White Sox Homerless Win-Streak Straight Out of Dead Ball Era
So I have to start this post with an apology, somewhere, probably two weeks ago exactly, I wrote that the site would be much-improved in the month of June thanks to my immobility and lack of options of things to do. To be completely honest, that clearly hasn't been the case.
I had no idea how much the drugs I was taking would absolutely kick my ass. Those of you who are Facebook friends of mine can attest to some of the wackiness that has left my mind in my state of constant drunkenness. You'd think that such a lack of filter would result in some high quality, if addled, content, but that simply didn't happen. Every time I opened up the editor window my mind would go blank short of being able to say. Win, good. Fire, bad.
But the real tragedy has been the absolute loss of memory. The White Sox selected Chris Sale at approximately the same time I took my first cocktail of drugs, and from that point on, I can't remember a damn thing about the Sox or much of anything else. I mean, I knew he had signed last night, but I couldn't even remember his first or last name, one of which we share. So when I sat down to write a recap of the week that was last night, a week in which I'd kicked the hard stuff, I couldn't come up with anything to say still. I really only remember the games from Friday on, and I missed much of Peavy's start Saturday.
Time has condensed, folded back upon itself, and memories seem as vaporous and fuzzy as dreams. I can't separate what's really happened from what feels like it happed, and can't place anything properly on a timeline, which makes it really hard to do what I do best -- when I actually do write anymore -- write experientially, telling the story of what it's like to be a fan of this team at any given moment.
So here's the best I can come up with at the moment; taking a look at the Sox recent run in the context of their history with B-R's Play Index:
- Someone wondered in the comments section when the last time the Sox had a "9-1" in the Last 10 Games column of the standings was. I don't think I can search rolling 10 game stretches in PI, but I can search for winning streaks. The Sox haven't won 10 in a row in a single season since 1976. They came close with 9 in a row and the Iguchi 7-RBI comeback in '06, which is when I believe the last 9-1 appeared in the last 10 games column. Ed Note: Nordhagen points out that the last 9-1 came from the surprisingly near past, like less than a year ago. The Sox were 9-1 on last July 4th.
- The Sox haven't hit a HR in their last 8 games. I repeat. The White Sox, the "one-dimensional, station-to-station" White Sox, have not hit a HR in 8 straight games. They've gone 7-1 in those 8 games.
- The longest streak without a HR in my lifetime (30+ seasons) was a 14-game stretch in 1989. The only other streak longer than the current one came in 1986 at 9 games. Not surprisingly, the Sox record in those games clocked in at 6-8 and 4-5, respectively.
- The Sox have won 6 in a row without the aide of the HR for the first time since prior to WWII. They still have a few more games to go to set a club record, but the offense has been straight out of the deadball era.
- Limiting it further, since all 6 of those game have come on the road, these Sox have tied the longest streak (with 3 other teams) of homerless road wins in the easily searchable (post 1920) Play-Index time frame.
- The Sox are actually 10-1 in their last 11, with big offensive outbursts on the bookend games. They've hit .279/.335/.408 in the 11-game run, and .264/.324/.372 in their latest last 10 (9-1). So it's obviously not the offense that's resulted in this streak of competency, but that's for another post...
149 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
the sox go homerless
and so does sss…not a winner, not one. and i thought you alls wuz numbers junkies!?!
http://www.southsidesox.com/2010/4/20/1432000/when-will-white-sox-get-back-to-500
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions
i was within 2 weeks
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
plus, doesnt being the author automatically exclude you and family members from that $1000 purse you were offering?
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
And especially not in perfect games.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 21, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
well kenwo was slightly closer
but yeah, not close enough, NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
I haven't posted in a while, so forgive me for the noobish sounding post.
Is the only way to save one of those pics in the news headline to take a ss/paste? Cuz that pic of juan laying down the bunt with gordon running home in the background is really sweet.
what happens to SSS during the offseason?
right clicky/save as works for me, as well as dragging it to desktop
and yes, thatsa pretty nice one
for some reason i dont get save as when right clicking in firefox... dragging to desktop works though.
what happens to SSS during the offseason?
Yeah that is a pretty tight picture.
Ozzieball at it’s finest!!
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 21, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
eh
just like in 05 right T
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Nevermind the 200 HRs in 05.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Jun 21, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
it was a joke
http://www.southsidesox.com/2010/6/20/1527551/sale-chisox-agree-on-1-656-million#40205384
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone know of a good site for Sox wallpaper, Id love to use these pics but they're pretts low resolution.
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
I thought we had agreed long ago on this site
that home runs were overrated. Bunt singles are where it’s at baby!
"They're a bunch of choir boys that I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with." - Sun-Times reporter Joe Cowley on the lack of toughness of the 2010 White Sox
win streak
Great to see them playing well. I think this is the team we all thought we’d see on Opening Day. One more bat and we’ll be right there come Aug/Sept.
hope the homers are all backed up and its just a matter of time before they explode all over this homestand.
the exploding scoreboard just got a whole lot sticker
by Trooper on Jun 21, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
nice way to bring new meaning
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought you meant "sticker".
Though I believe you are in an alternative universe, so confabulation is within the norm for you.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
I believe the HR-less streak in 1989
had something to do with Dan Pasqua scoring some especially potent weed, that the team thoroughly enjoyed. Nobody was in the mood to be overly agressive at the plate.
"They're a bunch of choir boys that I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with." - Sun-Times reporter Joe Cowley on the lack of toughness of the 2010 White Sox
that club only hit 94 on the year
Many of them went on to become Sox coaches. And a few also died.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
This is your loudest cry for help yet, ChEAT.
Would someone who cares please organize an intervention for this man?
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
no drugs today
buy I’ll go back to the ibuprofen tomorrow for the good of the team, they can’t seem to win without me checked out in some way; vacation, drug haze, it doesn’t matter.
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
maybe WU can hook you up with some of his cialis when you start your rehab assignment.
by Trooper on Jun 21, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well evidently
I have to lose power for three days for them to sweep. However I did go to the bar yesterday and watched the game.
Encarnacion is better than Teehans, right?
he got cut today
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
He'd be better at 3B, if that's what you mean
But not by much.
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 21, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
im not really lobbying for it.
he just strikes me as a better option than what we have, which bugs me.
Dan Patrick- "Why is this affecting you?"
Jeremy Roenick- "Its the Chicago Blackhawks man."
no
i’m a jays follower, you don’t want Edwin. how he’s still in the bigs is beyond me
we're just THAT good
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
We may never lose again.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
I'm just now reading through this thread and you are cracking me up, uncle!
ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper
by homesickalien on Jun 21, 2010 8:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My parents said shit that I had to vow to never repeat
While on heavy doses of pain meds after the car accident.
Speaking of Viciedo nicknames...
I see that Jim is going with “Cuban Pimp”. I’m not a big fan of that. I didn’t realize how much I disliked it until I saw it in pixels this morning.
Any better ideas out there?
If his 3B D is lacking, it’s due to range (as I recall reading). If true, and he does have a strong arm as was mentioned in a recent game thread, I’d opt for “Dayan Cannon”.
Anybody else?
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
by Chiburb on Jun 21, 2010 6:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I understand tank as reference to his body type,
But Cuban Tank doesn’t mean anything to me.
Even Cuban Missle is a misnomer, as they were actually Russian.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
by Chiburb on Jun 21, 2010 6:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Im sticking with Hot Fire.
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Jun 21, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get it. Splain please, Lucy.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
by Chiburb on Jun 21, 2010 6:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the character says "dye-lan", but i think we're allowing it
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=making-the-band&videoId=219445
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 21, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
This stuck with me as well. But I'm open to something that he earns as well.
ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper
by homesickalien on Jun 21, 2010 8:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
as well as another thing...
heheh sheeeeeit I don’t proofread via mobile.
Hot Fire!!
ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper
by homesickalien on Jun 21, 2010 8:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Alexei
sounds Russian to me
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jun 22, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
After some research:
Dayan: 1) title of a judge of a Jewish religious court, 2) israeli general or statesman, 3) bear up, hang on, keep it up
That’s all I got
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 21, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
reggaefunkyjew
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't actually heard an announcer say it, but
I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Diane. Which opens up the possibilities.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
by Chiburb on Jun 21, 2010 6:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it's a-leash-a (long a). But I get your point.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
by Chiburb on Jun 21, 2010 6:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i can hear hawk saying the third one
as dayan steps up to the plate
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
and this guy is in chicago too
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I alternate between Cuban Pimp, Tank and Pimptank
But one of my readers noted that you can rearrange the letters in his name to spell “Avoid Cyanide.”
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
"Pimp" is not descriptive at all.
Plus you won’t get quoted in the MSS, Jim. Get creative, FFS.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
pimp named dayan (die-anne)
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw "Jackin' Dayan" pop up on Twitter.
That wasn’t bad.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 21, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Si.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
i like that muchly
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
The only problem is that it requires him to hit well.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Yeah. Cuban Pimp requires no baseball success.
Merely that he be Cuban, dress flashy, and pimp ho’s.
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 22, 2010 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Readers?
What exactly is there to read?
HI I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BEVERAGES
by billyok on Mar 13, 2010 5:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
by omnipotent grab on Jun 21, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's I conquer, I eat....
How about “9 course meal”?
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 21, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
craigws's translation should somehow be incorporated into a nickname.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
among the top 10 search referral terms today are
Huge, shemale, icp, eye candy
I can only imagine what that combination will yield, cuz I’m not gonna plug it into the google
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
Not without meds.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
by Chiburb on Jun 21, 2010 6:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Cheat, you just need some better drugs
Hunter Thompson wrote some amazing shit while wacked out of his brain on some pretty strong stuff. I just don’t recommend using your face as a shield when taking on the Hells Angels.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Plus
more practice before you’re forced to take drugs. Ibuprofen? You must be getting better. Take care man.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
I knew he was the man all along
Perhaps White Sox hitting coach Greg Walker can help in this department. Chicago has the fewest strikeouts in the majors (349).
http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/FantasySourceFastball/entry/view/69465/get_to_know_dayan_viciedo,3b,white_sox
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
If that is not grindy...
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
Plus
- in the AL in HBP, with 34 (behind yankees, 37). Grindy…
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 21, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
not sure what happened there... number 2 in the AL
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 21, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Strasburg.
They were #1 going in.
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
by Chiburb on Jun 21, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
BTW, OPOS,
when I read “dead ball” in the title I thought it was the test results of your latest physical.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
LOL!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 21, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
"Why don't ya pull your lip over your head and schwallow!"

"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly
Nice sig.
Did I mention I hate you? How is God going to forgive me as long as you keep reminding Him what a jackalope I am?
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
I think He'll probably have a bigger problem with the rampant boy-fucking.
"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly
As long as He's OK with the kitten rape I'm good.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
this is oddly the truth
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 21, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Cubs this weekend
We’ll be back at #1 soon.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jun 22, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
MLB rumblings and rumors BP
The White Sox’ fallback plan at third base is to trade for the Red Sox’ Mike Lowell if rookie Dayan Viciedo shows he is not ready for the job.
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
Still don't want him.
He’s too ugly. Will bring down our Bacon-Rios-Q handsome quotient.
"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly
If he's cheap to aquire he still has enough of a glove for me.
and bat for that matter.
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
rios' overflow of handsomeness...
is enough to mask any amount of ugly, even if the white sox traded for lowell-pedroia-lackey (the anti B-R-Q)
Maybe we can trade John Danks to the mariners
For Jose Lopez???
So what is the Sox record when they score 5 runs?
Atlanta is a ridiculous 31-0.
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2010/06/21/the-five-run-system/
I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness-Al Yellon (at his Cub fans).
by Chiburb on Jun 21, 2010 7:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Atlanta has been as hot as when Sherman marched through Georgia.
I don’t see it lasting, but it is interesting to watch.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
bring in the cooler
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
They are a good test
The Sox have little to lose right now unless of course they get swept.
Buggin' Out: "Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass."
Sal: "You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott."
Hopefully we have a good turnout the next couple of games
Promotions look very interesting for the series:
1) Tuesday: Ozzie Growth Charts (great for WTGTD)
2) Wednesday: 70’s Style Tube Socks (great for all you well endowed individuals like myself who like to keep the goods warm at night)
3) Grandparents Day and Seniors Stroll the Bases (good game for Chi and WU; also for larry following the numerous old farts in ambulances to Mercy)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 21, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
i dont get it
my cock is long enough, my girl likes to hold a ruler to it…
I gangbang so hard, it would bring back curls.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 24, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Both the Sox and Atlanta have 31 5+ run games?
Weird.
"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly
this is really freaking cheat out right now....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 21, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
searched via
b-r need a sub to see the full set i guess, but you can click search again and any individual team to get the missing results.
So we are 6 games behind ATL in that dept.
Sounds about right. How are they in one-run games against Washington? Huh?
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
theres too much baseball related talk in this thread
Look I just want to pass my last Microsoft exam and sleep with white women.
by Tdogg on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM CST
I'm with MM on this one. Some can pull it off for a while, but eventually
they all think with their pussies.
by Chiburb on May 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 21, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That is awesome.
I really like the gallon counter.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
With the obligatory pelican pics.
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
pelicans are stupid... ever seen that vid of the one trying to eat a seagull
fuck, just do a youtube search for “pelican eats” they’re goats with wings
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Jun 21, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The ibuprofin is kicking in, isn't it?
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
hsa's favorite bird, i presume
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Wha-!?!
You take that back godammit!
ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper
by homesickalien on Jun 21, 2010 8:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"Dear Cheat-
I’m writing this because I care… I don’t think you realize how much your drug abuse is hurting not only yourself, but those who love you…"
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 21, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no, cheat has gone crazy!
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Men are such douchebags and fucking IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 21, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
wow. i looked that up. crazy.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 21, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to log off.
“Dirty Dancing” is on AMC. “Nobody puts Baby in a corner!” And “You don’t understand the way it is, I mean for somebody like me. Last month, I’m-I-I’m eating Jujubes to keep alive, this month women are stuffing diamonds in my pockets. I’m bouncing on shit and quick as that I could be down there again.” (Surely MM has used that one.)
Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
The talk of pelicans put you in the mood for some Jennifer Grey beak?
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 21, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Pawn Stars and American Pickers marathon!
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
never seen that movie, but i like that last quote. gotta enjoy the moment.
days like today remind how quick it can vanish.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 21, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
god i love watching the yankees suck balls
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
hahaha this is awesome
burnett sits down the 1st 2 batters, then a solo shot, 2 singles, a 3 run shot and a solo shot.
4-0 already
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
still 2 outs
ground rule double1
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Well that was fun for a bit...
"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jun 21, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
almost walked the pitcher.
still an 6 pitch AB though. that was awesome
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by 














