A Brief Conversation...

by Steveski on Jun 25, 2010 7:00 PM CDT

...between me and the fireworks detonated upon our tenth consecutive victory:

Me: Hell yeah! Ten straight baby!

Fireworks: Boom! Bang!

Me: It's even sweeter that number 10 came against these primary-colored North Side jagoffs!

Fireworks: Pop! Boom!

Me: Sing along with me - Fuuuck the Cuuubs, Fuu-ooo-uuuck the Cuu-ooo-uuubbbss!

Fireworks: Boom-pop-boom, Boo-OOO-oom Pop Booo-OOO-ooom!

Me: Awesome! You know I was born the same year the Sox last won 10 straight?

Fireworks: Bang?

Me: I'm not kidding! 1976.

Fireworks: Boom! Pop-pop-pop!

Me: Well I wouldn't say that, I mean I'm no spring chicken, but-

Fireworks: Thump! Tat-Boom!

Me: Alright now, 34's not that old. Sure, I've got some hair growing where it didn't use to...

Fireworks: Bam! P-pop!

Me: Hey whaddabout you!? How long have you been around?

Fireworks: Ratta-ratta pop BANG!

Me: Well I'm no expert on the shelf-life of combustibles, but I'd think the very conditions of your existence preclude the possibility of longevity for-

Fireworks: BOOM! BOOM! BANG!

Me: Oh, sure! Feel free to interrupt a hairy aging man! I...you know what? Just give me the gahdam finale already, you dick.

Fireworks: Ratta-tatta Pop Baaang! Thump B-Boomp Booom! BANG!BANG!

Me: Yeah! Tennnn straight to-daaaayyy, ee-leh-ven to-mah-roooooowwww...

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yup, that's a rec.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 25, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions

oh indeed

I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production.

by colintj on Jun 25, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions

He doesn't post often, but when he does...

Man, when BP gets done with the cleanup, they need to send him down there. The amount of sand in his vagina could easily restore half the gulf.
by South Side Expat on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions

Brilliant!

You know, from the other beer commercial

by 3E8 on Jun 25, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions

I drink to this!

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jun 25, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions

This I like.

And the recommendations are flowing!

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Jun 25, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions

this is nothing

a picture on BaB got 61 recs in an hour when Kirk was traded

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 25, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions

Link?

I’d like to see the picture

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Jun 25, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions

.

www.blogabull.com/2010/6/24/1534875/kurt-to-the-wiz#comments

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jun 25, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions

To be fair.. completely deserved

There is nothing better than sad D. Wade.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 26, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions

Just to clarify...Red and Blue on the uniforms,

Yellow in their hearts.

by Steveski on Jun 25, 2010 11:10 PM CDT reply actions

Pure gold.

Nothin’ like a Steveski post.

ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper

by homesickalien on Jun 25, 2010 11:56 PM CDT reply actions

Awesome- but I didnt know fireworks were related to the Hansen's...

boom pop?

Now, that reminds me of a bomb pop that the ice cream man used to sell… I need to see a hottie sucking on a bomb pop… I wonder If i can google image that? probably get some good porn anyway. porn pop? would a firework say that? who has conversations with fireworks? this was a funny one though.. and the guy uses the atari logo which is retro-cool and ironic- wonder if he is a hipster? whatthefuckis a hipster anyfuckingway..

Lets go for #11!

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 26, 2010 10:08 AM CDT reply actions

hsa is kind of a hipster, but appears a little more genuine

http://www.hipsterwifehunting.com/

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions

!

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jun 28, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

picture perfect description

dont forget that i shop mostly at urban outfitters but say that i found that scarf at a thrift store or some sort of unique online botique.

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 28, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions