is patently unfair to Rios, Konerko and Danks

Ramirez is rounding into form on schedule too.

"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."

- Kenny Williams

by justjc on Jun 18, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see KenwWo got to you.

"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."

- Kenny Williams

by justjc on Jun 18, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever your feelings

regarding freddy, you can’t say that he has sucked.

by craigws on Jun 18, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of like this Vizquel kid

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2010 4:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Contreras Effect

Alexei will start hitting grand slams again.

by Newcomer on Jun 17, 2010 11:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Does this mean I have to change my sig.?

"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"

by Brush Back on Jun 17, 2010 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

hell no

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 17, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thx!

"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"

by Brush Back on Jun 18, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh no... Erstad retired

"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"

by Brush Back on Jun 18, 2010 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

How did his lunch pail take the news?

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by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Jun 18, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

so that makes him eligible for the Hall of Fame

in what, 2015 or 2016?

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by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2010 6:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just not right

Gotta be some kind of fast track for someone that grindy. I mean what have I been training for all these years if not?

by Grinder in Training on Jun 18, 2010 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

brilliant!

for Darin Erstad Day Week they can give out lunchpails

by jeeves on Jun 18, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

i wonder how

he’ll grind his way through retirement.
someone that grindy surely won’t be able to accept all this sitting about.
maybe he can dedicate himself to some hardcore alcoholism.

by craigws on Jun 18, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

leave NoDak out of this!!

at least our state has a budget surplus and we can afford to pay employees…I love the Sox, but Illinois sucks!!

Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.

by SavePeavytill2010 on Jun 18, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been to your strip clubs.

Do not recommend.

"I just want people to remember there's a guy in between these things."

by Teahenny Penny on Jun 18, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

so what number will he wear?

I say he continues Becks tradition of helping you forget about previous shitty players and takes 5

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 18, 2010 12:21 AM CDT reply actions  

23

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 18, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Talking shit about Uribe?

Dislike.

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by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Jun 18, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

no, Goggles

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 18, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

and Nix

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 18, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, I really didnt pay enough attention to either.

HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

by omnipotent grab on Jun 18, 2010 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

VIciedo MLE per minor league splits:

.247/.282/.405

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 18, 2010 12:43 AM CDT reply actions  

if you convert that to wOBA

it comes out to about the same.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 18, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

*the same as what Kotsay's done so far

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 18, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

VIciedo MLE per BP:

.268/.304/.472

…i really don’t think that’s right though.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 18, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions  

done.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jun 18, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

so, i'm in DC. got tix for the next 2 games. suppose i'll do a recap or whatever.

i’m drunk, just got back to my hotel room. gotta wake up soon for world cup action.

anxious to see another struggling cuban. and strasburg.

updates to follow.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jun 18, 2010 1:40 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm here, too

If you see a guy wearing a white shirt, say hi. It’s probably me.

Or shoot me an email if you’d rather go through the effort to arrange a meeting place.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 18, 2010 1:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

SSS whore.

MM, be careful.

Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2010 7:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

What the fail!

“Beneath his unassuming, boy-next-door facade lies a serpent waiting to strike; an evil temptress who’ll seduce you with exotic foods and intimate baseball companionship, only to crush your soul when he moves on to his next innocent victim. He’s a predator posing as a house pet. He is… Sox Machine.”

"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly

by RWShow on Jun 18, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

For those not ready to jump off the dead end

Jim’s perspective.

This move makes sense, although Viciedo will probably be used sparingly due to his present inability to hit righties:

    * vs. LHP: .365/.426/.800, four walks over 55 ABs.
    * vs. RHP: .268/.298/.443, four walks over 183 ABs.

But really, hitting lefties is all they need Viciedo to do, and even if he’s not ready, he’d be hard-pressed to hit them worse than Nix did. The Shetland Pony was just 2-for-28 against southpaws, which made him useless. He hadn’t played well at third, so if "versatility" was the only thing he offered, Omar Vizquel and Brent Lillibridge can easily handle his duties.

Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."

by Tdogg on Jun 18, 2010 7:45 AM CDT reply actions  

makes sense if Ozzie actually uses him in this role

also heard that Jim is a whore

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 18, 2010 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

i don't think you're qualified to discuss until you watch more games.

and you can’t watch more games, cuz they’ll start losing if you do.

in summary (and unfortunately wu-ish): GTFOTS!

by Trooper on Jun 18, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

erm.

you’re not going to learn that much from 300 PA, let alone if you split them in half. his scouting report is all bat speed, so if he can’t hit righties it’s because he can’t touch a slider.

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 20, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nix was released on the 38th anniversary of Watergate

Coincidence? Hmmmm?

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jun 18, 2010 8:35 AM CDT reply actions  

"Release of Nix on 38th Anniversary"

See, got the Nix/On together.

I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).

by Chiburb on Jun 18, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ixnay

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Jun 18, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great album...great band.

"They're a bunch of choir boys that I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with." - Sun-Times reporter Joe Cowley on the lack of toughness of the 2010 White Sox

by tailgater on Jun 18, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why the hell wouldn't they wait until Mondy to bring him up?

Is Colin around to explain the DH acronym for me? I’m missing something about adding a gloveless member of the Rotating DH for this weekend.

"I can't believe this just happened... holy crap."
Kaner!

by Mitch. on Jun 18, 2010 10:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Pinch hitter that can hit zee lefties?

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Jun 18, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jayson Nix was gloveless AND batless.

Not exactly useful.

"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly

by RWShow on Jun 18, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I could see him starting Sunday versus Lannon. Omar can't (shouldn't) play every day.

I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).

by Chiburb on Jun 18, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like that he's been the best third basemen on the team so far.

You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead. ~The Hooligan

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 18, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know I'm just echoing T-Dogg here

But evaluate the move for the player being replaced. Viciedo > Nix if only for his power potential. Good move.

Now, riddle me this Batman. Randy Williams is still around.

"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."

- Kenny Williams

by justjc on Jun 18, 2010 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm pouring this one for our homie, Jayson Nix

"They're a bunch of choir boys that I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with." - Sun-Times reporter Joe Cowley on the lack of toughness of the 2010 White Sox

by tailgater on Jun 18, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Used to be our homey, used to be our ace

Now we wnat to slap the taste out his mouth

Or just release him

"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."

- Kenny Williams

by justjc on Jun 18, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

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